Loklorien s'Ilancy
Jan 23rd, 2004, 01:56:37 PM
so. i just got asked to commit a federal offense today.
you know how its a crime to forge passports? yeah. i got asked to do that this afternoon. the gal who works the corner news stand where i go almost everyday to get a drink and beef jerky, asked me to photoshop her head onto a passport. to make matters just a little more complicated, shes pakistani. i love her to death, and shes real nice, but damn. im not stupid.
a free cherry coke and a pack of beef jerky isnt worth a stay in club fed, thank you very much.
deeenied.
you know how its a crime to forge passports? yeah. i got asked to do that this afternoon. the gal who works the corner news stand where i go almost everyday to get a drink and beef jerky, asked me to photoshop her head onto a passport. to make matters just a little more complicated, shes pakistani. i love her to death, and shes real nice, but damn. im not stupid.
a free cherry coke and a pack of beef jerky isnt worth a stay in club fed, thank you very much.
deeenied.