So, you've decided to be evil

[ReaperFett]

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your doomsday device, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

[imported_Akrabbim]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

[Kelt Simoson]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Return to 'So You've Decided to Be Evil'

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge Fort Knox. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your secret death ray, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

[Razielle Shadana]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the White House. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

[Xyver Khale]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison United Nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

[Ace McCloud]

Victory!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Kria'thn Ki]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to leave, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?


Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.



(lol i did this and its almost the same as a person above :p)

[Sejah Haversh]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash the Internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[Selinica Miriya]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

[imported_Darriann Sollak]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[ReaperFett]

Dissapointed so few wear "a supervillain costume with gimmicks" :)

[Droo]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of philipino thugs hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

[Charley]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal Fort Knox. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

[Alpha]

PH34R |^|3!!!!


Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your unholy weapon, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[imported_Blade Ice]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[Rognan Dar]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armageddon clock, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

[Shanaria Fabool]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a news reporter. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[Ishan Shade]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

[Zela Anos]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, confused by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

I wish. *sighs*

[Xazor Elessar]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armageddon clock, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the White House. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your plague of doom, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

[Mu Satach]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate United Nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

I'm a little disturbed that both Charley and I want to clone the Pope from the Island of Mu.

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Mu Satach
I'm a little disturbed that both Charley and I want to clone the Pope from the Island of Mu.

You two could form an unholy alliance, merging your plans to accomplish both your evil goals. You'd be an unstopable evil duo!

;)

[Sanis Prent]

Cloning the Pope was clearly the right answer.

[Shade Magus]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.



damn..............but i gotta a ?....if no man ever turns me down for the prom what about girls??? can they still turn me down?

[Xazor Elessar]

And I thought I was evil, Shade. :lol

[Falcon Gyndar]

You're only as evil as you believe. Like, if you beleive yourself capable of killing newborn kittens *gets sad and shudders at the thought* then you're truly supremely evil.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

[Mu Satach]

Originally posted by Figrin D'an
You two could form an unholy alliance, merging your plans to accomplish both your evil goals. You'd be an unstopable evil duo!

;)

as long as I get control of the secret control headquarters hidden inside the active volcano with all the shiney buttons... and everyone wears the quasi futuristic silver jumpers... And the easy chair of power with the built in remote control...