Need help finding drivers for my potato (and an announcement)

[Shawn]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/01/13/offbeat.germany.computer.reut/index.html
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- German police are investigating after an angry man returned a computer he had just bought saying it was packed with small potatoes instead of computer parts.

The store replaced the computer free of charge but became suspicious when he returned a short time later with another potato-filled computer casing, police in the western city of Kaiserslautern said on Monday.

"The second time he said he didn't need a computer any more and asked for his money back in cash," a police spokesman said.

Police are now investigating the man for fraudAs you may have noticed, I haven't been around for close to 2 months. Well, I should have an excess of free time for the next few months, so you should be seeing more of me here. Yeah, that's right... the big, bad, evil, tyrannical administrator is back. Phear. :p

[ReaperFett]

How the heck does someone believe it was potatoised! :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

WB Shawn! :D

And potatoes in the hard drive sounds like something from that old Star Trek song...."There's Klingons on the starboard bow..." ok well I don't remember the rest of it. ^_^;

[ReaperFett]

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

Lt. Uhura, report

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr. Spock

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse

Medical update, Doctor McCoy!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
shoot to kill, men

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Well it's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape 'em off Jim

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse

Engine room, Mister Scott

Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, laws of physics
Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, Jim

We come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Scotty beam me up

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Well it's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

Ye canny change the scourge jim oh see you jimmy
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine
If I give her anymore she'll blow

Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse
Star Trekking, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekking, across the universe
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse



:D

[Alpha]

Ok, did you recite that from memory or copy and paste?


(Please tell me it was Copy and Paste...:) )

[Marcus Telcontar]

I would have been impressed if you offered an MP3 link instead.

[Crystal]

Heh heh heh. I want to potatoize someone's PC. That's the best stupid scam ever.

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Alpha
Ok, did you recite that from memory or copy and paste?


(Please tell me it was Copy and Paste...:) )
I STARTED by reciting what I remembered, then got bored and copy/pasted :)




Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
I would have been impressed if you offered an MP3 link instead.

Not a clue where to look :)

[Droo]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
Not a clue where to look :)

I have it on vinyl from years ago. :D:thumbup

And welcome back, Shawn.

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Dru
I have it on vinyl from years ago. :D:thumbup

Can you convert vinyl to MP3? ;)