Playboy-January 2000 Playmates Bernaola twins

[Darth Viscera]

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i wonder if they get drunk and fool around with each other.

[Darth Viscera]

preview attached

[Morgan Evanar]

Wow, I find them completely facially unatractive to the point its a total turnoff.

[Darth Viscera]

their faces look better in the other pics

[Dasquian Belargic]

You don't have permission to download this file.

[TheHolo.Net]

It should work for you now Dasq. I added your IP to the allow list for this torrent.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Meh. I need a so-so emoticon.

[Darth Viscera]

well! there's just no pleasing some people

[Dasquian Belargic]

I think you're just easily pleased :mneh

[Darth Viscera]

not so easily. but then I am a guy, and there's no accounting for taste. tell me what kind of softcore porn you want, and I'll see about getting it.

[Dasquian Belargic]

:lol It's okay. I'm not really a 'porn person'. I was just curious :mneh

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
not so easily.
Rubbish! A girl says boobs and you get excited! :)

[Darth Viscera]

No, if a girl says boobs I know she's just being a cocktease and has no intention of flashing anyone or anything. If a girl says pussy I get excited.


Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
just curious :mneh

omg tongue SOHOT

[ReaperFett]

:lol

[Darth Viscera]

after hanging out at TSO for a while, I heard the word "boobs" often, even mention of specific boobs, but never once did I manage to see the boobs to which they were referring. sith women are evil.

As of this moment, I am disavowing all knowledge of the existence of boobs. If you want to prove to me that they do indeed exist, you'll have to provide photographic evidence to back up your outlandish claims.

[Dasquian Belargic]

If you hung out at Fasc, you'd see boobs.

EDIT-


Darth Viscera Viewing Thread Hello. Would you like to have sex with me? 10:18 PM

:lol how did I know you'd go straight there

[Darth Viscera]

the only 2 boobs I ever saw at fasc were both implant ruptures, which impacted my libido negatively. I WANT BOOBS OF ACTUAL SUBSTANCE

edit~because i have a one-track mind, and you know it!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'll need to speak with s'Il before letting you into the official boob club house.

[Darth Viscera]

rofl

guy 1: We're like gods. I had sex with a cheerleader last night.
guy 2: *panting* That was me!
guy 1: ...What?

[Dasquian Belargic]

"WHORE!" is the best :D

[Darth Viscera]

*fapfapfap*
WHOOORRRE!
*fapfapfap*

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
I'll need to speak with s'Il before letting you into the official boob club house.

yes, they are rather terrific

[Darth Viscera]

Well there seems to be no real interest in this, so I'll bring the seed down.

Is it just that bad, or do you guys just really really dislike porn?

[Morgan Evanar]

I just really don't find them attractive.

[Ishan Shade]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
I just really don't find them attractive.

Yep.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Crap job I did here. Just a bad attempt at fat kid humour

[JMK]

Oh no no no no!!!!!!!!!!! :cry

[Ishan Shade]

Wait till Helenias walks in to you photoshop'n that pic :lol

[Darth Viscera]

I'll only say this once.

DO NOT DESECRATE THE TWINS!

:verymad

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
I'll only say this once.

DO NOT DESECRATE THE TWINS!

:verymad

Your lucky I didnt do a full NASIOC job on it.

[Darth Viscera]

*nuzzles the twins in their glossy paper-bound home*
it's okay ladies, those scalawags and snow-biters know not what they say.