Worst Christmas Songs In Our Opinions

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Horrid!! If I have to listen to that darn song one more time I swear I'm going to blow a blood vessel in my brain. Honestly.

Plus it teaches all sorts of bad values to our kids. All the other reindeer were mean to Rudolph until Santa befriended him. Suddenly Rudolph makes it into the "in" crowd, and the reindeer who'd mocked him previously were trying to become his best friends by slathering him with accolades ("you'll go down in history").

Shame on all the other Reindeer!! :mad

[ReaperFett]

Hey, once you become a celebrity everyone wants to sleep with you ;)

And there's one christmas song I dislike, but don't know it's name so can't say :)

[Crystal]

He had a very shiny nose, like a lightbulb!

I dunno, I dont like many christmas songs but none of them really bother me too much.

I like Silver Bells, though :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

No no, what songs do you NOT like?

I can't stand the Christmas Song either. "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." etc etc... :x

It's okay...ONCE a season. Not fifty bajillion times. >_<

[ReaperFett]

I like festive songs generally though. They're happy, reminds you it's the happy times :)

[Charley]

I like both of those. Sorry you're a Scrooge.

Only Christmas stuff I don't like is stuff by Mannheim Steamroller. They really suck.

[Tear]

Originally posted by Crystal
I like Silver Bells, though :D

haha..Crystal your so naughty:rolleyes

[Quay'Na Rakai]

I can't think of any songs that I don't like either. And I'm singing 'The Christmas Song' as a solo special...so...erm...I listen to it quite alot. Finally have it memorized...I hope....along with countless others that I've been working on.

[Daen C'allyx]

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (especially the Springsteen version)

and "Feliz Navidad" because it's one of those songs that gets stuck in your head and stays there for years.

[Dae Jinn]

Christmas version of "Disco Duck"

;)

[Ace McCloud]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Horrid!! If I have to listen to that darn song one more time I swear I'm going to blow a blood vessel in my brain. Honestly.

[redneck voice] Well shoot. Why don't you listen to "Leroy the redneck reindeer"! Mighty fine song ya got there.

[Ceres Duvall]

I absolutely cannot stand the cats and dogs rendition of Jingle Bells.... *had to listen to it at work thirty times a day*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

OMG Ceres, that sucks!!

Generally I do like all Christmas songs, it's just working in retail makes me hate them all.

[Hunk]

"There's no place like hooome for the holidays..."

[Alpha]

I like Christmas paradies of the songs better then the actual songs. :) And as for ACTUALy Christmas songs, I can't stand Rudolph. But I do like Manheim Steamroller and Trans-Siberian Orchestra. :) They have somne good Christmas songs.

[imported_Jacali Danner]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville

Generally I do like all Christmas songs, it's just working in retail makes me hate them all.

That's understandable, hearing it all day long...I remember those days working in a grocery store in my teens. It got overbearing, so I feel for you!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

ALL OF THEM SUCK! I HATE THEM ALL! GOLLUM, GOLLUM! YEESSSS PRECCIOUSSS WE HATES THEM, WE HATES THEM FOREVER! NASSSSTY CAROLS MAKE SMEAGOLS HEAD HURT YESSSSS!

[Wei Wu Wei]

That's pretty funny, Marcus. Christmas songs that I don't like? Well, I like all the songs, but some of the lyrics I can't wrap my mind around.

For Example, I in Winter Wonderland, they sing "gone away is the blue bird. Here to stay is the new bird."

So I'm like, "WTF? Well duh. And you didn't even try to make a creative rhyme. And what the heck is a 'new bird' anyways?"

Sometimes people make no sense.

[Sejah Haversh]

Bruce Springsteen singing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Tina Turner singing "O Holy Night"
Barry Manilow singing any Christmas song.
Arron Neville singing any Christmas song, or just singing in general.
That stupid cavalry one.
Lumpy the Christmas elf.

I hate all of those. Very much

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Lumpy the Christmas Elf? I'm glad I have no idea what you're talking about.

Also, I can't stand Britteny Spear's rendition of "Santa Baby" :x

[Marcus Telcontar]

Also, I can't stand Britteny Spear's rendition of absolutly anything she sings

Fixed it for you

[Seteth Morters]

Any christmas song being mangled by small children - I do volunteer work at an infants school [4-6 year olds] and all I've heard for the past two weeks is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, being sung in about eight different pitches and a hundred degrees of out of tune.

[Master Yoghurt]

That song in the Coca Cola commercial.

"Holidays are coming.. holidays are coming.. always Coka Cola!"

It has nothing to do with Christmas! <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/smileys/rant.gif>

[Jarek T'chort]

All of them

[Charley]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
Arron Neville singing any Christmas song, or just singing in general.

Die

[imported_J'ktal Anajii]

The man cannot hold the same note for more than half a second. In his rendition of "O Little Town of Bethlehem" there were four guys singing along with him. They sounded great, getting the notes right and everything. Aaron sounded like a drunk guy who found a karaoke machine microphone and sang along, much to their dismay.

[Morgan Evanar]

Barry Manilow. Fixed.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

"Silver and Gold" has now bumped Rudolph out of the running. :x What a blah song.

[ReaperFett]

Don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of that.