You might be a Fanboy if....

[Jedieb]

I can’t think of a single thing that annoys me more than the term ‘fanboy’, except maybe the Republican Party or Jeff Foxworthy. So in honor of the word and those who use it I give you this list!

During the summers of 1999 and 2002, if you were over the age of 15 and spent more time in a darkened theater watching TPM by yourself than you did groping a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re so inclined) then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

If you have an entire room of your home dedicated to Star Wars then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

If you’re over the age of 10 and you’ve engaged in plastic lightsaber battles then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

If you think of Star Wars as a religious experience, and believe Yoda or Lucas as sacred as the Pope then ..... you just might be a fanboy.

If you have at any time proclaimed TPM to be the greatest motion picture of ALL time, the birth of modern film, all that is good and righteous in this world, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve chosen sides in the useless Marvel V. DC debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you spend more money on Star Wars toys than sex toys, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If, like this you speak, because clever you think you are for emulating Yoda, then ...... a fanboy, you may be. Or an agent of evil, either one is a disgrace.

If you ever raged against TPM as being the worst Star Wars film ever, an insult to the memory of the OT, a sign of the apocalypse, and evidence that George Lucas has been taken by Satan, then.... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you use the acronym OT to represent the original Star Wars trilogy, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’re more familiar with the relationship between Luke and Mara then you are the relationship between Vodka and one night stands, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever proclaimed George Lucas as the greatest filmmaker of our time, and that Howard the Duck was simply misunderstood then .... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you think Ewoks are cool and that a ROTJ ending featuring a battle between raging Wookies and the Empire’s finest was better served by the teddy bear massacre on Endor, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you get annoyed when people refer to Episode 4 as Star Wars, instead of Star Wars: A New Hope or simply ‘ANH’, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve called George Lucas a hack and made plans to storm Skywalker Ranch and force him to make better movies at gunpoint, then ...... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you actually think Jar Jar is funny, a playful symbol of childhood innocense, the greatest example of comic relief of our time, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent hours trying to prove that Stormtroopers can or can’t be clones, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent more time role playing on a SW message board then role playing with leather whips and handcuffs, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you do engage in sexual role play and your safety word is “Palpatine!”, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you hate Jar Jar with the white hot passion of a thousand binary suns, then .... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you use the expression “binary suns” instead of “stars” because you enjoy making subtle references to Tatooine’s stars, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever proudly proclaimed any EU novel to be a great piece of literature, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you know the difference between a Bothan and a Rodian, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever taken part in a Star Wars V. Star Trek debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever wondered if a Star Destroyer could defeat the Enterprise, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve walked out of a comic book movie and proclaimed it to be one of the greatest motion pictures of all time, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you take great pride in being able to impersonate half the characters on the Simpsons, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe REALLY is Star Wars, the movies aren’t the only source of canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon?’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe isn’t REALLY Star Wars, only the movies are canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy. You’re RIGHT of course, but you’re still a fanboy.

If you’ve organized items on your desk at work by Imperial ships and Rebel ships, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever spent more than 14 consecutive hours on a message board discussing the merits of Corran Horn, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’re a dead ringer for the Simpson' Comic Book Guy, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you read 500 pages of a mediocre EU novel because you’ve already invested thousands of pages in the entire, boring, drawn out farce that is the NJO, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever used nerf herder as a put down, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If your wedding had a Star Wars theme, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve dreamed of having a Star Wars themed wedding, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever attended a Star Wars themed wedding, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever used the better part of your planning period compiling a ‘You might be a fanboy’ list, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you have a passionate opinion on whether Greedo really shot shot first, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever gotten your girlfriend to dress up as Slave Leia, then ...... well, then you’re just a lucky bastard.

If you’ve ever gotten your boyfriend to dress up as Han Solo then ....... you’ve never had sex with me, that’s for damn sure.

If you think it actually makes sense that Fett escaped the Sarlac Pit, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever fantasized about taking a lightsaber to those jocks who mocked you in high school, then ...... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you resemble Jabba the Hut, then ........ put down the damn twinkle, you’re one bite away from a heart attack.

If you think that Grand Admiral Thrawn could have defeated the Vong, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you even know who the hell Thrawn is, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever attended a SW movie or convention in costume, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever been impressed by someone dressed in costume at one of these events, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

For Yoda’s sake, if you’ve ever attended one of the conventions, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever used the expression, “For Yoda’s sake!”, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

And finally, IF YOU’VE EVER USED THE TERM ‘FANBOY’ AS AN INSULT OR TO MAKE A POINT OF ANY KIND, THEN ....... YOU JUST MAY BE A FANBOY YOURSELF! NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE TERM!!!!

:duel

If, you’ve ever used the ‘: duel’ smilie, then....

[Daen C'allyx]

If you’re over the age of 10 and you’ve engaged in plastic lightsaber battles then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

Oh yeah, because nobody does that. :rolleyes

[Figrin D'an]

Nice list. :)



If you do engage in sexual role play and your safety word is “Palpatine!”, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy



LMAO. So wrong, yet so funny. :lol

[Jedieb]

Do I even need to point out the irony that no one who's ever used that term could read that list and not take a hit? No, I'm sure everyone will put the pieces together... :angel

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Jedieb
Do I even need to point out the irony that no one who's ever used that term could read that list and not take a hit? No, I'm sure everyone will put the pieces together... :angel


Yeah.

You're such a fanboy, you fanboy. :p

;)

[Jedieb]

HA! You used the word fanboy! You're one too! :crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

If your wedding had a Star Wars theme, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

ACK! I'm a fanboy :cry

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Jedieb
HA! You used the word fanboy! You're one too! :crack


You made a list about being a fanboy. Only a huge fanboy could compile something so fanboy-ish like that, you fanboy.

:mneh

[ReaperFett]

During the summers of 1999 and 2002, if you were over the age of 15 and spent more time in a darkened theater watching TPM by yourself than you did groping a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re so inclined) then ....... you just might be a fanboy.
Replace TPM with movies, and It's 6-0 in the last six years :)


If you’ve chosen sides in the useless Marvel V. DC debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.
Pfft, useless? What a dork, it's VITAL! ;)

[Dutchy]

I'm not a fanboy. :smokin

[Dutchy]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
Replace TPM with movies, and It's 6-0 in the last six years :)


You grope your own member those 6 times? :p

[Charley]

Originally posted by Jedieb
If you’re over the age of 10 and you’ve engaged in plastic lightsaber battles then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

If you spend more money on Star Wars toys than sex toys, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you use the acronym OT to represent the original Star Wars trilogy, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you think Ewoks are cool and that a ROTJ ending featuring a battle between raging Wookies and the Empire’s finest was better served by the teddy bear massacre on Endor, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent more time role playing on a SW message board then role playing with leather whips and handcuffs, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you know the difference between a Bothan and a Rodian, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever taken part in a Star Wars V. Star Trek debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever wondered if a Star Destroyer could defeat the Enterprise, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe isn’t REALLY Star Wars, only the movies are canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy. You’re RIGHT of course, but you’re still a fanboy.

If you’ve ever gotten your girlfriend to dress up as Slave Leia, then ...... well, then you’re just a lucky bastard.

If you even know who the hell Thrawn is, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever attended a SW movie or convention in costume, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever been impressed by someone dressed in costume at one of these events, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

And finally, IF YOU’VE EVER USED THE TERM ‘FANBOY’ AS AN INSULT OR TO MAKE A POINT OF ANY KIND, THEN ....... YOU JUST MAY BE A FANBOY YOURSELF! NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE TERM!!!!

Guilty.

However, on the first one, I spent time watching TPM AND groping a member of the opposite sex at the same time, so I think it cancels out. ;)


14/51, so better than most

[TCM'74]

:lol Some of it rings so true. No denying.

[JMK]

If you’ve ever gotten your girlfriend to dress up as Slave Leia, then ...... well, then you’re just a lucky bastard.
Mwahaha! :smokin

[Jedieb]

You made a list about being a fanboy. Only a huge fanboy could compile something so fanboy-ish like that, you fanboy

That was already on the list!

If you’ve ever used the better part of your planning period compiling a ‘You might be a fanboy’ list, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

And you used the "F" word 4 times in 1 post! You're the King of the ....boys! :crack

So, are we all going to total up our scores? I'd really like to know who cops to the "Palpatine" one. I want to stay as far from that person as possible.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I cant help looking at this list and thinking that Johnathon would have us all flat beaten big time.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*peeks down her trousers* ...........uhm...................:cry

[JMK]

Final score of 12 for me.

[Jedieb]

Under 20, damn. And JMK, I hope you took a hit on the ANH one, cuz that was for you. ;)

If you get annoyed when people refer to Episode 4 as Star Wars, instead of Star Wars: A New Hope or simply ‘ANH’, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

[JMK]

Yes, I did take a hit on that one! :D

[darth_mcbain]

Final score of 17 for me... And yeah, I think Jon would have killed us in this one... :lol

[ReaperFett]

I'll count later :)

[ReaperFett]

During the summers of 1999 and 2002, if you were over the age of 15 and spent more time in a darkened theater watching TPM by yourself than you did groping a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re so inclined) then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

If you’re over the age of 10 and you’ve engaged in plastic lightsaber battles then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

If you have at any time proclaimed TPM to be the greatest motion picture of ALL time, the birth of modern film, all that is good and righteous in this world, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve chosen sides in the useless Marvel V. DC debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you spend more money on Star Wars toys than sex toys, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If, like this you speak, because clever you think you are for emulating Yoda, then ...... a fanboy, you may be. Or an agent of evil, either one is a disgrace.

If you use the acronym OT to represent the original Star Wars trilogy, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’re more familiar with the relationship between Luke and Mara then you are the relationship between Vodka and one night stands, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever proclaimed George Lucas as the greatest filmmaker of our time, and that Howard the Duck was simply misunderstood then .... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you think Ewoks are cool and that a ROTJ ending featuring a battle between raging Wookies and the Empire’s finest was better served by the teddy bear massacre on Endor, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you get annoyed when people refer to Episode 4 as Star Wars, instead of Star Wars: A New Hope or simply ‘ANH’, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you actually think Jar Jar is funny, a playful symbol of childhood innocense, the greatest example of comic relief of our time, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent hours trying to prove that Stormtroopers can or can’t be clones, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent more time role playing on a SW message board then role playing with leather whips and handcuffs, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever proudly proclaimed any EU novel to be a great piece of literature, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you know the difference between a Bothan and a Rodian, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever taken part in a Star Wars V. Star Trek debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever wondered if a Star Destroyer could defeat the Enterprise, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve walked out of a comic book movie and proclaimed it to be one of the greatest motion pictures of all time, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe REALLY is Star Wars, the movies aren’t the only source of canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon?’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever spent more than 14 consecutive hours on a message board discussing the merits of Corran Horn, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you have a passionate opinion on whether Greedo really shot shot first, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you think it actually makes sense that Fett escaped the Sarlac Pit, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you even know who the hell Thrawn is, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.
24 :D

[Morgan Evanar]

Originally posted by Jedieb
If you ever raged against TPM as being the worst Star Wars film ever, an insult to the memory of the OT, a sign of the apocalypse, and evidence that George Lucas has been taken by Satan, then.... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you use the acronym OT to represent the original Star Wars trilogy, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’re more familiar with the relationship between Luke and Mara then you are the relationship between Vodka and one night stands, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you get annoyed when people refer to Episode 4 as Star Wars, instead of Star Wars: A New Hope or simply ‘ANH’, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent hours trying to prove that Stormtroopers can or can’t be clones, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent more time role playing on a SW message board then role playing with leather whips and handcuffs, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you hate Jar Jar with the white hot passion of a thousand binary suns, then .... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you know the difference between a Bothan and a Rodian, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever taken part in a Star Wars V. Star Trek debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever wondered if a Star Destroyer could defeat the Enterprise, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe REALLY is Star Wars, the movies aren’t the only source of canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon?’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe isn’t REALLY Star Wars, only the movies are canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy. You’re RIGHT of course, but you’re still a fanboy.


If you’ve ever used nerf herder as a put down, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.
If you think that Grand Admiral Thrawn could have defeated the Vong, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you even know who the hell Thrawn is, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

I'm a cheap bastard, so I got off easy =]

[JediBoricua]

If you’re over the age of 10 and you’ve engaged in plastic lightsaber battles then ....... you just might be a fanboy.

If you spend more money on Star Wars toys than sex toys, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy

If you use the acronym OT to represent the original Star Wars trilogy, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you get annoyed when people refer to Episode 4 as Star Wars, instead of Star Wars: A New Hope or simply ‘ANH’, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent hours trying to prove that Stormtroopers can or can’t be clones, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve spent more time role playing on a SW message board then role playing with leather whips and handcuffs, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you use the expression “binary suns” instead of “stars” because you enjoy making subtle references to Tatooine’s stars, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fanboy

If you’ve ever proudly proclaimed any EU novel to be a great piece of literature, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you know the difference between a Bothan and a Rodian, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever taken part in a Star Wars V. Star Trek debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever wondered if a Star Destroyer could defeat the Enterprise, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe REALLY is Star Wars, the movies aren’t the only source of canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon?’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you read 500 pages of a mediocre EU novel because you’ve already invested thousands of pages in the entire, boring, drawn out farce that is the NJO, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever used nerf herder as a put down, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve dreamed of having a Star Wars themed wedding, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you have a passionate opinion on whether Greedo really shot shot first, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you think that Grand Admiral Thrawn could have defeated the Vong, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you even know who the hell Thrawn is, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever been impressed by someone dressed in costume at one of these events, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

For Yoda’s sake, if you’ve ever attended one of the conventions, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

If you’ve ever used the expression, “For Yoda’s sake!”, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

And finally, IF YOU’VE EVER USED THE TERM ‘FANBOY’ AS AN INSULT OR TO MAKE A POINT OF ANY KIND, THEN ....... YOU JUST MAY BE A FANBOY YOURSELF! NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE TERM!!!!


22, yeah I'm a fanboy!

I have never gotten my g/f to dress up as Slave Leia, doesn't mean I will stop trying though.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

If you think that Grand Admiral Thrawn could have defeated the Vong, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.

But he *could* have. :p

I may not be a fanboy, but I'm a fangirl. Daiq, you 'n me should stick together. :p

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*hooks an arm through LD's* Together we stand...:)

I counted 11 for me.....could have been more if the right statements were made :mischief

[Lilaena De'Ville]

24 for me..I think. It's getting hard to count after being at work all night. :x

[Figrin D'an]

Amazingly, I only got 14. I was sure I would have more.

I guess I'm not as much of a Star Wars geek as I thought. I feel so inadequate now. :cry

er... wait. Maybe that's not a bad thing... ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey! :mad

:p

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Hey! :mad

:p


Yeah, but look at it this way. You have two major anti-geek things going for you.

1) You're a girl.

2) You're a pretty attractive girl.

So, a 24 isn't that bad. :p

[Quay'Na Rakai]

Quay= 21, so I guess I'm considered a fangirl as well...:D

[Matt]

9


:cry

I'm pathetic!

[Jedi Master Carr]

Hey I got a 24 too, we have something in common LD :p

[Jedieb]

I have never gotten my g/f to dress up as Slave Leia, doesn't mean I will stop trying though.
:lol Keep trying, some causes are worth fighting, even dying for!


*hooks an arm through LD's* Together we stand...

I counted 11 for me.....could have been more if the right statements were made


Lilaena De'Ville quote:
If you think that Grand Admiral Thrawn could have defeated the Vong, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fanboy.




But he *could* have.

I may not be a fanboy, but I'm a fangirl. Daiq, you 'n me should stick together.

Damn women, can't live with 'em, can't have a fanboy list without 'em. YOU WANT YOUR OWN LIST, YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN LIST!!!!!:crack

[Jedieb]

Brand new feminized rules have been italicized for YOUR protection!

During the summers of 1999 and 2002, if you were over the age of 15 and spent more time in a darkened theater watching TPM by yourself than you did groping a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re so inclined) then ....... you just might be a fangirl.

If you have an entire room of your home dedicated to Star Wars then ....... you just might be a fangirl.

If you’re over the age of 10 and you’ve engaged in plastic lightsaber battles then ....... you just might be a fangirl.

If you think of Star Wars as a religious experience, and believe Yoda or Lucas as sacred as the Pope then ..... you just might be a fangirl.

If you have at any time proclaimed TPM to be the greatest motion picture of ALL time, the birth of modern film, all that is good and righteous in this world, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve chosen sides in the useless Marvel V. DC debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you spend more money on Star Wars toys than sex toys, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If, like this you speak, because clever you think you are for emulating Yoda, then ...... a fangirl, you may be. Or an agent of evil, either one is a disgrace.

If you ever raged against TPM as being the worst Star Wars film ever, an insult to the memory of the OT, a sign of the apocalypse, and evidence that George Lucas has been taken by Satan, then.... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you use the acronym OT to represent the original Star Wars trilogy, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’re more familiar with the relationship between Luke and Mara then you are the relationship between Vodka and one night stands, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever proclaimed George Lucas as the greatest filmmaker of our time, and that Howard the Duck was simply misunderstood then .... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you think Ewoks are oh so CUTE and CUDDLY and that a ROTJ ending featuring a battle between raging Wookies and the Empire’s finest was better served by the teddy bear massacre on Endor, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you get annoyed when people refer to Episode 4 as Star Wars, instead of Star Wars: A New Hope or simply ‘ANH’, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve called George Lucas a hack and made plans to storm Skywalker Ranch and force him to make better movies at gunpoint, then ...... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you actually think Jar Jar is funny, a playful symbol of childhood innocense, the greatest example of comic relief of our time, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve spent hours trying to prove that Stormtroopers can or can’t be clones, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve spent more time role playing on a SW message board then role playing with leather whips and handcuffs, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you do engage in sexual role play and your safety word is “Palpatine!”, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fangirl. (But by all means, feel free to look me up.)

If you hate Jar Jar with the white hot passion of a thousand binary suns, then .... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you use the expression “binary suns” instead of “stars” because you enjoy making subtle references to Tatooine’s stars, then ..... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever proudly proclaimed any EU novel to be a great piece of literature, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you know the difference between a Bothan and a Rodian, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever taken part in a Star Wars V. Star Trek debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever wondered if a Star Destroyer could defeat the Enterprise, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve walked out of a comic book movie and proclaimed it to be one of the greatest motion pictures of all time, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you use the female characters on Buffy as your role models and try to emulate them by carrying around wooden stakes, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe REALLY is Star Wars, the movies aren’t the only source of canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon?’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve taken the “Expanded Universe isn’t REALLY Star Wars, only the movies are canon!” in the useless ‘Is the EU Canon’ debate, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl. You’re RIGHT of course, but you’re still a fangirl.

If you’ve organized items on your desk at work by Imperial ships and Rebel ships, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever spent more than 14 consecutive hours on a message board discussing the merits of Corran Horn, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve watched a Zena marathon on cable and said; “Wow, this is well written, well acted, and the production values are TOP NOTCH!”, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you read 500 pages of a mediocre EU novel because you’ve already invested thousands of pages in the entire, boring, drawn out farce that is the NJO, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever used nerf herder as a put down because you thought Leia looked particularly tough when she used that little nerd gem on Han, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If your wedding had a Star Wars theme, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve dreamed of having a Star Wars themed wedding, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever attended a Star Wars themed wedding, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever used the better part of your planning period compiling a ‘You might be a fanboy/fangirl’ list or stolen a few moments at work to READ one, then ....... you j.m.b.a./fanboy/fangirl. (Had to edit that one, cuz it was just for me. I didn’t want to leave anyone out.)

If you have a passionate opinion on whether Greedo really shot shot first, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever dressed up as Slave Leia to pleasure your man, then ...... well, then send me a PM.

If you’ve ever gotten your boyfriend to dress up as Han Solo then ....... you’ve never had sex with me, that’s for damn sure.

If you think it actually makes sense that Fett escaped the Sarlac Pit, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever fantasized about taking a lightsaber to those cheerleaders who mocked you in high school, then ...... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you resemble the six breasted dancer from Jabba‘s Palace, then ........ You j.m.b.a.fangirl and your plastic surgeon should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

If you think that Grand Admiral Thrawn could have defeated the Vong, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you even know who the hell Thrawn is, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever attended a SW movie or convention in costume, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever been impressed by someone dressed in costume at one of these events, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

For Yoda’s sake, if you’ve ever attended one of the conventions, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

If you’ve ever used the expression, “For Yoda’s sake!”, then ....... you j.m.b.a.fangirl.

And finally, IF YOU’VE EVER USED THE TERM ‘fangirl’ AS AN INSULT OR TO MAKE A POINT OF ANY KIND, THEN ....... YOU JUST MAY BE A fangirl YOURSELF! NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE TERM!!!!

:duel

If, you’ve ever used the ‘: duel’ smilie, then....

And PLEASE, no suggestive PM‘s or e-mails, I‘m too cheap to afford a mistress or a divorce!

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
24 for me..I think. It's getting hard to count after being at work all night. :x


You're as bad as me! :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Originally posted by Jedi Master Carr
Hey I got a 24 too, we have something in common LD :p


Originally posted by ReaperFett
You're as bad as me! :D

:p Fett, Carr, and I are in the "24" club :uhoh

[JMK]

I'm in a 24 club too, but this club refers to yummy cold beer. :D