Ah, the hilarity of naming babies

[ReaperFett]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3268161.stm

"These are my kids, Denim and ESPN" :D

[Charley]

Dweezil, Moon Unit, beaten.

[Darth Viscera]

Just wait until parents start naming their kids in hexadecimal ebonics. In the next 10 years, at least 1 person is going to be given a name that contains either "1337" or "l33t".

[Sejah Haversh]

Stare in wonder folks, as mankind hurtles back to the time.....

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[ReaperFett]

Dweezil is a cool name. ESPN makes him sound like a droid :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Man, people can be so unoriginal. Alas, what is to become of our world? It's times like these when I ask God if he could make an exception to his covenant to never flood the world again.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

A sister of a very good frined of mine used to work in one of Florida's public aid departments. She was reading the information about a black married couple and their children and entering the info into the system.

She paused on one of the names and asked them about it.

"We got that out of a catalog", said the wife. "You pronounce it Paj-a-mas."

They had named their kid after sleep wear...pajamas. :rolleyes

[Zatania Duvall]

Well, it's not too weird if someone names their son "Calvin Klein" is it? lol

I feel sorry for those kids. Wtf, their parents should be ashamed of themselves. Some years down the road other children are going to be teasing them relentlessly. "HEY! ESPN! Who won the game this morning? Cmon you can tell us!"

Next someone's going to name their kid after condom brands and STDs. THis world is full of freaks.

[Neyasha]

Those boys named ESPN better become avide sports fans.... Poor kids

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
Well, it's not too weird if someone names their son "Calvin Klein" is it? lol
That's alright, it's a real name :)


Next someone's going to name their kid after condom brands and STDs. THis world is full of freaks.
"Herpes, get off your sister!" :)

[Shanaria Fabool]

I know of a person that changed his first name to "Lord" and then had everybody call him by his full name or just as "M'lord"

[Ryla Relvinian]

Now that's actually a good idea...

Hmm... *plots* ;)

[imported_Akrabbim]

I heard of a guy who wanted to name his kids Optimus Prime and Megatron. I, for one, think that would be danged awesome. :)

[Charley]

I'm somewhat partial to the name Skeletor, myself.

[Falcon Gyndar]

Meh, my first name's Kaman.

Now tell me you've met anyone else with THAT name. (By the way, it's pronounced the same as the Cayman islands).

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:p I thought about naming twins Luke and Leia :p I wonder how many real sets of twins got named that.

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Originally posted by Wei Wu Wei
Man, people can be so unoriginal.
But traditional names like John, Luke, & Matt are so original.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Tristan is a kewl name. :) And Adrian.

[Morgan Evanar]

Tristan is weak. Adrian is ok.

Dweezil Zappa. Yup, Frank Zappa's kid.

I think I might name my theoretical daughter Chani. NERD OMG LOL!

[Charley]

If I ever met a guy named Tristan, I'd punch him in the crotch, kick his dog, and kiss his mother, just to assert the fact that he has a stupid name.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

I like the name Tristan and dont think its weak at all....not even borderline Metro ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

you guyz R meen. :cry

...What about Siegfried then? :p

[Sejah Haversh]

I find that the name Siegfried is about as manly as this.
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[Darth Viscera]

I wouldn't be able to stand the name Tristan. Reminds me too much of Eve Online.