Ouch!

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7777098%255E13762,00.html

>_<

[Crystal]

Ha ha. >D

[Alpha]

>_< That would be hell...

[AmazonBabe]

O_o ow O_o

[Ace McCloud]

Women are evil......

[Wei Wu Wei]

Not all women. Just insanely jealous ones.

[Ace McCloud]

Well, not ONLY jealous ones but alot of them for one reason or another are evil... :mischief

[Charley]

She made one mistake. She didn't kill him.

Sorry, but once something like that happens, chivalry, bushido, and any shred of compassion or mercy leaves town. I will butcher zip codes to get to you.

[Droo]

Originally posted by Dru
She should have her breasts cut off. Retard.

[ReaperFett]

Dru, you really shouldn't use that quote. It doesn't sound like a "nice, colourful way to express my disgust", it just makes you sound barbaric :)

[Droo]

Well I'm feeling barbaric! Wrarr!:cat

I mean....Wrarr! :headbash

[Crystal]

So, wait. She didn't know if he was cheating on her?

Well..

Still.

Ha Ha. >D

[Zatania Duvall]

Alright thats a little extreme. But if all guys were afraid of that happening, then maybe they wouldn't cheat so much. Not saying that women don't cheat as well. Isn't it a bit biased to say women are evil? Whenever a woman cheats, a lot of guys(not all, just a lot) smack them around.

Men are (most of the time) stronger, so women can get tossed around rather easily. Its like putting a mouse in a cage with a lion and telling it to fight back(well maybe not that bad but you get my point).

So in the end, evilness depends on the person's sanity. I personally wouldn't cut any appendages off. I'd kick the girl's butt then slap the guy for cheating and leave him.

*suddenly remembers something she saw on a talkshow and cringes* There have been guys that held women down and used pliers to pull their nipples off. >_< There's two of those and they're just as sensitive. Agh... Nightmares..

[Crystal]

I agree with you totally, Zatania.

I think women are just more jealous and try to get back at a guy more "evily" than most guys would try to get back at women. Guys I've talked to either just want to dump the girl, and that's it or cheat on them right back.. like some childish game. I wouldn't go so far as to cut *IT* off, but trust me when I'm cheated on I will find some way to get back at him.. and he'll be very sorry.

[Darth Viscera]

Why do women keep trying to do this?!? You don't see men going around cutting off the vital organs of women. If a dude tried to cut out a lady's stomach, they'd put him away for life.

[Kelt Simoson]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
Alright thats a little extreme. But if all guys were afraid of that happening, then maybe they wouldn't cheat so much. Not saying that women don't cheat as well. Isn't it a bit biased to say women are evil? Whenever a woman cheats, a lot of guys(not all, just a lot) smack them around.


Perhaps in the US But in Britian a very small majority of men hit women in that situation unless hes done it previously to her.


Besides i garuntee i totally hate men that do that an showed my anger on many-a men who has smacked friends of mine that i have as girls around.

[Charley]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
Alright thats a little extreme. But if all guys were afraid of that happening, then maybe they wouldn't cheat so much. Not saying that women don't cheat as well. Isn't it a bit biased to say women are evil? Whenever a woman cheats, a lot of guys(not all, just a lot) smack them around.

Uh, if they're cheating, file for divorce.

How do you justify cutting genitalia in response to that? I'd lump giving the snip to somebody as pretty evil, at least in terms of wanton destruction.

As I said before, she should've killed him. Now, the kid gloves come off. If I'm that guy, first I re-attach my member, and second, I skin her family alive.

[Tear]

Charleys got the tools to do that too..:p

And women evil? maybe..well just a lil..

Common Adam..its just an apple..take it..its really, really good...

I dunno Eve we arent supposed to eat the apples

TAKE IT OR ILL CUT THAT THINGY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS OFF!


nah women arent evil..*cough*

[Crystal]

Women are blamed for lots of evil in the bible ;)

[Darth Viscera]

That's because Eve was conspiring with that japanese tentacle creature.

[Crystal]

So one actually exists?!!

Can I get one as a pet? :p

[Ace McCloud]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
Alright thats a little extreme. But if all guys were afraid of that happening, then maybe they wouldn't cheat so much. Not saying that women don't cheat as well. Isn't it a bit biased to say women are evil? Whenever a woman cheats, a lot of guys(not all, just a lot) smack them around.

Men are (most of the time) stronger, so women can get tossed around rather easily. Its like putting a mouse in a cage with a lion and telling it to fight back(well maybe not that bad but you get my point).

So in the end, evilness depends on the person's sanity. I personally wouldn't cut any appendages off. I'd kick the girl's butt then slap the guy for cheating and leave him.

*suddenly remembers something she saw on a talkshow and cringes* There have been guys that held women down and used pliers to pull their nipples off. >_< There's two of those and they're just as sensitive. Agh... Nightmares..


It's just kind of how things are in society. A woman can sleep with a few guys and be called a slut, but a guy can sleep with 3x as many girls and there would be no problem. I'm definatly not the kinda guy that believes in revenge in that kind of sort. Just dump or divorce, simple as that. They'll regret it more than you, hopefully. :hat

[Zatania Duvall]

My revenge also is a mental revenge. A lot of people have been stupid enough to tell me their fears and I work on those..

[Kelt Simoson]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
My revenge also is a mental revenge. A lot of people have been stupid enough to tell me their fears and I work on those..

Which often is much more worse than a physical whack lol

Physical whacks vanish, emotional or mental hits stay for a long time (this includes after effects of being hit/smacked). So your saying its okay to emotionaly scar a guy but its bad to hit or smack a woman? ( not that i agree with hitting like i said before, but what your saying quite intregues me)

Both are as bad as eachother in the long and short of it.

[Shanaria Fabool]

It's also alot more fun to get into people's heads, and distort their mind to the point of sending them to the loonie bin.... Like convince them that the world does not exist and that they are really in a holographic simulator on spaceship that is run by the king of the potato people... :D :evil

[Tear]

And you girls wonder why men call you evil.

[Crystal]

It's their fault most of the time, so they shouldn't blame us >D

[Davnon Starr]

This is Zatania btw. I only have done it to guys that deserve it. Like a guy that mentally scarred me by making me stay with him by threatening suicide when he didn't have the balls to really do it. He never did either. Thats only one out of the twenty guys I've dated. I almost did it to another, but we got back together after that. That case was also because I felt emotionally injured by something he did.

All the others I have just stopped talking to cuz it feel too uncomfortable afterwards..

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Davnon Starr
I only have done it to guys that deserve it. Like a guy that mentally scarred me by making me stay with him by threatening suicide when he didn't have the balls to really do it. He never did either.

Hey! I think I know that guy! ....well, I at least know one like him >_<

[Davnon Starr]

Needless to say once I stopped crying and realized that I didn't have to put up with that ****, I dated the guy he hated most and told every single girl that he's a jackass and that Jabba the Hutt was more handsome than he was as well as a corpse says more intelligent things than he ever did. He kept stalking me though trying to make me take him back, so someone, who I would love to know who did this cuz it made him stop trying to talk to me, sent him pictures through email of the guy he hated and I kissing.

After all that, I feel that we were even on the whole mental blows. He did a lot more than what I've said, but it'd take too long to say it all and I'm feeling rather lazy right now.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
Hey! I think I know that guy! ....well, I at least know one like him >_<

ugggh, adolescent male drama queens are the worst! :x

[Evil Hobgoblin]

Especially those in their twenties and thirties...

[Davnon Starr]

I don't gripe about men. I just get even with the ones that tick me off. The rest of them are some of my best friends.

[Crystal]

Guys are generally pretty cool friends.. 90% of my friends are male. I only run into problems with them when I date them.. so I just need to be a lesbian and it's all set :)

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
so I just need to be a lesbian and it's all set :)

excuse me while my head explodes in delight.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
excuse me while my head explodes in delight.

You and your bloody lesbians.

BTW, I suppose your already aware of the Eowyn / Arwen slash?

[Darth Viscera]

Oh my. Nope, I wasn't aware of that. I hope it's at least well written.

[Crystal]

I believe he's refering to the *pictures*

[Darth Viscera]

there are pictures? I should hope they're at least drawn well.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
Oh my. Nope, I wasn't aware of that. I hope it's at least well written.

Yes :x


Originally posted by Darth Viscera
there are pictures? I should hope they're at least drawn well.

Very much yes :x

[Darth Viscera]

Wormtongue/Pippin slash. Samwise/Orc slash. I fear I shall be gravely ill.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
Wormtongue/Pippin slash. Samwise/Orc slash. I fear I shall be gravely ill.

Just wait. Just waaaaaaait. LOTR slash gets worse. The best (for want of a better word) slash is LOTR :x

[Darth Viscera]

Still can only find stories, no pictures.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ryla can direct you. I erased the URL from my mind :x

[Crystal]

I find it amusing that Ryla knows the URL.

Could I get that too please? ;) :lol

[Darth Viscera]

I can't seem to find any regular non-gay slash pictures. how odd.

[Ceres Duvall]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
excuse me while my head explodes in delight.

Don't understand guys and their lesbian fantasies.. They're lesbians for a reason you know, they'll never let you join in on the fun. :p Thats why you try to find bisexual women.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
I can't seem to find any regular non-gay slash pictures. how odd.

The term 'Slash' (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slash&f=1) can only be applied to male/male or female/female pairings :) So that's why you can't find any non-gay slash, because that would contradict everything that slash is!

[Ceres Duvall]

So you're looking for regular fanfiction not slash. :p I think.. Unless there's a weird name for that too.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
The term 'Slash' (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slash&f=1) can only be applied to male/male or female/female pairings :) So that's why you can't find any non-gay slash, because that would contradict everything that slash is!

female/female is lesbian, not gay, so it falls under the "straight" category because only straight people look at it.

And it's beyond me why there's something of a 100,000:1 ratio of gay slash to straight (read: lesbian) slash, at least as far as LOTR is concerned. I mean, are there really millions of people out there who desperately want to see a poorly drawn picture of Elrond and Legolas bumping uglies? Where is all teh females are at?

Bah! This is the kind of massive crapfest you get when you put female pervy elf fanciers in charge of pr0n.