Abagael Zellan
Oct 29th, 2003, 01:01:12 PM
I am seriously going to kick somebodys butt! :mad
My cousin has been really really sick, and the whole family has been quite worried about him. Well, last month he told us that he had cancer. Naturally this came as quite a blow. We were all devastated. Since he's a young, single guy who works at a dead-end job we've all been sending him money to help him out.
Turns out, that's exactly what he wanted.
There is no cancer, there is no chemo, there is no Brad.
Yes, he's taken off now. We don't know where he is or what he's doing. But hey, he was considerate enough to leave a message on his answering machine explaining that he was in a rut and needed cash to get out of here.
He is the official Jerk King of Jerkville. I am considering hiring a hitman to kill him.
My cousin has been really really sick, and the whole family has been quite worried about him. Well, last month he told us that he had cancer. Naturally this came as quite a blow. We were all devastated. Since he's a young, single guy who works at a dead-end job we've all been sending him money to help him out.
Turns out, that's exactly what he wanted.
There is no cancer, there is no chemo, there is no Brad.
Yes, he's taken off now. We don't know where he is or what he's doing. But hey, he was considerate enough to leave a message on his answering machine explaining that he was in a rut and needed cash to get out of here.
He is the official Jerk King of Jerkville. I am considering hiring a hitman to kill him.