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Abagael Zellan
Oct 29th, 2003, 01:01:12 PM
I am seriously going to kick somebodys butt! :mad

My cousin has been really really sick, and the whole family has been quite worried about him. Well, last month he told us that he had cancer. Naturally this came as quite a blow. We were all devastated. Since he's a young, single guy who works at a dead-end job we've all been sending him money to help him out.

Turns out, that's exactly what he wanted.

There is no cancer, there is no chemo, there is no Brad.

Yes, he's taken off now. We don't know where he is or what he's doing. But hey, he was considerate enough to leave a message on his answering machine explaining that he was in a rut and needed cash to get out of here.

He is the official Jerk King of Jerkville. I am considering hiring a hitman to kill him.

Dasquian Belargic
Oct 29th, 2003, 01:05:12 PM
This reminds me of the story of that little girl, whose mother had a nationwide campaign to get money to help the kid with her therapy (for cancer too).

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Tercia Atroce
Oct 29th, 2003, 02:06:00 PM
:eek

Mortaniuss
Oct 29th, 2003, 03:07:22 PM
Originally posted by Abagael Zellan
He is the official Jerk King of Jerkville. I am considering hiring a hitman to kill him. 5k/head. I'll PM you with the Western Union account you can send it to.

Charley
Oct 29th, 2003, 07:56:16 PM
Or you can pay 6 and get quality wet work.

Jarek T'chort
Oct 29th, 2003, 08:47:51 PM
I agree, terminate him.

ReaperFett
Oct 30th, 2003, 06:37:06 AM
The guy needs help, but I don't see how killing him will make anything better.

Droo
Oct 30th, 2003, 06:46:29 AM
Something tells me they aren't seriously considering killing him. :)

Abagael Zellan
Oct 30th, 2003, 01:08:47 PM
Originally posted by ReaperFett
The guy needs help, but I don't see how killing him will make anything better.

I'd feel better.

C'mon, really. What kind of sick, twisted person are you to fake having a terminal illness to get money? It's absolutely disgusting.

Leten Snat
Oct 30th, 2003, 02:05:51 PM
The things we do for money, I'll never understand..