A good WTF

[Ryan Pode]

http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

Next time someone says no, just ask them if they want breast cancer.

[Darth Viscera]

this is the best WTF ever.

[Ace McCloud]

"I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."



:lol

Funny how they thought up this test and went through with it for 10 years.

[Mortaniuss]

oh hell yes. It's incredibly fake, but don't tell that to the wimmins.

[TheHolo.Net]

I read, I loled, I now move on with a grin. :)

[Darth Viscera]

IT'S NOT FAKE! IT'S ON CNN!

and even if it were, don't say that! are you trying to jynx it?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Is there any way I can get this to be invovled with turkeys?

[Ryan Pode]

!!!!! Blasphemers!

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Is there any way I can get this to be invovled with turkeys?

o.O

fellatio...turkey...

I'm too afraid to ask.

[Ryan Pode]

O_o I thought Australians like sheep?

[Rage]

oh, that is just too good.... :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
O_o I thought Australians like sheep?

That's Kiwis you nong

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Australians like Kiwis?! O_o

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Australians like Kiwis?! O_o

ACK! Even worse!

No it's KIWIS who are the sheep shaggers! Ewwwwwwww!

[Darth Viscera]

okay, so then it's the aussies who like the turkeys?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
okay, so then it's the aussies who like the turkeys?

No, just Helenias.

[Charley]

Wait, Helenias sprung the turkey line from Gigli on you?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Agent Charley
Wait, Helenias sprung the turkey line from Gigli on you?

That's not the end of it either. She apparently swapped her Hello Kitty vibrator for a "Turkey Baster".

I think she's becoming a furry :cry

[Charley]

(hands over gun)

You know what to do.

[Kolya Van-Metzger]

...and now the image of turkeys performing fellatio WON'T GO AWAY.

...can i borrow that gun? [places it to skull]

[Vega Van-Derveld]

gobblegobble *snigger*

[Helenias Evenstar]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
That's not the end of it either. She apparently swapped her Hello Kitty vibrator for a "Turkey Baster".

I think she's becoming a furry :cry

I am going to nail your scrotum to the table with rusty nails.

[Ida Knoe]

It doesn't look like Helenias has lost all interest in Marcus she just said that she was wanting to nail him, on the Table! ;)

[imported_Firebird1]

Sure... right..

I'll be standing in the center of the US waiting for the all-clear on this one.

[Tear]

Knew i should have became a scientist..

"yes this experiment is where all yuo women take your clothes off, pants, tops, underwear,everything get butt naked."

"ok now you second bunch of women just take your tops off and jump on this trampol..er gravity measuring device..now for the next 10 years ill be watching you all closely.."

[Master Yoghurt]

Life as a scientist sure sounds fun! :p

[Ida Knoe]

Originally posted by Tear
Knew i should have became a scientist..

"yes this experiment is where all yuo women take your clothes off, pants, tops, underwear,everything get butt naked."

"ok now you second bunch of women just take your tops off and jump on this trampol..er gravity measuring device..now for the next 10 years ill be watching you all closely.."

That is what we call pervert... Not a Scientist!.... and where would anybody get people to sign up for tests like that?

[Master Yoghurt]

I am sure he was serious when he said that :)

[imported_Mr. Flux]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
I read, I loled, I now move on with a grin. :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Yes, Mr. SWFans said it best.

[Tear]

Originally posted by Ida Knoe
That is what we call pervert... Not a Scientist!.... and where would anybody get people to sign up for tests like that?

lol that was my point..and if women sign up to tell a scientist how many times a week they uh perform favors and swallow compared to a group that doesnt..

im sure there are women who would sign up for my idea :p

come Master Yoghurt i need someone to assist in the studies *nudge nudge*

[Lady Vader]

I am going to nail your scrotum to the table with rusty nails.

POPCORN TIME! :lol

[Jarek T'chort]

All I have to say is;

Open wide now!

[Crystal]

And bite down, so hard you can actually hear a crunch.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Crystal
And bite down, so hard you can actually hear a crunch.

On behalf of all of mankind, would you mind not biting anyone's penis off?

um. Please?

and a crunch? whaddaya think, we put shake & bake on ourselves every morning? lord have mercy.

[Tear]

Yeah its not like a tootsie pop where you give so many licks then bite..

[TheHolo.Net]

Okay, this has gone beyond PG-13 now. Topic closed.