** Swats .....

[TheHolo.Net]

...away the tumbleweeds ***

Its been almost 2 hours since there was a post in here and probably at least 5 hours since I saw an authorized thread hijacking.. :eek

What is the world coming to when you can open a fresh topic in here and find yourself lost in its nonsensical content within the first ten replies? I tell ya its a disgrace.

Come on I dare ya, start a topic of conversation in here and see just how far you can spin it away from the subject... I dare all you lilly livered limeys, come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: The administrator of this site has lost his wits after being awake and working on HTML and PHP coding for more than 18 hours straight with few breaks in between. It is my opinion that he requires entertainment of a less serious nature. As you were.

:zzz

[Dasquian Belargic]

Okay. Hands up who wants to take advantage of Mr Net's somewhat derranged state?

*runs amuck! :D*

[TheHolo.Net]

:: has no desire to look for the ban button or anything that involves an actual thought process beyond blindy typing in the dark.....


"Morning is coming soon though, then I can git ya!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

WHAT???? No thread hijacking????

And... ahem Dasquian pull your pants up. I'm sure we dont want to see a forum taken advantage off in that way.

[TheHolo.Net]

The forum has no visible reproductive or waste excretion facilities, the forum is asexual and omnipotent!!!!
























Really, I swear....honest. :angel

[Dasquian Belargic]

:( why do you always have to spoil my fun...


Originally posted by SWFans.Net

"Morning is coming soon though, then I can git ya!!!

.. and my little dog too? :uhoh


the forum is asexual and omnipotent!!!!

omg the forum is a stinky frog!

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
.. and my little dog too? :uhoh Is that what squealed when I stepped on it in the dark? I wondered...

[Marcus Telcontar]

I heard a rumour that my good wife admitted to being a Yiffer in Avalon. Is that true?????? My god, is she a furry??????

[Dasquian Belargic]

She said she wanted a turkey. I didn't know she meant like that.

[Zeke]

In 6 minutes, I register for my next classes. After that, I'll come back and find SOMETHING to entertain you with.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
In 6 minutes, I register for my next classes. After that, I'll come back and find SOMETHING to entertain you with.
Please don't let it be Helenias' turkey

[Dasquian Belargic]

Did you know turkeys can drown if they look up when it is raining.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
She said she wanted a turkey. I didn't know she meant like that.

I was wondering what the hell she was talking about when she said she wanted to get stuffed with turkey.

Aie, I've been rejected for a frikking overcooked bird! Woe is meeeeeeee!

[TheHolo.Net]

I knew I could count on you two to get it back off topic after Zeke pulled it back on topic. :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

What a...

(get ready for it)

... fowl fetish Helenias has!! :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
I knew I could count on you two to get it back off topic after Zeke pulled it back on topic. :D

What can I say? when it comes to Thread Hijacks and thread wrecks, I'm one of the best :)

God damn it, she just said "It's turkey time... gobble gobble!". She turning into Jennifer Lopez! How the hell can I sleep with the bum the size of a barge threatening to crush me?

....... screw it, I'm dead anyway when she reads this, may as well make it worth it!

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
What a...

(get ready for it)

... fowl fetish Helenias has!! :D Youy pun was better than the floosy I posted in the B&G.

[Dasquian Belargic]

If Fett was here, we wouldn't have to stoop so low :mneh


Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
....... screw it, I'm dead anyway when she reads this, may as well make it worth it!

Just you wait... she'll have you dressing up as a gigantic turkey before you can say "Thanksgiving"

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
If Fett was here, we wouldn't have to stoop so low :mneh He' is going to be bitter when he reads that....YAY!!!!! :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
What a...

(get ready for it)

... fowl fetish Helenias has!! :D

Leave the bad puns for Fett :p

Quick! GJO moderator, change her CT! That will make her... squark with anger.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I would, but I used up all my wit on that 'fowl' joke :mneh

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
I would, but I used up all my wit on that 'fowl' joke :mneh

You are an elf of uncommon half-wit then :p

Wonder if she prefers turkeys with large peckers?

[Dasquian Belargic]

:lol Alright, I changed her title

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oooooh, this I GOTTA see :evil

Tell me, what she's talking about when she refers to "Her Turkey baster"?

[Dasquian Belargic]

... er... well... :uhoh you would have noticed if she had a 'turkey baster' by now

[Marcus Telcontar]

Is it something like Mr Buzzy?

[Zeke]

If that's what I think it is (and I sincerely hope I'm wrong) its not the same as what Jen is talking about (again, I sincerely hope I'm wrong).

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'll tell you when you're older ^_^;

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Zeke
If that's what I think it is (and I sincerely hope I'm wrong)

You are right

[/quote] its not the same as what Jen is talking about (again, I sincerely hope I'm wrong). [/quote]

I'm afraid it very much the same :cry

And after so many years tryign to get rid of her Hello Kitty Mr Buzzy, I now have to deal with the "turkey Baster" I tell you, it's enough to drive a man to tears.

ISN'T A NUDE RANGER GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE????????

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
ISN'T A NUDE RANGER GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE????????

Your... er... "rangering" skills musn't be up to par anymore, old chap

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Your... er... "rangering" skills musn't be up to par anymore, old chap

I'll have to practice on a volunteer. Any takers?

[Syriande Blue]

No, but a nude gondor ranger, IE KELT!!!! is.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Syriande Blue
No, but a nude gondor ranger, IE KELT!!!! is.

Oh yeah? well, how any avatars have you had stolen by overly sexed women lusting after your sexay image?

That's right, NONE! :p

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
I'll have to practice on a volunteer. Any takers?


Originally posted by Syriande Blue
a nude gondor ranger, IE KELT!!!! is.

That sounds to me like you were volunteering :o


Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Oh yeah? well, how any avatars have you had stolen by overly sexed women lusting after your sexay image?

That's right, NONE! :p

:smokin we lucky few are small in our number. its difficult being so pretty.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
That sounds to me like you were volunteering :o

I dont yiff and I certainly dont bat for the other side or smoke the bone cigar.

[Dasquian Belargic]

That should be


Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
I dont yiff YET

Eventually Helenias is going to want to dress up as a turkey and have you baste her :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
That should be



Eventually Helenias is going to want to dress up as a turkey and have you baste her :p

:x :x :x

Now I'm REALLY scared.

And for Dae's, Xazor's Ryla's and any other Viggo lusting woman, I now bring back the most stolen avatar evah. Maybe She-Elf will see my sexayness and forget basters and Mr Buzzy

[Zeke]

Eventually Helenias is going to want to dress up as a turkey and have you baste her :p

Sick. >_< :x

[Dasquian Belargic]

@Marcus:

Do you honestly believe that? Honestly? I know I don't :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Do you honestly believe that? Honestly? I know I don't :D

With the loud screams of agreement and the humming coming from the bedroom, I hate to say it but you are right :(

[Zeke]

Just...ugh. >_< ::goes back to registering for classes::

[Dasquian Belargic]

noNoNO >_<

quick someone hijack this to a different subject before it gets any worse

[Zeke]

::is trying::

It's just that the last class I need is full already, and I can't sign up for it. I'm lurking about the school's website for a chance to get it. Fortunately, I have class with that teacher today, so I can ask her what to do if I can't get in before then.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
noNoNO >_<

quick someone hijack this to a different subject before it gets any worse


I think this thread is now officially moved from Hi-jacked to Thread Wreck, if Dasquian is fleeing in fear.

Now all we need is some jelly wrestling and whipped cream bikinis

[Zeke]

I have a cardboard cut out of a girl holding a beer, if you'd like to borrow that.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Zeke
I have a cardboard cut out of a girl holding a beer, if you'd like to borrow that.

All I have to say is:


I like my humping like I like my martinis - dry.
-- Gandhi

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Zeke
I have a cardboard cut out of a girl holding a beer, if you'd like to borrow that.

We want a real girl with beer. Fetch.


I like my humping like I like my martinis - dry

What, not even KY Kelly? EOW!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I have "beer" (read: gin, vodka and cider) downstairs?


What, not even KY Kelly? EOW!

Who is KY Kelly and what is her phonenumber?

(o_O also, why would you have ky jelly with your martini? that's sick!)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
I have "beer" (read: gin and cider) downstairs?

well, I guess your girly enough. Lets go.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
well, I guess your girly enough. Lets go.

OMG!!!!!

I didnt mean that, honest! I did not have sexual relations with that Elf!

(I think LOTR slash is not somethign to be bought up here :x)

[Dasquian Belargic]

He made me put on a black wig and pretend I was Helenias :cry

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
He made me put on a black wig and pretend I was Helenias :cry

And you didnt remember my name in the morning you bastard

[Zeke]

MARCUS! :mad How could you?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Can you blame me?! You drugged me on toilet duck :verymad

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Zeke
MARCUS! :mad How could you?

Why, are you jealous? :mischief


Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Can you blame me?! You drugged me on toilet duck :verymad

You mean toilet duck has a use???????

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/group/797/view/6693

a picture can say a 1000 words :uhoh

EDIT - just to clarify, yes the picture is worksafe ^_^; it's just a screenshot, not some horrid slash monstrosity

[Marcus Telcontar]

:o

That's probably 999 words more than most forum memebers want tthat pciture to say :o

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://wickedgames.altervista.org/AragornLegolasArwen.jpg

lmao

http://wickedgames.altervista.org/wallpapers.htm

lmao at all of them infact :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Where the hell did you find THAT that fast????? You have a whole bunch of LOTR slash bookmarked or something????

For god's sake, dont link that Xaz / Helenias one. Men all around the place will explode

[Dasquian Belargic]

I just typed 'Legolas and Aragorn' into google. Virtually every link was something perverted!


For god's sake, dont link that Xaz / Helenias one. Men all around the place will explode

:lol that link is buried somewhere on Meras

[Marcus Telcontar]

In Dae's Dungeon, is the link. The memory is scarred into my brain :x

Although I suspect said link will suddenly get a whole lot of guys goign there..... warning, may cause sticky.... bits. Hell, hot babes getting it on is one thing but mother and daughter? Sorry, I'd rather have Helenias into turkey. Or onto turkey. Gah, I better go to sleep, this thread wreck is making my mind think of some rather distressing turkey / Helenias combinations

AIE, those wallpapers are scary.

(Good night, it has been fun :D)

[Dasquian Belargic]

this thread wreck is making my mind think of some rather distressing turkey / Helenias combinations

:lol!!

Goodnight (finally :mneh) Don't have any hideous turkeypeople related dreams :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

*thinks the Forum must have gone to sleep too*

:(

[Kolya Van-Metzger]

could be worse... theres bound to be some furry art out there of turkey-people getting it on.... [goes to see]

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
*thinks the Forum must have gone to sleep too*

:(

Nah, just that I'm capturing animation and cursing the students who got into Animation 2 before I did. :verymad

[Alpha]

Well...An oddly slow moving thread wreck...:)

[Zeke]

Makes ya sick, doesn't it? This should be at least 20 pages by now! And it would be, too, but school's in, and stuff. Speaking of, I get out on Nov 25th and don't go back until January! :D How 'bout them apples?

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*is proud to have posted the link in Dae's dungeon >D

[Dasquian Belargic]

O corrupter of innocent minds :mneh

[Alpha]

I'll need to geyt my mind corrupted after school. :) I wanna see that link! :D

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

:angel

You'll have to look a bit, Alpha but its there :)

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Alpha
I'll need to geyt my mind corrupted after school. :) I wanna see that link! :D

This isn't mind corruption. It's total meltdown of minds. This thing went straight past the parental filter that keeps my inner child safe from the horrors of the world and almost killed him! :cry He was twitching and curling into a ball and crying...

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Yeesssssssssssss..................:evil

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I think I saw that one...but I can't remember. Thank God for short memories!!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I don't think you could easily forget it!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:uhoh Maybe I didn't see it then...

[Kolya Van-Metzger]

....that bloody goatse. That didnt so much scar my mind as maim it irreparably.

[Wei Wu Wei]

I'm gonig to create a sport where you take a stick and knock a ball into a gopher hole!

[Rognan Dar]

And whats it going to be called?

[Wei Wu Wei]

Nothing. I saw Robin Williams live on Broadway a few nights ago with some friends of mine, and that's how he starts his sketch on Scottish people and golf.

I thought It would be fun to just say that as a random comment.

[Rognan Dar]

No, it was funny. I think that it would be more funny if people really did it. Get a group of friends with a golf ball and club and go find a mole hole. Last one to make it in buys the drinks. :D

[Alpha]

lol. :) Random comments are great. And I'll be looking. :D

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Alpha
Random comments are great.

CHIKKIN IN A BAZZKIT! O_o ^_^;

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Zeke
CHIKKIN IN A BAZZKIT! O_o ^_^;



Better than turkey in a ...........

AIE! Begone fowl thought!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thats just terrible :x

[Zeke]

A bagel dog is like if you took a pig in a blanket and made it really big. It's good. With my mealplan I can get one along with a bag of chips and a soda. I had that for lunch today. For dinner I had some really lame chicken sandwich and spaghetti.

[Ryla Relvinian]

I'm so glad that those earlier pictures weren't from the Theban Band...

Look that one up for yerselves, kiddies. ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Take my advice...... NOT work safe :x

[Helenias Evenstar]

I am going to find every single one of you and torture you all to death in the most henious and painful manner possible.

I will force you to watch "Glitter" over and over again

[Master Yoghurt]

Now THAT is a torture! Glitter is a real turkey... bad movie! :D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Originally posted by Ryla Relvinian
I'm so glad that those earlier pictures weren't from the Theban Band...

Look that one up for yerselves, kiddies. ;)

OMG WHY DID I LOOK IT UP WHY :cry

...

woaaah one of the elves looks a bit like his face was modelled on david bowie

[Helenias Evenstar]

Originally posted by Master Yoghurt
Now THAT is a torture! Glitter is a real turkey... bad movie! :D

I think I shall put you in a blender, you green midget, and make soup from your entrails for that bad pun

[Master Yoghurt]

O_o

Marcus, I suggest we seek refugee in the mountains of Himalaya. I heard the life as a Bhutan monk is quiet and anonymous. She wont find us there!

[Alpha]

No...You can'r run far enough to escape her wrath. ^_^

[Pierce Tondry]

No, it's quite possible. All you have to do is make it past the nearest chocolate factory and you're set.

[imported_Firebird1]

Some of us live in places where there is no chocolate factories, instead there are bread factories where wonderful bread is baked and then sent out to all the Dillons and Walmarts and Food 4 Less stores.

Glitter?? What kind of movie is that?

[Master Yoghurt]

You dont know? Good for you!

[imported_Firebird1]

Yep, I've seen worse (IE MST3K Mantos: Hands of Fate) so it probally won't phase me.

After all, how many bad movies can be out there?

[Dasquian Belargic]

No, no. You don't understand. This is the WORST ever. EVER. EVER. Gigli doesn't have a patch on this monstrosity.

[Master Yoghurt]

Mantos what? That sounds awful! Anyway, Glitter a movie featuring the beautiful acting talents of Marriah Carrey. It run head to head with Gigli in various awards for the worst movie of 2003.

For a rundown of the 'plot' and what it is about, check out the rotten tomatoes reviews and IMDB:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Glitter-1108787/

http://imdb.com/title/tt0118589/

[imported_Firebird1]

That movie sounds like a bad attempt at Cinderella or something.

:|

Now thats a good MST3K movie

[Ida Knoe]

intill now i had not heard of the movie, but you know it has to be bad when it only gets 4 good reviews out of 75...

[Alpha]

Why would you watch MST3K for the movies? I always watch it for the smart-anal comments from the peanut gallery. :)

[Crystal]

Bah!! "SWfans" makes a spam thread and I miss it for three pages?!!

I demand that someone PMs me with the latest "Spam News".. like everytime a new, fun spam thread is made!!

*wants to get in on the fun*

[Zeke]

But now we're not gonna post anymore, just to spite you and make you miss all the fun. :)

[Crystal]

Seem like something you guys would do!!

I HATE YOU ALL! I'M LEAVING!! :mad


:mneh


(for bed, that is)

[Zeke]

That's about the hundredth time someone's posted something here at Fans that reminds me of the Arfenhouse 2 flash video.

[imported_Firebird1]

Of course I don't watch it for the movies!

I watch it to learn how to be a better evil Mad Doctor.

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Zeke
That's about the hundredth time someone's posted something here at Fans that reminds me of the Arfenhouse 2 flash video.

Thesawhatenhouse?

[Alpha]

My question exactly. :)

[Zeke]

http://www.disasterlabs.com/index.php?sec=arfen2

Play it at DJHewi's site. Be warned: This is THE most random flash video you will ever see.

[Crystal]

Ew.

What WAS he doing making little girls?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Zeke
This is THE most random flash video you will ever see.

have you seen that one of the crabs and darth vader???

[Crystal]

How about the demented cartoon movie? ^_^

ZEEKY BOOGIE DOOG!

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Crystal
ZEEKY BOOGIE DOOG!

:lol I remember this! It's been a while though. And no Dasq, I haven't seen that other video.

[Wei Wu Wei]

"I M h33r 4 Revenj!"

"Can't you just leave us alone? Don't you have anything better to do?"

"NOOO!!1"

[imported_Firebird1]

Quick random post time!

Come work at the Walmart Toy Dept during christmas!!!

[Rognan Dar]

Rrriiiiiight....

Buy two get one free at the mens underwear section.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Crystal
How about the demented cartoon movie? ^_^

ZEEKY BOOGIE DOOG!

I LOVE THAT ONE!!! LINK ENCORE!!

[Wei Wu Wei]

I've evidentally missed something with this whole "Zeeky Boogie Doog" thing.

I would like to see a link.

[Rognan Dar]

Your not the only one Wei.

Come now. Show us a link or a explanation...

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html

Be prepared... it's bizarre

[Rena D'sor]

Bizarre is an under statement.... though it may not help that I can't have sound on at school.

[Sonja Gealica]

*hops into thread, looks around*


BOUNCEY BOUNCEY!

(look at sig *point*)

[Marcus Telcontar]

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

SMASH!!!!

:: Sonja stops bouncing and becomes a sticky splot on the floor ::

:D

[Rognan Dar]

That was the weirdest thing I have ever seen. And it just took half a hour of my life away. But I now understand the ZEEKY BOOGIE DOOG! thing...

[Sonja Gealica]

*is panned*


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*thuds*

MEDIC! I'm getting poor recording quality!

*luvs Joseph of Arfenhouse, teh bset movie evah*

[Alpha]

Wow...she seems...cheerful about being panned...to say the least. :)

[Crystal]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
I LOVE THAT ONE!!! LINK ENCORE!!


I feel good that I'm not the only one that loves that cartoon

:D
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

SMASH!!!!


OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! PAN ME!@!!!!!!!!!!!111111%$@#%@#@#%@#%@#%@$^

PLEASE!!!!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[Rognan Dar]

You need help, Sister. I mean, a lot of help.

[Master Yoghurt]

Ahhhhh... that cartoon Marcus posted. My eyes!! My ears!! I will never be the same!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Poor Yog! Look what you've done to him!! :cry


:p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Poor Yog! Look what you've done to him!! :cry


:p

Bah, Dae snuggling him with the .... ummmm...... yeahs blew his little green mind even more.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

EW GROSS. :x

Oh wait, you said "mind."

n/m

:angel

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Poor Yog! Look what you've done to him!! :cry


:p
He used to look like a modern day James Dean! Now look at him!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
He used to look like a modern day James Dean! Now look at him!

Dude, he gets more sexay ladies than either of us get. There must be something in being green and a midget.

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, look at Kermit too. It's not easy being green? Bull!


Dude, he gets more sexay ladies than either of us get.
You're using me as a measuring stick for getting women (Forget sexay)? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
Yeah, look at Kermit too. It's not easy being green? Bull!

So, I suppose if you shrink yourself by a few feet and paint your torso green, you'll be in like Flynn.

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
So, I suppose if you shrink yourself by a few feet and paint your torso green, you'll be in like Flynn.
Time to hack off some limbs! :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
Time to hack off some limbs! :D

Have sword... will lop. stand still laddie!

* SLICE DICE AND SPLICE!!!! *

Right, paint and you should be a hit with the ladies!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

If only Gary Coleman would wear green body paint...


>_< DEAR LORD NO I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT :x

*runs off to vomit*

[ReaperFett]

So we know who you'd have voted for in the California elections ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Pay your supporters dollars Lil.... I cant wait to do a CT change on you after that :D

[ReaperFett]

Muha! :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Now I never will! :cry

[ReaperFett]

I only come on to send a PM and check a few forums, and I end up talking about a green Gary Coleman. We truly have a bizare board :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
I only come on to send a PM and check a few forums, and I end up talking about a green Gary Coleman. We truly have a bizare board :)

Isn't it bloody brilliant?

[Dasquian Belargic]

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ^_^

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ^_^
Gary Coleman, or the board? ;)

[Dasquian Belargic]

... I'll let you decide ;)

[ReaperFett]

....LD has competition :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ^_^

You... havent got a "Turkey Baster" have you?????

[Dasquian Belargic]

Sure! We use it to baste the turkeys at Christmas time.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Sure! We use it to baste the turkeys at Christmas time.

:x

[Dasquian Belargic]

... How else are you gonna baste a turkey without a turkey baster? :|

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
... How else are you gonna baste a turkey without a turkey baster? :|

You goign to stick that thing into something your going to eat after it's been......

.....

.... after a quick thought, there's the possibility of a massive thread wreck in that line alone. I'll be quiet now.

[Alpha]

I don't think the OoC Forum could handle a Thread Wreck like that...^_^

[Dasquian Belargic]

it handled Helenias' turkey fetish.. I dont think it gets any worse than that!

[imported_Firebird1]

Naa, what we need around here is some old fashoned flaming over fleets or something. That will wreck this thread.

[Zeke]

We want a GOOD wreck though. Not that there's ever been a wreck that could be considered "good" by any means...but the ones we had in Arcan were better than any flame war.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Y CAN'T I HAVE MY DETH STAR I IZ A GOOD RPER AND I'LL ONLY DETSROY COURSUANT ONCE!!

[imported_Firebird1]

My Higarian BattleCruser is better then your BattleCruser!!!

[Master Yoghurt]

:: brings in 4,953 Super Star Destroyers with coaxial superlasers and quantum armor into the thread ::

Surrender at once or be turned into cosmic pretzels!! :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

You may have your death star when you answer me these questions three!

WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your favorite color?
WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Ida Knoe]

African or European swallow?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Why don't you tell me? :evil

[Ida Knoe]

Thanks to Google I can answer That!

Flight speeds of birds are difficult to measure and verify, Estimates for maximum speed of swallows in general, is probably 40 to 50 mph. (Terres. Audubon Society Encyclopedia of North American Birds)

[Rognan Dar]

Hey! Thats cheating!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Quantum armour? I surrender!! :eek

[TheHolo.Net]

You guys make me so....... ummmmmmmm ........proud?

Really, I never expected my spam request to get over 150 replies. ^_^;

[Dasquian Belargic]

When the forum demands spam, we give it spam, and when your posters give you spam, you make spamonade.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Oh you did too. :mneh

[Rognan Dar]

You wouldn't, by chance, have any of that spamanade on you? :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Sounds like a horrid meat-substitute slushie drink. :x

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Sounds like a horrid meat-substitute slushie drink. :x

It is! But all the cool kids are ingesting it!

[Rognan Dar]

A protein drink? You said it had meat....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Well I wanna be :cool too! Gimme some o' dat slushie spamonade!!

[Rognan Dar]

No! I asked for it first!

*steals and drinks Lils spamonade*

HA!

[Dasquian Belargic]

-makes meeeellions of $ as spamonade becomes the next BIG THING- :D

[Rognan Dar]

Can I help you out and get...10%? Plus 1.5% of what is sold and 28.5% raise?

[Shanaria Fabool]

SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM-a-DE SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM! :crack

[Rognan Dar]

The spams gone to her head! Quick, strap her down!

[Shanaria Fabool]

Aagk!!

*Gets mugged and tied up like Hanabail(sp?) from "Silence of the Lambs"*

[Rognan Dar]

Uh...right.

Now hand me the syringe!

[Shanaria Fabool]

NOOOOOO!!!

*Struggles*

[Rognan Dar]

Ok, I think I need to stop spamming everything...

*Slicer her head open anyway. :evil*

[Shanaria Fabool]

*Scream's in pain and Dies*(Does not have to be in that order)

[Rognan Dar]

Oops...uh...medic? No I guess its to late for that now...Spam-ala-king? Theres some good meat on those bones...

[Dasquian Belargic]

Uh, guys. I think you drank too much spamonade.

[Rognan Dar]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

'Nother round 'n me!

[Shanaria Fabool]

No body Told me spamonade was intoxicating!!! :crack

[Dasquian Belargic]

You can overdose, you know?

[Rognan Dar]

Whhooopsy daisy...Shame to let it go to waste though.

[Shanaria Fabool]

You should put a warning lable on that Stuff!!

*Is ODing on spamonade!*

[Rognan Dar]

To late for me...uh...where's the privy?

[Shanaria Fabool]

Over there...*points to the Lady's Washroom.*

[Kyle Krogen]

*takes the spamonade away from Rog and Shan* bo more for you *starts gulping it down* I have this sudden urge to spam!

[Rognan Dar]

Sweet. He just gave us some more bo! Does it send a shiver up your spin?

*Walks toward the "suppose" privy*

[Kyle Krogen]

*throws a thermal detonator in behind Rog and takes cover behind neaby tooth pick

[Rognan Dar]

*Gets blown into the ladys room.*

Howdy gals. Whats shaken?

(Shan, you PM box is full)

[Kyle Krogen]

*looks around the tooth pick and through the hole in the ladys room* what a view

[Shanaria Fabool]

*laughs at Rognan and hit Kyle*

(Cleaned up PM box... Thanks for pointing that out!:D)

[Rognan Dar]

YAY! I took post 200!

*bows*

Thank-you. Thank-you. Oh, thank-you.

[Kyle Krogen]

I started page 5 so HA

*gets smacked* owww, * loads shan onto a catapult and launched her into the girls bathroom and unto Rog*

[Shanaria Fabool]

*Lands on Rognan*

Umm... Hi!

[Rognan Dar]

:eek Well hello there hot stuff. Who are you again?

[Alpha]

Big Green~You should know, you should NEVER ask us for spam, unless you qare p[repared for the consequences. :D

[Kyle Krogen]

*grabs a lawn chair and and cracks open a can of spamonade and watched the show*

[Shanaria Fabool]

*Sill on Rognan*

I don't know... Who am I?

*gets up and throws Alpha on Rognan*

[Rognan Dar]

Ah, my good man. Would you be interested in helping me up. And then would you be interested in some Spamanade?

*looks at the girl with the sliced head*

How are you still going?

[Shanaria Fabool]

*Looks at her head*

I don't know!

*Stiches up her own head*

Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!

[Kyle Krogen]

*opens another can" SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM *runz into the bathroom, grabs Alpha and pulls him away to safety*

[Zeke]

@Rog: 623P-2H-236S

@Kyle: P-K-K-D-/\-K-S-S-D-632146H

@Shanaria: 632146S-j.S-S-K-D

That'll fix ya! That is, provided any of you even know what those numbers and letters mean...

[Shanaria Fabool]

Sorry I don't know that it meens. :huh

[Kyle Krogen]

whad dus dat mean zek?

[Crystal]

I'm confused about what to reply to in this thread.. so..

I WIN!!

[Kyle Krogen]

*grabs crystal and throws her into the bathroom* :lol

[Rognan Dar]

Is there even a point to all those lines that people call...uh...numbers? It must be something you learned in wossname...School!

[Zeke]

If the three I mentioned politely ask what the numbers and letters mean, with correct spelling and grammar, I shall explain what I have done to you. But for now, know only this: it HURTS. :D

[Rognan Dar]

Well, I could just live in ingnorance(spa?) and never know the difference. And therefore, it wouldn't matter what you have done cause I will never know. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Zeke
@Rog: 623P-2H-236S

@Kyle: P-K-K-D-/\-K-S-S-D-632146H

@Shanaria: 632146S-j.S-S-K-D

That'll fix ya! That is, provided any of you even know what those numbers and letters mean...



Right.... you deserved this....

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

CL$/V6!!!

:: Yes, it's the super 1337 version of the frying pan! Zeke is belted out of the park and his PC is 0wnd by some script kiddies and turned into a porn / Warez server. Thenceforth the FBI arrests Zeke and he sent to jail to be turkey basted ::

[Zeke]

Lessee...the appropriate comeback is...

P+S+K+H-P-P-K-2H-236236H :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Unless that spells OUCH, your about to get Titanic Themed :p

[imported_Firebird1]

Where's the CAN OF WTF when you need it....

[Zeke]

It actually spells "Zeke feeding his Guilty Gear obsession"...I can't play it because I'm doing homework. So I started picking on the spammers with it. What I did to you is a short string of attacks to set you up for a powerful move called "Destroy Command". I'll explain it later, in the General Gaming forum.

EDIT: Ah, screw it, I'll just do it here. The numbers and letters are shortcuts for writing down the special attacks of fighting games. The ones I've posted are examples of attacks I use in my current favorite fighting game, Guilty Gear XX. Here are the conventions I use:

Numbers are directions.

789 7=Up/Away 8=Up 9=Up/Towards
456 4=Away 5=Neutral 6=Towards
123 1=Down/Away 2=Down 3=Down/Towards

The letters are attacks.

P=Punch
K=Kick
S=Slash
H=Heavy
D=Dust

This li'l thing: /\ means Homing Jump, which is performed after the Dust attack. The hyphen simply indicates one attack moving into another.

So, what I just did to Marcus is...

Punch+Kick+Slash+Heavy-Punch-Punch-Kick-Down+Heavy-down, down/towards, towards, down down/towards, towards, Heavy.

This particular set has some explaining on it. Pressing the 4 basic attacks at once (P, K, S, H) activates the "Destroy Command" The Destroy Command can be canceled by pressing the 4 attacks together, or can be executed by making a double quarter circle forward (236236) and pressing the Heavy attack button. If it connects, the opponent loses instantly, no ifs ands or buts. In the example made on Marcus, I added a small combo to the start; Destroy Command has a higher chance of success if you chain into it.

[Alpha]

A 133t frying pan...never seen that before...I wonder, could you do a 133t Titanic Theme? :) And why am I always thrown around? :)

[imported_Firebird1]

Old habits die hard I guess.

*Throws Alpha into Zeke.*
:p

[Alpha]

*magically turns around and zooms into Firebird* :D

[Zachariah Jak'el]

*pulls out duel auto glocks and shoots at everyone in the thread* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA (gasp)AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA (choke) AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA (Dies)

[Rognan Dar]

*stands behind Xel and watched his bad aiming*

You missed about everyone in the thread....oops...to late. He's already dead. :)

[Alpha]

He dies laughing? I've seen odder. :)

[Zereth Lancer]

*death shows up* DO MORTALS FIND IT FUN TO SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN KIND? *pulls out a life timer that says 'ALPHA' on it* HMMM *watched as the time runs out as a stray bullet of Xel's hits Alpha in the heart* *Death slashs Alpha with his scythe*

[Alpha]

Ok, but you made one mistake...

Death talks LIKE THIS. :)

[Zereth Lancer]

*death looks at Alpha's spirit with a puzzled expression that ony a seven foot tall skeleton can get* I'VE ALWAYS TALKED LIKE THIS

YOU MORTALS CAN BE CONFUSING AT TIMES

[Alpha]

Where's the Luggage when I need him? :)

[Aspara]

*comes riding in on the Luggage*

'Ello.

[Rognan Dar]

Does that mean your...er...Rincewind? Or Twoflower?

*Puts on the armor of that controls the Red Army*

Now you will all die!!!!!

[Alpha]

lol. Or she could be Conina. :) But then again, she dumped luggage. :D

[Rognan Dar]

Who? What book? I dont think I have read that one....NO! YOu just spoiled it for me....Wo, is me. What a crual world...

[Aspara]

*hops off of the Luggage, grinning*

I'm ME!

*swats Rog*

[Rognan Dar]

*Sends his hundreds of clay soldiers at Cili*

Smash her boys. :evil

[Alpha]

Rog~It's not an oh-so-big portion of it. :) I didn't really say anything earthshattering. You haven't read Sourcery?

[Rognan Dar]

Ooohhh. Right, that one. *Kicks himself* I didn't get the name at first so I thought it was a different book. Btw, I think thats a great book...er...ya...

[Alpha]

lol. I like ANY with Death, or the Luggage in it. Rincewind is kewl too. :D

[Rognan Dar]

I love Rincewind. Death is cool, too. Dont like the Luggage as much. But I love all the books with the three witches.

[Alpha]

I need to read thiose ones. :)

[Rognan Dar]

My brother wont read any of the witche ones. But I love them....er....in a book kind of way.

[Zereth Lancer]

*burns the witches books* grrrrrr

the only book i liked with the witches was wyrd sisters, I am reading theif of time at the moment

[Aspara]

d00d!

Carpe Jugulim(sp?)

Tis the Best Witches book, or Masquerade (prb. not right).

[Alpha]

wow...we got quite a few Discworlders around here. :)