Disturbing Deaths in the Literary World (or: Lion is dead?!) [Archive]

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:26:56 AM

http://www.altreel.com/cult-fiction/Literary_Deaths.html

Lionel Johnson [1867-1902] British Poet - Fell off a barstool during a bout of heavy drinking, according to legend.

:o too much jedi toilet duck

TheHolo.Net

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:35:18 AM

Poor Poor sod. Now where is one of my Sith characters so I can take advatage of this?

:: shuffles through a very long and very dusty list ::

:: sniffle sniffle sniff ::

AAAACCHHOOOOO!!!

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:41:24 AM

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
:o too much jedi toilet duck

And so, another poor bastard is claimed by the Toilet Duck, the most noxious drink known in the Galaxy.

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:41:35 AM

* Vachel Lindsay [1879-1931] American Poet - Killed self by drinking disinfectant.

Someone took the Toilet Duck thing too seriously, tsk tsk

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:47:55 AM

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Someone took the Toilet Duck thing too seriously, tsk tsk

Surely there is better ways to commit suicide. Like... a barbed wire pullthrough.

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:50:37 AM

* Maxwell Bodenheim [1893-1954] American Author - Shot with a .22 rifle by an insane dishwasher.

Woaaaaah... dishwasher machines have gotten a lot more advanced :uhoh I mean if they can fire rifles, who knows what's next...

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:51:50 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!

What next, a fridge that elopes with your wife????

TheHolo.Net

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:54:37 AM

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
!!!!!!!!!!!!

What next, a fridge that elopes with your wife???? Filled with chilled chocolate and my wife would take the offer for sure...

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:54:43 AM

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN, just when my wounds were healing :cry

Damn you, Fridgey... I'll get you yet... Youuuu'll seee... *shakefist*

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:57:51 AM

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Filled with chilled chocolate and my wife would take the offer for sure...

I'm afraid I'd lose out to that too. Crap, Cadbury's has much to answer for.

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN, just when my wounds were healing :cry

Damn you, Fridgey... I'll get you yet... Youuuu'll seee... *shakefist*

I dont remember Xaz runnig off with a Fridge.

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 06:58:52 AM

I see I'm not the only one in denial http://panic.hopto.org/swf/vega/!SMILEYS/sulkoff.gif

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:01:52 AM

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
I see I'm not the only one in denial http://panic.hopto.org/swf/vega/!SMILEYS/sulkoff.gif

Are you suggesting I had it off with a fridge?

Sorry, it was the oven. Damn, that gal can cook

TheHolo.Net

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:05:05 AM

Yah I would suspect the fridge to be frigid...du du dum...:zzz

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:05:56 AM

Let's hope you didn't leave a bun in that oven, Marcus. Those would be some mighty disfigured babies... with huge metal grills for mouths o_O

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:06:45 AM

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Yah I would suspect the fridge to be frigid...du du dum...:zzz

That was nearly as bad as one of Fett's puns. Not that mine was any better mind you.

TheHolo.Net

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:07:46 AM

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Let's hope you didn't leave a bun in that oven, Marcus. Those would be some mighty disfigured babies... with huge metal grills for mouths o_O I loled. :)

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:11:29 AM

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Let's hope you didn't leave a bun in that oven, Marcus. Those would be some mighty disfigured babies... with huge metal grills for mouths o_O

Least she keeps me warm.

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:13:17 AM

Just don't try to give her head, otherwise you'll end up like poor Sylvia Plath.

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:17:38 AM

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
Just don't try to give her head, otherwise you'll end up like poor Sylvia Plath.

and that would be a perfectly good note to depart and go to bed for some Turkey Time. Least, that what Helenias just said.

Hold me, I scared :cry

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:20:46 AM

:wave good luck, goodnight and don't let the turkeys bite

Marcus Telcontar

Oct 28th, 2003, 07:25:43 AM

Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
:wave good luck, goodnight and don't let the turkeys bite

They... bite??????

<font size=small> help!</font>

Alpha

Oct 28th, 2003, 10:19:32 AM

It's more like they nip. :) You need teeth to bite.

Shanaria Fabool

Oct 28th, 2003, 11:49:57 AM

They still hurt when they nip! *rubs her leg*

Javier Enfer

Oct 28th, 2003, 11:56:32 AM

no, not nipping,, pecking is more hurtfull trust me...

Rognan Dar

Oct 28th, 2003, 02:36:07 PM

Had a bad experience with turkeys?

Dasquian Belargic

Oct 28th, 2003, 02:37:23 PM

A goose bit me once, if that counts

Alpha

Oct 28th, 2003, 04:47:57 PM

A duck chased me a few days ago. :) lol, sorry, just thought I'd share my own story. :D

Zeke

Oct 28th, 2003, 04:50:41 PM

I once had seagulls form up in rows and face me down for a PB&J sandwich.

Alpha

Oct 29th, 2003, 08:27:21 AM

Were they all saying "Mine!"? lol, sorry, that just came to mind. If you haven't seen Finding Nemo, you won't get that, btw. :D ^_^

Rognan Dar

Oct 29th, 2003, 02:56:33 PM

That would be so funny to see Zeke running away from seagulls saying "mine!" But then again, he could just jump behind a rock and kill all of them.

Kelt Simoson

Oct 29th, 2003, 03:42:26 PM

With his Anime super-dooper powers of course?

Alpha

Oct 29th, 2003, 05:21:48 PM

Of course. :)

AmazonBabe

Nov 4th, 2003, 06:30:27 PM

Were they all saying "Mine!"?

:lol!!!!!

Crystal

Nov 4th, 2003, 07:15:11 PM

Totally missed this thread

Edgar Allan Poe [1809-1849] American Author - Died of "acute congestion of the brain" several days after he was discovered lying unconscious in a Baltimore street, wearing someone else’s tattered clothes.

..hahahaha I knew he was creepy. :)

Sergei Esenin [1895-1925] Russian Poet - Cut wrists, wrote a final poem in own blood (called "Do svidania drug moi" or "Goodbye my friend") and hanged self in a hotel room in Leningrad.

That's just really really scary.

John Berryman [1914-1972] American Poet - Jumped from a bridge over the Mississippi River; reputedly waved at passersby on way down.

:lol:lol