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Helenias Evenstar
Sep 11th, 2003, 05:41:18 AM
The senate on Coruscant now?
Lion El' Jonson
Sep 11th, 2003, 06:01:39 AM
...Why we ever had the senate meeting aboard an Interdictor Cruiser is beyond me...

Coruscant is much more cozy. :D
General Tohmahawk
Sep 11th, 2003, 07:10:00 AM
We put the Senate on the crusier so we could wipe out all those scum with one missile. Damn them for moving to Coruscant.
Lion El' Jonson
Sep 12th, 2003, 02:40:34 AM
...I'm pretty sure glassing Coruscant isn't that much harder...

*Whips out his Holy Book of Armaments*

Nope, shouldn't be much trouble at all. :lol
Helenias Evenstar
Sep 12th, 2003, 03:31:01 AM
I'm sorry, taking pot shots at Coruscant landmarks is my speciality. Toast the Senate and I'll do in the Temple again
Lion El' Jonson
Sep 12th, 2003, 04:34:59 AM
It's only your specialty because nobody else has ever done it before...:lol

*Aims Turbolasers*
General Tohmahawk
Sep 12th, 2003, 06:49:24 AM
Are you sure you like your arms, Admiral?
Dwayne Hicks
Sep 12th, 2003, 07:38:40 AM
I say we take off and nuke the Senate from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.
Lion El' Jonson
Sep 12th, 2003, 08:18:24 AM
Nukes...what nukes?

*hides H-bombs*

We've got no nukes here!
Duke Quells
Sep 12th, 2003, 08:53:05 AM
We coould kill ourselves in any number of ways, but since we are trying to learn how to walk and chew at the same time, what I think we would do instead is spread rumors on Bothawui to the effect that over 10,000 Bothan Senators sponaneously explode, and try to take over the bathroom. This will either result in the Bothans controlling mortuary, and thus means that we will have an easier time chewing so long as we hit ourselves or be hit by species the Bothans dont care about, such as Mon Calamari, or it will result in total annihilation of the ourselves, and a blocked toiletr. Hee Hee
Lion El' Jonson
Sep 12th, 2003, 05:12:05 PM
Note: Contrary to popular belief, Bothans DO care about the Mon Calamari. Ever since the Mon Cals dispatched 5 Cruisers to defend their planet during the Caamasi Resurgence, there's been a remarkable upturn in Bothan->Mon Cal politics.

They may not be the best of friends, but they respect each other as dangerous cultures.
General Tohmahawk
Sep 12th, 2003, 05:31:12 PM
Fear my moderation powers.
Lion El' Jonson
Sep 12th, 2003, 06:39:27 PM
:lol

*Spontaneously Combusts a Bothan*