First time imp

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

I've never played an Imp before :uhoh someone help me?

-wofl

[Ryan Pode]

Hi there. I run this joint.

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

*squints and tries to read the little tag on the pseudo-pikachu's arm*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ryan, you dont have to lie to us for us to like you

watcha wanna know, bebe? (i have no imp char, but i help out alot at both the sovereignty and balmorra ^_^ )

[Ryan Pode]

he's mine already back off.

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

*senses inter-faction tension* :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

id watch out . ryan is known to pee on things he considers his; you know. that whole marking of the territory and possessions thing

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

Are you sure you aren't thinking about yourself? *nods at avatar*

[Ryan Pode]

I agree with him.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im a lady. and ladies dont do that

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

I'm not sure... I've known some 'ladies'

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

I knew this girl once

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

Nevermind

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

omg look over there!!

*pushes vauldron down when hes not looking*

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

aaaaTHUDaaaaTHUDaaahh

...

stupid pusher robots *shakesfist*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*points and laughs*

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

:mad your <smallfont color=#999999>-Censored word beginning with a and ending in s, sounds like sass-</smallfont> is mine

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh yeah? you and what army

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

that one, over there *point*

...

*push* :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*looks*

oof!!

sdjhiuwejnwjihnane :grumble

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

... sdjhiuwejnwjihnane... isn't he that chiss guy?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ssssshhhhhhh, issa secret

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

sdjhiuwejnwjihnanexpialidocious
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh now you dun it

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

Does it work like Candyman? Say his name three times and... :x

[Ryan Pode]

I feel left out of the conversation.

[Park Kraken]

As well you should be. Hi there, I am Admiral Kraken. S'Il there is the one to mold you into the typical Imperial RPer, then after that come join my command.

[Ryan Pode]

Umm... he's already signed up under Admiral Lebron... FYI.

[Park Kraken]

w.......t...........f? I thought YOU were Admiral Lebron?!?

[Ryan Pode]

Aye. I am. You see, he signed up UNDER Admiral Lebron. Lei Lebron and Ryan Pode are two different people. So, he signed up under Lei Lebron.

[Park Kraken]

I am lost here. Can you speak in plain English please?

[Ryan Pode]

Lei Lebron and Ryan Pode are two different characters but played by one person.

Cauldron boy over there signed up under Lei Lebron as Lei Lebron is a figure of power.

Ryan Pode is a mere Admiral.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

chinga

[Ryan Pode]

Isn't it jenga?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no, its chinga. its spanish

[Ryan Pode]

I nearly failed spanish.

[Park Kraken]

Oh, okay. I think I see........

[Ryan Pode]

chinpoko

[Park Kraken]

*Pokes Ryan's chin* Hee Hee

[Ryan Pode]

lol

[Park Kraken]

Lot of Laugh!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i learned most of my spanish from being a bartender

[Park Kraken]

Ustedes no Intelegente. That is most of what I remember.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

guero pendejo

[Dae Jinn]

So....S'il is going to take the wofls' Impy-cherry??? :lol

[Ryan Pode]

You are random.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

us wofls stick together!

[Ryan Pode]

Damned pack animals.

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

I always miss the good convos
Lebron you going to be active again?
I need to meet with you and sign a non agresson pact

[Vauldron v'Atcus]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
us wofls stick together!

awoo :D

[Ryan Pode]

A non-aggression pact?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no no, an aggression pact. he wants to blow you to kingdome come

he told me last night

[Ryan Pode]

He could try...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thats it. im driving up there and beating you up *kicks up dust*

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

The Chiss are Not agressors we only wish to secure the boarders of our space. We will not take action aginst anyone Unless the party or person presents a threat to the Chiss Empire

[Park Kraken]

I think Ryan pretty much presents a threat to everyone.

[Ryan Pode]

I agree.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

on further consultation, ive decided to drive up to see lash since he lives closer, and pick a fight with him

[Ryan Pode]

Oh. One day s'Il... One day.

[Jarek T'chort]

That would be a cool movie...Ryan vs S'Ill. Would'nt pay money to see it though. :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

what?

[Jarek T'chort]

Over her head...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i hate you guys. i hate you guys so very much[/cartman]

[Ryan Pode]

I'd whoop her.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ha! you wish.

[Ryan Pode]

You weigh like 50 pounds. I weigh more.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i do not!

[Ryan Pode]

Oh... 150?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

more like 100

[Ryan Pode]

I outweigh you by a lot.

[Park Kraken]

I outweigh both of you combined probaly.

[Ryan Pode]

I'm 162..

[Lok s'Ilancy-Millard]

youre 162? you dont look it

[Ryan Pode]

162 pounds.

[Lok s'Ilancy-Millard]

thats what i meant, dummy

[Ryan Pode]

Oh...well I am.

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

hey now what did i do to desurve getting a fight picked with me?
I know your little t wrench trick so better bring something else.
Like mabey a wire whisk

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

rats :(

[Telan Desaria]

Ignore these cretans. I am Grand Admiral Telan Desaria. A sample of your writing style is requested.

I will place you under the tutleage of my good friend Josh, ie Admiral Lebron. You will assume a rank in the Armed Forces of the Galactic Empire based on his decision.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh, so im a cretin now?

[Ryan Pode]

Telan, he's already signed up under me. He is Kamaar Intell.

s'Il, when weren't you a cretin?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ksrgjsjnui

i would just... ergh god... i wanna kill... aauurrghhh!!!!

there are so many words i wanna say right now, but i dun wanna trip off the censor deal

god i wanna hurt someone!!!!!!!!!!

[Park Kraken]

*hands S'Il a bat, ties mock Pikachu sock puppet to string like a pin-yata* Have away!

[Ryan Pode]

Die. Quickly. Thanks.

[Park Kraken]

*Gags Pikachu Mockup Sock Puppet* Do you listen to the MJ&BJ Morning Show?

[Ryan Pode]

Whozzawhazza?

[Park Kraken]

The MJ and BJ Morning show, on 93.3 FLZ. I listen to it while I commute to college. The latest Crotchities are really hilarious.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thank god i dont live in florida anymore :D

[Ryan Pode]

DC101 with Elliot in the Morning is the best morning show ever.

[Park Kraken]

Today they talked about old people being run over because of the latest string of accidents in California. A old man hit a car in the parking lot, and thought he had set the car in neutral, but he actually had set it in reverse, so when he got out to investigate the damage, the car door smacked him into the pavement, then the tire ran over his head, killing him. In another incident there were 85 year old twin brothers, one got out to help the other one back out of the driveway, and the one in the car accidentally hit the gas and rammed the other guy into the aluminum garage, killing him also. One of the guys on show, Hoover, got such a laugh out of this that another guy named Froggy beat the crap out of him.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

when i was living in houston, i used to listen to the walton and johnson show. that was good. i dont really listen to the radio anymore though. about all i listen to is raggae and rasta

[Park Kraken]

who and who? Rats, and Bats?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

dont tell me you dont know who bob marley is

[Duke Quells]

I've heard of him, but I don't know who he is. A spunky fellow, perhaps, eh holmes?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

spunky? i hardly think so

[Park Kraken]

Yeah, splunky!