Jared Mriad
Aug 17th, 2003, 07:47:08 AM
So that, thus it is that natural men are held in the hand of God, over the put of hell; they have deserved the fiery pit, and they are already sentenced to it; and God is dreadfully provoked, his anger is as great toward them as to those that are actually suffering the executions of the fierceness of his wrath in hell, and they have done nothing in the least to appease or abate that anger, neither is god inthe least bound by any promise to hold them up one moment: the devil is waiting for them hell is gaping for them, the flames gather and flash about.... a shoebox.
WTF?
Indeed, a ordinary out-of-the-mill shoebox sat before the doors of Jedi's Dormatory, it's browning outer-shell burning away quickly. One section of the box-top fell away, then a stench that blew women's skirts off, knocked old folks down and break their hips, made babies confused as themselves in a topless bar, and cracked the concrete!
Off in the distance...
"FORCE POOP-BOX!!"
I do have permission for this >:)
WTF?
Indeed, a ordinary out-of-the-mill shoebox sat before the doors of Jedi's Dormatory, it's browning outer-shell burning away quickly. One section of the box-top fell away, then a stench that blew women's skirts off, knocked old folks down and break their hips, made babies confused as themselves in a topless bar, and cracked the concrete!
Off in the distance...
"FORCE POOP-BOX!!"
I do have permission for this >:)