A bit of advice

[Park Kraken]

Don't hit yourself with a High Pressure Water Hose. I lost about a penny worth of skin on my big toe when, when I was getting rid of mold on the walk, I see a army of fireants crawling up my leg. Out of reflex, I aim the pressure washer down and fire. It still stings where I exposed my flesh.

[Sejah Haversh]

Okay, and just why didn't the "Duh" factor not hit you?

"High Pressure" and "Water Hose" are two phrases that, when put together, make an immediate warning in your head not to aim it at yourself, others, or animals. Or expensive German cars.

[Charley]

hey guys don't eat handgrenades thanx

[imported_Marcus]

Any half competent handy-person knows that. And only half competent persons should be allowed near power devices. Honestly thats like welding without a face mask. Ow, The UV radiation has damaged my retinas! Well, duh!

And WHAT were you doing using a HP spray without proper footwear and clothing?

[Sejah Haversh]

Oh, thanks.

*Puts down his bowl of Sugar-Frosted Frag Grenades*

But you could have warned me before I poured the milk...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

cool it gentlemen. i ask you nicely to show a little less biting sarcasm, please.

ive done the same thing before with a pressure washer accidentally, so if youre going to rail on someone's apparent stupidity, rail on me.

[Charley]

Agreed. Regardless of race, creed, religion, or affiliation, if you do that, you are made of lame, regardless of the owchie you recieve.

As such, I have subtracted 10 points from s'Ilancy's score, and Professor Snape will not be amused.

Power tools seriously injure over 100,000 people each year in america, so don't be a statistic next time. Rules, safety equipment, etc. I sound like an OSHA bulletin board.

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
rail on me.

Id ruther rail on Kraken. :\

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i have a score?

[Pierce Tondry]

People are hoping to score with you, yeah. I've been beating 'em away with large tanks so that Taylor doesn't have to go all crazy on anybody.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh. wow am i dense

[Pierce Tondry]

Not unless you're made of some metallic composite.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh youre a scream

[Pierce Tondry]

Women usually demonstrate this to me during lovemaking sessions in my bed.

And with that statement, you can consider this thread officially DERAILED.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i dont scream

[Pierce Tondry]

I wouldn't suspect it of you. In fact, I'd bet you're a breather.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im a growler

[imported_Marcus]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Growling for beaver???????? S'il! I never suspected!

[Pierce Tondry]

LOL, how fitting you Lupine you. :)

Lost the bet, but got a laugh. It's all good.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hehe, no one ever suspects anything

[Pierce Tondry]

Oh, no, now you've done i-

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

we need to have a pr0n inquisition

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
we need to have a pr0n inquisition

I second.

;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I...er...run away?

[imported_Marcus]

SPELL IT RIGHT!!! PORN!!! PORN!!! PORN!!!!


God, i hate 1337 sp33k sometimes. Reminds me of filty script kiddies

[Vega Van-Derveld]

You have no right to say that, WTF Can man :mneh

[imported_Marcus]

Excuse me, I am not the Can of WTF. And I certainly did not have sexual relations with said can either :p

[Lion El' Jonson]

We get a Porn Inquisition, I'm outta here...

These Jar-Jar pics'd get me kicked out here in no time...

I mean...er...:lol

[imported_Marcus]

Jar Jar had sexual relations with the Can of WTF?

WTF??

[Lion El' Jonson]

Originally posted by Marcus
Jar Jar had sexual relations with the Can of WTF?

WTF??

...How the HELL does that work?!?!?!

Imagine the cuts...:D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

I hope you're lying :mad

[Lion El' Jonson]

Oh, most definitely.

Although me and Dae stumbled upon something once a time that caused me to go on an eating ban for two days.

Seriously.

[imported_Marcus]

Jar Jar and sexual relations is enough to force an upchuck. What did you find, a gungun version of Goatse?

[Lion El' Jonson]

A site run by some sicko named Shabbyblue. Don't bother looking for it, the host went bankrupt...or something.

Although archive.org may have logged it....

What did I find? Picture the Gungan High Council and Padme. 'Nuff said?

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Shabby?

Shabby made a Gungan porn site?

*tries to look suprised.*

...

*fails*

:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

Not our Shabby...

...I hope...

*gulp*

[imported_Marcus]

What did I find? Picture the Gungan High Council and Padme. 'Nuff said?

........



.........



(morbid curiosity takes over)

What were they doing to her?

[Lion El' Jonson]

*Tries to remember*

*Head explodes*

Well...erm...

Lots of...um...stuff...on her.

And they were using those electroshockpoles in a way they shouldn't be used. Boss Nass and Jar Jar were using their...erm...tongues...

*Twitches uncontrollably*

:lol

[imported_Marcus]

......

.... well, I deserved that gross out... I did ask......


......

[Lion El' Jonson]

Yes, you did...:lol

And there were some other pics with Anakin's mom...and Jar-Jar...and C-3PO...and some of Anakin's workbench tools...

*Curls into fetal position...*

[imported_Marcus]

Jar Jar AND Threepio?

Okay, dun wanna know anymore. Switch topic.

[Lion El' Jonson]

Thank the guds...:D

Can't...get....images...out...of...head....

*Vomits violently*

[imported_Jacali Danner]

Oh, you guys are disgusting...do switch topic...please!!

[imported_Marcus]

Go get Climb Dance. Automotive Porn.

[imported_Jacali Danner]

Oh, boy, just what the world needs....

[Lion El' Jonson]

No. What the world needs...

...Is the Nekkid Ranger!!!! We have need of your "sword" in the Council Chambers! Make haste! :lol

[Helenias Evenstar]

For once on the subject of vehicles, I will agree with him, it's motoring nivarna. Even as a non rev-head, ClimbDance is extraordinary. And after sitting in the silly seat with Marcus, in my opinion ClimbDance captures the insanity of rallying perfectly.

[Lion El' Jonson]

Incidentally, I need a car. Any suggestions?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

SPELL IT RIGHT!!! PORN!!! PORN!!! PORN!!!!


God, i hate 1337 sp33k sometimes. Reminds me of filty script kiddies


i dont think its me you should be yelling at, mr. meanie. go yell at her (http://meras.org/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8198)

[Dasquian Belargic]

:lol

Haha, clamped :D

[Morgan Evanar]

Originally posted by Lion El' Jonson
Incidentally, I need a car. Any suggestions? What do you need the car for?

[Charley]

Paging a MOAB strike to this thread

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*jumps agent charley*

:D

[Park Kraken]

*Runs back into the past to add something to original topic*:
My dad woke me up at 7:00AM to do this on a Saturday morning. I was lucky to be wearing any clothes at all. I had on a pair of stretch shorts. That was all the equipment I was wearing. After the incident, I went in and added a pair of shoes to my equipment. By missing the sidewalk and hitting the dirt I added about 5 buckets of mud to the equipment I was wearing.

BTW, I am a grunter. Oh, and S'Il, you'd have better luck with Baking Powder than actually jumping him. Or, let's make him walk the plank.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im the pirate round these parts, mister!




*makes plans to 'plunder' charley's lands*

[Park Kraken]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
*makes plans to 'plunder' charley's lands*

Are you a Pirate or a Viking?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

pirates plunder too!!!

but, if itll make you feel beter...

*makes plans to shiver charley's timbers*




AAARRRRRRR!!!

[Park Kraken]

I think you want Charley's Long John Silver.
*Drools over delicious fast food fish dinners as memories arise*

[Charley]

Ok, I didn't think this thread could get any more off-tilt.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:mad Keep away from Charley, s'Il! Or I'll...I'll...commit suicide!

Everyone knows that there are a variety of ways to commit suicide here on the boards. Like...making Morgan angry. That's suicide. Or godmoding. That's also suicide. Telling Mark you love SUVs? Suicide. Telling Fett you want to hear another joke? Suicide again! :mneh

And playing keep away with s'Il and the beast...that is also suicide. :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*clutches her can of milwaukees best protectively*

leave me to my vice and we wont have words

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Words like....ARRRRR and GRRRRRAAAGH ? ^_^;

Okay.

:)

[Park Kraken]

*Takes seat in mud wrestling spectator stand*
CATFIGHT!!!
*Steals away Milwaukees, frames LD*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you are so dead boy

ill give you one chance to gimme my beer back, then ima do something, um, mean to you. yes. very mean

[Pierce Tondry]

*Tries to think of something he would kill somebody for and can't.*

I think I might be too incredibly laid back for my own good.

[Park Kraken]

"LD is the one that did it, mud wrestle her to get it back!!!"

So long as no one takes my IBC Root Beer, A&W Root Beer, Mug Root Beer, Publix Brand Root Beer, and Mountian Dew, along with Grape Soda, I am ok. I don't mind if someone takes my Bargs Root Beer, stuff is trash anyways.
As for food, as long as no one takes my Olive Garden Ceaser Salad, Olive Garden Breadsticks, Pizza Hut Meatlovers Pizza, and Homemade Peanut Butter Cookies, I am ok.
As for Computer Games, as long as no one steals any of my forty-five, soon to be forty-six computer games, then I am fine.
As for my Yu-gi-oh! cards, no one lays a hand on my Tyrant Dragon.
As for etc.......

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*steals all things Kraken listed* this was too easy! >D

[Sean Piett]

This thread is a shade too creepy

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I would kill someone to save someone else's life. Maybe. Maybe I'd just try to seriously injure them. ^_^;

[ReaperFett]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Telling Fett you want to hear another joke? Suicide again! :mneh


Oh you love them really :)