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Force Master Hunter
Aug 10th, 2003, 06:39:36 AM
Assassins Incorporate wishes to announce the latest in personal data communicators and tracking technology

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The Alliance Tech Personal Data Display 501. This pocket sized device is waterproof, will survive a vacuum and temperatures of -50C AND + 200C. It has been tested from the forest of Endor to the sands of Tattooine. If you want a light, reliable video communicator, Alliance Tech's PDD 501 is for you.

Is comes with voice recognition, a holo cam, 150 preset channels and 500 comm codes, plus adding your own data chip, you can program in 1000 of your own. Accessories include (tho not shown) a kepad for text messaging and charging unit. The PDD can be hooked into larger display units or holo cams, it has it's own hypercomm antenna to hook into the Holonet, volume and brightness controls, plus full colour dispaly.

Ear piece and silence mode included.

This unit also has the ability to have a tracker card inserted, to turn this into a highly advanced tracking and GPS unit. Put on a microdot tracker to your target (not included) and you will be able to follwo your target discreetly up to a distance of 10 km. Antenna extensions are availible to boost range and adaptors to the most common trackers and homing beacons, even the Alliance Tech HyperHomer 21.

And as an introductory offer, Assassins Inc wishes to include the self detontate chip. If thsi unit falls into the wrong hands, a self destruct mechanism will render the unit spectacularly and perminantly inoperable. Loss of limbs by improper self detonate use will be laughed at.

Security also includes anti slice defences, pass codes and bio tech readers.

Stocks wont last, so put your order in today. Only 500 credits! Connect now to the Holonet and recieve 20 hours free air time.

Xazor Elessar
Aug 10th, 2003, 09:37:55 AM
I'd like one!!! :D

Kitty McQuade
Aug 10th, 2003, 12:47:03 PM
Professional Assassins don't hawk products, they're ghosts who do wetwork for a living. ;)

Force Master Hunter
Aug 10th, 2003, 04:04:04 PM
Lady, I gotta make a buck. I got employees to pay and a rancor to feed.

Charley
Aug 10th, 2003, 05:07:42 PM
Then you should probably be charging a higher fee for your assassinations :)

Force Master Hunter
Aug 10th, 2003, 05:35:34 PM
We're diversiying into the supplies market. Hey, it's nice to have a legit trade going too :D

Vega Van-Derveld
Aug 11th, 2003, 03:00:58 AM
You should go under another name when trading goods, so that people can't track you down so easily ;)

Helenias Evenstar
Aug 11th, 2003, 03:37:27 AM
So that's why you wont give back my monitor

Kelt Simoson
Aug 11th, 2003, 04:20:51 AM
Lol Jen, Assassins Inc is a little upfront aint it? :p

imported_Marcus
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:49:02 AM
Originally posted by Helenias Evenstar
So that's why you wont give back my monitor

:mischief

Of course Assassins Inc wants to be known - not just for contract killings but for supply of the accessories, weaponry and supplies a good fringer needs, top quality at resonable prices.

(And of course, it makes for an interesting change to regular RP - create something in PS, design a sales pitch and feature set, then attempt to 'sell' em, or stock them as regular items. It also has the added effect of RP'ing possibly with people I normally dont. I'd also think this is a good change to the normal beat em ups. And, I'm definantly having fun doing it ^_^ )