MARCUS! I challenge you to a...

[William Belargic]

MANLY STUBBLE DUEL!!!

[Shanaria Fabool]

*pounces on William, and starts to rip off his clothing*

[William Belargic]

O_o:eekO_o:eek

*Scrambles for cover.*

Ok... Dasquian/Aaron... the next time someone wants to use the Belargic name, please put a warning attached to it that says...

CAUTION: MAULING BY WOMEN WILL OCCUR. YOU HAVE BEEN FAIRLY WARNED.

[Lady Mylia]

*joins in on the mauling-- swoons*

[Charley]

To be completely anal and attentive to detail, what you have is *not* stubble.

[William Belargic]

Dur. But it's so much better. :D

Now...

*Shoos him away.*

Go be anal and detail attentive somewhere else. :p

[Lady Mylia]

LoL~ that's very amusing... have you been attacked very much, yet?

[Pierce Tondry]

I sense someone's just forgotten all about their Seeker of Nair. :)

[William Belargic]

No, I haven't been attacked much. Well, depends on the type of attacking you mean at any rate... o_O

And what's this about Seeker of Nair? :huh

[Shanaria Fabool]

*Grabs William and plants a HUGE kiss on his lips*

Now aren't you a hansom one..... :)

*Kisses William allover his body*

[Pierce Tondry]

Okay, now you just need to get a room. :-p

[Charley]

Shanaria has obviously not met Taataani yet.

[Shandri La]

*pulls Shan off of Will and takes her place kissing him*

Hey, I need a bit of excitement here.

[Lady Mylia]

Seeker of Nair, that's Zacharia... right? Anyway... I mean, getting mass PMs about wanting to be Will's woman? *points up* those kind of attacks...

[Zeke]

I will kill Orlando Bloom and send him straight to hell if ever I get the chance.

[Charley]

Zeke, your stock price has now increased tenfold.

[Lady Mylia]

what's wrong with Orlando Bloom? He's hot and he has a nice accent

[Zeke]

You just named the two biggest problems with him. I can point out more, if you women would care to continue this onslaught of unnecessary praise.

[Lady Mylia]

Geez... well he's just very handsome and his voice is very charming and a lot of woman share my opinion--obviously. It's only a little fun. Just out of curiousity, why are his looks and his voice a big problem, in your opinion?

[Charley]

I generally dislike prissy, effeminate men. They signify a disturbing paradigm shift away from proper manliness.

[Lady Mylia]

LoL~ that's understandable. But I guess it's all your taste. Even thought Orlando is a "pretty boy," to me that's attractive. I like men who take care of themselves and look nice, and with the two major movie roles he's been involved in, he proved he can kick some major evil creature and pirate booty...
But, whatever... to all his own...

[Leten Snat]

It looks like Shanaria want's his "Pirate Booty" :D

[Charley]

I take care of myself and look nice. I just do it without a bottle of bleach, hair extensions, and makeup.

[William Belargic]

*Tries to sneak out while everyone's arguing.*

:x

[Ryla Relvinian]

*Flutters her eyelashes seductively*

C'mon, give a Jedi Master some fun, eh? ;)

... Or better yet, how about you show me what a "Real Man" can do, Agent Charley. Unless, of course, that's outside of the scope of your programming....

[imported_Marcus]

WTF?

Oh bugger this...

FORCE UGLY PILLS!!!!

:: William illogically turns into....... RON JERAMY!! ::

Hang on, that wasnt supposed to work like that

[Dasquian Belargic]

:) :rolleyes

[Lady Mylia]

:lol this is getting pretty amusing

[Quay'Na Rakai]

I agree!!!:lol

[Charley]

Originally posted by Ryla Relvinian
... Or better yet, how about you show me what a "Real Man" can do, Agent Charley. Unless, of course, that's outside of the scope of your programming....

Real men don't dance (unless drunk or under extreme female persuasion) and certainly don't do choreographed dance. Real men speak less often than they grunt. Real men prefer beer over wine. Steak over salad. Real men can't be bothered by the latest fashion trends.

Real men know that sweeping you off your feet doesn't require them to be something they aren't. Real men know you better than you think. Real men will never answer the question of whether or not your jeans make you look fat. Real men would rather have another beer than more drama.

Above all, real men realize that sometimes women don't do the same things they do, and make accomodations, but never compromise what they are....real men.

:cool

[Kelt Simoson]

Ron Jeremey



:x eww

[imported_Jacali Danner]

And that's why there's divorce...:lol

[William Belargic]

:: William illogically turns into....... RON JERAMY!! ::

*But it backfires and turns William into....... JEREMY IRONS!!*

:|

Well, that's not much of an improvment... ah hell...

*Scares all the little children.*

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0268695/CT-5349.jpg

:ghostBOO!:ghost

[Dasquian Belargic]

=0~~~~~~ Jeremy...

[Kelt Simoson]

Oh you are joking!

[William Belargic]

I never joke.

:p

[Ka' el Darcverse]

Originally posted by Agent Charley
I generally dislike prissy, effeminate men. They signify a disturbing paradigm shift away from proper manliness.


So says the cross dressing Elf Agent

[Shanaria Fabool]

*pouts as the pirate trys to sneek out...*

come on Mr. Pirate Man.... I thought all Pirates liked women crawling all over them... :)

[William Belargic]

Not ALL pirates... maybe PIMP pirates. :lol


EDIT: *Is suddenly inspired to transform into >POOF!< Errol Flynn*
(Inside joke :D)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Poof is right, I know that much :mneh

[William Belargic]

:D :lol

[Ryla Relvinian]

Parry, Parry, Thrust, Thrust...

:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Errol Flynn was Tasmanian and it showed.

He also, it is fairly well known, was extremely well hung and even gained an expression in reference to his bed hopping antics.

In like Flynn.

But also being Tasmanian, he also went in for sheep, bandicoots, possums and his close cousins.

[Ryla Relvinian]

:lol

I wondered where that phrase came from. Wasn't there a movie by that name? Kind of a James Bond parody?

[Charley]

Originally posted by Ka' el Darcverse
So says the cross dressing Elf Agent

*click* Pardon?

[William Belargic]

That avatar works SOOOO well with your last post, Charley. :lol