Ich berichte

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

There once was an ewok from Endor

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

if i can remember any decent and board-safe ones, ill put them up

[Ryan Pode]

Meaning she won't.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

pretty much, yeah

[Telan Desaria]

A Chiss, a Rebel, and a Wookie walk into a bar....

[Ryan Pode]

Ouch!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you know, guys, jokes are usually funny if you remember to put in the punchline

[Ryan Pode]

Read both posts together s'Il

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh i got yours; ive heard tons of variations on those jokes, i just chose to not say anything

cute though

[Park Kraken]

..........But the bar is actually a wrestling arena. They are in a triple threat match for the best fighter championship. The wookie starts things off by simealtaenously choke-slamming the Chiss, and the Rebel. The Chiss recovers while the Wookie is roaring in victory, and delivers a low blow to the Wookie. The Rebel then recovers, and puts his boot to the Wookie's face. The Wookie sprawls out on the mat. The Chiss then throws the Rebel into the molotov cocktails, and throws a match on top of that. Then he gives the Wookie 30 more low blows in rapid succession, then pins him for the victory.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i dont get it

[Ryan Pode]

Loser.

[Silus Xilarian]

Originally posted by Admiral Kraken
..........But the bar is actually a wrestling arena. They are in a triple threat match for the best fighter championship. The wookie starts things off by simealtaenously choke-slamming the Chiss, and the Rebel. The Chiss recovers while the Wookie is roaring in victory, and delivers a low blow to the Wookie. The Rebel then recovers, and puts his boot to the Wookie's face. The Wookie sprawls out on the mat. The Chiss then throws the Rebel into the molotov cocktails, and throws a match on top of that. Then he gives the Wookie 30 more low blows in rapid succession, then pins him for the victory.

POST WARNINGS BEFORE YOU TYPE STUFF LIKE THIS!


I think ive lost brain cells

[Ryan Pode]

And I thought I was all alone.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ryan, if i asked really nicely, would you be my slave?

[Park Kraken]

I WILL I WILL!!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you have a pm to answer, buster

[Ryan Pode]

I'm a minor, sorry s'Il, ask in like 2 years.

[Park Kraken]

I just turned 18!!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

do you even know how old i am?

ryan, say one word and ima kill you. i know im old, but look at it as experience

[Jarek T'chort]

Two words = Kinky freaks.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im no kinky freak. experience can mean a lot of things besides sex

at least i know where your mind is :p

[Ryan Pode]

s'Il is like 50.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i am not you liar

though i might as well be

[Silus Xilarian]

not quite, but shes gettin there.

[Park Kraken]

Geez, so I've been asking romance advice from an old Geezer?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

22 is hardly 'geezer' quality. but it is getting up there in my eyes

[Ryan Pode]

Shes old.

[Park Kraken]

Only four years older than me. That isn't a bad gap.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i remember my 21st birthday. my own mom liquored me up

and if you dont believe me, ask silus. hes met her

[Ryan Pode]

I remember my 21st birthday. . .

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh for crying out loud

[Ryan Pode]

What?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

exactly

[Ryan Pode]

I concur.


Do you concur doctor?

[Telan Desaria]

Ahem - owner of forum here.

I've met her too ya'know...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

yeah, and you kicked me in the shins :grumble

[Ryan Pode]

He did? :o

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

yes. he most certainly did

[Ryan Pode]

Cool. I wish I could...

[Park Kraken]

You wish you could,
You wish you could,
But you came up short!!! :-)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

he also tpld me that if he were to ever marry me, hed make me wear dresses, go to finishing school, and learn to balance a book on my head

to which i politely replied 'i can balance a beer can on my head, thats good enough'.

[Ryan Pode]

s'Il. I was wrong, you do have class.

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
yeah, and you kicked me in the shins :grumble

Why though?

[Alexi Hesith]

Hello I'm Alexi a person sitting at the table.

[Ryan Pode]

Get out of my thread!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Why though?

i have no idea. apparently he thought itd be cute. or something

[Ryan Pode]

I bet it was cute.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i wish i could kick your shins

[Ryan Pode]

I'll give you something to kick.

[Park Kraken]

Hey there fellow Imperial Commanders. Ryan, I have a question for you. Before I begin my Operation,
1) I don't have to contact the enemy OOC before I begin, correct?
2) Which NR world should I hit?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

seeing as how ryan went to bed, ill field your questions. seeing as how youre supposed to ask me anyways, doofus :Poke

1 : yes, its always a show of good rping to contact the person you want to attack; theres more of a chance of not only working out an outcome, but it also gives you a chance to bounce ideas off of one another. does that mean do it with every thread? nawp. but when it comes to stuff like what youre talking about, then yes. definately do some ooc contacting

2 : pic and choose. it all depends on who is willing to go along with it too, dont forget that. which planet is strategically more important to the sover-whatever? would you want a world heavy in fish exports? or droid? or how about distance wise? how far away is it from thyferra? these are the things you want to consider when you choose a planet to attack and hopefully conquer.


on another note, even if someone will agree to let you attack, but not win, its a good idea to go ahead and do the rp still. its good experience for your character. and if you dont believe me, go read the 1000 oceans: anger and rage thread. cause i certainly didnt win in that thread :grumble

[Park Kraken]

I'm not going to conquer a planet, or necessarily try to win, I just want some combat experience for the troops, and officers of my newly built fleet in preparation for the Operation: Tigerclaw, and maybe for other things.........

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ill pm you in the morning with a thread link for you




also, on a completely related topic, i hate you, ryan

[Ryan Pode]

Awww :)

[Park Kraken]

Boy, I have a bone to pick with you and your signature. Since when does someone other than me get to use Saitoh in their sig? Just because I didn't think of it first doesn't mean you get to do it. How long have you known Kenshin anyways?

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by Admiral Kraken
I'm not going to conquer a planet, or necessarily try to win, I just want some combat experience for the troops, and officers of my newly built fleet in preparation for the Operation: Tigerclaw, and maybe for other things.........

*Coughs discretely* Uh..Kraken, ixne on the Tigerclaw. :rolleyes

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i know all about tigerclaw

i have my sources

[Jarek T'chort]

Yeah your ok. Just these NR types poking around....cant be too careful.:grumble

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im only ok?

[Alexi Hesith]

Get out of my thread!

Ryan, I came into this thread a while ago. If you wanted to object to my presence then would have been the time to do so. As it is I feel that you forfeited your right to expel me, and/or complain about my presence when you failed to do so in the first place.

Besides which I am Telan's diplomatic contact in the New Republic so you can't moan. It would be undiplomatic.


PS: I know all your plans. All of them, all!

PPS: HA! HA! HA!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

dont pay attention to ryan. hes just an attention whore

[Jarek T'chort]

Originally posted by s'Ilancy
im only ok?

No your better then ok. Happy?:D

And Hesith.....you'll slip up sometime. I'll be waiting. :smokin

(I always wanted to say that.)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im a billionaire!

god i cant tell you how many times ive wanted to say that

[Ryan Pode]

I've known about Kenshin since about '99 when I was 11.

[Telan Desaria]

I don't remember kicking you in the shins!!! If I did, as a former aristocrat, I am sure I had a very good reason.

[Ryan Pode]

Technically, I'm like a British Earl.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i dont remember why you kicked me in the shins, but i know you did it



and not to be a wagonjumper - im a drunk smoker

[Ryan Pode]

Well poo on you!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you make me wonder sometimes, ryan, and so ima change the subject

im moving in a month.

where do yall think i should go?

[Ryan Pode]

Go to like New York.

[Park Kraken]

Go to Either Scotland, or Japan, or Bartow, FL.

[Ryan Pode]

... shes not moving out of the country moron.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

be civil, ryan.

and no, no out of the country moving for me. im not that well off

yet

[Alexi Hesith]

Well I'll sleep safer knowing there is an ocean between us!;)

[Park Kraken]

Originally posted by Ryan Pode
... shes not moving out of the country, because I am a moron.

Don't do this to yourself, Ryan!

[Ryan Pode]

Haha cute. To bad you can't read that well as it said:


... shes not moving out of the country moron.

But I guess there is that percentile in America that cannot read.

[Alexi Hesith]

per centile!!!!!!!!!

[Ryan Pode]

Thats what I put. :rolleyes

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well I'll sleep safer knowing there is an ocean between us!

count your days, boy!

[Park Kraken]

It's called Sarcasm moronic moron!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

cool yalls jets

[Silus Xilarian]

no no.....its ok, let em go

[Ryan Pode]

Go where?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

dont look at me

[Park Kraken]

*Looks at S'Il*
Let's walk the plank. Ryan, you first.

[Ryan Pode]

You bow to me.

You = inferior

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ryan. die

[Park Kraken]

That is why I'm letting you go first.

[Ryan Pode]

I own TIS until telan gets back. Mainly cos I rock so much.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

your head is swelling, ryan

[Park Kraken]

Where did Telan go?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

AAARRRRRRRR

i keel-hauled that scurvy dawg

[Park Kraken]

*Fires Broadside into Pirate Ship, sinks it*
Now, really, where is Telan.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*sits on a dingy, which is all that is left of her ship*











its a small boat, so get your minds outta the gutter

and i dont know where he is; ima prolly call him tonight, seeing as how im bored and wanna talk to someone

[Ryan Pode]

Telan is out. That is all you need to know.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hehe, yall are so screwed >D

[Park Kraken]

so, what did Telan have to say when he talked to yall on the phone.

[Ryan Pode]

I don't care what he said... he doesn't own me... just you.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh, things

[Park Kraken]

About what? Hilari? The Invasion of Mrisst? Operation: Tigerclaw?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i say nothing

[Naj Arilov]

s'Il......you are so in for a yelling at....

[Park Kraken]

Say it, or I will reveal Telan's true name to the board. You know, how you slipped up while drunk on AIM last night?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

dont even think of threatening me. as it was, we didnt talk of anything having to do with any of your little operations

and besides. lots of people know his name. we just all call him telan regardless

[Telan Desaria]

Yes. I am Telan. I am your God. Bow before my omniscience.

I decri an end ot Admiral Pode's reign. I am returned.

Bow, bitch!


- is that the correct way to say thgat???

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

lmfao!!!

i suppose its one way :lol

[Telan Desaria]

muwhahahahah

[Park Kraken]

Ah, our 3Gs leader has come back!!! All hail Glorious, Great, Grand-Admiral Telan!!! Update: For the Combat Experience Mission, I have chosen Mrisst. Oh, can I substitute one of the ships in my fleet with an Interdictor Cruiser?
I've also dug the Hilari campaign out of mothballs, and I am currently trying to resolve it. 'Old' Buisness first.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ah, our 3Gs leader has come back!!! All hail Glorious, Great, Grand-Admiral Telan!!!

o_O ... you try too hard boy. just say 'hi, welcome back'



and on a side note, ive just discovered im horribly malnourished. that, and all of my clothes are too big for me now. i need to find some food real bad

[Ryan Pode]

s'Il... come to my house I have lots of food.

And Telan..

Saugen Sie es, Weibchen.

[Telan Desaria]

you look better thin.

Flattery will get you everywhere OOC, but IC - experience and skill counts.

Why can't I come, Josh? I want to part-ay too

[Ryan Pode]

Its not really party...its more like... eat till we are too fat to move.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

pay for my gas and im yours

[Ryan Pode]

How much is that?

[Telan Desaria]

There are so many things I could say on so many levels

[Ryan Pode]

Eh its like 1388 miles from her house to mine.

[Park Kraken]

Telan, who you calling Josh?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Eh its like 1388 miles from her house to mine.

and seeing as how the cheap bastard only wants to fork over 15 bucks, im not thinking ill be visiting

that, and i fugged up how many miles i can get on a tank of gas; its only between 400 - 500 miles. though it only takes like, 12 bucks to fill my tank

i may do it anyway though, once i get a stable source of income and a week or so off to do nothing. though, im not sure. theres some people who ive already promised to visit *coughjamescough*

[Ryan Pode]

<-- Josh

Eh, once I get a stable source of income, I might increase the money I'll fork over.

[Sean Piett]

I will get paypal and then paypal you gas money, and we will drink alcohol.

[Park Kraken]

Can I get directions on how to get to yer house? I'm not a drinker, but I make a good bouncer:

P.Officer: "Freeze! This is a raid!"
Me: "Look, either go in there with intentions to get drunk, or leave. This ain't no *Snigger* Drug house *Snicker* or anything *Hee Hee* like that."

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

work out the mileage and ill tell you how much it would be

[Park Kraken]

I don't know where his house is. Tell me which town it is in, and I'll do a Mapquest.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hell work it out on his own, dont worry about him

[Telan Desaria]

ah...this thread is dying down


is Ryan dead?

[Silus Xilarian]

*hides gun*

NO! Dont ask questions!

[Telan Desaria]

good good....

Silus, you are just the type of person I would expect to have executed one of my good friends for kicks.

Damned Alabamaians

[Ryan Pode]

Me dead? Hardly. Its takes more than a wussy gun to kill me.

[Park Kraken]

*Dumps fleet into Black Market*

Don't ask me any questions either!

[Telan Desaria]

I rule all

[Ryan Pode]

You own... not much.

[Park Kraken]

He may soon rule Mrisst if Lion doesn't stop sleeping and come out to play with my fleet.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:lol :lol

god my mind is so in the gutter right now thanks to too much driving :x

[Ryan Pode]

Sounds like a personal problem.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you would know, you got enough of them

[Ryan Pode]

Hardly.

[Silus Xilarian]

ooooo Telan said execution....

Thats exactly what we need.............. a public execution...

whos first :)

[Sean Piett]

Originally posted by Admiral Kraken
...if Lion doesn't stop sleeping and come out to play with my fleet.



BAHahahaha!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ha! see? im not the only one who read it like that!

[Ryan Pode]

Pervs.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

we werent the ones who wrote it, dummy

[Alexi Hesith]

Hey look what it says under my name! Me liken a lot!

[Ryan Pode]

Die Jar Jar wannabe.

[Telan Desaria]

I try to be original

[Ryan Pode]

Sure ya do laddy.

[Park Kraken]

I didn't mean it like that. Pervs.

[Jarek T'chort]

Hahaha....yeah but it did sound like it.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im bored. i suppose i should be posting, but i enjoy procrastination too much

[Jarek T'chort]

Hey Ryan wheres this famous map then?

[Ryan Pode]

On my computer.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

gggrrrrrrrrr

[Park Kraken]

Here. I made this one up in five minutes, then I had to erase most of it for the stupid 51200 file size limit. Anyways, Red is NR, Green is Balmorra, Orange Soveriengty, with the outer circle being Operation Tigerclaw territory, Pink is H.E.F., and Light Blue is Chiss.

[Jarek T'chort]

^ Oh good map Kraken. :)

[Ryan Pode]

Send me an IM if you want telan's uber map.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

no no, sen ME an im. i have it too, you know

besides. im cuter and more snuggable than ryan

[Ryan Pode]

Sure ya are, twiggy.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hey! whos got the cute wofl puppy avatar? and who DOESNT have an avatar?

i think that settles that

[Ryan Pode]

A puppy with the queen alien tail... I don't need an avatar.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you need a pic of a chinpokomon

[Ryan Pode]

Aye.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

there we go. much bettah

[Ryan Pode]

he looks so sad

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

well, you do know what chinpokomon means, right? if you did, youd know why hes so sad

[Ryan Pode]

I know what it means... but... he shouldn't sad... hes a small animal.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

most things male want a bigger one of those, so its understandable that a chinpokomon would feel inadequate and sad

[Park Kraken]

What is that small text in the bottom right corner say?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

too small to read; negligable and not worth the time to figure out

[Ryan Pode]

agreed

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:(

*pushes ryan down*

quit agreeing with me!!

[Ryan Pode]

vile wench




die

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you need to think up some new insults there, butthead

[Ryan Pode]

okie dokie booger eye

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

cause thatsalot better

[Ryan Pode]

Ain't it tho?

[Park Kraken]

I agree with both of you there.

[Ryan Pode]

But do we care?

[Park Kraken]

Hmmm. Good point, I agree with you on that one, Ryan.

[Ryan Pode]

Yar. A plague on your house and cattle.

[Park Kraken]

Hmmm, a plague on your house, and your cattle? I agree with you there.

[Ryan Pode]

Kraken needs a woman.

[Park Kraken]

I agree with you there.

[Ryan Pode]

Or a man?

[Park Kraken]

I agree with you there.




























*Crosses fingers while saying this*

[Ryan Pode]

You could go out with telan...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

haha[/nelson]

[Park Kraken]

I agree with you S'Il, that is funny.

[Ryan Pode]

You are a bad person Kraken. People like you caused WWII.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*snigger*

[Ryan Pode]

and people like you s'Il will caused WWI

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

meh; we all have our problems

[Ryan Pode]

Yup.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

like you. you make up stupid hearts to avoid writing actual words

[Ryan Pode]

die

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ha!

[Park Kraken]

And people like you caused the Battle of the Bulge.

[Ryan Pode]

Yes. I know. I like to fight back to defend my home.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

was he talking about me?

[Ryan Pode]

No, me?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

read what he said again, ryan

[Ryan Pode]

OMG. :x

But yeah, he was talking about me.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

is that something youd really wanna be responsible for? im surprised you have dropped the blame on someone else

[Ryan Pode]

I'm just hot.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

apparently so. and yet, i still havent thrown myself at you

[Ryan Pode]

Its cos you smoke. Smoking = turnoff, so I don't focus my 'powa' at you.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

well thank god for small blessings

*scrounges up just enough money to buy more marlboros*

[Ryan Pode]

Its so gross.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

we all have our vices

[Ryan Pode]

But smoking is ew..

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

and so are you

[Ryan Pode]

No. Its gross. Stop.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

bite me

[Ryan Pode]

Eh...I am in the mood for some smoked meat.

[Park Kraken]

*Flushes Cigs down Toilet* S'Il, stop slowly comitting suicide. Wait.....Why not go after the head, instead of the little fingers? *Lines up RPG on Corporate Office Building*

[Lok s'Ilancy-Millard]

dont you mean BFG?

[Silus Xilarian]

hes played Duke Nukem one too many times :)

[Lok s'Ilancy-Millard]

ugh, i hate that game

[Ryan Pode]

I liked the 3D version when I was like 10.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

hopefully you grew out of that phase

[Ryan Pode]

Now I just go to special sites.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i think you should reword that

[Ryan Pode]

I go to hetro porn sites?

[Park Kraken]

I have never played Duke Nukem before in my life, except for breifly playing Land of the Babes a couple or so years ago. A RPG is a Rocket Propelled Grenade. Got that kiddies?

[Ryan Pode]

Duh. Or its a Role Playing Game. newbtart

[Park Kraken]

*Caves in Sock Puppet's leather skull with 10 inch sledgehammer*

[Silus Xilarian]

You know, i have a hammer somewhere.....

Stand right there while I look for it.

[Telan Desaria]

*hands Silus Imperial-Brand Sledge Hammer*


Alderaan Smasher 3000....If this doesn;t work, call the DeathStar, we make many rocks out of big ones for free!

[Ryan Pode]

Neat!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i dont trust anything thats free

[Park Kraken]

Alderaan, HAH! I have a Caamasi Smasher 4000!!!

[Ryan Pode]

Well, whats the big difference?

[Park Kraken]

The big difference is that unlike the Alderaan Smasher 3000, which was handcrafted by Tarkin, the Caamas Smasher 4000 was crafted by the Emporer himself, and has been known to be expertly used by the Bothans, proving it to be potent!

[Ryan Pode]

Oh. Neat.

[Jarek T'chort]

^ Somehow you dont seem that enthusiastic. :D

[Telan Desaria]

is he ever? his sig should say apathetique-extrodanaire

[Teleran Balades]

he he he.

[Telan Desaria]

Everyone - look in High Command, you lazy.%*@^E**$*@@*$(

[Duke Quells]

Okay Sock Puppet, move over. The new Avatar for my TSO character replaces yours as the most UNIQUE!!! Muhahahaha!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

i bet you got to ride the short bus where they let you wear helmets

[Ryan Pode]

I wish I got to wear a helmet. :(

[Park Kraken]

You saw the new Dumber, and total Dumb*** movie, didn't you?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

nope. i dont watch movies

[imported_STELA'SHLIT'NURUODO]

you dont watch movies?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

short attention span

i dont watch tv either

[Ryan Pode]

She has goldfish syndrome.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

thats what you think

[Ryan Pode]

You even know what that is?

[Park Kraken]

She has short attention span syndrome. What is a short name for that? ShAts syndrome?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

theyre a band

[Ryan Pode]

Goldfish syndrome:

'Oh look, a castle!' 'Oh look, a castle!' 'Oh look, a castle!'