Notice of Leaving. Exit, stage left.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Leaving for only 4 weeks though.
I finally got a job, it don't pay much, but I need the job experience.
I'll be working as a Camp Counciler (sp?) and will be spending my next 6 days brainwashing the children of the camp. Saturday's I will be home and I'll try to post but if you don't see me... Eh...

So, with me, and LV gone for a bit, I trust that some of you will step up to the plate and rule all. CYA in a week folks!

[Sorsha Kasajian]

"With pleasure." :D

:: Spraypaints 'Property of TBH' over the TSO Banner, moves into LV's room and auctions off all her things to the highest bidder ::

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[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey it feels good to be home. ;) *looks around for her old room, then remembers it got blown up* :(

[Lord Vali]

Wow, spacious ^_^

[Wargrave]

"Yes it is quite nice. I like it here."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey they have HBO! We dont' have HBO! :\

*sneaks into Kitty/LV's room* HEY YOU HAVE a hot tub! :verymad

[Silus Xilarian]

I found a can of body paint....strange

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:uhoh ... That's mine.

;; takes it back and goes to investigate the rest of the new TBH shag pad ;;

:mischief

[Jared Mriad]

Freeloaders... :grumble

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*lounges on the lepoard print sofa* This place is homier than Bast. :D

*accidentally knocks over a candle and lights the tiger rug on fire* :eek

[Jodah of Giva]

Ooh great, thas all we need...first person who wants to be called "glorius leader" gets a staff-saber in their nether regions...

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: silk panties flutter down and land on Jodah's head as Tirsa dances nude on the tabletop ::


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[Mr. Happy]

The front door suddenly opens with a BANG, thrown back and rattling the hinges. Me, I'm dressed to the nines for our little house-warming party, as are my loyal minions. You know, color coordination is just as high a virtue as loyalty, I say!

And such a nice little pad it is! Tapestries, art, and the usual conversation pieces. Alright, I hate it! So drab, traditional, and bourgeois. No sense of audacity, no sense of STYLE! But, as the saying goes, when life gives you lemons, make poisoned lemonade and sell it to small children!

<font color=ff00ff>"Gentlemen, lets broaden our minds! Lawerence!"</font>

One of my less talented, chunky roadies totes in a ghetto-blaster. After all, a good artist needs the proper ambience!

I donned a fake moustache, and curled it up Salvador Dali style. Now, all I need is a proper palette, to let my creativity run free. So naturally, I gutted Lawerence like a fish with a machete, letting his blood and entrails spill onto the floor in what can only be described as a lovely little jaunt into Dadaism. I pried my paint brush from his lifeless hand, and smiled. Lucky for this place, there was a proper redecorator in town!

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: undulates to the music with her albino python as Mr. Happy redecorates ::

[Mr. Happy]

I dab a healthy portion of the red stuff on each of Miss Blue's perky nipples, and then a dash of a smiley across her abdomen. So cheery! Ah, but life is art in motion!

[Sorsha Kasajian]

:: dances nude on the other table ::

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[Sanis Prent]

I bid on the *various items* in LV's room, auctioned off on Galactic E-bay.

"Score!"

[Makoto Neo]

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[Mr. Happy]

I scrawl "Happy wuz here" on Sorsha's impeccable abs, then prance off to defile the local artwork!

[Dasquian Belargic]

:eek!!!!

*faints*

[Dark Lord Rivin]

*Draws a lightsaber and hacks of Happy's head*

Don't touch the art!!!

[Dasquian Belargic]

;; watches head float into the air and recite Shakespeare ;;

o_O

[Charley]

Everything stops, and then seems to rewind in time, right until the point before Rivin beheaded Happy. A man seems to step out of one of the pictures on the wall, holding a remote control.

"Mr. Rivin...how disappointing. I was somehow hoping for a more appealing type of show, but it seems that you have a penchant for falling out of bounds."

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: sneaks up and sticks her tongue in Daquian's ear :: :mneh

[Mr. Happy]

<font color=ff00ff>"It's just not a proper party unless you can lose your head and subsequently get head thereafter."</font>

In the distance, one of my lackeys set up a drumset, and responded with an on-cue rimshot.

<font color=ff00ff>"A-thankyou!"</font>

[Makoto Neo]

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/mouth_water.gif @ tabledancers

[Dasquian Belargic]

"Oh no, not again..." :mischief @ Tirsa

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: backs the Jedi into a chair and writhes up against him til he pops :: :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

:o ai ai!

[Jana Silthron]

*Slowly edges into her room and hides from the scary clown.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*sticks her tongue in Dasquian's other ear* :mneh

[Sorsha Kasajian]

:: prowls across the floor like a panther and sticks her tongue in De'Ville's ear :: :mneh

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Naked woman with tongue in my ear! Naked woman with tongue in my ear!

*to Dasquian* Quick, I've never been in this situation before, what do I do?!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Enjoy it :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

^_^;

Ok! *enjoys it*

[Sorsha Kasajian]

:: helps De'ville get undressed ::

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*is soon naked* TSO would have a more active membership if they had more threads with three naked women in them.

*kisses on Sorsha*

[Dasquian Belargic]

:hat

;; quite possibly getting seduced to join the darkside ;;

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: tears open Dasquian's shirt and nibbles on his chest ::

[Dasquian Belargic]

*puts arms around LD and Sorsha*

There's enough of me for all :smokin

[Xazor Elessar]

*slaps Dasquian*

You best get your bum in gear, young man! *macks on Dasq*

[Dasquian Belargic]

Be nice and share with the lovely dark jedi ladies, honey :hat

[Xazor Elessar]

Okay...we'll have a foursome.... ;)

*kisses on LD and Sorsha...*

:D Oooooooo, this is fun!

[Mia]

Hmm..

*looks around thread*

Can I get some love?

[Lady Vader]

:|

Right... time for some @$$ woopin...

*Kicks Sorsha out, kills everyone that bought her stuff and takes it back (plus the profits), and places all TBH minions on refurbish detail.*

Kills the rest and feeds em to Shenraun. >D

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'm still here! :D

[Shenraun]

*Eats Dasq.*

*Picks teeth with a BIG toothpick.*

[Mia]

No love for me? :(

*:crys and hides from the dragon*

[Dasquian Belargic]

:cry the only time I get some luvin and I get eaten... argh

[Lady Vader]

Oh yeah...

*Picks Happy up by the trousers and boots him out of the Palace.*

Next.

*Holds up remote to the Agent and hits the OFF switch.*

*Agent blips out of existance.*

:D


(Oh, and for those of you that thought I was gone... you are sadly mistaken. :p)

[Mia]

*....slays the dragon*


I'll give you all the lovin' you'll EVER need.

*takes off all of her clothes and starts biting dasq's neck* :mischief

[Lady Vader]

*Kicks Mia out for touching her dragon.*

Out out OUT!

[Mia]

*comes back in*

No, IN IN IN!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Need to make innuendo rising

[Je'gan Olra'en]

*shakes head* Kids these days...

*is younger than anyone here by about a decade*

[Lady Vader]

Gee... I wonder what this "delete" button does...

*Curser hovers over DELETE button.*

[Mia]

:uhoh


I think I'm doomed

[Lady Vader]

>D

Fear my wrath!


*Holds up a fruit basket.*

Grape? Anyone? They're grapes of wrath...

Or purhaps an apple? No, no... they're not poisoned... >D :lol


(Nice try, pixel man.)

And yet your progress is again dashed. Your failure is inevitable.

:cool

[Dasquian Belargic]

Don't delete us! We can give you sexual favours! Look at me, I'm an elf! I'm too pretty to die! :cry

[Je'gan Olra'en]

"Mmm...lovely...got any pears?"

[Lady Vader]

OK... the elf stays. Only cause I have a weakness for supernatural bone structures. :D

[Mia]

*pushes dasq aside* no! I'M too pretty to die!

and I'll be better at sexual favors!

[Tirsa Krylana]

"What about me??? I've been really, really bad! I deserve to be punished!!! Feed me to the dragon!!! Pleeeeease??? It's my turn!!!!" :D


:: grins at the dragon and waits to be eaten ::


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[Shenraun]

*Blink* o_O

[Dasquian Belargic]

... I don't think you're thinking about the right kind of 'eating' Tirsa

...

*spank*

... I feel better. :)

[Hades Eversor]

:eek!

(Covers eyes...peaks)

:smokin

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: licks the dragon's face :: :mneh

[Lady Vader]

*Recovers Hades eyes.*

You're too young. :p

[Shenraun]

*Bites blue-ish tongue*

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: surrenders herself to the mercy of the dragon :: :D

[Charley]

Mmm...Miss Acosta, you seem to be somehow different. And yet, I do find the change somewhat appealing.

[Lady Vader]

Nope. No changes here.

I think it's time for another diagnostic... which means we need to shut you off.

*Uses remote again.*

[Charley]

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that. The concepts of redundancy and system hierarchy seem lost on you. I am the gatekeeper, and I control all the keys.

[Mia]

I thought you were an agent?


Either way.. there's so many of you... get over here and please me.

[AmazonBabe]

And I have the power to smite you (aka delete button). :p

[Navaria Tarkin]

blink blink

"My virgin eyes!!!"

:cry

[Mia]

Not for long! Ahahah! >D

[Dark Lord Rivin]

*Tackles Navaria, and starts to rip off her clothing*

[Milivikal k'Vik]

-puts a knife in Rivin's back.-

[Dark Lord Rivin]

Yay!!!! I got stabed!!!

*Hugs Milivikal*

Thank you!!! nobody has done that in a LONG time!!.... Well .... Since last week... :D :) :crack

[Alpha]

:lol!!! Where's my lovin...? :(

[Navaria Tarkin]

O_O GAH!

:: grabs shreds of clothing and attempts to run away ::

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; trips Nav ;;

:mischief Heeeey Master

[Navaria Tarkin]

OOf

:: hits the ground ::

Master?

:: blink ::

I am not your Master ...

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Oh come on. Just pretend, at least? Just a few whippings? Go on =D

[Navaria Tarkin]

That is quite perverted! I am a Jedi! I do not do those things

.... cept maybe with Sanis :mischief

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:grumble damn prudes

[Navaria Tarkin]

:D

[Lady Vader]

And here I was gonna lend her my electro-whip. :p >D

[Navaria Tarkin]

really?

:\

Oh VEEEEEGAAAA

^_^

[Lady Vader]

:lol!!!

[Aaron Belargic]

... Vega had to leave all of a sudden. Very quickly ^_^;

[Darth Bubbles]

*Jumps out of the shadows, and trys to Chew off Aaron's head*

Fear my fuzzyness!! Wahahaha!!!!

[Nevlonniel]

O_o

Well... that's certainly, uh, different.

[Silus Xilarian]

*quietly walks away*

[Jodah of Giva]

Oh yeah...all I get is panty-head...lol...*pouts, holds up sign reading "Will tip cow for lovin"* And, ya know, I think we would have more...uhh..."group participation" shall we say, if we had routine tongue orgies...c'mon...add it to the agenda...*drool :idea*
OOC: There are so many horrible innuendos one can get out of cow tipping....:D :lol /OOC

[Sera Kya]

Originally posted by Alpha
:lol!!! Where's my lovin...? :(

*grabs Alpha and proceeds to rip every article of clothing off his body*

w00t! I happen to have a Vid-Boy fetish!

:cat

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I leave for 1 Week... all hell breaks loose!

**Takes tapes out of TSO Security cameras**

Come on! Can't you people show some dignity?

Be going again... :D

*Turns on TSO Neon Sign and Strobe Lights*

Y'all be good now.

Edit- Eat CT and die! *Shakes fist at Charley, LD and Narvina*
Curse your higher powers!

[Sera Kya]

*looks at own CT*


:lol

At least I'm not using Chibi Moon images.

[Navaria Tarkin]

Who is ... Narvina? o_O

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

ack! spelling mistake! You know who I speak of you sexy evil she-devil of a blinded witch with a sore throat!

[Navaria Tarkin]

o_O

You didn't describe me .. you described Dalethria :p

[Charley]

Your feeble attempts at retort are laughed upon.

[Lady Vader]

:rolleyes

Don't you have some sunglasses to polish?