Ahhh!

[Ace McCloud]

Oh god. I go to get my physical in like.....20 minutes. ::Wimpers:: Somebody help me. Its a guy...and rather than using the glove/cough thing, he does something else. =( Somebody help me!!!! I dun wanna go.... damn sports! Damn sports straight to hell! Having to have a frigan physical for every sport! SPFF!!!!

Why couldnt a female do it? But noooooooooooooooo

[Droo]

I played loads of sports in school but never had to have a physical. (Shrugs)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Must be an American thing?

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Originally posted by Ace McCloud
Its a guy...and rather than using the glove/cough thing, he does something else. Uh, what?

[Park Kraken]

What do you think? Wing Wing Wang Wang.

[imported_Grev Drasen]

The typical physical for athletics is the "turn your head and cough" thing. Whatever you're hinting on about is more like a NAMBLA convention.

[Kariss]

You're going to get no sympathy from us women..we go through tons worse when it comes to a physical! :lol

In all kidding aside, it'll be fine! :D

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Originally posted by Kariss
You're going to get no sympathy from us women, A.K...we go through tons worse when it comes to a physical! :lol

In all kidding aside, it'll be fine! :D It's really not all that bad for guys, actually. Just the insecure ones who get nervous with a doctor looking at/touching them.

(not gay)

[Droo]

Could someone clear this up for me as I've never had to do it, what is the whole "Turn your head and cough" thing in aid of? What is it to test for?

[imported_Grev Drasen]

Basically the doctor places your balls in his hand and makes you turn your head to cough. I'm not sure what purpose it has (although it does have a medical purpose), just something you gotta go through before playing highschool athletics.

[Marcus Telcontar]

That sounds so dumb.

[Droo]

I know what the doctor does, it's the why I'm after. Never been explained to me before.

[imported_Grev Drasen]

It was bugging me so I looked it up.

Why does the doctor ask you to "turn your head and cough", you ask? So that he can test you for a hernia. But that's the simple answer. The harder answer is in two parts.

Part One: Why the cough?
When you cough, a vibration will run down your spine. Based on how this vibration gets transmitted down to the base of your spine, which is what the doctor is touching underneath your testicles, will indicate whether or not you have a herniated disc in your spine.

Part Two: Why must I turn my head?
I've heard two explanations for this. One is that the twisting of your neck will tighten up your spine and improve the accuracy of the doctor's diagnosis. I call this the practical explanation. I've also heard a more utilitarian explanation: do you think the doctor really needs you to cough on him? No, thus you are asked to turn away from him before coughing.

[Kelt Simoson]

Its simply an excuse for the doctor to touch your balls...simple explination.

[Kariss]

Originally posted by Kelt Simoson
Its simply an excuse for the doctor to touch your balls...simple explination.

:lol

[Droo]

Thanks for the explanation. But I think Kelt's got it right, I mean I could hardly blame anyone for wanting to touch my nutsack, but there you go. :smokin

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:mischief

I simply cannot participate with this thread. :crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Kelt Simoson
Its simply an excuse for the doctor to touch your balls...simple explination.

You are a bad, bad man. :lol :lol

[Park Kraken]

Well then touch away.
:crack :crack :crack :crack :crack :crack :crack ;)

[Ace McCloud]

ah it wasnt that bad, I just worked myself up over it.... o_O I was afraid id get lollipops and slaughter everyone in the building......but i didnt =)

It checks for a hernia, but um, my doctor doesnt do the turn the head and cough. He like sits there for about 10 seconds playing with them checking for ball cancer and a hernia at the same time or something.



. Just the insecure ones who get nervous with a doctor looking at/touching them. Well who wants to be touched by a 50 year old male doctor? Its not exactly fun. I forgot all about it until i read this thread again lol.

[ReaperFett]

Would you rather die a slow agonising death from testicular cancer? That's how you should look at it.

[Ace McCloud]

True, but, that still doesnt make it fun. =P

[Droo]

I know how to check my jewels so no fifty year old men groping me. Well, apart from the usual wear and tear.

[ReaperFett]

How do you know what youre looking for, if you've never found it?

[Droo]

Because I've read up on it rather extensively, plus I've listened to interviews and watched programmes about it whenever I could. It's just one of those things I'm slavishly and morbidly compelled to do for the good of my own well-being. Plus I like fondling my nuts.

[Ace McCloud]

lol

[ReaperFett]

Because I've read up on it rather extensively
This man knows his nuts :)

[Park Kraken]

All you gotta look for is a lump, and when I say that, I mean a internal lump, one that shouldn't be caused by your girlfriend.

[ReaperFett]

girl.....friend?







;)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

does her name happen to be Pamela? ;)

[Park Kraken]

Or doctor, wife, baseball, or rail at school.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

The thread is warned because of setting off the swear filter. Please edit your post/s accordingly and the warning will go away. :) If the swear filter is set off again, the thread will be closed. Just a FYI for anyone who might have forgotten. :)

[Ace McCloud]

=P -don't read this-

sorry i just didnt know that was considered a curse

[Park Kraken]

=P What does this swear warning look like?

[Ace McCloud]

the other word for "ticked off"

[Park Kraken]

Peeved off?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

You coulda just said "aggravated" ;)

[Starr]

Originally posted by Ace McCloud
He like sits there for about 10 seconds playing with them checking for ball cancer and a hernia at the same time or something.

Man....you sure that was a doctor you went and saw???

[Droo]

Of course it was. Doctors do and are allowed to check for those things.

[Silus Xilarian]

10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!

If you arent exaggerating, then you've been officially violated.

Now you can brag to your friends ^_^

[Ace McCloud]

It checks for a hernia, but um, my doctor doesnt do the turn the head and cough. He like sits there for about 10 seconds playing with them checking for ball cancer and a hernia at the same time or something.


read that again, and tell me if it was 10 minutes. :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Originally posted by Ace McCloud
ah it wasnt that bad, I just worked myself up over it.... It checks for a hernia, but um, my doctor doesnt do the turn the head and cough. He like sits there for about 10 minutes playing with them checking for ball cancer and a hernia at the same time or something.


;) IT DOES IT DOES!

:mneh

[Park Kraken]

Originally posted by Ace McCloud
He admitted that he had a Bill Clinton Fantasy

What does that mean?:rollin






j/k ;)

[Ace McCloud]

bah, cheaters!