Have Rifle? Apply Within

[Cassidy Williams]

This is like, one of the worst days in the whole freaking world. Someone up there is out to kill me today. And yesterday.

Yesterday I tried to get a tan, which was a stupid idea on my part because I know that I don’t tan. So now I’m just one big, burned freckle that sizzles every half-hour because of the stupid, smelly spray I have to use on it. And I had to get stitches yesterday after I fell off the sidewalk and cut my leg on a rock at the beach (actually, that was kind of cool; I’ve never had them before.)

I get home last night and my brothers have totally trashed the place. I offered it to them so they could hang out and have a good time with their buddies while they visit here, and they completely screw it. I’m out two hundred bucks for having to get the wall fixed which means I’m not going to have money for my car insurance, which means I’m dead.

This morning Charlie (my pup) got attacked by a big, stupid black lab and I took him to the vet. He got all stitched up but they don’t know if he’s going to make it out okay, and if he does he’ll have severe motor problems. So now he’s all down and out and my other dogs are depressed.

As if this isn’t enough, I’m not going to be able to go back to school and finish my degree this year, which sucks. And my fish Hole died.

Please shoot me. :(

[Ace McCloud]

Hey, I'm so sorry that the last two days have been awful. But those days come, and believe me I know. I could fill up a whole page of days like that. It will all work out in the end just hang in there and keep fighting it.

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock" - Orson Welles

[Charley]

:wave I have a rifle!

O_o er....wait a second....

[Cassidy Williams]

:)



You can start by aiming it at Tennesee and killing my brothers.

[Moltar]

I just turned in my rifle card....

[Charley]

Originally posted by Cassidy Williams
:)



You can start by aiming it at Tennesee

Fixed it for you


"OK!!!!"

[Cassidy Williams]

:lol, I needed that.


...

:|

...

Wait, I'm from Tennessee!

:mad

[Charley]

Do you like the color orange?

[Cassidy Williams]

My kitchen is orange and white.

[Charley]

Die plz.

[Ka' el Darcverse]

Bah should be Orange and Blue

Oskee Wow wow!

[Charley]

Originally posted by Ka' el Darcverse
Bah should be Orange and Blue

Oskee Wow wow!

You too.

[Ka' el Darcverse]

Hey is it our fault that your coach is married and happens to like strippers who stay the night? lol

[Cassidy Williams]

Hey!

:mad

I didn't ask to be from Tennessee! It's not like I had a choice...It just turned out that way.

Besides, orange is a soothing color, in a bright-in-your-face kind of way.

(I tell everyone I'm Sth'African)

[Ka' el Darcverse]

err correction your coach of the month, who is it now btw?

[Charley]

Mike Shula :grumble

Orange is the most annoying color on earth. The only thing a Vol is good for is not getting shot while deer hunting.

[Park Kraken]

I think Yellow is the most annoying color.

[Shandri La]

Yellow makes me look sick. Orange is just a bad colour.

[Morgan Evanar]

I don't understand why you don't make your brothers pay for the damage.

Heaven forbid if my sister were to break something of mine like that.

[Charley]

Yes. Correct answer.

If my sister messed with my stuff, I would definitely get compensated.

[Ace McCloud]

Hay yall, I'm frum Tennessee too...how com yall not like us?</.heavy contry voice>

[imported_Ezra]

does this count??


http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/47962/2.jpg

and yes, thats me firing that Drag. thing kicks like a mule :D

[Dae Jinn]

You wacky yankees with your guns....*hugs* Sorry you had a bad few days, Cass. I hope it gets better for ya.


And if it was my brother wrecking something of mine(or trashing my house >_<), he'd be dead. You can't let them get away with it. Plot some sort of wonderful revenge. :D

[imported_Ezra]

Dae...Im half Brit....so that doesn't make me a full yank....makes me more of a pull or a tug. :D :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*hugs for Cassidy* I too am wondering why they didn't pay for the damage? At least a payment plan? Or are they all broke?

[Pierce Tondry]

I have a big shiny gun.

[Ka' el Darcverse]

Originally posted by Agent Charley
Yes. Correct answer.

If my sister messed with my stuff, I would definitely get compensated.


Must....Resist.... Alabama Family Relations...Comment...

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh you're asking for it

[Cassidy Williams]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
I don't understand why you don't make your brothers pay for the damage.

Heaven forbid if my sister were to break something of mine like that.

And if my sister did that, she would pay for the damage. But these are my brothers. They're three of the most unintelligent beings in the universe. I got the same reply from all of them.

"Kydd, it's your house. You're an adult now, it's your responsibility."

If I want the money I'd have to rob their bank.

[Destiny Stormrider]

Next time you see your bros, punch em for me! That's a lame reply....

[Morgan Evanar]

Originally posted by Cassidy Williams
And if my sister did that, she would pay for the damage. But these are my brothers. They're three of the most unintelligent beings in the universe. I got the same reply from all of them.

"Kydd, it's your house. You're an adult now, it's your responsibility."

If I want the money I'd have to rob their bank. That is a load of crap. Its not your responsibility, they broke it. If I break something, I pay for it.

Tapdancing Zombie Fred Estare! You need to exact an equal amount of damage on an item of theirs and feed them the same line. Utter rot.

[Cassidy Williams]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
That is a load of crap. Its not your responsibility, they broke it.

Even so, I will not get any money from them. Ever.


Tapdancing Zombie Fred Estare! You need to exact an equal amount of damage on an item of theirs and feed them the same line. Utter rot.

Heh. Let me shed some light on my brothers. All of them are unemployed. All of them live at home. All of them took at least five years to complete high school. They have nothing of value to break.

Besides, if I do anything to them I'll have a raging German woman chasing after me.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Oi, this sitiuation reminds me of a bad sitcom.
Except for the puppy, for that is just sad. Hope the little guy gets better.

Well, I don't have a rifle, or a gun of any sort, but I do have a cardboard tube which I have reinforced with a smaller Cardboard Tube by glewing it inside. I use it to beat people.
Just point me in the way of these brothers, and I promise you, I can get them awefully annoyed.

[Charley]

Hello small claims court.

Sorry, if I had bastards for relatives and they did that, I'd take them to court.

[Ka' el Darcverse]

Originally posted by Agent Charley
Sorry, if I had bastards for relatives.

Must resist.... Dueling banjos comment... bastard relatives...

*head explodes*

[Morgan Evanar]

Originally posted by Ka' el Darcverse
Must resist.... Dueling banjos comment... bastard relatives...

*head explodes* Sorry you've got the wrong "A" state. That would be Arkansas.

Nothing quite says confusion like "arrr... this Kansas?"

[Charley]

Originally posted by Ka' el Darcverse
Must resist.... Dueling banjos comment... bastard relatives...

*head explodes*

I'm sending you a package. Plz open it, around all your friends, loved ones, and pets too.

[Ka' el Darcverse]

lol

[Morgan Evanar]

My friend loves orange... cause he goes to UM and is psycho.

[Cassidy Williams]

Orange bothers me not a bit. Only time I got a bit dazed was at pep assemblies. Orange and fight songs just don't do well together.