Anyone aware of Teran Jowas????

[Marcus Telcontar]

He claims to be a member and a Master Jedi of GJO. Anybody aware of hm?????

(Pipe down Xaz, I know you have :p - I'm sorting out that problem now)

[Figrin D'an]

Que?

[Navaria Tarkin]

yeah once again QUE????

[Sage Hazzard]

I don't know, but I saw him in that thread with Xaz'. I actually assumed at the time it was someone helping Xazor out, from here, as a NPC kind of thing. Like maybe he was meant to die on this mission and was just a means to an end kind of thing.

But I assume he isn't, or else someone here would have come forward(wouldn't they?).

[Vega Van-Derveld]

I think his story is he was a Jedi Master on another board or something and he keeps mentioning it although he's lowered himself to Padawan here. Or at least that's how I read it. Could be wrong.

[Sene Unty]

well he isn't calling himself a padawan in the thread that was mentioned.....he is still talking like a Jedi Master....

[Navaria Tarkin]

then he needs a talking too and a fast one at that... to find out what is going on

[Navaria Tarkin]

um ... LINK????

that might help :)

[Sene Unty]

http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=30071

That should be it...

[Navaria Tarkin]

where's the dude's post? I saw no post by that name

[Xazor Elessar]

I made him erase his posts and have them deleated because he was ordering me around as well as others, suggesting to everyone to listen to him.

He was acting arrogant and unlike a Jedi Master. When I confronted him in a PM, he claimed to be a Master on another board and a 'high council member'. I dunno what to make of him, but I wanted him out of my RP before it got really screwed up.

Sorry for messing things up here, I had no idea anyone wanted to read it. :\

[Navaria Tarkin]

well, if we are to smite the bad people I need to see it :p

:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Dont worry Xaz', it's no problem.

* Hugs *

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Xazor Elessar
He was acting arrogant and unlike a Jedi Master. When I confronted him in a PM, he claimed to be a Master on another board and a 'high council member'. I dunno what to make of him, but I wanted him out of my RP before it got really screwed up.


If this is the case, he needs to be told, clearly and concisely, that any rank or standing he's achieved at another RP board means precisely jack squat here. He can be the Ultimate Grand Pubba of Jedi Masters, sanctioned by Lucasfilm itself... it doesn't mean anything in regards to GJO.

If he wants to RP independently of any group, and call himself a master, so be it. He'll either be ignored by us, or smacked down by the RP mods, or both.

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29682

He's in this thread.

[Shanaria Fabool]

I think he also neads a lesson on making his posts READABLE.... Like using paragraphs, and such...

[Navaria Tarkin]

sent and done

[Navaria Tarkin]

that is a minor issue in reality to the serious rank issue but yeah .. ouch to the posts

[Figrin D'an]

His writing skills are certainly less than stellar.


He directly claims in that thread to be a Jedi Master of GJO (post #13, last two lines.)

Staff PM time, definately.

[Navaria Tarkin]

I already did and mentioned all that :p

[Figrin D'an]

:Poke @ Nav


I know, foo... I'm agreeing with you. :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm glad you could work out he wrote that. My head hurt trying to comphrend :x

[Kelt Simoson]

I say send "The Agent"

[Marcus Telcontar]

Nah, it's our problem, lets deal with it ourselves.

[Xazor Elessar]

I sent him that one PM, but he just claimed that I was rude and so forth. :x I can't read his attempts at writing either. :\

[Marcus Telcontar]

I thought he got a whole bunch of words, threw them in the air and posted what landed in the reply box.

[Navaria Tarkin]

:mneh at Fig

I'm nobody's foo foo!

or foofoo for that matter :)

This is not only a GJO matter, it is a board matter too. so I can fufill all the require -positions- on this matter.

as for the agent.. no offense charley chan, but sometimes that isnt alwasy a good idea :)

[Xazor Elessar]

I agree with you there, Mark. I think he probably did the same thing. :lol *let's hope the words add up to make something sensible* :lol

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
:mneh at Fig

I'm nobody's foo foo!

or foofoo for that matter :)



It's okay, Nav. We'll still keep you around. ;)

*gives her a cookie*



If he's rude and stubborn in his reply, just kick his ass. Given that he's already apparently been an jackhole towards Xaz, he's treading in shark-infested waters, IMO.

[Sene Unty]

Screw him......I'd rather read jedi oliver's posts before his....at least his were funny. :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

I'd rather read Jamel's posts over his!


............


On second thought...... :uhoh

[Navaria Tarkin]

I get a cookie? :D

No Jamel - Martial Arts Fisting

[Sene Unty]

Can I share that cookie? I'm kinda hungry.....

[Navaria Tarkin]

my cookie!

[Marcus Telcontar]

* Corks eyes with pleasurement *

[Verse Dawnstrider]

;:Thinks about stealing cookie::

It is a sick sad world when peopel can have fun with a cookie and sex is not involved.

[Navaria Tarkin]

well, you know what you could do with the cooki ....

nm :crack

:: is the nice sweet innocent Jedi ::

[Sene Unty]

riiiigggggggghhhhhhtttttttttttttttt!

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
well, you know what you could do with the cooki ....

nm :crack

:: is the nice sweet innocent Jedi ::



Uh... Nav...

What're you doing with that cookie I gave you... ^_^;

[Xazor Elessar]

Martial Arts Fisting.........oh man, that brings back some memories.

*corks eyes with immense and intense amazement *


*steals cookie and fists it* :eek

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Xazor Elessar
*steals cookie and fists it* :eek



Must... resist... making... inappropriate... comment...


;)

[Sene Unty]

HOW AND THE HELL CAN YOU STOP YOURSELF!!!!! I just hope she didn't mean it that way....

[Pierce Tondry]

Oh, you know she did. ;)

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

:eek I don't get it :huh

[Sene Unty]

*slaps open palm on his forehead*

Oh boy! Well I ain't explaining it!!!

[Figrin D'an]

Hey Pierce... isn't Jax a little young to be allowed in on these conversations?

:p

;)

[Navaria Tarkin]

I wasnt doing anything to the cookie :(

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Xazor Elessar
Martial Arts Fisting.........oh man, that brings back some memories.

*corks eyes with immense and intense amazement *


*steals cookie and fists it* :eek

Thank God she didnt say....



*steals cookie and fists it* :eek


*corks eyes with immense and intense pleasurement *

[Navaria Tarkin]

if you fist the cookie, your probably going to make crumbs anyway.. what a frelling mess :rolleyes

[Marcus Telcontar]

Depends. Do you have someone in clean up afterwards?

[Navaria Tarkin]

dust buster. Could be mutlipurpose to since it .. vibrates.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, I never knew that Dust Busters vibrate.

Never understood why Helen liked hers so much.

[Navaria Tarkin]

and they got good suckage :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

I wouldn't know. Never tried.

I could say what else gives good suckage, but I would die if I did.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
I wouldn't know. Never tried.

I could say what else gives good suckage, but I would die if I did. The thing is, you've already told us enough to know, best get to steppin on buying that cemetary plot.

[Navaria Tarkin]

Wow, how hard is that to figure out :mneh

is it just me, or do me and marcus have the most frelled up convos sometimes

[Pierce Tondry]

OH MY GOD MY VIRGIN EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SICK PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....

You guys wanna IM me? ;)

[Navaria Tarkin]

werent we talking already before this :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Funny, I was thinking this thread was threatening to turn into a Wreckage.

Now, excuse me I best be getting a pick-axe and get digging before Helen gets home. Either that or find a hell of a lot of chocolate and dress as The Nude Ranger for her pleasurement.

[Pierce Tondry]

Beer helps too, Marcus.

Navvy: Why yes, yes we were. *Goes back to that IM window.* ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Beer? Noooooooooo. Creme Liquer. a bottle of that and she willingly sucks.
















Hey, I'm dead anyway, I may as well go for it :D

[Pierce Tondry]

*Spews bagel bits from his mouth and goes into a coughing fit.*

Oh, God, I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna choke on what's left of my dinner. :lol

[James Prent]

>_< MARK!! TMI TMI TMI!!

*runs away screaming from thread*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Choking...? No, only if she doesnt relax her throat muscles first.








Sorry, absolutly could not resist. It was nice knowing you all.

* Not even chocolate's gonna save him now *

[Figrin D'an]

Aww, crap...

I should have never given that cookie to Nav...

>_<


*secretly passes cookie to Nav under table*

[James Prent]

lmao MARK you are a bad, bad man.

[Navaria Tarkin]

:: fists the cookie under the table ::

:mischief

[Marcus Telcontar]

And your calling ME a bad man, Nav?


Where's my video camera?


and where the chocolate cake?

[Camdyn Fields]

Aw! Bad bad naughty Jedi! Damnit, Mark, why did you tell me about this thread!!! :lol

*gives Nav spankin's* Bad girl!

And...the best Jamel thread was the one where I stabbed him in the crotch with my saber as Dae. "My balls! My balls!" :lol

[Figrin D'an]

*sits next to Nav to pass her more cookies*

:mischief

[James Prent]

Augh enough with the fisting!!

*goes to burn out her eyes with a lightsaber*

[Navaria Tarkin]

Fig just wants to help ;)

Dae??? Spankings??? wo0t

[Camdyn Fields]

Well, we could always play twister :mischief

Although, I was thinking, if you played naked twister with Ogre, would he count as "Green"? :lol

[James Prent]

i want a cookie

:(

[Navaria Tarkin]

play twister and get a cookie ;)

Hmm, Ogre being the color............

:: daydreams ::

[Camdyn Fields]

*gives James a cookie*

No fisting it now!

Yeah, Nav, Left Hand, Green ;)

[Figrin D'an]

Does James want a cookie, too?

;)

[Figrin D'an]

Hey, I'm the giver of cookies around here. :mneh

[James Prent]

Fisting is just... a bad idea in general. :p

thanks for the cookie!

:)

[Navaria Tarkin]

What not both hands on green????

Fisting should only be done by professional parties that know what they are doing

end service annoucement :)

[Camdyn Fields]

Now, we play Twister. Who wants to spin the ...spinner? :lol

[James Prent]

Is that what you kids call it these days?

;)

[Pierce Tondry]

This entire thread wreck is a "service announcement". :)

[Figrin D'an]

*brings in batch of "special cookies"*

[Camdyn Fields]

Figlet! Naughty! Go to my room right now! *steals a cookie*

[Marcus Telcontar]

What not both hands on green????

So thhhaaaattttts why he's called Big Green. I get now ;)

[James Prent]

You didn't know that already? :p

Believe me, AAALL the girls know. ;)

[Camdyn Fields]

Gee, I think Dale has a new idea for a fun thread with Oggies now :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Chocolate cake anyone?

[Figrin D'an]

Better be careful with that cookie... it's the Merovingian's recipe that borrowed and adapted.

:mischief

[Camdyn Fields]

Why are you offering cake? What's wrong with it? :lol

[James Prent]

*already ate cookie*

o_O
O_o
^_^
:eek

...I'll be right back..... :mischief

[Camdyn Fields]

*hasn't seen the Matrix* :cry

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by James Prent
*already ate cookie*

o_O
O_o
^_^
:eek

...I'll be right back..... :mischief

Now if Figrin follows her, check for lipstick when he comes back.




Most likely not on his collar

[James Prent]

:rolleyes

Nav, wanna come with me to the restroom? I'm afraid to go by myself now. :uhoh

[Navaria Tarkin]

What are we going to do in the bathroom tho? o_O

And dae, wtf do you mean all the women know :mad

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Now if Figrin follows her, check for lipstick when he comes back.




Most likely not on his collar



:smokin


;)

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by James Prent
You didn't know that already? :p

Believe me, AAALL the girls know. ;) Dale told em? ^_^;

[Marcus Telcontar]

What are we going to do in the bathroom tho?

I dont know, but I hope it involves lots of very loud agreeing with each other

[Navaria Tarkin]

:verymad

[Camdyn Fields]

HEY! James posted that! Not me!!! ^_^;

And I'm sure Dale would brag about her big man :lol

[James Prent]

Yeah, Dale told me that one time in the Ladies Lounge...^_^;

And I just need a hand... I mean...er....n/m! I'll go by myself. :o

[Camdyn Fields]

Come on, we know the guys all compare sizes in the Jedi Locker room :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by James Prent
Yeah, Dale told me that one time in the Ladies Lounge...^_^;

And I just need a hand... I mean...er....n/m! I'll go by myself. :o






Is that a dust buster I can hear starting up?

[Navaria Tarkin]

oh sorry dae :) you are forgiven but not James. she is getting the fisting whether she likes it or not :mad

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Is that a dust buster I can hear starting up?

Amazing how fast those cookies work, huh?

[Camdyn Fields]

it's ok, Daley :)

Nav and James are fisting in the bathroom now??? :x

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
oh sorry dae :) you are forgiven but not James. she is getting the fisting whether she likes it or not :mad


With the size of Ogre's hands, I bet she'll have an experience she'll never forget.

[Navaria Tarkin]

Marcus is smart :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
Marcus is smart :D

Marcus has a filthy mind and a long two handed sword.

[Camdyn Fields]

Is that the naked ranger signal I see in the sky? :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Is that the naked ranger signal I see in the sky? :D


You know... I never considered it before, but my avatar is rather.... suggestive, no?

[Camdyn Fields]

Oh yes, it's such a big...sword. It's kind of dirty though, maybe I should polish it? ;)

[James Prent]

Um no it isn't.

As to being fisted in the bathroom by Nav...

:uhoh Are we talking I'm going to get beat up...or...are we ...er... :o

[Navaria Tarkin]

bend over woman so we can get this over with!!

:: Mistress Nav has been born ::

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Oh yes, it's such a big...sword. It's kind of dirty though, maybe I should polish it? ;)

Are you qualified?


BTw, whats the difference between Love, Lust and Showing off?

A : Spitting, Swallowing and Gargling

[Camdyn Fields]

>_<

I think Mistress Nav needs to teach you some manners. >D

[James Prent]

:cry I think I'm about to be violated... :(

[Camdyn Fields]

I think I need to become a professional sword swallower :mischief

[Navaria Tarkin]

James, all I gotta say is that Sanis wishes he was you right now

:: cracks whip ::

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
I think I need to become a professional sword swallower :mischief I hear there are lots of creds to be made for someone like you doing that, if you do it well. ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by James Prent
:cry I think I'm about to be violated... :(

Cool..... let's watch!

[James Prent]

Yow! Whips hurt. :cry

I'll be goood, I promise. :|

[Camdyn Fields]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
I hear there are lots of creds to be made for someone like you doing that, if you do it well. ;)

Hmmm, then I'll need lots and lots of practice. Any volunteers? ;):lol

[Navaria Tarkin]

You're not suppose to be good ... you're suppose to submit! :mad

:: cracks whip ::

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Hmmm, then I'll need lots and lots of practice. Any volunteers? ;):lol



ZIIIIIIIIPPPP!!!

Nude Ranger at your serivce!





Edit : Wonder if this thread will still be going when I cone back?

Damnit, have to do the banking... just when things were interesting! BRB soon

[James Prent]

*submits submits!!* :eek

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar

Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Hmmm, then I'll need lots and lots of practice. Any volunteers? ;):lol



ZIIIIIIIIPPPP!!!

Nude Ranger at your serivce! Yeah it is best she starts small and works her way up.

[Camdyn Fields]

LMAO!!!

Hmm...do I do more, and face the wrath of an angry she-elf? :mischief

EDIT --- WHOA! naughty Fans.Net! :lol

[Figrin D'an]

*picks up Nav and James, and heads off to private room*

:mischief

[Navaria Tarkin]

:mad

wait ....

:D

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Yeah it is best she starts small and works her way up.



LMAO....

BURN!

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Figrin D'an
LMAO....

BURN! Yep, he gladly jumped right into that line with his pants around his ankles.

[James Prent]

:uhoh *is taken to private room where she will be VERY VERY obedient*

[Camdyn Fields]

they don't call him Master D'an for nothing :p;)

[Morgan Evanar]

Ummm...

Yeah.

I think most of us need to get a signifigant other and spend some quality time.

I also think you girls are kinda kinky. http://panic.hopto.org/misc/emot-monocle.gif

[Camdyn Fields]

Well...DUH!

If we had sigifigant others, would we be spending our nights posting? I doubt it :p

[Morgan Evanar]

Yeah, but an awful lot of us don't.

-spanks Camdyn-

bish, be gud.

[Camdyn Fields]

Oooooooooooooooo Morg! *yum smiley here* ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'll let Helen expound on the size of my sword.

That is, if she dont cut it off after reading this thread :x

[James Prent]

You're doomed.

[Helenias Evenstar]

Beer? Noooooooooo. Creme Liquer. a bottle of that and she willingly sucks.

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU!!


Now, excuse me I best be getting a pick-axe and get digging before Helen gets home. Either that or find a hell of a lot of chocolate and dress as The Nude Ranger for her pleasurement.

Now I understand why there was dinner, candlelight, red wine and nice music when I came home. And cookies. Your not forgiven.

* Whimpers *

Oh god, you dont want to know what he's doing to me under the table. This post is getting fuck it I'm logging ogg

[Kelt Simoson]

o_O

Now thats just plain ass discusting...

[Ka' el Darcverse]

Wow....

Yeah that about sums it up....

I'm going to work now and never checking this thread again

[Lion El' Jonson]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
bend over woman so we can get this over with!!

:: Mistress Nav has been born ::

I've thought of a new rule that this thread inspired:

1.) All SWFans Admin Personnel have been permanently corrupted. Do not try to change them, you'll follow their path to darkness.

Inspired, no? :lol


Originally posted by Helenias Evenstar
Oh god, you dont want to know what he's doing to me under the table. This post is getting fuck it I'm logging ogg

Sounds like she logged off in a hurry...to do something...>D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:cry I can't believe I missed this!!!!

[Lion El' Jonson]

Originally posted by Vega Van Derveld
:cry I can't believe I missed this!!!!

Neither can I...it's like the fisticuffs incident. :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

:( every time there's a fistin or a spankin goin down, I miss out... it's like someone has it in for me :shakefist

[Neyasha]

*:spank Dasquian*

don't want you to feel left out....:evil

*reaches for a whip, and points to CT.*

[Dasquian Belargic]

:mischief chains you say?

[Camdyn Fields]

Stop whining or I'm taking you back to Sorsha and Tirsa! :D

[Neyasha]

*Whips Dasquian*

I didn't say where the chains are too be put inorder to excite me... Did I? :evil

[James Prent]

LMAO Helen... :lol:cry I laughed so hard I cried... :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Stop whining or I'm taking you back to Sorsha and Tirsa! :D

*BEGS* Pleeeeeease do :crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

Whew. I'm alive. Still exhausted, but alive :mischief

[Neyasha]

Have you been castrated though? Helenias said she would Castrate!

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Whew. I'm alive. Still exhausted, but alive :mischief


In the interest of preserving the mental well-being of the board members, as well as your own life, I'm going to request that further detail not be given.


Danke Schön

:)

[Lion El' Jonson]

Too late Figrin, mental well-being went down the drain a loooooong time ago...

During the Navaria posts, I believe. :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

All I'll say is that I'm surprised she managed to type that much. Never realised there was enough room for me under my computer table before.

[Navaria Tarkin]

I was possessed by Dalethria last night I swear :cry

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh rot you were. Even Jedi need to get Laid. Be proud of it girl!

[Navaria Tarkin]

I'm still a virgin!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

You go out with Sanis and your still a virgin.....?

* DOES NOT COMPUTE HEAD EXPLODES *

[TheHolo.Net]

Sanis' head is probably near exploding too. >_<

[Navaria Tarkin]

:(

[Navaria Tarkin]

okay you know why I'm still a virgin? You live inside Dalethria's head for years with all that weird monkey sex between her and Ogre and see how you turn out!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
okay you know why I'm still a virgin? You live inside Dalethria's head for years with all that weird monkey sex between her and Ogre and see how you turn out!


...........


Thanks, i just had lunch :x

[Pierce Tondry]

Navy: At least it wasn't freaky circus sex.

[James Prent]

:lol:lol:lol


Poor Sanis. ;)

[Ryla Relvinian]

Freaky Circus Sex.

Damn, that's a great band name.

BTW, Ryla needs to get some, IC of course. Any takers, boys? :D

[Pierce Tondry]

Ryla, I could use a Jedi Master's experience to help me get my lightsaber working. ;)

I kid. I've actually decided that Pierce should remain single, excepting maybe a one night stand or two. Emotionally, his attitude towards love with another woman is pretty cold.

But if anyone wants to try melting this Sniper Dude's heart of ice, they can certainly give it a _shot_. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

:wave @ Ryla :D [/aaron]

[Ka' el Darcverse]

IC* I'm only 16, but you know they say that's when a Jedi's at his sexual prime.

lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

I would trust him, though. Look at his shifty eyes. He just screams of 'future Dark Lord of the Sith'.

[Kelt Simoson]

Vader has been reserected!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

who said there wasn't freaky circus sex :evil

[Vega Van-Derveld]

circus sex... with midgets and clowns?

[Giddion Horn]

:lol

[TheHolo.Net]

Trapeezes and nets. :D

[Navaria Tarkin]

:x

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Gotcha ;)

[Ryla Relvinian]

Ew! Clowns are evil.

*runs away and hides*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Clowns...? You sick, sick bastards.

[Kelt Simoson]

YUP! Thats her.

[Chaos Alexander]

::Sees Dalethria and freaks out.::

"How did she get in here?!?!?!?!?!"

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

there you are you little SOB :mad

:: kicks Chaos in the stomach and Stone Cold Stuns 'em ::

[James Prent]

lmao!!!