View Full Version : Anyone aware of Teran Jowas????
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 17th, 2003, 08:12:51 PM
He claims to be a member and a Master Jedi of GJO. Anybody aware of hm?????
(Pipe down Xaz, I know you have :p - I'm sorting out that problem now)
Figrin D'an
Jun 17th, 2003, 08:19:08 PM
Que?
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 17th, 2003, 09:46:25 PM
yeah once again QUE????
Sage Hazzard
Jun 18th, 2003, 12:19:46 AM
I don't know, but I saw him in that thread with Xaz'. I actually assumed at the time it was someone helping Xazor out, from here, as a NPC kind of thing. Like maybe he was meant to die on this mission and was just a means to an end kind of thing.
But I assume he isn't, or else someone here would have come forward(wouldn't they?).
Vega Van-Derveld
Jun 18th, 2003, 01:55:35 AM
I think his story is he was a Jedi Master on another board or something and he keeps mentioning it although he's lowered himself to Padawan here. Or at least that's how I read it. Could be wrong.
Sene Unty
Jun 18th, 2003, 07:41:32 AM
well he isn't calling himself a padawan in the thread that was mentioned.....he is still talking like a Jedi Master....
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 08:46:58 AM
then he needs a talking too and a fast one at that... to find out what is going on
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 08:47:13 AM
um ... LINK????
that might help :)
Sene Unty
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:09:04 AM
http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=30071
That should be it...
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:09:54 AM
where's the dude's post? I saw no post by that name
Xazor Elessar
Jun 18th, 2003, 01:10:07 PM
I made him erase his posts and have them deleated because he was ordering me around as well as others, suggesting to everyone to listen to him.
He was acting arrogant and unlike a Jedi Master. When I confronted him in a PM, he claimed to be a Master on another board and a 'high council member'. I dunno what to make of him, but I wanted him out of my RP before it got really screwed up.
Sorry for messing things up here, I had no idea anyone wanted to read it. :\
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 02:47:59 PM
well, if we are to smite the bad people I need to see it :p
:)
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 03:42:31 PM
Dont worry Xaz', it's no problem.
* Hugs *
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 03:47:45 PM
Originally posted by Xazor Elessar
He was acting arrogant and unlike a Jedi Master. When I confronted him in a PM, he claimed to be a Master on another board and a 'high council member'. I dunno what to make of him, but I wanted him out of my RP before it got really screwed up.
If this is the case, he needs to be told, clearly and concisely, that any rank or standing he's achieved at another RP board means precisely jack squat here. He can be the Ultimate Grand Pubba of Jedi Masters, sanctioned by Lucasfilm itself... it doesn't mean anything in regards to GJO.
If he wants to RP independently of any group, and call himself a master, so be it. He'll either be ignored by us, or smacked down by the RP mods, or both.
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 03:53:38 PM
http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29682
He's in this thread.
Shanaria Fabool
Jun 18th, 2003, 03:58:59 PM
I think he also neads a lesson on making his posts READABLE.... Like using paragraphs, and such...
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:01:57 PM
sent and done
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:02:53 PM
that is a minor issue in reality to the serious rank issue but yeah .. ouch to the posts
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:04:55 PM
His writing skills are certainly less than stellar.
He directly claims in that thread to be a Jedi Master of GJO (post #13, last two lines.)
Staff PM time, definately.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:07:52 PM
I already did and mentioned all that :p
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:14:02 PM
:Poke @ Nav
I know, foo... I'm agreeing with you. :p
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:29:52 PM
I'm glad you could work out he wrote that. My head hurt trying to comphrend :x
Kelt Simoson
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:35:07 PM
I say send "The Agent"
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:37:07 PM
Nah, it's our problem, lets deal with it ourselves.
Xazor Elessar
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:38:28 PM
I sent him that one PM, but he just claimed that I was rude and so forth. :x I can't read his attempts at writing either. :\
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:43:56 PM
I thought he got a whole bunch of words, threw them in the air and posted what landed in the reply box.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:45:31 PM
:mneh at Fig
I'm nobody's foo foo!
or foofoo for that matter :)
This is not only a GJO matter, it is a board matter too. so I can fufill all the require -positions- on this matter.
as for the agent.. no offense charley chan, but sometimes that isnt alwasy a good idea :)
Xazor Elessar
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:49:08 PM
I agree with you there, Mark. I think he probably did the same thing. :lol *let's hope the words add up to make something sensible* :lol
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 04:56:35 PM
Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
:mneh at Fig
I'm nobody's foo foo!
or foofoo for that matter :)
It's okay, Nav. We'll still keep you around. ;)
*gives her a cookie*
If he's rude and stubborn in his reply, just kick his ass. Given that he's already apparently been an jackhole towards Xaz, he's treading in shark-infested waters, IMO.
Sene Unty
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:12:30 PM
Screw him......I'd rather read jedi oliver's posts before his....at least his were funny. :lol
Xazor Elessar
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:17:04 PM
I'd rather read Jamel's posts over his!
............
On second thought...... :uhoh
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:21:12 PM
I get a cookie? :D
No Jamel - Martial Arts Fisting
Sene Unty
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:24:39 PM
Can I share that cookie? I'm kinda hungry.....
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:25:05 PM
my cookie!
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:26:02 PM
* Corks eyes with pleasurement *
Verse Dawnstrider
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:35:10 PM
;:Thinks about stealing cookie::
It is a sick sad world when peopel can have fun with a cookie and sex is not involved.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:37:35 PM
well, you know what you could do with the cooki ....
nm :crack
:: is the nice sweet innocent Jedi ::
Sene Unty
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:38:16 PM
riiiigggggggghhhhhhtttttttttttttttt!
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:57:38 PM
Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
well, you know what you could do with the cooki ....
nm :crack
:: is the nice sweet innocent Jedi ::
Uh... Nav...
What're you doing with that cookie I gave you... ^_^;
Xazor Elessar
Jun 18th, 2003, 05:58:04 PM
Martial Arts Fisting.........oh man, that brings back some memories.
*corks eyes with immense and intense amazement *
*steals cookie and fists it* :eek
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 06:10:54 PM
Originally posted by Xazor Elessar
*steals cookie and fists it* :eek
Must... resist... making... inappropriate... comment...
;)
Sene Unty
Jun 18th, 2003, 06:25:17 PM
HOW AND THE HELL CAN YOU STOP YOURSELF!!!!! I just hope she didn't mean it that way....
Pierce Tondry
Jun 18th, 2003, 06:42:06 PM
Oh, you know she did. ;)
Jax Ivanrue Tondry
Jun 18th, 2003, 06:51:28 PM
:eek I don't get it :huh
Sene Unty
Jun 18th, 2003, 06:55:58 PM
*slaps open palm on his forehead*
Oh boy! Well I ain't explaining it!!!
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 07:17:38 PM
Hey Pierce... isn't Jax a little young to be allowed in on these conversations?
:p
;)
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 08:07:55 PM
I wasnt doing anything to the cookie :(
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 08:49:55 PM
Originally posted by Xazor Elessar
Martial Arts Fisting.........oh man, that brings back some memories.
*corks eyes with immense and intense amazement *
*steals cookie and fists it* :eek
Thank God she didnt say....
*steals cookie and fists it* :eek
*corks eyes with immense and intense pleasurement *
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 08:52:50 PM
if you fist the cookie, your probably going to make crumbs anyway.. what a frelling mess :rolleyes
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:01:03 PM
Depends. Do you have someone in clean up afterwards?
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:05:06 PM
dust buster. Could be mutlipurpose to since it .. vibrates.
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:10:42 PM
Well, I never knew that Dust Busters vibrate.
Never understood why Helen liked hers so much.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:19:55 PM
and they got good suckage :D
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:23:11 PM
I wouldn't know. Never tried.
I could say what else gives good suckage, but I would die if I did.
TheHolo.Net
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:25:27 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
I wouldn't know. Never tried.
I could say what else gives good suckage, but I would die if I did. The thing is, you've already told us enough to know, best get to steppin on buying that cemetary plot.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:25:52 PM
Wow, how hard is that to figure out :mneh
is it just me, or do me and marcus have the most frelled up convos sometimes
Pierce Tondry
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:27:24 PM
OH MY GOD MY VIRGIN EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SICK PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....
You guys wanna IM me? ;)
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:28:33 PM
werent we talking already before this :p
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:28:55 PM
Funny, I was thinking this thread was threatening to turn into a Wreckage.
Now, excuse me I best be getting a pick-axe and get digging before Helen gets home. Either that or find a hell of a lot of chocolate and dress as The Nude Ranger for her pleasurement.
Pierce Tondry
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:31:14 PM
Beer helps too, Marcus.
Navvy: Why yes, yes we were. *Goes back to that IM window.* ;)
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:33:10 PM
Beer? Noooooooooo. Creme Liquer. a bottle of that and she willingly sucks.
Hey, I'm dead anyway, I may as well go for it :D
Pierce Tondry
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:35:49 PM
*Spews bagel bits from his mouth and goes into a coughing fit.*
Oh, God, I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna choke on what's left of my dinner. :lol
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:38:39 PM
>_< MARK!! TMI TMI TMI!!
*runs away screaming from thread*
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:46:56 PM
Choking...? No, only if she doesnt relax her throat muscles first.
Sorry, absolutly could not resist. It was nice knowing you all.
* Not even chocolate's gonna save him now *
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:53:53 PM
Aww, crap...
I should have never given that cookie to Nav...
>_<
*secretly passes cookie to Nav under table*
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 09:58:31 PM
lmao MARK you are a bad, bad man.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:02:11 PM
:: fists the cookie under the table ::
:mischief
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:04:02 PM
And your calling ME a bad man, Nav?
Where's my video camera?
and where the chocolate cake?
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:05:24 PM
Aw! Bad bad naughty Jedi! Damnit, Mark, why did you tell me about this thread!!! :lol
*gives Nav spankin's* Bad girl!
And...the best Jamel thread was the one where I stabbed him in the crotch with my saber as Dae. "My balls! My balls!" :lol
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:07:11 PM
*sits next to Nav to pass her more cookies*
:mischief
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:07:58 PM
Augh enough with the fisting!!
*goes to burn out her eyes with a lightsaber*
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:08:49 PM
Fig just wants to help ;)
Dae??? Spankings??? wo0t
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:11:03 PM
Well, we could always play twister :mischief
Although, I was thinking, if you played naked twister with Ogre, would he count as "Green"? :lol
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:11:17 PM
i want a cookie
:(
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:12:00 PM
play twister and get a cookie ;)
Hmm, Ogre being the color............
:: daydreams ::
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:12:14 PM
*gives James a cookie*
No fisting it now!
Yeah, Nav, Left Hand, Green ;)
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:12:17 PM
Does James want a cookie, too?
;)
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:13:24 PM
Hey, I'm the giver of cookies around here. :mneh
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:13:35 PM
Fisting is just... a bad idea in general. :p
thanks for the cookie!
:)
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:14:37 PM
What not both hands on green????
Fisting should only be done by professional parties that know what they are doing
end service annoucement :)
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:14:53 PM
Now, we play Twister. Who wants to spin the ...spinner? :lol
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:15:36 PM
Is that what you kids call it these days?
;)
Pierce Tondry
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:16:46 PM
This entire thread wreck is a "service announcement". :)
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:18:23 PM
*brings in batch of "special cookies"*
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:19:18 PM
Figlet! Naughty! Go to my room right now! *steals a cookie*
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:20:34 PM
What not both hands on green????
So thhhaaaattttts why he's called Big Green. I get now ;)
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:21:26 PM
You didn't know that already? :p
Believe me, AAALL the girls know. ;)
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:22:06 PM
Gee, I think Dale has a new idea for a fun thread with Oggies now :lol
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:22:47 PM
Chocolate cake anyone?
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:23:09 PM
Better be careful with that cookie... it's the Merovingian's recipe that borrowed and adapted.
:mischief
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:24:05 PM
Why are you offering cake? What's wrong with it? :lol
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:25:12 PM
*already ate cookie*
o_O
O_o
^_^
:eek
...I'll be right back..... :mischief
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:27:13 PM
*hasn't seen the Matrix* :cry
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:27:39 PM
Originally posted by James Prent
*already ate cookie*
o_O
O_o
^_^
:eek
...I'll be right back..... :mischief
Now if Figrin follows her, check for lipstick when he comes back.
Most likely not on his collar
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:29:03 PM
:rolleyes
Nav, wanna come with me to the restroom? I'm afraid to go by myself now. :uhoh
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:31:24 PM
What are we going to do in the bathroom tho? o_O
And dae, wtf do you mean all the women know :mad
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:31:56 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Now if Figrin follows her, check for lipstick when he comes back.
Most likely not on his collar
:smokin
;)
TheHolo.Net
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:33:01 PM
Originally posted by James Prent
You didn't know that already? :p
Believe me, AAALL the girls know. ;) Dale told em? ^_^;
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:34:10 PM
What are we going to do in the bathroom tho?
I dont know, but I hope it involves lots of very loud agreeing with each other
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:34:14 PM
:verymad
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:35:07 PM
HEY! James posted that! Not me!!! ^_^;
And I'm sure Dale would brag about her big man :lol
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:35:10 PM
Yeah, Dale told me that one time in the Ladies Lounge...^_^;
And I just need a hand... I mean...er....n/m! I'll go by myself. :o
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:36:32 PM
Come on, we know the guys all compare sizes in the Jedi Locker room :lol
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:36:56 PM
Originally posted by James Prent
Yeah, Dale told me that one time in the Ladies Lounge...^_^;
And I just need a hand... I mean...er....n/m! I'll go by myself. :o
Is that a dust buster I can hear starting up?
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:37:43 PM
oh sorry dae :) you are forgiven but not James. she is getting the fisting whether she likes it or not :mad
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:37:51 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Is that a dust buster I can hear starting up?
Amazing how fast those cookies work, huh?
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:39:09 PM
it's ok, Daley :)
Nav and James are fisting in the bathroom now??? :x
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:39:36 PM
Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
oh sorry dae :) you are forgiven but not James. she is getting the fisting whether she likes it or not :mad
With the size of Ogre's hands, I bet she'll have an experience she'll never forget.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:40:21 PM
Marcus is smart :D
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:42:10 PM
Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
Marcus is smart :D
Marcus has a filthy mind and a long two handed sword.
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:42:56 PM
Is that the naked ranger signal I see in the sky? :D
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:44:10 PM
Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Is that the naked ranger signal I see in the sky? :D
You know... I never considered it before, but my avatar is rather.... suggestive, no?
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:45:31 PM
Oh yes, it's such a big...sword. It's kind of dirty though, maybe I should polish it? ;)
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:46:07 PM
Um no it isn't.
As to being fisted in the bathroom by Nav...
:uhoh Are we talking I'm going to get beat up...or...are we ...er... :o
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:47:52 PM
bend over woman so we can get this over with!!
:: Mistress Nav has been born ::
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:48:54 PM
Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Oh yes, it's such a big...sword. It's kind of dirty though, maybe I should polish it? ;)
Are you qualified?
BTw, whats the difference between Love, Lust and Showing off?
A : Spitting, Swallowing and Gargling
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:49:41 PM
>_<
I think Mistress Nav needs to teach you some manners. >D
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:50:19 PM
:cry I think I'm about to be violated... :(
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:51:05 PM
I think I need to become a professional sword swallower :mischief
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:51:35 PM
James, all I gotta say is that Sanis wishes he was you right now
:: cracks whip ::
TheHolo.Net
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:52:04 PM
Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
I think I need to become a professional sword swallower :mischief I hear there are lots of creds to be made for someone like you doing that, if you do it well. ;)
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:52:24 PM
Originally posted by James Prent
:cry I think I'm about to be violated... :(
Cool..... let's watch!
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:53:50 PM
Yow! Whips hurt. :cry
I'll be goood, I promise. :|
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:54:15 PM
Originally posted by SWFans.Net
I hear there are lots of creds to be made for someone like you doing that, if you do it well. ;)
Hmmm, then I'll need lots and lots of practice. Any volunteers? ;):lol
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:55:39 PM
You're not suppose to be good ... you're suppose to submit! :mad
:: cracks whip ::
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:55:41 PM
Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Hmmm, then I'll need lots and lots of practice. Any volunteers? ;):lol
ZIIIIIIIIPPPP!!!
Nude Ranger at your serivce!
Edit : Wonder if this thread will still be going when I cone back?
Damnit, have to do the banking... just when things were interesting! BRB soon
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:56:26 PM
*submits submits!!* :eek
TheHolo.Net
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:56:54 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Hmmm, then I'll need lots and lots of practice. Any volunteers? ;):lol
ZIIIIIIIIPPPP!!!
Nude Ranger at your serivce! Yeah it is best she starts small and works her way up.
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:57:15 PM
LMAO!!!
Hmm...do I do more, and face the wrath of an angry she-elf? :mischief
EDIT --- WHOA! naughty Fans.Net! :lol
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:57:45 PM
*picks up Nav and James, and heads off to private room*
:mischief
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:58:21 PM
:mad
wait ....
:D
Figrin D'an
Jun 18th, 2003, 10:58:48 PM
Originally posted by SWFans.Net
Yeah it is best she starts small and works her way up.
LMAO....
BURN!
TheHolo.Net
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:02:28 PM
Originally posted by Figrin D'an
LMAO....
BURN! Yep, he gladly jumped right into that line with his pants around his ankles.
James Prent
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:02:54 PM
:uhoh *is taken to private room where she will be VERY VERY obedient*
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:03:46 PM
they don't call him Master D'an for nothing :p;)
Morgan Evanar
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:06:34 PM
Ummm...
Yeah.
I think most of us need to get a signifigant other and spend some quality time.
I also think you girls are kinda kinky. http://panic.hopto.org/misc/emot-monocle.gif
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:10:15 PM
Well...DUH!
If we had sigifigant others, would we be spending our nights posting? I doubt it :p
Morgan Evanar
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:11:55 PM
Yeah, but an awful lot of us don't.
-spanks Camdyn-
bish, be gud.
Camdyn Fields
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:13:19 PM
Oooooooooooooooo Morg! *yum smiley here* ;)
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 18th, 2003, 11:37:30 PM
I'll let Helen expound on the size of my sword.
That is, if she dont cut it off after reading this thread :x
James Prent
Jun 19th, 2003, 12:15:11 AM
You're doomed.
Helenias Evenstar
Jun 19th, 2003, 04:57:05 AM
Beer? Noooooooooo. Creme Liquer. a bottle of that and she willingly sucks.
YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! I'M GOING TO CASTRATE YOU!!
Now, excuse me I best be getting a pick-axe and get digging before Helen gets home. Either that or find a hell of a lot of chocolate and dress as The Nude Ranger for her pleasurement.
Now I understand why there was dinner, candlelight, red wine and nice music when I came home. And cookies. Your not forgiven.
* Whimpers *
Oh god, you dont want to know what he's doing to me under the table. This post is getting fuck it I'm logging ogg
Kelt Simoson
Jun 19th, 2003, 05:57:54 AM
o_O
Now thats just plain ass discusting...
Ka' el Darcverse
Jun 19th, 2003, 06:43:36 AM
Wow....
Yeah that about sums it up....
I'm going to work now and never checking this thread again
Lion El' Jonson
Jun 19th, 2003, 10:27:48 AM
Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
bend over woman so we can get this over with!!
:: Mistress Nav has been born ::
I've thought of a new rule that this thread inspired:
1.) All SWFans Admin Personnel have been permanently corrupted. Do not try to change them, you'll follow their path to darkness.
Inspired, no? :lol
Originally posted by Helenias Evenstar
Oh god, you dont want to know what he's doing to me under the table. This post is getting fuck it I'm logging ogg
Sounds like she logged off in a hurry...to do something...>D
Vega Van-Derveld
Jun 19th, 2003, 10:40:23 AM
:cry I can't believe I missed this!!!!
Lion El' Jonson
Jun 19th, 2003, 10:57:28 AM
Originally posted by Vega Van Derveld
:cry I can't believe I missed this!!!!
Neither can I...it's like the fisticuffs incident. :lol
Dasquian Belargic
Jun 19th, 2003, 11:01:14 AM
:( every time there's a fistin or a spankin goin down, I miss out... it's like someone has it in for me :shakefist
Neyasha
Jun 19th, 2003, 11:45:29 AM
*:spank Dasquian*
don't want you to feel left out....:evil
*reaches for a whip, and points to CT.*
Dasquian Belargic
Jun 19th, 2003, 01:25:49 PM
:mischief chains you say?
Camdyn Fields
Jun 19th, 2003, 01:28:52 PM
Stop whining or I'm taking you back to Sorsha and Tirsa! :D
Neyasha
Jun 19th, 2003, 01:42:45 PM
*Whips Dasquian*
I didn't say where the chains are too be put inorder to excite me... Did I? :evil
James Prent
Jun 19th, 2003, 01:45:28 PM
LMAO Helen... :lol:cry I laughed so hard I cried... :)
Dasquian Belargic
Jun 19th, 2003, 01:48:55 PM
Originally posted by Camdyn Fields
Stop whining or I'm taking you back to Sorsha and Tirsa! :D
*BEGS* Pleeeeeease do :crack
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 19th, 2003, 03:42:33 PM
Whew. I'm alive. Still exhausted, but alive :mischief
Neyasha
Jun 19th, 2003, 03:53:14 PM
Have you been castrated though? Helenias said she would Castrate!
Figrin D'an
Jun 19th, 2003, 04:31:57 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Whew. I'm alive. Still exhausted, but alive :mischief
In the interest of preserving the mental well-being of the board members, as well as your own life, I'm going to request that further detail not be given.
Danke Schön
:)
Lion El' Jonson
Jun 19th, 2003, 07:20:35 PM
Too late Figrin, mental well-being went down the drain a loooooong time ago...
During the Navaria posts, I believe. :lol
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 19th, 2003, 07:46:43 PM
All I'll say is that I'm surprised she managed to type that much. Never realised there was enough room for me under my computer table before.
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:09:07 PM
I was possessed by Dalethria last night I swear :cry
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:20:08 PM
Oh rot you were. Even Jedi need to get Laid. Be proud of it girl!
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:22:01 PM
I'm still a virgin!!!
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:28:40 PM
You go out with Sanis and your still a virgin.....?
* DOES NOT COMPUTE HEAD EXPLODES *
TheHolo.Net
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:29:58 PM
Sanis' head is probably near exploding too. >_<
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:30:32 PM
:(
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:31:13 PM
okay you know why I'm still a virgin? You live inside Dalethria's head for years with all that weird monkey sex between her and Ogre and see how you turn out!
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:34:44 PM
Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
okay you know why I'm still a virgin? You live inside Dalethria's head for years with all that weird monkey sex between her and Ogre and see how you turn out!
...........
Thanks, i just had lunch :x
Pierce Tondry
Jun 19th, 2003, 09:13:11 PM
Navy: At least it wasn't freaky circus sex.
James Prent
Jun 19th, 2003, 10:21:30 PM
:lol:lol:lol
Poor Sanis. ;)
Ryla Relvinian
Jun 20th, 2003, 12:36:12 AM
Freaky Circus Sex.
Damn, that's a great band name.
BTW, Ryla needs to get some, IC of course. Any takers, boys? :D
Pierce Tondry
Jun 20th, 2003, 12:46:15 AM
Ryla, I could use a Jedi Master's experience to help me get my lightsaber working. ;)
I kid. I've actually decided that Pierce should remain single, excepting maybe a one night stand or two. Emotionally, his attitude towards love with another woman is pretty cold.
But if anyone wants to try melting this Sniper Dude's heart of ice, they can certainly give it a _shot_. :)
Dasquian Belargic
Jun 20th, 2003, 03:18:59 AM
:wave @ Ryla :D [/aaron]
Ka' el Darcverse
Jun 20th, 2003, 06:30:59 AM
IC* I'm only 16, but you know they say that's when a Jedi's at his sexual prime.
lol
Dasquian Belargic
Jun 20th, 2003, 07:00:35 AM
I would trust him, though. Look at his shifty eyes. He just screams of 'future Dark Lord of the Sith'.
Kelt Simoson
Jun 20th, 2003, 07:45:29 AM
Vader has been reserected!
Dalethria Mal Pannis
Jun 20th, 2003, 08:37:01 AM
who said there wasn't freaky circus sex :evil
Vega Van-Derveld
Jun 20th, 2003, 08:38:04 AM
circus sex... with midgets and clowns?
Giddion Horn
Jun 20th, 2003, 08:40:11 AM
:lol
TheHolo.Net
Jun 20th, 2003, 08:42:33 AM
Trapeezes and nets. :D
Navaria Tarkin
Jun 20th, 2003, 09:04:01 AM
:x
Vega Van-Derveld
Jun 20th, 2003, 09:23:55 AM
Gotcha ;)
Ryla Relvinian
Jun 20th, 2003, 12:37:23 PM
Ew! Clowns are evil.
*runs away and hides*
Marcus Telcontar
Jun 21st, 2003, 04:25:03 AM
Clowns...? You sick, sick bastards.
Kelt Simoson
Jun 21st, 2003, 06:42:56 PM
YUP! Thats her.
Chaos Alexander
Jun 22nd, 2003, 11:03:11 AM
::Sees Dalethria and freaks out.::
"How did she get in here?!?!?!?!?!"
Dalethria Mal Pannis
Jun 22nd, 2003, 11:19:12 AM
there you are you little SOB :mad
:: kicks Chaos in the stomach and Stone Cold Stuns 'em ::
James Prent
Jun 22nd, 2003, 10:34:36 PM
lmao!!!
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