IC Announcement

[Telan Desaria]

I am just posting this as an IC announcement in the OOC forum because it would be a waste in either of the rping forums. There will be a like one in the Imperial forums, but I wanted it here for all to see.

The System of Corellia, including its component planets of Talus, Trallus, Drall, and Selonia, have come under the Protection of the Imperial Military. In addition, the shipyard complexes which made the system famous across the galaxy as a competitor for KDY and Sienar have also come under Imperial Authority.

The yards will be used exclusively for the betterment and replenishment of the Imperial Navy.

Signing on behalf of the Sith - Lord Dzym

Signing on behalf of the Empire - Grand Admiral Desaria

[Lilaena De'Ville]

ooc: interesting..TSO has sided with the Sovereignty then.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

OOC: Not siding, its more of a mutural pact. Like how different species of animals work together.
Like the cleaner fish on a shark eat the scraps and keeps the creature clean, Telens group will keep our system clean of scum.

[Charley]

That is exactly what constitutes "siding with" another group :rolleyes

[Moltar]

Whats so bad about "siding with"?

Does that mean I can't have a side of beef?

[AmazonBabe]

:: Plunks a HUGE slab of beef on Moltar. ::

:D

[Telan Desaria]

Have all the beef you want, as long as it is IDA approved.

The Imperial Dairy Association - making sure your bull is pure

[Droo]

I always said the Empire was full of bull.

[Dasquian Belargic]

The Imperial Dairy Association - making sure your bull is pure

*chuckle* :)

EDIT - looks like me and Dru had the same line of thought there :mneh

[Droo]

Well you know what they say about Great Minds and thinking alike, Das. :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

Indeedy, especially when it comes to the Imperial's pure, unadulterated bull :D

[Telan Desaria]

Friends, Rump wrappers, bull shippers - lend me your steers.

[Droo]

That was dreadful! >_<

[Marcus Telcontar]

IC : * Yawn *

:p

[Figrin D'an]

Yeah, it was dreadful, but it was still more funny than 90% of the groan-wrenching jokes that Fett comes up with.

:p

[Telan Desaria]

Thank you...I think.

BTW - This means that the Empire has ICly the production base for capital ships it had lacked during the Fragmentation. We are now more powerful than we were. Gloria Imperium

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Yay for the Sovereignty!

Now, I must see how to use this to my advantage. >D

[Droo]

I wouldn't say it was any funnier than any of Fett's stuff. In fact I'd say that was definately a Fettism. :)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I give it a Grade A Stamp of Approval.

[Aegis Du' Caat]

Another pun like that and I'm defecting...

:)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Or defecating.

[AmazonBabe]

EW!! >_<

I'm sorry Das... but you deserve the hammer for that.

:: :headbash Das ::

:x

[Telan Desaria]

Humor is not my bag. Perhaps I should keep to my own castle.

(Another medieval pun)

[Neyasha]

So Telan.... What/who is your bag?

[Telan Desaria]

War, tactics, writing romantic short stories and far-too-involved historical fiction...

I was born without a sense of humor. The one I have now was revived from a dead mime and grafted to my psyche during my last trip to Paris.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Well, at least you have the humor timing down.

My mind works so fast I make the joke before it has any laugh value...

[Telan Desaria]

I compliment you perfectly, Dzym. We're an au pair folles.

sps - expect a PM from me shortly (Monday - I am off for the weekend!)