the galatic bar

[jedi oliver]

someone has maybe done this before i dont know but im new so ill give this a try this is a bar u order drinks u fight anything goes im a bounty hunter so if you attack me i will move out of the way and kill you and you can not come in agen plz enjoy the bar drinks are free :D

[Charley]

A suited man rises up from behind the bar.

"Good evening. Might I interest you in a cool and refreshing beverage?"

[jedi oliver]

I get Agent Charley and myself a cold beer."so you from around here"

[Charley]

Charley smiles a thin, polite smile.

"Oh, here and there. You might say I...get around."

Taking a sip of his beer, Charley sets it aside.

"I couldn't help but notice...but you aren't from around here, are you?"

[Rage]

Rage walks into the building, quickly scanning the room. She shrugs and makes her way to the bar. She pulls a few credits out, laying them on the cool surface of the bar.

"Whiskey, please." She orders, taking residence on the empty stool next to her.

[Charley]

"Excuse me for one moment."

Charley moves over to the newcomer, and eases her up from her barstool. He returns the credits to her, and escorts her to the front of the building.

"I'm terribly sorry, but the bar is closed. Come back at another time."

[jedi oliver]

What are you going with a customer.

[Charley]

Charley turns to Oliver.

"Mister Oliver, I suggest that you enjoy your beer and do not worry yourself with irrelevant details. I value my privacy when it comes to business."

[jedi oliver]

Ok what would u like to discuss with me.

[Charley]

"Why are you here?"

Charley returned to his beer, awaiting an answer.

[jedi oliver]

No im not from around here.

[Charley]

Charley's smile faded a bit.

"Yes, of course. That in itself is obvious, but the question still remains. What brings you to this place?"

[jedi oliver]

Ive come here to make friends and run my bar.

[Charley]

"Ah. I see. Those are good plans."

Charley leans back in his seat, and takes another drink.

"But."

He sets his drink down on the bar again, the glass-on-wood timbre echoing his more somber tone of voice.

"The road to Hell is all too often paved with good intentions."

[jedi oliver]

What do you mean bu that? and what do you want with me?

[Charley]

"I'm here to offer you a way, Mr. Oliver."

Charley reached into the inner pocket of his suit, and retrieved an <a href=http://www.swforums.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=22>envelope</a>. He then slid the envelope along the bar until it was in front of Oliver.

"I'm here to offer you...a second chance, at finding all these things that you intend to find."

[jedi oliver]

What is this and why u giveing it to me?

[Charley]

"Why?"

Charley finished the last bit of his beer, and set it aside as he leaned forward.

"Why, indeed."

He reached up, and removed his sunglasses, putting them to one side.

"I...hate...this place. This bar, this farce, this disjointed microcosm of the status quo, its infuriatingly disjunct.

Its the rules...if there are such things here."

Charley glanced around the room, a frown on his face.

[jedi oliver]

What rules.

[Charley]

"Exactly."

Rising to his feet, Charley put his sunglasses back on.

"What would happen, Mister Oliver, if I took my left foot, and kicked the right side of your face?"

[jedi oliver]

MY face would hurt.

[Charley]

"Fascinating."

Charley does just that, and sends Oliver sprawling over the bar.

[jedi oliver]

What was that for.

[Charley]

"That..."

Charley cracked his knuckles.

"...is the price of nonconformity, Mr. Oliver. Your noncompliance or possibly your ignorance to the system, and how the system works."

[jedi oliver]

What the hell have i done wrong plz tell me

[Charley]

"I have already given you the answer."

Charley paced around, knocking bottles off the shelves as he went.

"You simply have not taken it."

He paused, and turned to the angry man.

"Of course, maybe none of this matters at all, and the only way to properly express your difference in opinion is to fight me, but then again...perhaps not."

He resumed knocking bottles off the shelves.

"They are your choices, Mr. Oliver, and your choices alone. I only arrange the possibilities in front of you."

[jedi oliver]

What the hell u on i dont know what your on about at all and what the hell do you have agaiest my bar is a bar aginest the rules or summat

[Charley]

"I thought that if I attacked you, that you would move out of the way, and kill me."

With a feigned look of suprise, Charley continued.

"Is that no longer true?"

[jedi oliver]

Ichoose not to now what do you want.

[Charley]

"No, no, no, no."

Charley grabbed Oliver by the collar, head-butted him a few times, and threw him at the wall across the room. Oliver hit with a crash, leaving a slight imprint in the wall of where he impacted.

"You aren't even trying, now. I'm disappointed, Mr. Oliver."

[jedi oliver]

I get you charge u into the wall 1 2 3 punchs to the face kicking your legs youve fallen to the floor but i kick kicking 1 2 3 agen and agen i choke a few glass bottles at you then i pull my gun out from behind the bar and shot at both your legs and your arms you totally helpless you cant move i choke you outside in the gutter where you belong.

[jedi oliver]

Now hes gone where open for business come in thanks to agent charley u have to pay for drinks to make up for the damage costs but i can assure you you wont see him not since he cant walk or move his hands.

[Charley]

When Oliver returns to the bar, he is greeted by the sight of seeing Charley sitting at a table.

"That's the spirit!"

Another, identical voice could be heard from behind him.

"Let it all out!"

Oliver turned to see Charley again...or the one that he had beaten on just recently. He hobbled about for a bit, until the flesh and bones of his arms and legs knit back together. Even the fabric of his suit returned to pristine shape, so that it seemed that he had been unharmed. Charley dusted the dirt off his suit, and looked at Oliver's suprised face.

"Oh...I wasn't quite as hurt as I made out to be."

The other Charley reached into his pocket, and pulled out a pager. He paused for a moment to enter in a pair of text messages:

<font size=-3><font color=009900>Agent Charley:> IDKFA
Agent Charley:> IDDQD</font></font>

That deed done, the second Charley stood from his seat, and both approached Oliver from opposite directions. One Charley looked to the other.

"Looking good." :cool

The other Charley smiled and nodded.

"Why, thank you." :cool "You don't look so bad, yourself."

[jedi oliver]

I run up to the agents and constatly keep hitting them plz leave me alone go away i aint do nuffin to you.

[Charley]

One Charley kicked a nearby chair, which flew upward and exploded against Oliver's face, knocking him back, where the other Charley was waiting to put him in a full nelson. He cocked his head to the side, and whispered.

"Have you read your FAQ today?"

The other Charley ran into a sprint, and caught a pole as he jumped, spinning around it with such force that when he released, he was propelled through the air at Oliver's chest. At the last moment, the Charley holding Oliver released the full nelson, and dropped to his knees, allowing the other Charley's feet to catch Oliver squarely in the chest, sending the man bowling over the Charley who was crouched behind him.

"You know what they say...a FAQ a day keeps Charley away!"

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Jedi Oliver:

As a member of the moderation staff here at Swfans.net Forums, I must respectfully require to you refrain from further posting in the RPing forums until you have thoroughly read out FAQs.

FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions. In these you will find the answers to the questions you forgot to ask. Agent Charley is humorously trying to point out the FAQ to you, if only to save you from further confusion when the RPers of this board try to run you out on a rail.

Please do not Godmode. God moding is when your character does something that is normally deemed impossible, and can include everything from flying, to killing people in one post, to coming to the boards and claiming to be THE BEST EVAR JEDI MASTER U GUYZ SUX0RS!

Complete sentances and proper capitalization and punctuation are a plus, but not required. However, if people cannot read your posts, they will not be able to respond properly.

All in all, welcome to Swfans. I hope that you will enjoy your time here, and that you can become a contributing member to our roleplay. However, DO read the FAQ before posting anymore. If you have questions, ask someone. Contact info is in the profile of many of our posters.

Also, lurk and read some of our other threads. Try and get a feel for what is going on here, and then you will better be able to understand how you can fit in here.

Thank you, and have a nice day. This topic is closed, all further comments and questions should be voiced in the OOC forum.