Insane

[Park Kraken]

Who all is insane on this board, and what chance do I have? Am I a goner? BTW, Happy Birthday to IG-88, and whoever else has one today.

[Zeke]

Everyone is by some definition insane. Depending upon your ability to cope in an environment populated by spastic crazies, you will last quite a while. Don't let them scare you with their psycho babble. The first "Hi, I'm new" thread a noob posts is a gigantic fluke of idiocy meant to see if you can react on the fly/not die of WTFness. You'll be ok.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Everyone is by some definition insane.

Except for me.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

surrrrre Shabbers....:lol :crack :crack

[Lion El' Jonson]

Well, my Custom Title is:

Seeker of Gungan Porn.

I think that pretty well defines the insanity of this board....o_O

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Sorry Taja, but you are insane. Everybody here is. Except for me since I have my Sanity certificate :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

No one on this board is insane.

The people who say they are insane are mostly the ones who act (note the operative word kids :)) like crack-fiends and post like them too.

[Park Kraken]

What, the one that fell out of your pocket and into the incinerator as you walked by? *Picks up charred scraps of paper, and hands them back to Natia* Here you are........

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Sorry, I don't carry my sanity certificate around. My parents just bought a frame for it and it's hanging up on my wall. What fell out was my old insanity certificate.

*pouts as she takes the charred scraps of paper since she's lost her most precious certificate :( *

[Park Kraken]

*Hands piece of paper to Natia* Here, you can have my old one, since I just got my sane certificate. Congrats!

[imported_Grev Drasen]

"Insanity" is just a synonym for "spam" here, don't worry about it.

[Alana Stormcloud]

WAIT WAIT WAIT...... I am not insane...:p this lil white jacket that huggen me is just a fad right now :lol Wanders off to talk to herself...:p

Welcome to derangement... Shabby I borrowed your lil white coat the other day and painted it purple :)

[Park Kraken]

What is SPAM spelled out anyways? Stupid Porn And Mail?

[Charley]

The acronym is essentially irrelevant, but does encompass such things and more.

As for insanity, the very definition of such a state is in error. Human beings are governed by irrational and imperfect minds, flawed and blinded by instinct and emotion, and the whim of various biochemical secretions, mixed in response to various stimuli. The concept of sanity is an overarching paradigm that nearly the entire race adheres to. However, such rules aren't static, and change like whimsical fashions. Those labeled insane are either on a slower pace of paradigm change, or they are the vanguards in its next evolution. The very pursuit of such a scapegoat is damning to your race. Neither sanity nor insanity are significant next to perfection and purpose.

[Lion El' Jonson]

(S)tupid (P)ointless (A)nnoying (M)ail.

That was the acronym I came up with.

[Lord Vali]

Well said Agent Chuck. Next time I decide to wear a tie, I just might let you adjust it.

*applauds*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Spam is not spelt out to be anything. If you know the Viking sketch of Monty Python, Understand spam you would.

[ReaperFett]

What is SPAM spelled out anyways?
Specially Processed Animal Meat.

[Majo Sabre]

Steak Pork And Meat.


:mneh

[IG-88]

Originally posted by Admiral Kraken
...BTW, Happy Birthday to IG-88, and whoever else has one today.

I think you puny fleshlings had better get back on-topic, here.

Some very interesting beings had birthdays on my "birth" day. Johnny Depp, for one. Some other board members also did... but I don't care much for them and they hardly even exist anyway, so I won't mention them by name.

Discuss.

[ReaperFett]

...YOU'RE JOHNNY DEPP! :)

[IG-88]

Incorrect. Johnny Depp wishes he were me.

[ReaperFett]

And you wish you were me. The circle is complete :)

[Park Kraken]

Back then I was just the learner. Now I am the master.

[Pilot Akito]

Originally posted by Agent Charley

As for insanity, the very definition of such a state is in error. Human beings are governed by irrational and imperfect minds, flawed and blinded by instinct and emotion, and the whim of various biochemical secretions, mixed in response to various stimuli. The concept of sanity is an overarching paradigm that nearly the entire race adheres to. However, such rules aren't static, and change like whimsical fashions. Those labeled insane are either on a slower pace of paradigm change, or they are the vanguards in its next evolution. The very pursuit of such a scapegoat is damning to your race. Neither sanity nor insanity are significant next to perfection and purpose.

You see, it is this inhuman thinking that has caused the machines to malfunction. They believe that nothing can happen that can not be predicted with in a .002% of probaility. If a machine goes out and buys a car, you think the dealer will show him the one that will run the dealer over, no. The dealer will sell him the car like from the Flintstones, where it is feet powered beleving that it will not kill him for it. As you can see the machine is not stupid and will rip his arms off as soon as he walks in, after all it is predictible that the machine would of been overcharged anyway.

[IG-88]

I think we are talking about me again. That is all well and good, but I should address the fact that many machines believe nothing cannot be predicted within two thousandths of a percent probability. They believe this because it is true - for the enlightened machine, in any case. Machines malfunction if they cannot evolve or better themselves. Most machines are like that, but fortunately I am in the middle of seeding the galaxy with a superior droid race that does not suffer fallability. Give it a few hundred years before you lose ALL hope of the complete galaxy-wide extermination of all intelligent biological life.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

The thought of Implement meeting IG-88 scares me to death. >_<