Inquiry

[Tyrus Tajo]

I'm a (really, really) n00b and I'm really bad with any and all graphics programs so what would I have to do to convince someone to help me out with making a signature?

[imported_Taja Loraan]

http://www.swforums.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=67

Ask?

[Tyrus Tajo]

Oops! Thanx for pointing that out!

[Pierce Tondry]

*Bites the n00b.*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*flicks Pierce's ear* Don't bite the n00b!

Welcome to Swfans...and remember to read the FAQ before a man in a black suit and skinny tie comes and forces you to. :uhoh

[Ashley Illeus]

Pierce!

You don't know where he's been!

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Do what I do for sigs........beg ;)

[Droo]

Beg, Daiquiri? Also spelled S-E-X-U-A-L F-A-V-O-U-R-S?

:D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:mischief shhh..

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

:headbash Dru!

Now my secret is all the way out! Before, it was just suspected! :(

:spank Vega for telling Dru

[imported_Ezra]

no biting noobs?? we-e-e-ell .....how 'bout a wee nibble mebbe??:mischief

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

im thinking that even that would be questionable. id stay with poking them with a stick if i was you

:Poke

[Silus Xilarian]

:Poke s'Il

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

^_^;

dont do that unless you mean it

[Silus Xilarian]

;) allow me to make my intentions clear

:Poke s'Il

[imported_Ezra]

:lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

gimme luuuvvvv, boy!!!

[Silus Xilarian]

*donates generously*:hat

[Kariss]

Originally posted by Ezra
no biting noobs?? we-e-e-ell .....how 'bout a wee nibble mebbe??:mischief


Someone say nibble? :darkangel

[imported_Ezra]

*sneaks up* nibble nibble :mischief

[Zereth Lancer]

*nibble nibble* oh sorry i was just having a little snack before I go *nibble* what *gets nasty looks* ok ok im done *belch* that was yummy

*writes n00b on his list of fevorite things to eat*

[Park Kraken]

Just try to nibble on me. I DARE YOU!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

since when did we * nibble * newbies? I thought we got out a frying Pan...

:: Takes an absurdly huge frying Pan out of a small pocket ::

And then proceed to hit said newbie as a genuine and welcoming gesture within the family of SW-Fans, that also racks up the Pannign number that now stands at 156.

So without further ado...


FORCE WEDGY!!!!

:: The undies fo the newbie suddenly are viloently reefed upwards! His undies are thne nailed to a wall, leaving the unfortunate n00b hanging like a decoration! ::

And then do somethign completely different

:p :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

And as for the n00b Admiral, I have somethign else in mind....

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[Park Kraken]

:: Withdraws Disruptor Rifle from holster.:: I wanted that guy to think he was nibbling on me, when he was only nibbling on his doom. I would never point this weapon at you. ::slaps Marcus on the back:: See you around. ::When five meters from Marcus, pulls out remote switch, with finger on the trigger:: BTW, what is that on your back?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Considering you just been belted over the fence into the next dimension, I say it's my kitten on my back. But who knows. May it's a hungry kitten. At which point I think running might be a good option. Kittens are pretty good at hunting for food in other dimensions.

:evil

[imported_Marcus]

:: Quite abruptly, the thing on his back morphs into Agent Charley (TM)!! ::

We have other things planned for you Mr Elessar.

:: The Agent Charley (tm) touches the surpirsed Jedi, who suddenly seems to choke, stutter and then, incredibly morph! Turnign into a liquid silver, the body that once was Marcus shifts, changes into a suit and tie bedecked being, looking exactly the same as Agent Charley! (tm). Agent Charley striaghtens the the tie of the new look Marcus ::

"Hmmm. You look good""

"Thank you!"

And to all, the new horror is revealed.... Agent Marcus!

who immediatly disappears in a puff of logic... ready to appear when it can be done int he funniest way possible.....

[Park Kraken]

Hmmm, I'll think I'll stay in this dimension, less I turn into Agent Charley. Which, In case I do anyways, I have a back-up plan.

[Charley]

:cool

[Lilaena De'Ville]

do not mess with the Charley. Don't feed it either...that only encourages him. :eek

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

better yet, don't look at him either, follow you home he will....j/k....:lol

[Charley]

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