Heya All

[Adriana Nakita]

Hey you guys, my name's Amanda and I'm just saying Hi. This board is very interesting and I'm looking foward to RPing here. It should be fun.

[Daniella Manaachia]

:wave

It's sad how people don't realize just how nuts this place is until it's too late...

But welcome :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Dr Jekyll at your service, ma'am *tips hat* >D

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Welcome, welcome to the house of insanity.

On your left are rooms for the violent. On the right are the rooms for those that bite. Be careful of those. Straight ahead are the double doors leading to the 'quiet' area. If you are not violent or bite, then that is where you will get to stay.

If a door says do not enter, enter. If there is no sign on the door, stay away.


In other words, welcome.

[Adriana Nakita]

Thanks! Natia, thanks for the info, I'll keep it in mind
And if ya'll let me, I might add to the insanity. ;)

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

*tackle hugs Amanda*

Good to see you again girlie. And of course we'll let you add to the insanity.

[Ashley Illeus]

*a white wolf/dog with a red mane trots over to Amanda*


Woof.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

*eyes wolf*

:mad

[Ashley Illeus]

Woof?

*looks more like a dog w/a mane than wolf*

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Dogs don't say woof.

*waits for someone to chime in with Discworld reference*

[Ashley Illeus]

:lol

I've read Discworld, never seen that ref...Unless it was the talking dog.....

*whistles*

And I have an image of THIS*points to image of character* Dog saying 'Woof'.

[Charley]

Hooray for Gaspode.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Eat her :D

[Skallos]

hello new wofl typee.

some of us bite, some of us dont, and some of us will if you ask nicely.

*flogs the dead donkey of the biting jokes one last time*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Woof...feed me...thats right...wagwag and all that...

Gaspode rawks!

Hi Amanda! Welcome to Swfans! If you need anything let me know. :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

anything at all, right ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Well...nearly anything at all. :uhoh

[Charley]

By the way....read the FAQ now. If I have to take time out of my busy schedule to clean up after you n00bs again, I'll use my voodoo doll and give you crotch-rot.

[Marcus Telcontar]

If there is no sign on the door, stay away.

That'll be my room. My pan is worse than my bite.

[Rognan Dar]

Oh, and stay for away from Marcus here. His statment is SO true. :)

Btw, Welcome to the forums. Dont lisen to all these other nut jobs. Stick with me, and everything will be fine. Hey, will your at it, come over for dinner. :evil >D

[imported_Taja Loraan]

I like watermelon.

... :: burp ::

[Sameer Aryan]

Welcome to the boards. These people may be insane, but they're right: beware of everything down here!

[Moltar]

Uh-oh...

[Pierce Tondry]

*Eyes n00b with a hungry look.*

Too bad I just had a bite...

[Adriana Nakita]

Oh my, well I'll be careful. :lol Thanks for all the warnings.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

No watermelon? :( All n00b-type people are expected to bring watermelon. It's a rule.

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Oops, forgot to mention that particular rule.

*tosses Taja a watermelon so she will not bug Amanda*

Don't mind Taja, she's just one of the nut jobs here. Mind you, so am I. And Marcus, he's kinda crazy and wacked out, but if you're nice to him and not call him gramps, he's fine.

Isn't that right Gramps??

Hope you have fun Amanda.

[Kyle Krogen]

Welcome to the board, you most remember one thing and its........

IM THE MOST INSANE PERSON ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!! well exept for marcus *hopes he dosnt get panned*

AND I LIKE BEING INSANE *runs in circles while screaming* IM INSANE, IM INSANE, IM INSANE, IM INSANE......

[Destiny Stormrider]

*takes Kyle's hand and stamps it "Insane" *

Now that I think of it, a knife would've been better. It's permanent! :wave to the newcomer

[Adriana Nakita]

OKies, so many things to remember brain overload! Ahhhh!:x

[Rognan Dar]

*Slaps kyle on the side of the head. HARD!*

Dont worry about him, he just hasn't take his medicine yet. And he's NOT insane...just mad...or crazy...or anything else like that. :)

If you think this is a overload...just wait untill you need to start remembering people and....stuff. :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Oh one thing also - we have a thread called the "character database" in OOC. All RPers (or most of them) have their character pics listed so we don't have any repeats.

That being said, Electra from Daredevil is used by Neyasha (I can't spell her name).... So you'll need to find another pic to use for your character. :D If you want to try and convince the RPer using Electra to give her up, you'll have to PM her. :)

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hidey ho. Or something like that. I suppose all the preliminary warnings have been made. So, I'll just say hi. Uh...yeah. So, umm...hi... *scurries off in embarassment.*

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
That being said, Electra from Daredevil is used by Neyasha (I can't spell her name).... So you'll need to find another pic to use for your character.

I dunno that Adriana's using Electra, LD. Maybe the same actress, but I dunno that it's actually the Electra version. Neyasha's Electra avatar is so ungodly butch, while the noob's av is pretty sexy. Even if it is the same, there's enough difference that I don't notice it as being the same.

[Marcus Telcontar]

WATERMELON?

FORCE WATERMELON LAUNCHER!!!!

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

Zeke...she posted her sig. Didn't you see it?

*slaps Zeke with a slightly thawed frozen trout*

[Zeke]

Sig, Av, makes little difference. I still stand by my previous opinion.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Fish slappers! Oh! They forgot to warn you about the FORCE WATERMELON LAUNCHER!

[Adriana Nakita]

So, if they look different I'm good? I mean, if I have to find a differ person that's kewl, whateva...

[Zeke]

Just because its the same actress/actor doesn't mean they'll always look the same. Costumes/make up can be a huge difference. At anyrate, I can't tell if they're the same or not, so stick with it unless Neyasha calls you on it. At which point you'll need to compromise with her about keeping it or changing.

[Neyasha]

Originally posted by Zeke
Neyasha's Electra avatar is so ungodly butch, while the noob's av is pretty sexy.

Ohh THANKS Zeke!! :p I like your Avatar too!!

[Adriana Nakita]

Oh yah, and thanks for the compliment on my sig, I do try. ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Zeke you are totally missing the point and undermining what I was trying to say.

I said "Electra" is taken. I asked the two ladies to work it out amongst themselves. Plz stop stirring of pot! Of course they could decide to use the same actress but different looking pics. But as it is, they're both using Jennifer Garner as Electra from Daredevil, and as such are identical twins.

*exasperated sigh*

[Adriana Nakita]

Well, the sig is Electra (or however you spell it) the ava. is just a pic I found of her on a website, I don't know where exactly it's from, and I am talking to Neyasha about things now...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Thank you Adriana. :)

You get a hug!

*HUGS*

[Adriana Nakita]

*hugs back* no problem... I guess... LoL~:lol
Anyway... yah... so, are there any other rules I should know about before I go off and break them?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

There is no spoon.

[Adriana Nakita]

LoL~ that's great, I love those movies... anyway, seriously, is there like a rule thread or forum anywhere?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

<a href=http://www.swforums.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=22>F.A.Q.</a>

[Silus Xilarian]

Just a quick note to Zeke...

Using a character pic someone else is using, with full knowledge they were using it first, is bad practice. Its pretty obvious that there's a chance that person will never see the character. Waiting for them to call you on it can easily be construed as underhanded by other RPers.

[Adriana Nakita]

Thanks, anyway, we talked about it. Got something worked out. So, we're kewl. Thanks for giving me the heads up about the sig char thingy.

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Oh, forgot to warn you, the Elessars, namely Marcus, like to do FORCE moves on ppl in OOC. I'm fairly new to the Elessar clan so I have yet to get my move organized, but Marcus likes his pans.

[Sene Unty]

Welcome.

That's all.

[Adriana Nakita]

Thanks very much.

[imported_Blade Ice]

Beware of a guy named Blade Ice. He is a strange one and he scares the heck out of me. Thats all the advise i have to give, welcome to the boards.

[Adriana Nakita]

Thanks, don't worry... I'll be on the look out!;)

[Chelsea La]

Oh, and try not to get any twins mixed up. I know that there are at least two sets of twins (IC) on this board.

[Adriana Nakita]

The hot Legolas people, I saw there chars like the first time I looked around... very hot... Legolas is my fav.... who else is there?

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Chelsea and Shandri La
Aaron and Dasquian Belargic (Legolas)

If there are more, I haven't come across them.

[Adriana Nakita]

you're chars... okies, and I'm sorry... I just have a thing for Legolas, if ya can't tell....

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Dasquian from my understanding is engaged. Aaron is single, but I don't know for how long. Dasquian, Aaron, and Shandri are in the GJO. Chelsea is busy pretending to be Shandri. And Chelsea and Shandri are my characters.

[Adriana Nakita]

I see, LoL~ being a twin must be rather entertaining at tilmes....

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

You better believe it is. I'm having a blast playing a set of twins.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Did someone...

[Aaron Belargic]

...mention us? :)

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

You bet someone die. Well, a couple of someone's actually.

[Aaron Belargic]

Aaron is single, but I don't know for how long.

:mischief

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

That is if I'm able to keep my info correct.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*steals Aaron* :angel

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

*steals Aaron fro LD and gives him to the La twins*

[Dasquian Belargic]

How come no one steals me? :mad

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Cause Xaz would hurt us if we stole you. And also, your engaged.

[Aaron Belargic]

:mneh's @ Dasquian

:hat

[Faith Lerf]

*pouces Natia* whatcha think? *sighs* so, how single are you? tehehe, j/k!

[Charley]

Could your signature be any taller? If I dropped a penny off the top of it, it would kill a man.

[Adriana Nakita]

geez, sorry... I'll change it, that was me if ya couldn't tell...

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Originally posted by Natia Elessar
Aaron is single, but I don't know for how long.

NO HE jISSS NOT! :mad

[Aaron Belargic]

:uhoh!!!

[Charley]

There is no set rule on sig proportions, but a good rule of thumb is to have a sig that is wider than it is tall, but not so wide as to stretch the tables. The only set rule is that the filesize is less than 30k. I'm just commenting on general aesthetics, and I have a tendency to be frank.

[Adriana Nakita]

I'll trim it down, don't worry... anyway... sorry... I guess you're not single... geez...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Charley - shame on you.

The sig is fine, Adriana. Don't mind him, he took his grumpy pills this morning. I have a character with a sig just as tall as that is.

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, nice sig, niiiiiiiiiice sig :)

[Charley]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Charley - shame on you.

The sig is fine, Adriana. Don't mind him, he took his grumpy pills this morning. I have a character with a sig just as tall as that is.

Yes and my scrolling finger still has cramps. Just personal preference I suppose.

[James Prent]

:mneh you're a meanie head!

*runs away quickly!! :eek*

[ReaperFett]

He's a many meanie head :)

[Park Kraken]

Where do I fit into this?

[Adriana Nakita]

I do think it's a lil big, and I probably will trim it down, just don't think it has anything to do with you scarey Agent man! =op!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

He will. It'll go to his head and he'll go on an 'ordering around' rampage as his ego swells. ;)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

must not say it! :lol

[Charley]

:grumble

[Park Kraken]

What must be happening is that each time Agent Charley absorbs a new person, his ego is doubled.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*bites lip* reallly must not say it!

[Park Kraken]

Come On, we all know you're going to say it. Otherwise, why the charade?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

actually only one person can get me to say it, otherwise I do not........:rolleyes :lol

[Park Kraken]

You dare defy me?!? :mad
Come on out, oh one person, and make her speak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or I will go insane!!! :crack :crack :crack :crack :crack

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol he can't right now, he's away but not saying it here.....

[Brask]

Salutations
Greetings
Welcome
You honour us with your presence
May you prsoper here

errr

HI!

[Adriana Nakita]

Thanks, and Hi! LoL~

[Helenias Evenstar]

Why is it ladies here keep on stealing all these LOTR men?

* Thinks *

:idea

I know! It's because they are sooooooo sexay! Now where's that Elessar guy? I wanna steal him :mischief

[Adriana Nakita]

I think Legolas is very hot, kinda disappointed both the twins are taken...:(




LoL~ j/k!:lol

[Aaron Belargic]

I'm not taken! That crazy cat-woman lies!

;; hides from the wrath of Taa ;;

[Adriana Nakita]

interested in not being single anymore... ;)







j/k as well!!!!

[Faith Lerf]

how's this scarey Agent man?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Are you having a bubble bath?

[Hart]

Is that code for "farting a lot in the bath"?

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Now Faith, all we have to do is get reunited IC.

[Adriana Nakita]

Geez, I can't please anyone now can I... I think it's pretty and you all can deal :p

[Charley]

It is a noticeable improvement. Not my choice personally, but an improvement nonetheless.

[Adriana Nakita]

Well obvisiouly you're not a very bubbly person.... :p

[Charley]

As I said before, I'm pretty frank about things.

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Regardless, I like it.

[Milivikal k'Vik]

Originally posted by Adriana Nakita
Well obvisiouly you're not a very bubbly person.... :p Sure he is! He's bubbly like acid eating its way through your hood, and chewing on the engine block.

-dumps baking soda on Charley's head.-

[Charley]

(explodes)

:ghost

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Oh no, now we're gonna have little Charley's running around the place.

*hopes up onto a chair to keep out of reach of the little Charley's*

[Charley]

Who you callin little?

[Adriana Nakita]

Oh my, that's really funny... *hops up onto a chair next to Natia*

[Pilot Akito]

*Walks in*
Hay....

Why is everyone in my chair?

[Park Kraken]

*Walks into room* Watch out minnie-me charleys, I don't want to squash you with my size 21 shoe.

[Marga Alton]

On chairs because Charley expolded and now there are lots of little Charleys running around.

[Morgan Evanar]

Originally posted by Admiral Kraken
*Walks into room* Watch out minnie-me charleys, I don't want to squash you with my size 21 shoe.

I dub thee... clownshoe!

[Adriana Nakita]

LoL~ than's pretty funny....

[Tony Maxwell]

*pops in* oooh looky *pics up a little charley and starts pokeing it* its just sooo cute *puts it down*

did i hear somethin about single chars *glares at the elf twins for being cuter then him* Im single.......or atleast last time i checked :) :)

[Adriana Nakita]

LoL~ but the twins are so hot!!! There is nothing wrong with your char... he's just not Legolas....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

He's Mista SquareChin!

;)

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

*grabs Tony and shoves him to Adriana*

There, now you have your own toy to play with.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol mini charleys....*picks one up* I shall call you mini Charley...*picks up another* Mini Charley 2.....etc.....etc....etc.....

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

:lol @Sorr

[Park Kraken]

:duel

Must cut down on number of charleys!!!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*shooes Kraken off and continues* Mini Charley 45, um, damn....Mini Charley 1, Mini Charley 2.....etc etc etc.....

[Rognan Dar]

Wow, this is starting to get...well...crazy.

*a mini charly starts to hump his leg while another one is trying to bite him* DOWN, MINI! Down.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

bad Mini Charley 36 and 49! :mad

[Rognan Dar]

Yeah. I mean, you'd think that charley would know the difference from man and female...unless he's.....

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

well he does play a few gals so he may be confused.....

[Park Kraken]

Wait, maybe more baking powder is the solution! *Pours baking powder on each charley. They all explode and the room is filled with 500 Rat sized charleys skittering around* The broom. THE BROOM!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*starts naming them again* >D

[imported_Marcus]

:: The room shimmers and then goes slightly green, just as a suit and tie appears, followed by a shape of a human, that resolves itself ::

"Hmmm. I see we have... a situation here. I believe... this will need to dealt with."

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

ack! *runs off and hides*

[Tony Maxwell]

*steals the twins' wigs* bwahahahahaha

*gets pushed into Adriana* ooooh so this is how it feels to be pushed into someone *get attacked by mini charleys* ahhhhh A*screams like a little girl* ahhhh

*walks over to sorr and points at the charleys* go get them *notices sorr's not moving* I thought cats like to chase rat size things *hides behind Andriana* save me!!!

[Pierce Tondry]

Is Charley # 42 the Answer? :)

[Adriana Nakita]

Hey! You're the one supposed to be saving me! *runs behind Tony* Save me!


So, what do you guys think of the sig?


http://www.geocities.com/enchantress3121/sisters.txt

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

*keeps on top of a chair as the little Charleys become even smaller so that they are now the rat Charleys*

[Charley]

All the miniature Charleys regroup, and find a bucket of water. Hopping in, each expands to its original size...thus creating a few hundred full-size Charleys.

"If there is anything I like less than godmoding, it is bad comedy."

Two Charleys grab Kraken by each ear respectively, and throw him through a wall.

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Now we're in trouble. :p

[Charley]

"Most definitely"

Four Charleys subsequently remove the legs from the chair Natia is standing on, and pummel her in tandem, Ike Turner style.

[imported_Ezra]

Mesa late but, "Welcome" :wave

Nice sig btw :D

[Morgan Evanar]

So, what do you guys think of the sig?

Eyecandy. Well, Jennifer Garner is. uNF!

[Park Kraken]

*Gets up, runs into the next room, gets rid of all the water, and brings out 200 pounds of Baking Soda, runs back into the room, and starts making the big charleys little again.*
Say hello to several thousand Fire Ant charleys.

[Charley]

Baking soda halts in mid-air, condenses, and takes the shape of Gallagher's mallet, which is applied to Kraken's face with extreme prejudice.

[Park Kraken]

I missed something a little while back. Ike Turner style?
*Disappears into phone booth outside, comes out wearing a suit of shining knight armour. Runs in, grabs Natia, runs back out, leaps onto White horse, and rides off*

[Charley]

Horse's bones transmute into baking soda, and the animal turns into a sack of dying flesh, catapulting both riders off the top.

[Park Kraken]

*Crosses the street, drags Natia into a White P-38 Lightning. Takes off, fires rockets, 500 lb bombs, and machine guns into charley house. Kills a lot of charleys. Takes off into the air.*

[Charley]

"Kills?"

The undamaged Charleys ask in unison.

<font color=008800><font size=-3>Agent Charley:> IDDQD</font></font>

"Not likely."

[Park Kraken]

Fine. *Hacks into the Matrix from portable laptop in plane, and deletes several of the charley codes. In the house, seven of the big charleys disappear*
How about Deletion?

[Charley]

"Not possible. However, if you want to keep considering deletion, I can definitely oblige you, though not in the way you may be thinking."

[Makoto Neo]

Passes out popcorn, soft drinks, and minsc. candy foodstuffs.

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

It's the cute puppy!!

[Pilot Akito]

You people are giving him bad ideas..

*Quickly hacks in and put's a Gungan's head on each Agent Charlie.*

[Charley]

Each Gungan head explodes, leaving behind an unscathed Charley head. The Agents all reach into their jacket pockets, pull out a fresh pair of sunglasses, and place them back on their heads.

"Mr. Akito, there is quite simply nothing you can do to affect me in this place. I am affixed to its very existence. Unfortunately for yourself, you are not."

[Park Kraken]

Fine. *Picks up telephone, teleports outside of matrix. Runs around behind the system mainframe, and pulls the power plug.*
Okay, I had to sacrafice Natia, but now you are unpowered. HAHA

[Charley]

"Obviously you have failed, as I am still here."

[Park Kraken]

Yes, but you are inside the matrix, while I am outside. Your computer isn't destroyed, but shutdown. Until someone replugs it, your world isnt fuctioning.

[Charley]

"Am I still posting, you simpleton?"

[Pilot Akito]

:|


I'd like a second opinion on that one...

Sure the 198,000,000,000 of you are ok... But theres just this one in the corner who looks like this attachment!

[Kyle Krogen]

:lol thats sooooo funny Akito

*exits the matrix and plugs in back in* Im on Charleys side bwahahahahahha!! *puts Kraken back into the matrix* bwahahahahahha!!

[Morgan Evanar]

That is the absolute last glitch in the Matrix I would want to run across >_<

[Adriana Nakita]

LoL~ *continues to hide behind Tony*

btw Morgan, what is uNF? and thanks!

[Tony Maxwell]

*gets hid behind* ok ok you can hide behind me just be careful where you put your hands ;) :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

OMG! Who was the sick puppy that did the Agent Binks?!?!?!

[Morgan Evanar]

Say "unf" aloud. I think you'll get it. :)

[Park Kraken]

Fine, I declare my neutrality. I got slammed through a wall, and I did some stuff to charley who is invincible. Let's call it even.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

can't really explain uNF....show the piccy!

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

That is one hilarious picture.

*Did not get sacrificed and won't let myself be sacrificed*

[Pilot Akito]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
OMG! Who was the sick puppy that did the Agent Binks?!?!?!

I have said before, do not give me any ideas...

:p

[Jaassuuvi Ageerrodarr]

I'm not going to able to sleep with knowing something like that is loose *kills the gungan* bwahahahaha*sleeps like a baby* ZzzzzZzzzzzZZzzzz

[Rognan Dar]

Dont show the pic. Spare her. She only just arived.....

*closes eye's*

[Park Kraken]

*Uses force to project dreams about dancing Gungans into Jaassuuvi's sleep, hears shreiks of horror.*

[Jaassuuvi Ageerrodarr]

*wakes up and claws Kraken a new one* grrrrrr

[Marcus Telcontar]

If $ImpFunny != true then "rm -r /bin/Imp"
else
set $ignore = off

[Rognan Dar]

Please dont Marcus...give her time to adjust to what is alkready given......

[Adriana Nakita]

what?! I'm sure I can take it, whatever it is... really... I just want to know what's going on....

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Poor Amanda, poor poor Amanda. Sorry, can't help ya.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

hehe, the piccy is really the only way to explain it, I think Shawn or Morg has it, I can't remember....

[Jaassuuvi Ageerrodarr]

I've neven seen the piccy but Rog says its horrible.......

[Adriana Nakita]

how does one see the piccy? and what's so special or unspecial about it?

[Rognan Dar]

You will agree with me once you see it. And remember, I did try to worn you all. Go ahead whoever has it show them....and tell me when it is safe to look back at this thread.

The pic is the ONLY way to understand, and yet, the worse way.

[Adriana Nakita]

o_O huh....

[Park Kraken]

*Pets the mongoose*

[Adriana Nakita]

so we are going to see the piccy? o.O?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

gotta bug the one who has it, I don't....

[Moltar]

Yes Bring forth the UNF!

I don't have iot either :(

[Adriana Nakita]

and who has it?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Morg or Nup, I forget which.....

[Adriana Nakita]

Nup? who's Nup?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

goes by Shawn or Nupraptor around here...

[Adriana Nakita]

Oh... okies....