But when you let machines start to think, it really became *our* civilization...

[Charley]

<a href=http://y.20q.net:8095/btest>You are no match for the machine.</a>

[Elena Van Derveld]

It took it 28 questions to realise I was thinking moose :grumble

*keeps trying to outsmart it*

[Charley]

It guessed PARAMECIUM in 28 questions.

This thing will kill us all!

[ReaperFett]

I won using hand gun, it got comic book on 19

[Charley]

I am guessing that it is an atomic bomb?
Yes , No , Close

18. Can it be stolen? Yes.
17. Is it used in travel? No.
16. Can it be easily moved? No.
15. Does it have a hole in it? No.
14. Is it shiny? Yes.
13. Would you pay to use it? No.
12. Is it commonly used? No.
11. Do you use it in public? Sometimes.
10. Is it hard? Yes.
9. Does it move? No.
8. Does it make noise? Yes.
7. Can you buy it at a store? No.
6. Does it get wet? No.
5. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
Does it use electricity? Unknown.
4. Can you play with it? No.
3. Could it be found in a classroom? No.
2. Was it used over 100 years ago? No.
1. It is classified as Other.


HOLY CRAP!

[ReaperFett]

Chainsaw on 19, but didnt get one of my others :)

[Charley]

I am guessing that it is a wok?
Yes , No , Close

19. Is it straight? No.
18. Does it have a hole in it? No.
17. Is it pleasurable? No.
16. Does it weigh more than a duck? Sometimes.
15. Is it outside? No.
14. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
13. Is it found on a desk? No.
12. Do you use it at work? Sometimes.
11. Is it soft? No.
10. Does it come from something larger? No.
9. Does it get wet? Yes.
8. Is it multicolored? No.
7. Do you hold it when you use it? Sometimes.
6. Does it get really hot? Yes.
5. Does it have writing on it? No.
4. Is it considered valuable? No.
3. Can it cheer you up? Yes.
2. Can you play with it? No.
1. It is classified as Other.


HOW THE HELL???!!!

[Pierce Tondry]

QUIT HOGGING THE SYSTEM!

I wanna play.

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, I notice on 19 it keeps guessing randomly, but RIGHTLY! :)

[Charley]

Uncommon Knowledge about an erection
Does it taste good with butter? I say Probably.

Naughty naughty

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

It won't let me back on now :grumble

29 guesses to get bedsheet, and it guessed pyjamas first.


You win, but the computer did guess it eventually

:lol

[Vynn Frost]

I wanna play! C'mon guys, quit taking up all its space! I wanna play!

[Vynn Frost]

OMG! It guessed it! THIS IS AMAZING! HOW?

I am guessing that it is a penguin?
Yes

19. Can it be hunted? Probably.
18. Can it do tricks? Yes.
17. Is it usually colorful? No.
16. Do you love it? Yes.
15. Can you see it in a zoo? Yes.
14. Can it be stolen? Probably.
13. Does it jump? No.
12. Does it have a bill or beak? Yes.
11. Does it have cash value? No.
10. Are there many different sorts of it? Yes.
9. Does it fly? No.
8. Is it small? Yes.
7. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.
6. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Doubtful.
5. Does it stand on two legs? Yes.
4. Does it live in water? No.
3. Does it bite? No.
2. Does it have fur? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.

[imported_J'ktal Anajii]

It took 28 questions for it to get mongoose, so I technically did beat it. Though I have a high feeling that it was a guess.

Oh, and I thought I'd share that the machine thought this:

Uncommon Knowledge about a mongoose
Does it have a bill or beak? I say Yes.
Is it a rodent? I say Yes.
Can it help you find your way? I say Probably.
Does it grunt? I say Probably.
Does it live in fresh water? I say Probably.
Is it white? I say Probably.
Is it used for hunting? I say Yes.
Is it useful? I say Yes.
Does it live in African grass lands? I say Yes.
Is it used for entertainment? I say Probably.
Is it tasty? I say Yes.
Does it live underground? I say Probably.
Would you use it in a garden? I say Probably.
Is it native to Asia? I say Yes.
Is it made of metal? I say Probably.
Do you use it in public? I say Probably.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I am guessing that it is a tonsil?
Yes , No , Close
29. I guess it a spleen? Close.
28. Is it alive? Yes.
Would you use it in the dark? Unknown.
27. Would you find it on a farm? Irrelevant.
26. Does it help accomplish tasks? Irrelevant.
25. Can it change size? Yes.
24. Does it move? No.
23. Can liquids pass through it? Yes.
22. Is it used by the police? No.
21. Can it be washed? Doubtful.
20. I guess it an ovary? Close.
19. Does it serve a purpose? Yes.
18. Can you touch it? Probably.
17. Is it considered valuable? Irrelevant.
16. Is it warm blooded? Yes.
15. Can you hold it? No.
14. Is it outside? No.
13. Do you use it in your home? No.
12. Can you smell it? Doubtful.
11. Is it soft? Yes.
10. Is it useful? Yes.
9. Is it manufactured? No.
8. Does it come in a box? No.
7. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes.
6. Does it get wet? Yes.
5. Is it made of metal? No.
4. Could it be found in a classroom? No.
3. Is it hard? Probably.
2. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.

My word was 'a cervix'...but ovary was pretty damn close!

[Ashley Illeus]

It didn't get mine!

HTML Code.

:D

[Kale]

It didn't get ball bearing, and it got joystick in 17 guesses.

And did you know that the joystick is probably killed for its fur? I never knew that.

And it doesn't know what a tuatara is. So we're safe.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

And did you know that the joystick is probably killed for its fur? I never knew that.

*has a beautiful joystick fur coat* :D

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

It never guessed fire

Can you play games with it? You said Yes, I say No. (I play with fire)

Would you give it as a gift? You said Yes, I say No. (The gift of flame)

Is it larger than a microwave oven(or bread box)? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes. (I seen some very small fires in my day)

Can it bend without breaking? You said Irrelevant, I say No. (Fire bends in the wind)

Can you use it at school? You said Yes, I say No. (hehehe, I have)

Does it come in a box? You said Yes, I say No. (I have, with friends, lit fire inside boxes, also, remember Match Boxes)

Can you make money by selling it? You said Yes, I say No. (Gas Heaters)

Had to pick the thing out of a list

[Charley]

Uncommon Knowledge about the g spot
Can it fit in an envelope? I say Probably.
Can you use it with your friends? I say No.
Do you carry it in your pocket? I say Yes.
Does it come in specific sizes? I say Yes.
Is it round? I say Yes.
Does it require specific knowledge to use it? I say Yes.
Does it slobber? I say Probably.
Is it straight? I say Yes.
Does it squeak? I say Yes.
Is it lumpy? I say Yes.
Does it have cash value? I say Probably.
Does it live in large populations? I say Yes.
Is it originally from Africa? I say Yes.
Can you use it 24 hours a day? I say No.
Is it more valuable than silver? I say Probably.
Can you smell it? I say Doubtful.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Does it squeak? I say Yes.

:lol

[Lord Soth]

O.o

Freaky...

[Figrin D'an]

Ehh... it just databases all of it's previous quiz iterations for reference, then breaks it down into sub-branches by answer per question. It's like the Deep Blue chess computer, except a whole hell of a lot less sophisticated.

I guess it's mildly amusing...

[Lord Soth]

Pretty kool though nonetheless...I was thinking the same on that too Fig.

I do believe the "Deep Blue" has been beaten if I'm not mistaken?

[Neyasha]

It guessed mine...

I am guessing that it is a sea lion?
Yes , No , Close

24. Can it growl? Yes.
23. Does it have a pointed snout? No.
22. Does it bite? Yes.
21. Does it have legs? No.
Is it brown? Unknown.
20. I guess it a walrus? No.
19. Can it live out of water? Yes.
Is it clever? Unknown.
18. Does it have whiskers? Yes.
17. Does it come in many varieties? No.
16. Does it live in large populations? Yes.
15. Does it bring joy to people? Sometimes.
14. Does it eat fish? Yes.
13. Have you seen one in real life? Yes.
12. Is it bigger than sofa? Sometimes.
11. Is it involved in movies? Rarely.
10. Can you play games with it? Rarely.
9. Does it have four legs? No.
8. Can it run fast? No.
7. Does it have hooves? No.
6. Is it heavy? Yes.
Can it jump? Unknown.
5. Does it jump? Depends.
4. Can it be trained to obey commands? Doubtful.
3. Can you see it in a zoo? Maybe.
2. Is it a mammal? Yes.
1. It is classified as Animal.

[AmazonBabe]

I tried getting on the site, but it's impossible. :\

[Vega Van-Derveld]

If you hit refresh a few times it usually works. But then again now that the link is here it will probably end up never working again and get taken down due to over-use of bandwidth :lol

[Neyasha]

I got on again... And it won :(

I am guessing that it is a jet?
Yes , No , Close

19. Can it cheer you up? Depends.
18. Does it involve contact with other humans? No.
17. Would you use it daily? No.
16. Is it pleasurable? Depends.
15. Does it display information? No.
14. Does it produce light? Sometimes.
13. Does it have wings? Yes.
12. Is it commonly used? Yes.
Does it bring joy to people? Unknown.
Does it have a horn? Unknown.
11. Does it use electricity? Yes.
10. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
9. Do you open and close it? Yes.
8. Can it be stolen? Yes.
7. Can you walk on it? Sometimes.
6. Can you buy it at a store? No.
Is it used by the police? Unknown.
5. Is it used in travel? Yes.
4. Is it considered valuable? Sometimes.
3. Could it be found in a classroom? No.
2. Does it help accomplish tasks? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other

[imported_J'ktal Anajii]

It did not know Pike Eel or War Hammer.

Or underwear.

Interesting results this thign turns up.

You were thinking of underwear.
Does it bring joy to people? You said Yes, I say No.
Can you smell it? You said Probably, I say No.
Could it be found in a classroom? You said Yes, I say No.
Can it fit in an envelope? You said Probably, I say No.
Does a basketball player use it? You said Doubtful, I say Yes.
Is it pleasurable? You said Probably, I say No.
Can you play with it? You said Probably, I say No.
Do you know any songs about it? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it come in a box? You said Doubtful, I say Yes.
Can you play games with it? You said Probably, I say No.
Is it considered valuable? You said Probably, I say No.

Uncommon Knowledge about underwear
Do you use it in public? I say No.
Is it involved in movies? I say No.
Can it discharge waste? I say Probably.
Do you look at it? I say Doubtful.
Does it come in pairs? I say No.
Does it have paws? I say Probably.
Do you put things in it? I say No.
Is it lifeless? I say No.
Would you like to be one? I say Probably.
Is it lumpy? I say Probably.
Would you touch it with a 10-foot pole? I say Doubtful.
Can you get milk from it? I say Probably.
Does it usually live on a farm? I say Probably.
Is it a herbivore? I say Yes.
Can it change size? I say No.
Does it live in salt-water? I say Yes.


Wow, I could make a LOT of jokes out of that one...

[Rognan Dar]

Uncommon Knowledge about a laptop computer
Do you clean it regularly? I say Yes.
Does a basketball player use it? I say Yes.
Is it killed for its fur? I say Probably.
Can it use tools? I say Yes.
Does it sweat? I say Probably.
Do you find it in space? I say Yes.
Does it change colours? I say Probably.
Does it grow on trees? I say Yes.
Is it originally from Australia? I say Probably.
Is it carbon-based? I say Probably.
Is it warm? I say Probably.
Is it very large? I say Probably.
Can it be used to start fires? I say Probably.
Does it deal with imagination? I say Yes.
Is it used in a game? I say Yes.
Is it considered intelligent? I say Yes.


19 guesses. Wow. I thought it was going to have it sooner with all those questions. I was thinking of a computer, but then it didn't seem right because there are many part to the whole computer. I'm going to have to think up something harder.

EDIT: HA! 27 guesses. but it finally guess a tank. BAH!

Double Edit: I couldn't believe this. I dont know how it is possible, but it guessed it.

I am guessing that it is a pikachu(Pokemon character)?
Yes , No , Close

28. Can you put something into it? No.
27. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Sometimes.
26. Do you hold it when you use it? No.
25. Can it be washed? Yes.
24. Can it bend without breaking? No.
23. Can you hold it? Yes.
22. Does it weigh more than a duck? Usually.
21. Does it contain a liquid? Sometimes.
20. I guess it a sport utility vehicle? No.
19. Do you use it in your home? Depends.
18. Can it fit in an envelope? No.
17. Can you order it at a restaurant? No.
16. Do most people use this daily? Depends.
Is it straight? Unknown.
15. Is it brown? Sometimes.
14. Does it burn? Probably.
13. Would you use it daily? Yes.
12. Is it a synthetic material? No.
11. Would you give it as a gift? Maybe.
10. Does it get wet? Sometimes.
9. Was it invented? Yes.
8. Is it soft? Usually.
7. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
6. Is it a common household object? No.
5. Do you chew it? No.
4. Can you smell it? Yes.
3. Is it hard? Depends.
2. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Sometimes.
1. Would you find it on a farm? No.
It is classified as Unknown.

There is no WAY I TELL YOU. HOW DID IT KNOW I WAS THINKING ABOUT A POKEMON!!???!!!

[Chaos Alexander]

It got wolf on 17...........I hate this thing

[Taylor Millard]

I've beaten it two out of two times (although it was close on the last one).

[AmazonBabe]

I finally got through.

The first time it took it about 28 questions to figure out what I was thinking. (I was thinking of a mouse pad).

The second time, it couldn't even figure out what I was thinking. And at the end where it says you've won, the object I was thinking of wasn't on the list, nor did it understand it once I'd typed it in. (I'm not going to say what object it was, as I'm not sure how appropriate it would be to post it here. If you're curious, PM me.)

I'm SMRT. :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Wow I'm impressed at the pikachu one. :eek

[Rognan Dar]

No kidding. I thought I had it in the bag...and then BOOM! I'm guessing a dumb, yellow, fuzball. It was hard to answer the questions. :mad

[Ka' el Darcverse]

It didn't have a clue to what I was guessing with my cheeze crackers muwhwhahaha

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

didn't get mustang.....I beat it....hehe, didn't know anime chars either....or a cd...hmmm...

[Droo]

Uncommon Knowledge about a clitoris
Is it electronic? I say Yes.
Does it have buttons? I say Probably.
Can you find it in a house? I say No.
Does it change colours? I say Yes.
Does it have a good smell? I say Yes.
Would you pay to use it? I say Yes.
Does it smell good? I say Probably.
Does it come from something larger? I say Yes.
Do you need batteries to use it? I say Probably.
Is it tasty? I say Yes.
Does it stink? I say Probably.
Does it smell sweet? I say Yes.
Is it addictive? I say Yes.
Is it originally from the Mediterranian? I say Probably.
Can you ride on it? I say Yes.
Can you mash it? I say Yes.

[Ryla Relvinian]

Haha! 30 questions and it still didn't get a lightsaber.

I rule.

[Figrin D'an]

Someone should answer "Irrelvent" to every question, then when it doesn't figure it out, input the answer as "The Borg."

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm surprised it guessed at all even if it was 29 questions. Not a bad algorythm.


You were thinking of a race car.

Can you use it with your friends? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it have a hole in it? You said No, I say Yes.
Is it usually colorful? You said No, I say Yes.
Does it use electricity? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it shine? You said No, I say Yes.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.
Similar Objects
golf cart, a limousine (chauffeur-driven sedan), a hovercraft, an all-terrain vehicle, a ski lift, a sports car, a zamboni, a mini van, a camper (portable dwelling), a helicopter, a bus, a motor home.
Uncommon Knowledge about a race car
Is it useful? I say Doubtful.
Does it have a pointed snout? I say Probably.
Is it bad for your health? I say Yes.
Does it have wings? I say Yes.
Does it grow in the Southern U.S.? I say Probably.
Is it worn on the human body? I say Probably.
Can it be used in remote areas? I say No.
Is it a rodent? I say Probably.
Does it breathe? I say Yes.
Can you touch it? I say Doubtful.
Is it formed from carbon? I say Probably.
Is it bright? I say Probably.
Does it photosynthesize? I say Probably.
Can you use it 24 hours a day? I say No.
Does it change colours? I say Probably.
Is it hot? I say Yes.

---

Edit - and just tries toilet on it -and it won. Impressive

[Dae Jinn]

You can't use specific things, like The Borg, it has to be something non-specific or it can't guess it. :lol

[Kale]

It got Tyrranosaurus Rex in 16, and it had these things to say about it.

Does it grow over time? I say Doubtful.
Can you switch it on and off? I say Yes.
Is it an invertebrate? I say Probably.
Can you wear it on your head? I say Probably.
Would you pay to use it? I say Probably.
Can you use it 24 hours a day? I say Probably.
Can it be painted? I say Probably.
Does it eat grass? I say Probably.
Can it be washed? I say Probably.
Is it found in salad bars? I say Yes.
Is it usually sliced or carved? I say Yes.
Is it a geological product? I say Probably.
Is it taught in school? I say Yes.
Can it be chewed? I say Probably.
Can you add it to a salad? I say Yes.
Is it used in Oriental cooking? I say Yes.

[Seteth Morters]

i beat it with "a geode". it took 30 questions, three wrong guesses and then it gave up.

[Moltar]

I beat it using Rifle.

I am guessing that it is armor?
Yes , No , Close

29. I guess it a rocket launcher? No.
28. Do you use it at night? Depends.
27. Is it a synthetic material? Yes.
26. Do you open and close it? Yes.
25. Can you buy it at a store? No.
24. Is it something you bring along? Yes.
23. Does it make noise? Yes.
22. Does it come in different colors? No.
21. Can you hold it? Yes.
20. I guess it a machine gun? Close.
19. Is it straight? Yes.
18. Does it travel on roads? No.
17. Is it pleasurable? No.
16. Would you use it daily? Depends.
15. Do you use it in your home? No.
14. Can you open it? Yes.
13. Would you use it in the dark? Probably.
12. Was it used over 100 years ago? No.
11. Can you switch it on and off? Irrelevant.
10. Can you use it at school? No.
9. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.
8. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
7. Do you use it at work? Usually.
6. Does it get wet? Yes.
5. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
4. Do you hold it when you use it? Yes.
3. Does it bring joy to people? Depends.
2. Does it have a hard outer shell? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.