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ReaperFett
May 29th, 2003, 02:56:54 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/28/film.lavigne.reut/index.html


Never heard of illiterate song - movie adaptations before :)
Vega Van-Derveld
May 29th, 2003, 03:03:48 PM
Let's just hope those plot ideas we discussed are in there, Fett ;)
ReaperFett
May 29th, 2003, 03:07:36 PM
it's the ONLY way to make this film a success! :D
Vega Van-Derveld
May 29th, 2003, 03:10:11 PM
;; keeps an eye on IMDB to make sure Chow Yun Fat is in the cast list ;;

:D

;; rubs hands together eagerly ;;
Gurney Devries
May 29th, 2003, 03:38:08 PM
Remember when I was just talking about Hollywood being completely out of ideas? Yeah.
Marcus Telcontar
May 29th, 2003, 04:09:35 PM
-_-

You could have monkeys throwing crap at a screeen and get something better
Jedi Master Carr
May 29th, 2003, 04:19:47 PM
Well look who is making it MTV they have exactly made great movies, most of their crap has been TV flicks.
Lilaena De'Ville
May 29th, 2003, 05:15:36 PM
Hmm might be interesting if that paticular plot wasn't done to death 500 times already. :p
ReaperFett
May 29th, 2003, 05:22:51 PM
They always change some parts in adaptations. Maybe the plot will go? ;)
Dae Jinn
May 29th, 2003, 06:48:17 PM
It sounds like an After School special to me...:x
Charley
May 29th, 2003, 07:09:10 PM
Time for a stabbing frenzy :)
ReaperFett
May 29th, 2003, 07:13:00 PM
All it needs are some small changes:

- The "Sk8r Boi" is now a highly trained hitman, played by Chow Yun Fat, who gets his jobs from a shady employer, played by Chevy Chase.

- "she" no longer does ballet, but is now a pole dancer, played by Monica Bellucci.

- Her friends are now Ninja Vampires.

- "Turns on TV, what does she see?" Chow Yun Fat killing the President of Botswana with a dessert spoon.

- "She" is now too late because CYF hooks up with her best friend who isn't a Vampire but is a pole dancer, played by Carrie Anne Moss. "She" arrives just as Chevy Chase's character pays CYF to kill the Vampires. Cue 20 minute shootout/Samurai sword fight, ending in a car chase.

- John Woo directs, Steve Buscemi and Joey Pantoliano also star.



See? Great film :)
Charley
May 29th, 2003, 07:16:48 PM
Throw in a Chemical Brothers soundtrack for bonus points :cool

I like this idea.
Sorreessa Tarrineezi
May 29th, 2003, 08:00:40 PM
:lol I like it....
imported_J'ktal Anajii
May 30th, 2003, 12:29:06 AM
What? No transvestite John Lithgow cameo? For shame...
Vega Van-Derveld
May 30th, 2003, 01:46:50 AM
He can be the cross-dressing President of Botswana ;)
imported_J'ktal Anajii
May 30th, 2003, 02:38:42 AM
Only if he wears a green floral print blouse. And red hot pants.

I have no idea why, but it just adds to the rediculousness of it all.

If all that was in a movie, I would see it. It would be a box office smash.
Charley
May 30th, 2003, 04:52:56 AM
KILL THE BOTSWANA PRIME MINISTER!

...Relax...
Mu Satach
May 30th, 2003, 12:10:04 PM
Not only would I see the movie you all created here several times in the theater... I would *buy* it!
Lilaena De'Ville
May 30th, 2003, 12:25:12 PM
:lol Why can't they make good movies these days? :D
Aaron Belargic
May 30th, 2003, 12:32:06 PM
If we were put in charge of making movies, the world would be a better (and more poledance/ninja/vampire orientated place) :D
Ryla Relvinian
May 31st, 2003, 11:15:17 PM
This movie would only be remotely redeemable by the sudden appearance of a giant robotic frying-pan weilding Bollywood superstar cast who eats the heads of the major cast members.

Oh yeah. That would RULE. :)
Sejah Haversh
Jun 1st, 2003, 02:37:08 AM
Bollywood, as in Bombay India's famed film paradise? Would said superstar please sing and dance while wearing supermodern clothing, but the music would be traditional situar and make no sese whatsoever? My that would be great.
Ryla Relvinian
Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:26:49 PM
Ohhh yeah. I am just trying to picture sk8ing in a sari. :D