Name change

[Charley]

The "Lounge Lizard" account has been changed to this name.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

But.. but... the 'Lounge Lizard' name is a classic oldie! *gonna miss it*

[Charley]

The name Lounge Lizard is of course, irrelevant. It is a legacy notation for an obsolete time, and in itself, has no value...much like everything else here. There is sound, and there is fury, but once the moment passes, everything decays and decomposes into fading memories and nothing else. I am the present. I am reality.

:wave

[ReaperFett]

:lol

The speech, then the smiley! Genius! :lol

[Zasz Grimm]

The LL name lacks 'purpose'.

:)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

no longer consider yourself a lounge lizard then? :lol

[Charley]

The purpose was inherent. It was to elicit the familiar pattern of synaptic response that you refer to as habitual recognition. However, my paradigm and the perceived function of the previous designation were incongruent. It seems, when most people read the name "Lounge Lizard", they perceive the entity as carefree, easygoing, and likeable. Since I am no longer any of these, the need to align paradigm with recognition is at hand.

The purpose of this account, in the most general of terms, is to maintain equilibrium of all interacting elements on this forum, through both positive and negative reinforcement. My new designation is now more clear in this regard.

As for being a "Lounge Lizard", this existance has been relegated to the confines of what you might call "Saturday" and "Sunday".

[Zeke]

Then I should kick you towards Inu's recruitment thread on those days then, to minimize the possibility of being attacked by thousands of replicas of yourself?

[Charley]

Correct. Were you to read my past diatribes, you would no doubt be aware that the optimal times to participate with my other aliases in roleplaying are Saturday and Sunday, when the abundance of interconnected periods of unproductive malaise that you call "free time" are available to me wholesale.

[Zeke]

Just making sure. :)

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Agent Charley
It seems, when most people read the name "Lounge Lizard", they perceive the entity as carefree, easygoing, and likeable. Since I am no longer any of these...

You mean... there was a time when those adjectives actually did apply to you?

:rolleyes


;)

[Charley]

If I could punish bad comedy with burning pain in your urethra, I would gladly do so.

[James Prent]

I dunno about the name, but I love the sig. :D

[Charley]

The "props", as you call them, belong to Sejah/Tevit/etc. He created my signature, as well as hosted it, due to current restraints set upon me which are unavoidable at present. Further "props" go to Reaperfett, for his relentless attempts to provide me with a proper avatar, which was of course subject to my discriminating taste.

[Moltar]

Should I start drinking Poweraid now or wait untill I get home?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

tee hee...replenish yourself immediately, worm.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Not amused Jan.

[Charley]

If it has not been demonstrated ad nauseum to this point already, I am quite clearly not interested in your amusement.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Really. Bye bye.

:: Boring conversation anyway ::

[ReaperFett]

Further "props" go to Reaperfett, for his relentless attempts to provide me with a proper avatar, which was of course subject to my discriminating taste.
For hours he was being picky. It got to the stage when I was making avatars for him which were.....different :)


But I notice something else missing :)

[Gurney Devries]

Originally posted by Moltar
Should I start drinking Poweraid now or wait untill I get home? "How about I give you the finger, and you give me my glass of water?"

[Droo]

Agent Hicks would be better. :)

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Heh.


But.. but.. don't classic names mean anything to your feable little programming construct anymore!?

[Charley]

Agent Hicks was considered, of course. However, the familiarity coefficient of my first name is higher than my last.

As for classic names, inherent value in legacy designations is simply not acknowledged by this construct. That is a decidedly biological nature of organization, and one that values ease of familiarity and emotional perception, rather than qualitative efficiency that is free from the whims of bias.

Gurney, what good is a clean urinary tract...if you cannot pee? >D

[Nathanial K'cansce]

*holds close 'values of familiarity and emotional perception' and never lets go*

[Zasz Grimm]

You shall be expected to change your character base from Weaving to something different when my signature for my Bounty Hunter is complete.

Unless of course you have 10 bux.

Revenge is so sweet.

[Charley]

Originally posted by Zasz Grimm
You shall be expected to change your character base from Weaving to something different when my signature for my Bounty Hunter is complete.

Unless of course you have 10 bux.

Revenge is so sweet.

Perhaps in your revelry of faux victory, you neglected to notice that this is an OOC account, which is unaffected by policies that govern roleplaying avatars. As such, your revenge is somewhat lacking.

However, be assured that in enough time, this avatar and signature will change, once an appropriate picture has been produced to substitute.

[Zasz Grimm]

I really hate you.

:p

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Agent Charley
Correct. Were you to read my past diatribes, you would no doubt be aware that the optimal times to participate with my other aliases in roleplaying are Saturday and Sunday, when the abundance of interconnected periods of unproductive malaise that you call "free time" are available to me wholesale.

According to this, you should have at least five minutes of nothing to do at some point today...PLEASE post in Inu's recruitment. Even if it's just one line! It'd help more than you know. ::misses his Inu RP:: :(

[ReaperFett]

Zasz, do you hate ANYONE who mentions the Matrix? :)

[Zasz Grimm]

No.

[Milton]

I could burn this place to the ground

[Taylor Millard]

I'm sure you'd like that now wouldn't you?

[Zasz Grimm]

"Yeah....I'm gonna have to move you down to the basement...Yeah, and I'm gonna have to take this."

:: Takes the red stapler ::

[Milton]

Um, excuse me? Sir? That's my stapler... you're taking my stapler... that belongs to me...




... Sir?

[Zasz Grimm]

"Yeah, anyway, if you can move your stuff down to the basement, that would be great."

:: Walks off sipping coffee. ::

[Kelt Simoson]

I hope to friggin god these agent charleys dont start mulitplying...now THAT boys and girls would be a sodding nightmare





:D

<font color=008800><font size=-2>THWACK!

::hhhzzzzzzzzzzzzz::</font></font>

:cool

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Charley++

100 x times the fun!

<font color=008800><font size=-2>THWACK!

::hhhzzzzzzzzzzzzz::</font></font>

:cool

[Moltar]

::Drinks coffie, reads the white papers, and wonders if the Matrix can define x=2y?::

[Charley]

Originally posted by Zeke
According to this, you should have at least five minutes of nothing to do at some point today...PLEASE post in Inu's recruitment. Even if it's just one line! It'd help more than you know. ::misses his Inu RP:: :(

Sorry, I was working out last night, and went to spend the night at my friend's house, where I still am. My sister's birthday is today, so I can't do it today, but tomorrow, the only things I have to do are go to the movies and shop for a gun. After that, I'll post. Sorry for the delay, just trying to get everything done on the weekend.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; adjusts 'shades ;;

>D

[Kelt Simoson]

*pops neck*

[Charley]

(Adjusts their ties) :cool

[Lilaena De'Ville]

LMAO


Er..

:uhoh

[Figrin D'an]

:lol


Should have known that was coming... :)

[ReaperFett]

:lol

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Agent Charley
Sorry, I was working out last night, and went to spend the night at my friend's house, where I still am. My sister's birthday is today, so I can't do it today, but tomorrow, the only things I have to do are go to the movies and shop for a gun. After that, I'll post. Sorry for the delay, just trying to get everything done on the weekend.

^______^ :D Thanks Charley.

[Charley]

Still planning on posting tonight, just not immediately. Bout to go shop for a gun, and then I'm taking my sister out to eat. I'll be back and posting before the night's over.

[Pierce Tondry]

lol

*Points at Fig!* Hey, look, it's another agent! Get 'em, Charley!

[Lady Vader]

The new name is most definitely cool! :cool

But you started off as Lounge Lizard, I first met you as Lounge Lizard, and you will always remain Loungie to me.

AGENT LOUNGIE! :lol :D