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Darth Viscera
May 11th, 2003, 12:41:32 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/index.html



PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County research has found that many people -- and not just fans -- consider it a complete language.

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.



This is, of course, good news for our Republic. Our mental health patients must be getting smarter and less stabby. Better a guy who plants himself on your couch and watches Star Trek reruns, occasionally shouting "NuQ daQ o' puchpa e'" than a guy who lights your bathroom on fire and throws your hamster in a pot of boiling water.

Sanis Prent
May 11th, 2003, 12:49:46 AM
Ever since subscribing to SA, every bit of news I read elsewhere is a day late and a dollar short. Like this.

Darth Viscera
May 11th, 2003, 12:56:48 AM
A day late maybe, but certainly not a dollar short!

Sanis Prent
May 11th, 2003, 12:59:37 AM
Hmm...oddly touche, I guess?

Dark Lord Dyzm
May 11th, 2003, 01:05:20 AM
Ever since subscribing to SA, every bit of news I read elsewhere is a day late and a dollar short. Like this.

God forbid you be a day behind the civilized world. :D

I give top priority to local news, everything else I don't mind learning a week or so later.

Marcus Telcontar
May 11th, 2003, 01:24:32 AM
SA dont give you things like this....!

http://rally.racing-live.com/img/imgday/11.jpg

Darth Viscera
May 11th, 2003, 01:59:20 AM
Finally, Detroit has turned out a flying car. Does it get good mileage?

Marcus Telcontar
May 11th, 2003, 02:06:13 AM
Detroit? Get real, it's English. Nothing cool comes out of Detroit :p

Darth Viscera
May 11th, 2003, 02:18:49 AM
But it says "Ford" on it.

Marcus Telcontar
May 11th, 2003, 02:45:27 AM
The best Fords are made in Australia (Falcon XR6 turbo, GT-P) or England (Focus, Jaguar). You get a raw deal in the USA with your local built Fords - if the Falcon ever gets to the USA, you'll know exactly what I mean immediatly.

Sanis Prent
May 11th, 2003, 01:21:52 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
SA dont give you things like this....!

http://rally.racing-live.com/img/imgday/11.jpg

Actually, they do.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
May 11th, 2003, 02:17:25 PM
I wanna do that! Mark, take me rallying!



please?

Leeloo Mina
May 11th, 2003, 02:29:13 PM
than a guy who lights your bathroom on fire

Hopfully not while you're in it... :grumble

Marcus Telcontar
May 11th, 2003, 09:50:24 PM
Originally posted by s'Ilancy
I wanna do that! Mark, take me rallying!



please?

Supply the dollars, come down here and we're away into the forest lady

Loklorien s'Ilancy
May 11th, 2003, 10:17:02 PM
well, when i come for ep 3, we'll hafta make time for it ^_^