The Jedi Toilet Duck

[Typhoon]

Vash was in roller skates today, whizzing from table to table. He was getting used to beign a waiter here and indeed, it was a lot of fun. Some things confused him, but he was learning.

One thing he did wonder at was the drinks menu. There was a vile potion called Fosters he had tried (and was immediatly sick with), puls all sorts of other things. The last item had no price but had the label

GALAXY FEARED JEDI TOILET DUCK - POA, DRINK AT OWN RISK

One day he supposed, some one would try one, so he could find out what a Galaxy feared drink was.

[Agden Ithrin]

As Vash rolled up to the bar to collect some orders, a horned, bald figure turned his head to the side and nodded off at the menu. A thickly accented (Scottish) voice said:

“Think I should try one?”

The Zabraks mind had picked up on the curiosity, in Vash, aimed at the ‘Toilet Duck’. However disgusting it sounded, Agden was pretty much up for anything in life (as he knew it was short). As he waited for the mans answer, he watched his lips closely – he was only just beginning to learn to lip read, having gone deaf, and was in need of practice.