Todays Car based WTF is..... (Updated, 15/04/2003)

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=776885

Even if your not a car freak. This has to be seen to be believed

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Dear God, What did they do to that poor defenseless Car?
I wouldn't even do that to my truck, and it a POS!

I don't care about the speed! Its like putting Chris Rock into Hamlet, sure, people might think its funny, but it is just WRONG!!!
(Putting Chris Rock into any movie is just wrong IMHO)

Its like ruining a van Goughe painting just to make a paper airplane! *Cries* That car was art! And they ripped out its soul just to make it faster and lighter!

[Marcus Telcontar]

<img src=http://panic.hopto.org/swf/marcus/vr4/chu8.jpg>

My brother and the end result of his rally car going backwards into trees at 120 kph


And they ripped out its soul just to make it faster and lighter!


.... your not a car modder, are you? I can tell your not :p

[Gurney Devries]

Honestly, this is exactly why I don't understand the obsession with cars. All that work to gain ~ 9mph and drop the amount of time it takes them to run the 1/4 mile by about 2 seconds?

Don't get me wrong: The picture of the guy actually driving it at the end is hillarious.
Putting Chris Rock into any movie is just wrong IMHOBack off. Dogma was http://www.geocities.com/bleepblip2000/emot-krad.txt

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Poor Car... Why he smiling? Sponsers covered the cost?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Dark Lord Dyzm
Poor Car... Why he smiling? Sponsers covered the cost?

Cause..... he's a nut

[Sejah Haversh]

If I reomoved my unused seats and all my stereo equipment, I think my '91 Mazda MX-6 GT Turbo still could ahve beaten that thing.

Oh, I loved my Mazda, I want it back. But, alas, it is wrecked and gone.

And, Mark, that was heee-larious!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Dogma was Rad true, but Chris Rock didn't act, he just yelled alot and called all the white guys cracker. You see this in everything he does.

A nut eh? Poor guy... But I hear the mental insitutions down under have extra soft padding along the walls. You should look into it. Anything to make your brother happy.

[Marcus Telcontar]

A nut eh? Poor guy... But I hear the mental insitutions down under have extra soft padding along the walls. You should look into it. Anything to make your brother happy.

There's nut and there's loony. Loony belongs in the padded cell :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://www.riceboypage.com/index.html

Rice Boy suck soooo much. This is funny how this guy rips into this class of oxygen thieves

[Sanis Prent]

I still see hubcaps on that sucker. They didn't go far enough

[Sanis Prent]

Oh and much love to ricer hate :)

rumble > whine

I'll pay more at the pump for a real car thx

[Morgan Evanar]

Over at SA there is a guy with an Integra GSR (I think). He's turboed it and has a biiiig FMIC. But the exterior and the interior are pretty much stock. Prolly runs 13s with the FMIC. Sexy.

Then we have an Impala owner, several WRX guys, someone with an M3, several guys with decomissioned police cars, and a guy with a modded Audi S4. If its fast and done right we love it. Oh yeah. One total nut who knows Mopar turbos inside out.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

damn! That funny! Posers in the Auto World!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Morgan Evanar]

Damn! Thats funny! People who think they're funny on the internet! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAIL LEAVE THE THREAD PLEASE.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

WTF you talking about? I laughing at the Rice Boy thing.

Damn Paranoid if you ask me. Always thinking people are laughing at you...

*Looks around*

In Fact, everyone is laughing at you Morgan, we all talk about it on AIM. We think you need to cut down on the crap you sprout off, and the Caffine.

[Morgan Evanar]

Look, if you really don't have anything to contribute to a thead (and you rarely seem to) please, damnit, don't post.

It might suit you to read the reply before yours so things make sense. And besides, you want me to dig through some of your post history? You seem to be much more of a caffinated spazboy than myself.

PS: Random Capitalization makes You look Stupid.

[Morgan Evanar]

Oh yes, just cause its Japanese doesn't mean it can't be made to go fast and look right.

http://www.outuvit.com/aeka/sexy3a.jpg - Intergra modded correctly.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Whoa, intercooler! BIIIG!

Yep, Jap cars CAN be done right. The problem is, most are done by boom boom listening cap wearing backwards retards.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh, and I might point out the other use for roads around Hobbition

http://a324.g.akamai.net/f/324/3595/1h/www.rally-live.com/img/imgday/13.jpg

THIS IS NOT FAKED

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://slashdot.daedalustech.co.uk/honda_120seccog_mill_wide.mov

Now this is excellent little movie - and it's for real, no CG used.

[Charley]

That is the coolest commercial ever. Even if there's no way that could be real, it still rules.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Actually it is real. took 606 retakes to do it. There's no trick photography or CG. Which makes it all the more impressivve

[Charley]

Thats not physically possible. Look at the tires on the incline, and the sudden inertia gain.

[Marcus Telcontar]

They counter weighted the tyres with screws.

http://www.dailytelegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/04/13/nhonda13.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/04/13/ixhome.html

The link is the story on how it was made and how they achieved this

[Gurney Devries]

That really is the coolest commercial ever. It's like Mousetrap, but without the board. :smokin

[Charley]

Ok, with counterweights, that flies :D