Fav movie lines

[Solomon Daenal]

I know......I know.....it's probably been done before, but o well.....I'm gonna do it anyways.:D

The title is (I would hope) pretty self-explanatory. So feel free ta rattle off your own personal list here. Startin' with one of my personal favorites from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.

Egbert: Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothin'. When I started, here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. That sank into the swamp, so I built a third one! That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp! But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad, the strongest castle in these isles!

[Eve Siren]

Girlfight - "When you're not training, someone else is training to kick your [beep]."

[Sanis Prent]

Better yet, lets say our quote, and the next person has to name the movie, and actor, actress, or character who said the line. :D

So here we go:


You smoke this...to try to escape reality. I am reality.

[Dae Jinn]

That evil guy from Platoon :mneh I dont know his name. He had a scar.


"Hello there, Mark. What are you doing? You didn't tell me you were a thief."

"Hey, go easy, lady. The boy's got a habit to support."

"Opium doesn't just grow on trees, you know."

[Sanis Prent]

:eek you're the last person I expected to guess that!

[Zeke]

How vague. Which evil guy? And I take it once the previous quote has been positively ID'ed, we'll get to name a new one?

[Dae Jinn]

edited in the next quote, shouldn't be too hard to quess ;)

[Sanis Prent]

Tom Berrenger's Sergeant character. Forget his last name, but she's correct. He's the only real "villain" in the movie, and I wouldn't call him that much, even. Thats why that movie's so good.

As for Dae's quote....no idea!

[Zeke]

I haven't seen a movie in ages, so I doubt if I'll see one I know. I can try though, and make a list of movies I need to see.

[Solomon Daenal]

I'm clueless:huh

[Dae Jinn]

Oh come on now! It's not that hard! :(

[Sanis Prent]

Dae - Trainspotting, Renton

Ok, here goes:


Sir! I have a plan! ...Mein Furher! I Can walk!!!

[Dae Jinn]

Nope,
actually 3 characters, but close enough :)

Diane -- "Hello there, Mark. What are you doing? You didn't tell me you were a thief."

Spud -- "Hey, go easy, lady. The boy's got a habit to support."

Sick Boy -- "Opium doesn't just grow on trees, you know."

[Dae Jinn]

Dr Strangelove, or how i learned to love the bomb! :D LMAO!

quote coming soon! ;)

[Sanis Prent]

>_< DAMN! Lucky girl...

[Dae Jinn]

This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!


Good luck :)

[Sanis Prent]

Dawn of the Dead, Dr. Millard Rausch

:D

...and here we go...


Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him.

[Lilya Goldberry]

Rudy, Father Cavanaugh

But I cheated. :o


A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming

Ok, no cheating now! ;)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Dae got the title wrong on:

Strangelove, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

*Tires to get his Dr. Strangelove Account to work*

And the E-mail its under is not existant! NOOO!


I'm here to kick "Butt..." and chew bubble-gum... And I'm all out of Bubble-gum

[Dae Jinn]

Close enough, I've never seen the film before so :mneh


And you never guessed my quote! Guess it now Dyzm! :mad!

And edit the swear out of your quote so that the thread isn't warned :p

[Sanis Prent]

And you activated the censor. Don't :)

[Taylor Millard]

COuld he daily feel a stab of hunger for her. Find nourishment at the very sight of her. I think so. Would she see through of the bars of his plight and ache for him.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Taylors is easy, must be Hannibal.

I don't know the others.

[Oriadin]

Dyzm's is 'They Live' I think.

"You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie..."

[Peter McCoy]

Don't know any so far except the one from Duke Nukem. I just wonder if anybody except Dru or Fett will get this one:

Man: "That is Torquey Madam! May I ask what you would expect to see out of a Torquey hotel window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The...Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeasts sweaping majestically?"

Woman: "Don't be daft - I expect to see the sea!"

Man: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky!"

[Hayes Muirso]

Fawtly Towers.

The Man is Basil Fawtly, the Woman is a hotel customer.

[Taro Idol]

Please ignore him - he's from Barcelona :)

[Droo]

Mrs. Richards actually says "Don't be silly", not "Don't be daft", silly! :rollin

By the way, it's Sergeant Barnes. "You ain't a firing squad, ya piece of dren!"

Okay, here's one:

"I suppose, if I were you, I'd have to kill myself. Cheers."

[Brask]

"Oh come on. It's not as if men never use sex to get what they want."

"How can we use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!"

[Kelt Simoson]

Faulty Twoers is like my fav comedy save for Honly fools and horses

MANWELL! *slap*

[Taro Idol]

Dru's is our very own Obi Wan Kenobi in "Bridge on the River Kwai".

[Droo]

You shouldn't have answered that you big, gay bender! :verymad

Oh well. :p

[Saccharine Jones]

*Wanders in the thread*


Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...

*Wnders back out again*

[Sable]

I only recognized a few of those quotes. I'm not going to leave one for y'all guess what's it from but I'd like to leave a quote that I liked from the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding; and the quote is --

"I don't remember frump girl, but I remember you."

Ok, I guess I'll play along and leave a quote; shouldn't be too hard to know what film this is from:

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

[Sanis Prent]

Dae's is from Barbarella

Ryla's is Vizzini, from The Princess Bride

Sable's is Pesci, from Goodfellas

And here's an easy one for me :)


I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

Or if you need any more help than that...


Charlie don't surf!

[Cassidy Williams]

Isn't that from 'Apocolypse Now', by the Kurtz guy?


Here's one...

Man: "Why do you want to dance?"

Woman: "Why do you want to live?"

Kudos to whoever gets that :)

[Sanis Prent]

Top one is Kurtz, bottom one is Kilgore :)

[Oriadin]

Everyone ignoring mine?

And Red Shoes is it?

[Cassidy Williams]

Kudos, you got the Red Shoes :D

And yours is from Clerks, I believe :)

[Oriadin]

Yay! Well done. :)

[Cassidy Williams]

Hmmm...

Man: This is the Bridal Suite. Send us up some caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer.

Woman: Who is this?

Man: This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered, to the seventh son of the seventh son!

[Zasz Grimm]

Woman: "So...you were Martyred?"

Man: "You could call it that. I call it being bludgeoned to S#%^& with big @#$%ing rocks."

:)

[Droo]

Can't get your one Cass. As for Zasz's that's Bethany and Rufus from "Dogma". :)

Here's another:

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained we must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature. "

[Zeke]

AGH! One I know and Loki beats me to it! >_<

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

....mine should be easy for ya all....:D

[Zeke]

I know that second one! But...jeez, what is it FROM? >_< I can't ID Loki's quote either...

[Droo]

Ok, here's an easier one from a very quotable character in a very quotable movie.

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't raise no foo'!"

:D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

"And shephards we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, our path descended set forth by thy hand, and swiftly carry out thy command, so we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with bones* shall it ever be, in nomine Patri, et Fili, et spiritu Sancti..."

*not sure of the word there

any guy should be able to get this one.....

:P I was sounding it out....I'm not a Latin major....

[Commander Zemil Vymes]

ahem...in nomine Patri, et Fili, et spiritu Sancti

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hmmm, I know I have heard half of these quotes before, and I can picture the contents they where used in, but I can't remember a single name! All of them roll into one! ARG!

Ok, ok, Hint Think "Vampiric"




Is there anything you can do, DOCTOR, I mean, seeing as how you've lost over 200 million patients?

[Saccharine Jones]

Sorr = Boondock Saints?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Boondock Saints! :D

I knew that one and the Apocalpse Now ones...sort of... :(


You have been weighed...you have been measured...and you have been found wanting.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

A Knights Tale ain't it LD?

[Severen Morkonis]

okay heres one:



Man: "Ohh, Nice suit"
Main Man: "Y...y..yes it was my daddys"

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Waterboy, to easy

[Garrett Blade]

I can't answer Dru's - he'll bite my head off again. :p

Here's one:

"I admire its purity, its sense of survival; unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."

"I've heard enough and I'm asking you to pull the plug."

"One more word. I can't speak for your chances, but... you have my sympathies."

Dru can't answer, he knows it's my fave quote in the movie! Or at least he should know!

[Droo]

I wanna answer! :cry

One of my favourite movie quotes is from Patrick Stewart in "Star Trek: First Contact". Another very quotable film.

"I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already. Too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here. This far, no further. And I will make them pay for what they've done."

[Beldarine]

Aha!! Blade's is from Alien

Ripley was talking.. and someone else, can't remember their name...

[Cassidy Williams]

Dyzm: Isn't that from the movie with Charlton Heston? 'Omega Man', or something?

And mine is from 'The Philadelphia Story' :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Saccharine Jones
Sorr = Boondock Saints?

Yus!

[Zasz Grimm]

The man speaking is Ash, well, he's not a Man. :). And it was right before she blasted him with napalm! YEAH! But after Ash tried to kill her.

kas kas kas...

Sorry, I'm an alien / aliens fiend. :)

I have to watch Aliens when I get home now. Thanks Garrett

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Originally posted by Dark Lord Dyzm
A Knights Tale ain't it LD?

Yeppers!

Can't think of any other quotes...no wait!


I know...i'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in another box and then I'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! Its brilliant brilliant brilliant! Genius I say!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Emperor's New Groove....

[Zeke]

Another one I knew, beaten to it again!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

sorry dear....*hugs*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

"Behold on a pale horse, the man who sat on him was death and hell followed with him."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*blinks*

I KNOW THIS ONE WHAT IS IT?! :cry


Se7en?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

nope, not even close....

[DarthHERA]

Apostle John in the Book of Revelations (The Bible) ?

(actually I know Ive seen the movie its from too, but cant rem) :(


My quote:

"Dont call me Shirley"



*goes to Zasz's house to watch Aliens - brings her own popcorn :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

not exactly sure where in the bible it's from but should be easy again.....

[DarthHERA]

um...huh?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hera: SpaceBalls? I can't remember but I know that one too!

Sorr its in Revelations, last book of the Bible. What movie is it from though??

[DarthHERA]

no not Spaceballs but something equally nutty.

And I already said its from the Book of Revelations

*Eats her popcorn*

[Solomon Daenal]

Hera: Airplane?

[Nayette Lamonge]

Sorr-- Is yours from 'Tombstone'? Johnny Ringo speaking?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*nods* Tombstone is right.....

[Saccharine Jones]

"Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."

:D

[Wei Wu Wei]

its in Revelations

Sorry, I just have to say this cause it bugs me so bad. The last book of the Bible is entitled REVELATION. Christ;s return is all one event, it just takes a long time is all.

[Nayette Lamonge]

Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."

The Hands of Fate!!! :D

"The Almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're f---ed."

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Braveheart?

[Nayette Lamonge]

Aye. :thumbups

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:D

"Multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever and you'll still have only a glimpse of what I'm talking about."

[Jims Apprentice]

Meet Joe Black???

(Is still Nayette)

"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire,
not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

o.O usually takes ppl a bit to get that one.....I dunno your's though....

[Jims Apprentice]

I've seen MJB like fifty times. I love it :)

[James Prent]

AS GOOD AS IT GETS! :D


He didn't fall? Inconcievable!

[Peter McCoy]

*Joins Hera and Zasz to watch Aliens*

We're on an express elevator to hell! Goin' down!!!

[Zasz Grimm]

"3...2....1...Mark....


.......WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOEEEYYYY"

Sorry, that's great...And here is another one...

Man: "Hey, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

Woman: "No...Have you?"

(It's blatantly obvious...but who said what!?"

[Zeke]

Zasz's quote is easy. That's Legolas talking with one of his butch female elf friends.

[Lady Vader]

Zasz: Aliens :)


MY TURN! (Yes, yes, it's easy... but SUCH a GREAT line :D)


Man: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."

Woman: "Dinosaurs eat man.... Woman inherits the earth."

[Figrin D'an]

James: The Princess Bride


LV: Jurassic Park, Ian Malcolm and Ellie Sattler


Zasz: Man was Pvt. Hudson, Woman was Pvt. Vasquez

[Figrin D'an]

Try this one.



I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

damn Frig, beat me to the answers...
Sorry, no idea what yours is on.

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."

[Lady Vader]

Fig: Blade Runner

Dyzm: Gone With The Wind


"You could have found a better spot!"

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lady Vader
Fig: Blade Runner


Correct


Dyzm: Casablanca

Umm... you might want to try that one again. :)



"You could have found a better spot!"


Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

"-what are you doing my son?"
"Succeding you... Father"

Bet ya can't get that! (Well, perhaps LV, Fig, and Mr. Davis could... So No Answer!)

[Figrin D'an]

Yeah, most people probably wouldn't get that one... I'm not sure that kind of movie counts in this discussion... :p


Here's one I've always liked.


I used to live like Robinson Crusoe, shipwrecked among 8 million people, but one day I saw a footprint in the sand and there you were.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Pfft! Its a movie, lets see them try to guess it.

And the movie quote, Must be from Duckman. We have gone through everything else. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

"And then dickless over there turned the grid off"

"Is this true?"

"Yes... this man has no dick"

One of the perfect oneliners ever ^_^

[DarthHERA]

yep Solomon Daenal, it was Leslie Nielson in AIRPLANE.


Dyzm - your first one is Rhett Butler to Scarlett O'Hara in GONE WITH THE WIND.


The others, I dont know, although Im thinking I should know Marcus'.

*scooches to make room on the couch for Peter :)

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
One of the perfect oneliners ever ^_^


:D

Yes, definately agree... great film overall. One of the best comedies of that decade.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Sounds almost slapstick, and lack of curse words means... 80's slapstick. Am I getting warmer?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ayayay.... you dont know where that quote comes from?

Someoen put them out of their misery!

[Zeke]

It's Ghostbusters, I believe.

[Lady Vader]

Marcus: "Ghostbusters"

Dan Aykroyd .... Dr. Raymond Stantz - "Our power grid was just fine until it was shut off by dickless here."

David Margulies .... Mayor Lenny - "Is this true?"

Bill Murray .... Dr. Peter Venkman - "Yes. This man has no dick."


Fig: "The Apartment"



"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lady Vader
Fig: "The Apartment"

Correct. :)




"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."


Spaceballs, Dark Helmet to Lone Starr.

[Figrin D'an]

Man #1: We've wounded this mountain. It's our duty to close her wounds. It's the least we can do to show our gratitude for all the wealth she's given us. If you guys don't want to help me, I'll do it alone.


Man #2: You talk about that mountain like it was a real woman.


Man #3: She's been a lot better to me than any woman I ever knew. Keep your shirt on, old-timer. Sure, I'll help ya.


You don't have to ID the characters... just name the film. :)

[Lady Vader]

Fig: "The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre"


"I hate the water, and I hate getting wet, and I hate YOU!"

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

No Clue... yet (Is writing down half of these movies)
I just don't remember quotes well. I could just watch a movie and perfectly miss quote it. Amazing talent eh?

Man1: Well, Me and Big Jim are going down to the University Book Store to get ahhh--

Man2: Beer?

Man1: Ah, no, books.

Man2: Beer?

Man1: No! I just-

Man2: Brewdogs?

Man1: NO! Not Brewdogs either.

Man2: Brewdizogs?

Man!:Yeah, yeah, thats what I'm getting...

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Lady Vader
Fig: "The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre"

Yup. :)




"I hate the water, and I hate getting wet, and I hate YOU!"


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, "Willie" Scott to Indiana Jones.

[Hunk]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Deadites!!!

Army of Darkness,
way to easy, it would been more of a challange is you used a quote from Evil Dead (1 or 2)

"What are you doing Dave?"

[Hunk]

"What are you doing Dave?"

2001: A Space Odyssey

And now, from one of my favorites (bear with me, I'm doing this from memory):


You leave them alone! They didn't do anything to us. So they like to keep to themselves, can you blame them? They live next to people that break into their house and burn it down while they're gone for the day.

You know what you were talking about the other day, Art, about Skip? You know, people that mow their lawn for the 800th time and then freak! That's us, it's not them. We're the ones vaulting over fences; we're the ones sneaking around and throwing garbage in the streets! It's us, it's not them.

[Figrin D'an]

I'm not completely sure, but that sounds kind of like a line from 'The Burbs.' It seems pretty close to something that Tom Hanks' character would have said.

[Hunk]

Bingo


I like to keep it nice and sharp--so sharp I could circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat, are you, Bug? Wait a minute...gnat...bug...do I see some simmilarity there? I think I do.

[Zasz Grimm]

I have two this time around!! :)

Man: "So hey, I heard you like have run into these things before..What did you do?"

Woman: "Ha....I died."

Second one

Man: "Game over man, game over! What the %^$# are we gonna do now?! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before, they're gonna come in here, and they're gonna kill us!"

What movie are they from and who said what?!

:D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Hunk
quote:
I like to keep it nice and sharp--so sharp I could circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat, are you, Bug? Wait a minute...gnat...bug...do I see some simmilarity there? I think I do.



Uncle Buck?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Game over man! I see it in my minds eye, the guy is hopping around with a gun. The crazy scared insane guy. I was thinking Starship Troopers but then that don't fit.

[Cassidy Williams]

'Game Over'... It's not another Aliens one, is it?

[Zasz Grimm]

Yus, it's an 'Aliens' quote!

But come on....who says it!?

So obvious if you've seen the movie..

:: Waits for people to kick themselves in the head ::

[Charley]

Hudson, you goobs!


One shot...one shot, Nicky.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Little Nicky? lol

[Charley]

No you blasphemous mongoloid, NO!

[CMJ]

Not really a RP person, but I wanted to join in. ;)

"Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts."

One of my very faves.

[Charley]

Gotta guess mine first :)

[Shawn]

CMJ, a little more difficult, please. :) Picking obscure lines from movies no one has ever seen isn't any fun, but you might as well have quoted Fellowship of the Ring. ;)

[CMJ]

Sorry Lounge Lizard..I think I musta written mine at the same time you did. :\ I literally have no idea...I'll have to think on it.

Shawn I'll be sure to pick something impossibly hard now. ;)

[Logic]

Aaagh...What's CMJ's? It sounds like it came out of Minority Report or something...I just can't place it! >_<

[CMJ]

Knowing you like war flicks...I'm gonna say "The Deer Hunter". I think there was a character named Nick. :\

[Zasz Grimm]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
Hudson, you goobs!

Thank God!

:: claps for Charley ::

(You kinda would fit his role quite well.. =P )

Now how about the other quote I posted?

Hm..?

[Charley]

CMJ, correct :)

[DarthHERA]

First one is Alien Ressurection - Joner to Ripley.

Second one is Aliens - Hudson (to Ripley and Hicks and Newt, I think)



woman:Why would she want to kill you in public?

man: I think she meant he threatened in public to kill her.

[DarthHERA]

shoot! there's like 20 posts while I typed my reply!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Since no one said it, CMJ's was from Memento.

:D I don't have a quote to post up....

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

"I have got something, listen up! This one is real gooood, you'll see!
We'll send a present to his door, upon there be a note to read.
Now in the box, we'll wait and hide, until his curiosity,
entices him to look inside, and then we'll have him 1 2 3!"

If you get that one, you will be awesome

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Nightmare Before Christmas

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You! Are awesome! I love the music in that movie

Whisper: "The fat man walks alone"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

nah, just a BB employee besides if I've seen it, I know where the quote is from.....

[CMJ]

"Puck and Claire were having an affai.."

"Were seeing each other, as you like to put it. Seeing each other's brains out."

[The Preacha]

Girl: Was it the bogeyman?

Man: As a matter of fact, it was.

Shouldn't be too hard.