Meddling with fortune in bed!

[Evil Hobgoblin]

As a change of pace from the ferocity of commenting on the war thread, I have a story.

Today, my brother, my dad and I went to lunch at a nearby Chinese restaurant. When we received the fortune cookies, my brother told me about a little trick. Take your fortune and insert somewhere in it the words "in bed".

Today's fortunes:

"Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion in bed." (Jeff's)

"Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation in bed." (Mine)

"Rest is a good thing, but boredom in bed is its brother." (My dad's)


As you can see, our family has now acquired much wisdom.

Eat much Chinese food? Post your true fortunes here!

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

:lol Yep, I heard of that too. I haven't had a fortune cookie to test it on though

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Awww damn me neither >_<

[Sanis Prent]

I've gone to my favorite chinese place twice in the past two weeks, and gotten THE SAME fortune in my fortune cookie each time. I'm going to try it again.

[Cherice St_Hilare]

That's funny. :lol I usually save my fortunes (don't ask why), so here's one that I got last week:

Never jump to conclusions in bed

[Captain Coruscant]

Wise advice from the cookie ;)


Homer: Ohh...oh..oh..(starts whimpering/crying)
Mindy: What's wrong, Homer?
Homer: We're going to have sex....
Mindy: Oh. Well, we don't have to if you don't want too.
Homer: But the cookie said so.
Mindy: Sweets aren't always right.
Homer: But, they're soooo sweet!

[Zeke]

I once had a fortuneless cookie. I cracked it open and there was no fortune inside. My friends say it means I have no future. I think it just means that I get nothing in bed. :)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

LOL Nothing in Bed, hehehe

I always used, "In My Pants"

And it works better if you just use "In my Pants" After every sentence you say. We drove people insane on my Senior After grad party. 6 of us, just doing idiotic things on the bus.

[Evil Hobgoblin]

Originally posted by Dark Lord Dyzm
LOL Nothing in Bed, hehehe

I always used, "In My Pants"

And it works better if you just use "In my Pants" After every sentence you say. We drove people insane on my Senior After grad party. 6 of us, just doing idiotic things on the bus in my pants.

You're right, Dyzm, that is pretty good. :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

old joke dat, been doing that with the last line of a horoscope for years...fun though....