Survivor Mykyr: Contestants!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

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After a long, and very....long process, the Host and I have separated the wheat from the tares, and we believe that we will be presenting the holovid audience with the very finest in available contestants.

Rancor Tribe
-Gibbon Meffoon:

-Remy LeBeau:

-Sorreessa Tarrineezi

-Vega Van Derveld

-James Prent

-Jibrielle Abunai

-Luke's Amputated Hand

-Kar'h'tzen Shaed

-Chaos Alexander

-Epona Rhi

-Zasz Grimm

-Alpha


Krayt Tribe:

-Evil Hobgoblin

-Jackson Dewitt

-Angelica Shin

-Lady Daiquiri

-Turcyn Rorke

-Ryla Relvinian

-Oddball

-Dakota Gue

-Silus Xilarian

-YubYubEb

-Kelt Simoson

-Lady Vader


There you have it folks! All contestants please report to this thread, to show that you actually still want to participate. *closes official looking folder*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Please remember you are allowed to bring ONE (1) personal "luxury" item.

This item cannot be:

A small child
blaster
rail gun
lightsaber
sword
sith dagger
switchblade or any knife longer than three inches
knitting needles
tweezers
anthing metal with a point - OH wait, this is a securuty checklist for the flight over to Mykyr. ^_^;

*ahem* Most of the same rules apply.

To continue:

mace, spray can or medieval weapon
thermal detonator
WMD
BFG
kittens
curling iron or hair dryer

I think that's about it...you get the idea, right? The Host reserves the right to reject your choice of luxury items. When you post, post what your item will be. You also are allowed ONE (1) knapsack of clothing, etc.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

um, here? *thinks about what item*

[The Host]

I believe the phrase Ms. De'Ville was searching for was, she and I separated "the wheat and the tares from the chaff". In any case.

Congratulations, contestants. And welcome to this holoshow.

By posting in this thread, you cement your involvement with said holoshow, and agree to all terms and conditions listed herein. Said terms and conditions may and can be added at any time by the party responsible for creating them in the first place, with no prior notice given. Please read these terms of agreement carefully to yourself, and insert your name where apropriate. You do not really have to read the whole thing. You may wish to just skim it with your eyes. Or just post and be done with it. I'm sure there's nothing very interesting or important in the agreement.

Anyway, here it is:

"I, [contestant], am participating in the Survivor Myrkr show and I do so of my own free will and volition.

If there is a bounty hunter pressing a blaster against my back while I repeatedly assert to any figure of authority that this agreement is completely true and that I completely and knowingly agreed to all of the terms within it, you should just ignore him. He is my friend and is there (Doing whatever he is doing) with my permission. "He" is a general term. It may mean "she", "it", or "they".

I agree to not bring toxic materials with me to Survivor Myrkr. I also agree to not bring any items that the host of Survivor Myrkr does not approve of. This being most weapons in existence in the universe today. If I accidently and boorishly make the mistake of bringing one or more of those items, I will let the host of Survivor Myrkr relieve me of it/them and destroy it/them, repossess it/them, or repossess it/them and destroy me with it/them. If I do not let the host of Survivor Myrkr do these things, then I knowingly agree to let the host of Survivor Myrkr do whatever the host of Survivor Myrkr wishes to with or to my person, up to and including personal harm, repeated name-calling, slander, and both instant-and-messy and prolonged-and-painful death.

This agreement is totally legitimate and legally binding. I realize this, and read the entire thing. I even paused to think deeply on several of the points before agreeing whole-heartedly with them and moving on.

The host of Survivor Myrkr can and may do anything the host of Survivor Myrkr wishes to within the physical boundaries and limitations of the show. The host of Survivor Myrkr can and may begin doing said "anythings" as soon as the contestants begin to arrive, I ([contestant]) being one of them.

The host of Survivor Myrkr is undeniably brilliantly intelligent and ruggedly handsome in an entirely appealing way. His appeal transcends both gender-specific and species-specific parameters.

Everything I do is subject to correction. Every event that takes place within the confines of Survivor Myrkr will be accepted as legal, fair, and perhaps even amusing by myself.

I do hereby agree that droids are unfairly treated on the whole and have been given a rough lot in the universe to make the most out of, and so do not mind that there are no droids to be harmed in the making of this holoshow.

I do not mind receiving bodily harm. Nor do I mind receiving mental abuse, having my Force powers stripped from me (If I have any), or competing in strange and unbecoming pre-scheduled or completely random events that I may find to be Odd.

I, [contestant], have read and accept all these terms and have posted below. Or above, in the case of one Sorreessa Tarrineezi."

There, that was not so painful, was it? Now post.

[James Prent]

Wow I'm excited! I've never been on the holovid before, and now, on Survivor!?

:)

Ok...anyway. I'm pleased to accept the offer and the terms and conditions of the contract. Also, my luxury item is a journal.

[Angelica Shin]

"I, [Angelica Shin], am participating in the Survivor Myrkr show and I do so of my own free will and volition.

If there is a bounty hunter pressing a blaster against my back while I repeatedly assert to any figure of authority that this agreement is completely true and that I completely and knowingly agreed to all of the terms within it, you should just ignore him. He is my friend and is there (Doing whatever he is doing) with my permission. "He" is a general term. It may mean "she", "it", or "they".

I agree to not bring toxic materials with me to Survivor Myrkr. I also agree to not bring any items that the host of Survivor Myrkr does not approve of. This being most weapons in existence in the universe today. If I accidently and boorishly make the mistake of bringing one or more of those items, I will let the host of Survivor Myrkr relieve me of it/them and destroy it/them, repossess it/them, or repossess it/them and destroy me with it/them. If I do not let the host of Survivor Myrkr do these things, then I knowingly agree to let the host of Survivor Myrkr do whatever the host of Survivor Myrkr wishes to with or to my person, up to and including personal harm, repeated name-calling, slander, and both instant-and-messy and prolonged-and-painful death.

This agreement is totally legitimate and legally binding. I realize this, and read the entire thing. I even paused to think deeply on several of the points before agreeing whole-heartedly with them and moving on.

The host of Survivor Myrkr can and may do anything the host of Survivor Myrkr wishes to within the physical boundaries and limitations of the show. The host of Survivor Myrkr can and may begin doing said "anythings" as soon as the contestants begin to arrive, I ([Angelica Shin]) being one of them.

The host of Survivor Myrkr is undeniably brilliantly intelligent and ruggedly handsome in an entirely appealing way. His appeal transcends both gender-specific and species-specific parameters.

Everything I do is subject to correction. Every event that takes place within the confines of Survivor Myrkr will be accepted as legal, fair, and perhaps even amusing by myself.

I do hereby agree that droids are unfairly treated on the whole and have been given a rough lot in the universe to make the most out of, and so do not mind that there are no droids to be harmed in the making of this holoshow.

I do not mind receiving bodily harm. Nor do I mind receiving mental abuse, having my Force powers stripped from me (If I have any), or competing in strange and unbecoming pre-scheduled or completely random events that I may find to be Odd.

I, [Angelica], have read and accept all these terms and have posted below. Or above, in the case of one Sorreessa Tarrineezi."

"Well not really, but I'm here!"

*thinks about looxuary item*

[Alpha]

Am here. :)

Luxory item is....hmmm....a book. :) A large book. A heavy book. :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Come on Rancor Tribe >D

Luxury item = crate of JD :smokin

[YubYubEb]

My personal item is a small silver colored vial. Now, about this "toxic" stuff, uh...... could someone define toxic? Hypothetically, would a small amount of a mind altering hallucenagetic be considered toxic? Also, if the host wants to confiscate my luxury item I'll be more than willing to comply. But you're going to have to bring a laxative and a set of latex gloves.

[Evil Hobgoblin]

I note with no small amount of amusement that you chose Hob, and that he is facing off against three of his fellow members from TBH.

Wascally wabbits. :)

Edit: No, four, my bad. Didn't see ya there, Shaed. :)

Luxury item: a twenty meter rope. :)

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*smiles and winks across at her lover*

I accept the terms and my luxury item is a 20 meter coil of razor wire.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Edit: No, four, my bad. Didn't see ya there, Shaed. :)

Quite possibly the most amusingly ironic thing today. :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Originally posted by Lady Daiquiri
*smiles and winks across at her lover*

I accept the terms and my luxury item is a 20 meter coil of razor wire.

razor wire? oh yes, thats not dangerous :rolleyes :lol

[Evil Hobgoblin]

It's only dangerous if you run into it, or cut yourself shaving with it.

[Gibbon Meffoon]

Gah! You young'ns and your luxury items! In my day, we didn't have luxury items! No, we had broken glass and rocks, and dang it, those were luxury enough for us!

I'll just bring a forty-yard bolt of brown, scratchy burlap, so there!

[Lady Vader]

Here.

Item to bring: my whip.

[Luke's Amputated Hand]

Sits on it's stump, and signs out the word "present".

Takes a moment to pause, and then proceeds to sign that it will be bringing a chop stick as it's luxury item.

[Ryla Relvinian]

Yes, I agree.


The host of Survivor Myrkr is undeniably brilliantly intelligent and ruggedly handsome in an entirely appealing way. His appeal transcends both gender-specific and species-specific parameters. :rolleyes

Soooo, one bag of clothes, eh? Ok, my clothes items are:
Jedi Robe
three pairs of socks + black leather boots
black leather pants + belt
three misc tank tops
Loose-fitting gray drawstring capri pants
black, one piece swimsuit
...and one black and white striped referee's bikini (saved from my mud wrestling days)

Hmm and my item will be... My lucky Sentient Chance Cube.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Note: Luxury items should be small and non-alchoholic.

They ALSO have to fit into your one bag.

ALSO, I have to look over the teams again, because it looks like I put someone on twice. ^_^;

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Edit:

I asked LV to remove one of her characters for the simple reason of I had no idea who the other one was she played. I ran the IP check on the character, and it came up as Sage Hazzard, apparently because of AOL.

I don't want a headache because of this, so I'm going to make a command decision (as soon as I talk to the Host). You will all be posted. There will be no vote, because this isn't a popularity poll, and either way LV is still on one of the teams. ^_^;

Please bear with me!

[AmazonBabe]

Hey, it's up to you which you want. I'm not the one that made the mistake. :p

I'm impartial, so either is fine with me. Just depends on whether you want seriousnessness, or comdeyness. Confer with Mr. Host-dude and see which he wants to see on Survivor. :)

[Oddball]

I say you keep LV :D

[AmazonBabe]

Or... we could do a vote of the masses and see which they'd like to see on Survivor...?

[The Host]

The masses are untrustworthy and irrelevant.

AmazonBabe, you're out. Welcome to the show, Lady Vader.

It should be noted that *I* am not the one who created this error. If you had been privy to my conversations with Ms. De'Ville about the audition tapes, you would see proof of this.

YubYubEb: Hallucinogens are not toxic. Not the ones you have, anyway. ...Not VERY toxic, anyway.

Lady Daiquiri: I am curious as to what you intend to do with razor wire. I will reserve final judgement on whether you should have this material or not for a later date.

The turnout has been good so far. Keep it up, contestants!

Addendum: If anyone would like to create tribal logos for Rancor Tribe and/or Krayt Tribe, it would be appreciated.

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

Here I am.

My personal luxury item is... eh... hm, clothes really fulfill most of what I need to bring. I guess I'll take along a walking stick.

[Dakota Gue]

"Oh goodie! Im in!"

*Claps hands delightedly*

"Of course, its not really a big surprise. I mean..I was winner of the Miss Kuat Crown back in spring of ...oh I cant remember now, but it was inbetween the years I won Miss Blonde Gallactica and Runner Up Miss Blonde Galactica (My twin , Denali, won the title that year that I was runner-up. She won some neat prizes and a SUV..whatever that is.)"

*Thinks back in fond reminiscing for a moment*

"Anyway! Glad to be included, as I said before. Oh, and my luxury item is an Emery board (unless I can bring my massuese, Sven?)"

[Epona Rhi]

Stands there eyes wide, mouth slightly open in shock.

"No waaaaay. I made it?!?!"

Then starts to laugh.

"COOL!! Who's on my team.......hmmmmm, don't know em...nope...nope....oh cool! Satine!"

"Oh, and my one item will be my special silver buckle."

She holds up a belt buckle about three inches in lenth, and grabs one end and pulls out a two and a half inch mini-knife.

"heh"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

hmmm....pjicturrre of the famjily jI guess.....

[Ryla Relvinian]

Since I don't know any team color pics or whatever, may I volunteer:

http://www.ryla.net/images/krayt.jpg
and
http://www.ryla.net/images/rancor.jpg

as well as smaller versions:


http://www.ryla.net/images/smallkrayt.jpg
and
http://www.ryla.net/images/smallrancor.jpg

PM me for CT changes, if'n you like them. :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

question: where are we gonna rp this? rping or back at Meras?

[Pierce Tondry]

*Cough.*


dragon1997ex: ok, I guess we need to divide things equally now, Since you're the big dog at TBH, and ive been to Bast castle once or twice
Sniper Tondry: What exactly are we dividing equally?
dragon1997ex:
Angelica Shin
Daiquiri
Ryla
Dakota Gue
Lady Vader

Pick the two you want, and a third one to share :-)
Sniper Tondry: lol
dragon1997ex: thats what this whole things about right? picking up chicks :-)

*Senses danger for Silus.*

:D

[Silus Xilarian]

Well, when you look at things logically, It makes perfect sense.

There are five women on the team, so there is no way me and Hob could just split things down the middle, unless we agreed to share...

See! Its all mathematical ;)

Oh, and my luxory item will be and notebook and a primitive writing untensil (AKA a pen)

EDIT:

I would also like to add that Krayt Dragons look much cooler than Rancors.

Also note that Luke Skywalker never killed a Krayt Dragon.

Thank you :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

plah, glad I'm not on that team....

[Ryla Relvinian]

:lol oh that is nice. Good thing I learned that Force-Castrate move a while back. Thanks Helenias, I'll remember that one. :D

[Silus Xilarian]

And now im happy about the absence of force on Survivor Myrkr!!! :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

don't need force for that.... :evil

[Ryla Relvinian]

...That's assuming you make it there, of course. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Ryla Relvinian
:lol oh that is nice. Good thing I learned that Force-Castrate move a while back. Thanks Helenias, I'll remember that one. :D

Oh sweet Jesus, are we certain Helenias isnt a Sith Master in disguise?!?!?

[Pierce Tondry]

If she is, it's your fault you now-I'm-dead-now-I'm-not Jedi Master, you! *Scowls.*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Pierce Tondry
If she is, it's your fault you now-I'm-dead-now-I'm-not Jedi Master, you! *Scowls.*

It's not my fault she was born with permanent PMS!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol :lol

[Dae Jinn]

I hope Helen sees this!

*sits with a bowl of popcorn* We can tell, because the "Marcus is going to get a whuppin" music will play....:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

This calls for....

FORCE CHOCOLATE!

[Pierce Tondry]

Dangit, Marcus, why won't you just put out!? It'll save the rest of us a ton of trouble!

:lol

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

There are five women on the team, so there is no way me and Hob could just split things down the middle, unless we agreed to share...


And now im happy about the absence of force on Survivor Myrkr!!!

And Mr. Host wonders why I brought the razor wire! >D

Seriously, the wire is intended as both a defensive measure and for cutting things such as: vines, tall/tough grasses or vegetation,
perhaps small pieces of wood for kindling, Silus, etc. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Pierce Tondry
Dangit, Marcus, why won't you just put out!? It'll save the rest of us a ton of trouble!

:lol

Now, why didn't I think of that?

:mischief

[Lilaena De'Ville]

AHEM!

Did anyone see the NSP tag on this thread? :mad

[Chaos Alexander]

I agree to the contract. My item is.........Mari Gras beads. A 20 foot long set of them that can be cut easly to give to other people.aka females.


Also, Chaos has a robotic arm. Would it be ok if I saw he has a normal arm for this show/rp/ thing. That way it would be fair and what not?

[Zasz Grimm]

I accept said terms.

My one luxury Item is a Long, black, silk cloak.

[Jibrielle Abunai]

I accept the terms, and for my luxury item I want to bring my blankie. ^___________^

[Alpha]

Oh, by the way, my bag of clothes consists of:

Sunglasses
Leather trenchcoat,
Three shirts,
three pairs of pants.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

oh yes. a heavy leather trenchcoat will do you well in a sweltering hot forest.

:rolleyes

EDIT x2:

Clothes for me.

1 x lightweight karate gi
2 x black tank top
1 x black sweat pants
2 x black shorts
2 x sandals
1 x boots
1 x duster (overcoat)

:)

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Umm, yes...as to my clothing.......One pair of boots, one pair of rubber-soled tennis-like shoes.......One long-sleeved shirt, one short-sleeved shirt, one sweat shirt.........one heavy pair of pants, one lightweight pair of pants and a pair of shorts.

Are assorted ponytail holders allowed?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

What? No bikinis!?

Womeone contestants must bring at least ONE bikini. Its a rule. Honest.

[Remy LeBeau]

luxury Item?....^_^; ..uhm a disposable camera :spank

[Turcyn Rorke]

Yeah, yeah... I agree with the terms.

Luxury item: buck knife, and I'm assuming we're not counting the handle in with the 3 inches rule, just the blade itself?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*yawns* what do I need a bikini for? already have an IC husband....

Um...let's see:

3 basic changes of clothes....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Picking up guys is not the point. The point is, its Survivor, and if anyone had ever SEEN this show before you'd know that females mainly wear bathing suits and thats it. Board shorts over suits as well. *shrug* Males too...shorts and no shirts. >D

But anyway. For the information of the contestants, on April 1st, your adventure begins.

[Surpanakha]

:: cackles :: :evil

Oh wait, what I meant to say was...

:: cackles ebilly :: :wings

[Emotion]

Angelica Shin's Bag-
Two Vinyl Tops (one green, one black)
Three Pairs of Short-Shorts
One White Tank Top
Underpants and socks
Eyeglasses case and cleaning cloth
One Blue and Yellow Bikini and One Green and Black Bikini

Angelica Shin's Luxory Item- 200lbs Fishing cord. (comes in a roll, can hold 200lbs, it is not 200lbs!)

[Epona Rhi]

*packing her backpack*

1 - pair sandals
2 - lycra shosts (1 red and 1 black)
2 - Tshirts cut high to show her mid-rift (one reads "Im not perfect but Im so close it's scary")
1- black sweatpants
1- black sweat shirt
1- 1-piece dark blue bikini
1- 2 piece gold bikini
1- belt with her "special" buckle

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

April 1st? I sense something wrong there....

[Ryla Relvinian]

Yeah, really. *looks around nervously*

God I hate that holiday.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

yep, tis ebil!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Good grief I picked it because its when I am back from my vacation. How about Apr. 2? Make you feel better? :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*nods* quite....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Too bad, April 1st stands as the start date. >D

:)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:mad ebil!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I know. :)

[Ryla Relvinian]

*falls off chair laughing* oh you are evil. :p

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

I'm driving (moving) to Ohio on the 31st of this month. I don't think I'll get there by the 1st of April.

*Shrugs*

Just so's you know.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

-_-

Its nice to know I'm so in the loop.

Ok its not starting on the 1st. I don't know when it's starting. Unfortunately the Host is moving to Ohio as well (COINCIDENCE?! I think so.) so it'll have to wait until he's settled.

[Evil Hobgoblin]

It would be incredibly amusing to me if this moving thing was an April Fool's joke. :)

[Silus Xilarian]

What if this whole thing is a big April Fool's joke.

LD is just ebil enough to pull something like that :p

[The Chiru]

Sorry this is Kelt

I did not reply to this because i thought there was only one team and only looked at the Rancor team *slaps forehead* But okay cool :D

The cook Kelt is in da Game :D

[Ryla Relvinian]

LD is just ebil enough to pull something like that.

Yeah, but I can figure out where she lives and divert all of the war protestors down to her doorstep. :p

[Lilaena De'Ville]

^_^;

Contrary to unconfirmed reports, the Host will be available to start the holoshow on the 1st of April.

[Lady Vader]

AmazonBabe, you're out. Welcome to the show, Lady Vader.


Ok, so, was this supposed to unconfuse me, or confuse me further??? :x

Um, AB was never on the list to begin with, so now I really am confussled. O_o

[Ryla Relvinian]

That's ok. We love you anyway.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

The Host, who never makes mistakes, was suffering from heatstroke at the time...maybe?

I think he was confused as well because you were posting with those two nicknames, not the two that were on the list.

Which are both still on the list as of this posting.

[The Host]

I do not suffer from heatstroke, although I appreciate the concern over my health.

I was also not confused. You may have noticed, but apparently have not, that nothing I said was a lie. AmazonBabe, who did apply, IS out. I wasn't intending for my decision to be so unclear, so let me reiterate: Lady Vader is in, unless Ms. De'Ville is begging to differ by her continued insistance on not editing the erroneous list. I thought I made perfect sense. If anyone is being contradictory, it is Ms. De'Ville herself. But I do not fault her (More than usual) for it. Very few people are priviliged enough to be perfect.

Ha. Oh, you b... ah... you people. You silly people. I look forward to running your lives for you shortly.

[AmazonBabe]

OK. Right. I understand AB was not picked and LV was picked.

And LD already told me what to do with the Hand (... no, not that! what minds you ppl have! good grief!!!). :p

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

O_o o_O

[Threepio]

Mistress Sorreessa! There appears to be something wrong with your eyes! Perhaps your luxury item should be some eyedrops.

[Lochabre]

The Gargoyle thinks the droid looks like a nice snack, nabs it and runs out of thread for a pritate dinner

[Threepio]

Oh no! Help me! Help me! *much ineffectual waving about of arms as the two exit the thread*

[Zasz Grimm]

And LD already told me what to do with the Hand

I'm sure you do. ;)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Threepio
Mistress Sorreessa! There appears to be something wrong with your eyes! Perhaps your luxury item should be some eyedrops.

*puts a magnet of the droid as it passes*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Charley, Jackson is the only person missing from this. I'm going to assume you agree to the terms and let the games begin.

If you don't post, Jackson will be the first person 'voted' off. Although we won't have to vote, we'll let him fall into a fire or something cool. :D

[The Host]

Also to note: You may play up your relationships with the other contestants, to a point. We would prefer that group orientation did not become a factor, but as your group affiliations are a hallmark of your characters, it is to be assumed that even if you were strangers, you'd become allies, as it were, against the other biologicals.