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Sanis Prent
Mar 13th, 2003, 05:33:30 PM
...eating cake mix out of the box, because you have almost nothing else edible around.
Zakatiel Rhinehart
Mar 13th, 2003, 05:34:05 PM
You have cake mix??? Lucky dog, I just got Rice...
Sanis Prent
Mar 13th, 2003, 05:37:00 PM
I have rice, but I've eaten rice and ramen for days. I need something sweet, and its either cake mix, or tang.
Oriadin
Mar 13th, 2003, 06:48:24 PM
Poor is the side I support when I go to watch the football.
Beldarine
Mar 13th, 2003, 09:58:18 PM
he he..

Tang...

:smokin
Ryla Relvinian
Mar 13th, 2003, 11:50:11 PM
:lol @ tang

See, if I had your address I would have sent you a box of cookies by now. :)

And I make good cookies.
Sanis Prent
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:04:31 AM
I can provide address if you can provide cookies :)!
Aurelias Kazaar
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:05:30 AM
Cookies?

Can I have some?

PLEASE!

*doe eyes*
Sanis Prent
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:07:35 AM
No dude, I'm poor!
Lann Kirauc
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:41:16 AM
Let's begin a charley relief fund... lol
Darth Turbogeek
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:49:19 AM
Cake mix? You were lucky!
Gibbon Meffoon
Mar 14th, 2003, 02:00:43 AM
Gah! You young'ns and your cake mixes!

Why, back in my day, we didn't have and tame cake mixes! No, you had to go out with your tree limb and chase down a box of wild saber-toothed cake mix beast! The battle could last for days, and many lost their elbows or earlobes to the great beasts. But, if you could slay one, you became king!
Darth Viscera
Mar 14th, 2003, 09:17:51 AM
You've been fixing the ramens correctly, right? You're supposed to fix it like spaghetti. I knew one dumb woman who would always cook the things like they're supposed to be in a big pot of soup....which is so unbelievably stupid that to this day I still want to strangle her, because I had to eat those noodles.

Anyways, boil them up as you would spaghetti, drain of all but maybe 1 tablespoon worth of water when serving, and don't forget to use the seasoning pouches-sprinkle them on as you're serving, after you've drained the water, because you don't want to dilute it. They taste much better that way. The chicken flavored ones (take your pick-mushroom chicken, chicken chicken, cream chicken, spicy chicken, vegetable chicken) are the most tolerable.

And if you have 3 eggs, a cake pan, a wire whisk, 55 minutes of oven time, 1.5 cups of water and some vegetable oil, you can turn that cake mix into.....*gasp*....a cake! ;)

Make sure you're taking notes. Later today I'll show you how to make a bird feeder (doubles as a bong) out of kitty litter, a torn sock, a 2 liter coke bottle, and anything phallic-shaped.
Remy LeBeau
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:26:56 AM
Meh brutha Tang is all ya need. Have two slice of bread around and use de tang as sandwish spread. :D....along side a tang drink..you're in heaven :angel