Pee-your-pants funniness!

[Sanis Prent]

http://imao.us/

:lol

I love really really good satire.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Didnt get all of them read but what I did...LOL!!

[imported_Terran Starek]

This isn't too bad--has some funny moments. I love satire. :)

Sad thing is, Sanis, with all great pieces of satire, you know that too many stupid people are scratching their heads saying:

"I can't believe this guy thinks that! What a moron! I'm gonna email him right now and give this jerk a piece of my mind!"

:D

[Sanis Prent]

Those are the best though. He occasionally puts some of those emails up there. One is from a socialist/anarchist sympathizer named "Dope Girl". There's also a lot of French and Canadian hate mail, which gets amusing.

[Sean Piett]

"So how do you plan on destroying the missiles, Saddam?"

"I think I'll launch them at Israel."

What a great site! Thanks :)

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

And, if people are being oppressed by an evil government, all we’ll have to do is say, “Hey you! Stop being communist!” and the next day they’ll have elections, capitalism, and free-press to keep from having their country turned into a parking lot.

That is hella funny! :lol

[Sanis Prent]

Unrelated, I got this in an email:


Idiotic Tourist - Women Killed By Elephant While Taking Photo

On January 7th of this year, a woman was on a safari tour in Tanzania. See, apparently she was a volunteer for the Peace Corps and had decided to see a bit of the animal life in its natural habitat. Well, someone should have told her that 'natural habitat' does not include people wanting a better picture. Seems like she wanted a good snapshot of an elephant during a tour of Ruaha National Park, and proceeded to get out of the tour bus and approach the beast for a close up. Well, Simba didn't like that, and charged the woman, crushing her head with his enormous feet, as well as the camera.

The bus driver, Samua Selbir, told the associated press that, "The elephant saw her approaching and got scared. I told the women to get back in the bus but she told me that she is in the peace corps and know how to handle the elephant. The next thing I knew I saw the animal (elephant) walk up to the women, kick her legs from under her, then placed his heavy foot on top of her head. Her brain came right out of her skull and the blood and brain pieces spewed onto my bus."

The husband of the women, living in Chicago, gave the following short statement:

"Brenda was a women that had more of a passion for animals than Mother Theresa had for humans. I can picture my wife's face with a huge smile on it while the elephant was crushing her skull, and I know that she would never blame an animal for protecting itself. I have been asked if I blame the animal for her death, and I don't. I blame the American government for spending money on a possible war with Iraq instead of placing that money where it belongs, and it belongs in animal behavioral research. My wife would be alive today, possibly making love to me right this moment, if America backed off of Iraq and spent that money not on war machines, but on elephant hypothalamus research".

[Figrin D'an]

LMAO!

Could that women have been, or her husband be, any more clueless?

[Darth Turbogeek]

Is that authentic Sanis? If so, I agree with Figrin. Dumb. Real Dumb

[Sanis Prent]

Can't confirm, but it was in some newsletter thing emailed to me.

[Loki Ahmrah]

If that's true I can't find any humor in the woman's death. She was stupid, yes, but if this is authentic, her husband is the greater idiot.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

pretty stupid to do at any rate, you don't walk up to wild animals, it's sad but she did it to herself.....

[Beldarine]

Actually, I can find humor in this woman's death.. It's like the Darwin Awards -- those are hysterical, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just morbid.

But this has to be a joke.. I'm sorry, but nobody can be as stupid as her husband. And if it is real, please god.. Tell me they didn't reproduce!!!

[IG-88]

I am firmly of the belief that all biological life-forms should have their heads accidently crushed underfoot by "frightened" elephants.

Of course, then the elephants would have to go next. But I would thank them first.

[imported_Terran Starek]

I agree with Beldarine, there. There's no way the husband's statement is true. Can't be.

. . .

There I go putting too much faith in stupid people again! My fault!


I retract my previous skepticism. :D

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

why this feel like Deja'vu? I swear we have done this before...
Honestly, It feels like it has all happened just like this far in the past.