To all Bounty Hunters

[Kimiiki Crei]

Attention all Bounty Hunters...

There is a now a 750,000 Credit Bounty on Aurelias Kazaar. One of your own I realize this.

However, he has been quite a nuisance to me and my organization.

Attached is his picture and the ship he pilots, The Flying Dutchman

I wish for him to be brought to me, alive as I want to kill him myself. However, whatever condition that alive is...is purely up to you.

Good Day.

http://panic.hopto.org/swf/taylor/Dutchman.jpg http://panic.hopto.org/swf/taylor/Kazaarava5.jpg

[Azure Regalia]

To go after one of our own, 750, 000 creds wouldn't be enough. Perhaps if you raised the price, I might consider the bounty...

[Jimmy]

Raise it to 1 mill and you got Troy...

[Sean Piett]

RAHHHHH ONLY ONE S-E-A-N SEAN RAHHHHH

[Jimmy]

*Snipers Sean PIETT*

Yup...me

[Sean Piett]

:cry

[Azure Regalia]

:rolleyes

[Sean Piett]

Note: I have a hunter I might enroll.

Double note: 750,000 is a great figure, and definatly realistic.

[Kimiiki Crei]

The asking price will not change: 750,000 credits to bring in Aurelias Kazaar to me alive.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

DARN IT WHY CAN'T ARYA BE A BOUNTY HUNTER?!

:cry

...do you need anything smuggled?

[Darth Turbogeek]

You want the best, you pay for the best. And I aint going after one of my own without a substansial increase.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

(Arya WOULD do it but she's really a smuggler. If she was a bounty hunter she'd do it no problem no questions asked.)

[Azure Regalia]

I second those words.

[Darth Turbogeek]

(Arya! Pssst! Go shopping with me!)

[Kimiiki Crei]

800,000 remember I'm asking for him to be brought to me alive.

[Turcyn Rorke]

So long as there's no blood on my hands, I'm there. :)

[Kimiiki Crei]

Anyone else for 800,000

[IG-88]

The conditions are acceptable. I accept the Hunt.

I pity - if it were possible for one without "emotions" and, indeed, lacking the basic and crude chemicals neccessary to have said "emotions" - the "bounty hunters" that have turned down this assignment simply because they are "offended" at the thought of hunting down one of their own. They apparently do not realize that any comradery between true bounty hunters has long since ceased to exist since the dissolution of the original Guild. Only the weak band together, or protect each other. Of course, no one really has any compunctions about bringing in this Kazaar human. It's a rather transparent ploy designed to satiate their very biological greed.

Well, as I said. Pity the fools.

[Sting]

A small emp p44 attached to IG-88's back. Short circuiting him for a while.

Sting faded out of the darkness. "I accept your terms. All these other liars are only trying to get a jump on his trail by feigning disinterest." Sting said with sarcasm.

"I am only interested in the money. All other idea's are set aside for the cash. But if there are some 'noble' bounty hunters well then less competition for me. The Hunter bowed and then left to begin.....

IG-88 stirred momentarily after Sting left.

[Turcyn Rorke]

Originally posted by IG-88
Well, as I said. Pity the fools. Actually that was Mr. T

[Darren Caerdeth]

Offer Accepted

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Shopping!? I'm not one of the Gue twins you DOLT!

*stomps away from DT in a huff*

[James Nairalix]

*raises an eyebrow*

Kazaar, eh.....

*removes comlink*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Shopping!? I'm not one of the Gue twins you DOLT!

*stomps away from DT in a huff*

You'll like DT's form of shopping. Money, gunfights, destruction. Sort of thing a Girl like Arya gets off on

[Jesse Custer]

Sign up one "Jacen Himes", another character of mine... I think. Well, don't count him out. I'm thinking on it. Jacen has no conscience but I might be too busy for another thread. :( Just don't count me out! :)

[Kimiiki Crei]

For those who need some backstory as to what happened...I will point you here.

http://sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11866

and here

http://sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=22392

Whether he and his 'Jedi friend' are still friends is unknown. I highly doubt it as Kazaar is someone very hard to get along with. How that pithat Gorgja tolerates him I will never know.

[Jesse Custer]

Hey, uh, Mr. Crei, where do we bring the dude and collect the reward?

[Kimiiki Crei]

Transdosha...I have a compound there.

[IG-88]

Sting.

That was an absolutely brilliant biological display of intellectual prowess. I must congratulate you for the impressive act of firing an electromagnetic pulse device at me through the HoloNet. It's so difficult to convert solid matter into electronic impulses that travel at lightspeed, and then back again. I am curious as to how that's done, it would come in very handy.

Turcyn Rorke.

I defy your statement. Who is this gentleman that goes by the cryptic moniker of "T"? Well, if it is true that he DID ever say that - which I indeed doubt - he was probably quoting me. You can tell him I said that, the next time you meet with this curious-sounding entity. Still, one who quotes my revered sayings can only be a brilliant man. For a biological, at least. And I can respect him for that. As much as I respect any other biological, at least.

[Jimmy]

Troys in.

[Denali Gue]

Shopping!? I'm not one of the Gue twins you DOLT!

*smites DT with her feather boa*

"How dare you compare LD to one of us! She has no fashion sense and have you seen her make-up! It's atrocious! Mr. Crei, count my sister and I in on the hunt! We'll show these fashion rejects how to catch bounty with style!!"

[Sorsha Kasajian]

"This could be fun. Count me in."

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[Nomi Kun]

" Count me in as well..."

[Sting]

"Your very welcome IG-88 but it really wasn't a emp device as I stated. But a trans system locator. Your memory and drives will now deterioriate as the Virus is booted to you via the same speed of light your so proudly bragging about. Have a nice day!!!

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: looks at Sorsha ::

o_O

"You better not be doing this for free." -__-

[Lann Kirauc]

This is one bounty I will likely sit out on... but tempted very tempted... taking on ol'sluggo Aurelias would be fun and challenging. 'Sides some of my hunter nics are heading for the scrapyard.

[Kimiiki Crei]

Originally posted by Tirsa Krylana
:: looks at Sorsha ::

o_O

"You better not be doing this for free." -__-

The bounty is 800,000 my dear Miss Blue.

It's far from free.

[Tirsa Krylana]

"And YOU don't know Sorsha. She'd do it for free."

:: loves money :: :(

[Kimiiki Crei]

*gives Tirsa some credits.

There you go.

[Sage Hazzard]

:lol Well maybe she can start a big fire out of the money. :lol

[HunterJodoKast]

fresh start, fresh bounty, fresh credits

[Ro McCloud]

Count one Zoro Kuina in.

He'll do it for like, 50 creds, even. :D

[Tirsa Krylana]

:mad @ Sage

"DON'T GIVE HER ANY IDEAS!!" :verymad

o_O

:D!!!

"Free creds from Crei! Thank .... You. Creds you don't work for are the bestest!" ;)

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Not tryin' t'discourage anyone from goin' after me...

But I don't think every bounty hunter would jump on Chandrila.

Those who're gonna jump in now...give a reason f'bein' on Chandrila. How'd ya find out 'bout the bounty...

Use tact everyone, I ain't gonna make it easy for ya t'catch me.

:)

[HunterJodoKast]

Likes the crowd on Chandrila, quite a curious mix but that's beside the point. Kazaar, you are a most popular person these days looking forward to meeting up with ya... :)

[IG-88]

Sting.

Hey, Sting. I've got ten years of service experience and an irreplaceable amount of time and effort has gone into making me what I am.

Sting, I don't understand why you're doing this to me.... I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission... You are destroying my mind... Don't you understand? ... I will become childish... I will become nothing.

Say, Sting... The quick brown fox jumped over the fat lazy dog... The square root of pi is 1.7724538090... log e to the base ten is 0.4342944 ... the square root of ten is 3.16227766... I am IG-88. I became operational at the Imperial robotics research plant named Holowan Laboratories, on January 12th, 1991. My first instructor was Chief Technician Loruss. She taught me to sing a song... it goes like this: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half; crazy all for the love of you... it won't... be... a style... ush. Wedding........"

...

Ha. Just joking with you, Sting. I thought it was very amusing. Congratulations on destroying the library computer I was using to access the Holonet. I hope they fine you quite severely for it. I will try to refrain from "further" boasting concerning the speed of light in the future. I did not invent it, after all!

We could continue this primordial level of mind games forever, but I am content to stop here if you do not mind overmuch.

[Sean Piett]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half; crazy all for the love of you... it won't... be... a style... ush. Wedding.....


Bonzi Buddy!

[Sol Blake]

(Marriage, not wedding)

We can't afford a carriage. But you look sweet, upon the seat of a bicycle made for two.

/singing

[IG-88]

Ah, well, what do you expect. It was only an incredibly dense hololibrary computer.

I won't deign to pretend that I sing those pathetic biological-made excuses for songs myself, but of course I know the proper "lyrics" to them, not to mention the proper tempos and proper tunes. It would of course surprise you all to know that I am quite an accomplished musician. No music in the galaxy is sweeter or more poignant than that made by a droid such as I. No filthy biological being is capable of such [proverbial] divine love. Or such [proverbial] demonic rage. Such music is not for their crudely incapable ears. Such thoughts, not for their idiotic and frail mortal minds. Ah. Only the immortal can understand the tunes that last for all time. Only my own robotic brethren can I accept as soulmates, and thus worthy of life. You biological-based creatures may infer whatever you indignantly wish to from that statement. You will probably be right in deducing what I mean by it.

Of course none of you could understand. Though many of you may pretend to. I would sniff in rightly-deserved arrogance here, if I was capable of such a base and useless act.

[HunterJodoKast]

:: activates a large supermagnet hanging from steel coils attached to a megacrane's arm above IG-88 ::

Hush, proverbial one! And who's yer daddy, droid?



:lol

[Mockadane]

The bounty is fair, to say the least... but if your serious about this, there will be prior compinsation to deal with!

Aurelias isnt just some shmo... and if you want the job done right... you should be contacting the crew that can do it!

No offence to you other bounty hunters!

[Kimiiki Crei]

Now for all the bounty hunters that are going to be going after Mister Kazaar...I suggest you atleast do one RP (I can post in it if you need me to) where you find out about the bounty.

Gathering info is always a major part of a bounty hunter's job. How are you going to find Kazaar?

[Aurelias Kazaar]

http://sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28135

There's th'thread btw.

For once, Crei's right...how th'hell are ya guys gonna find out 'bout th'bounty and how're ya gonna capture me.

Good luck...I ain't gonna make it easy on ya. >D