To whom it may concern...

[Sanis Prent]

I am very bored. I would like to fix this. So this is a reminder that Sanis Prent is available for hire! Prices negotiable. Whether you want somebody roughed up, want an extra hand in a fight, or something special, I am available to get the job done.

[Navaria Tarkin]

besides that, I am in two threads with you that you need to post to 'dear' :mneh

[Dae Jinn]

Crack that whip, Nav! :lol

Hmmmmm, I might have a use for Sanis, have to discuss it with some people though. :)

[Sanis Prent]

Already beat you to it, Nav honey :)

[Navaria Tarkin]

Oops ^_^; Sorry about that.

[Sanis Prent]

Its okay.

:love

I love you pumpkin...

[Navaria Tarkin]

I love you too hunny-bunny :love

[TheHolo.Net]

Considers having someone hire
Sanis for something he actually may not do

[Sanis Prent]

(Stands up on table)

:shootin

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY!

[Kwiet Ideya]

::holds out a handful of pocket change::

M-mister...can you find me a mommy?

::eyes wide with hope::

[Navaria Tarkin]

o_O Good Lordy ... that would be impressive admin man

But ... I digress

ANY OF YOU FRELLING PRATS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FRELLING LAST ONE OF YA!!! :verymad :verymad

:shootin

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Navaria Tarkin
ANY OF YOU FRELLING PRATS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FRELLING LAST ONE OF YA!!! :verymad :verymad

:shootin This from a Jedi!?!?! :eek

What is this world coming to?

[Pierce Tondry]

TELL HER, "BIZNATCH, BE COOL!"

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Anyone need a foot massage? I'm the foot cracking master.

[Navaria Tarkin]

Well, if you give me a foot massage, I am sure Sanis will kill you ^_^


Swfans - I was possessed by Dalethria :cry or was it Dalee o_O

[Zeke]

So long as one of the three adopts Kwiet, we don't really care who did it. :D

[Sanis Prent]

I'm not a man of violence. I'm sure me and Aurelias can come to an understanding :)

[Navaria Tarkin]

Oh thanks for defending my honor :rolleyes

[TheHolo.Net]

AhHa, maybe my thought from earlier isn't too outlandish. :lol

[Sigil Roland]

Now, now, theres no need to resort to violence... Unless a Ford Pinto is involved...

Then we start playing musical chairs, or something else from childhood.

If a Ford Pinto is involved then we have a campfire.

A big Campfire...

[Zeke]

Aurelias and I, you foolish bounty hunter!

FORCE GRAMMAR BOOK!

With a grand gesture and a deep bow, Zeke summons a giant textbook from the sky to crush Sanis! The bounty hunter crawls from beneath it, flattened out like a sheet of cardboard.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Sigil Roland]

FORCE ANVIL TIME!!!

*Zeke is crushed by a huge Anvil due to his stealing Sigil's Thunder!.*

The Force Grammer Book is Mine! Never touch it again, or suffer a worse fate.

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Zeke
FORCE GRAMMAR BOOK!Being master to Jamel while he was here must have caused the latent ability of that move within you to surface.

BTW: Sanis started the hijacking of his own [RP] tagged topic so it looks like anythhing goes unless he says otherwise. :lol

[Zeke]

Oh hell yeah, Fans. Thanks to that kid, I am now fluent in a new language: Typonese. :D And Sigil, I just knew I'd seen the move before. If I give you props, can I borrow it?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol couldn't understand that boy half the time.....and the long o' posts, oi....

[Sigil Roland]

I'm being ignored again...

Do I have to start another list of things that are nuts or something? No one AIM's me anymore. And I have to get people mad at me in order for them to talk to me. :(


Or---


What is this? Lag in a Forum?

[Zeke]

Huh? I'm not mad. I just wanna borrow your nifty FORCE GRAMMAR BOOK technique. I'll leave it be though...

[Sigil Roland]

LOL, No it's just that if you edit your post before the five minutes are up you don't get an edit line and it makes you look like you said something else!

*Swipes back Grammer Book*

Next time you can do my English homework...

[Zeke]

Alright, but I ain't doing your homework. I just had my last English Composition class today. I'm done with writing for a while now.

[Sanis Prent]

(Keeps a deadpan calm, Michael Corleone face)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*hides* kowaii desu....

[Jesse Custer]

Hmm... This makes me think of something... Has to do with another of my characters. I'd have to set it up first though...

I might be contacting you soon, Mr. Prent... Question: is your character cool with doing some private eye work, maybe mixed with some light tussling?

[Pierce Tondry]

*Shoots Sanis in the back.*

Force of habit, sorry. :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol cool, I mean bad Pierce!

[Sanis Prent]

That won't be a problem.

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
I'm not a man of violence. I'm sure me and Aurelias can come to an understanding :)

Yes, he'll just...accidently fall out of a window :mischief

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

...onto some bullets....:lol

[Sanis Prent]

If history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

[on topic] Job for Sanis?

Uhm... one word.

Severe? :: looks on hopefully with big, chihuahua-puppy eyes :: O.O

[Sanis Prent]

Severe?

[imported_Taja Loraan]

the drug dealio.

[Sanis Prent]

Ah....my small-potatoes competitors.

I won't rule it out, but it'll be more expensive, and with more negotiation involved

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Sanis dahling, I'm sure Sasseeri has something she'd LOVE to talk to you about in her Office.

[Marcus Telcontar]

My eyes cork with pleasurement

[ReaperFett]

No one AIM's me anymore
IM me then. We'll talk :)



Sanis, if you need a Merc to werc (Boom boom! ;) with, you know the IM name. Comes in red/black, bad costume and un costumed flavours :)

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Sanis dahling, I'm sure Sasseeri has something she'd LOVE to talk to you about in her Office.

I need to talk to sass as well, methinks. have to wait for sanis to get back online to iron out the details.

[Navaria Tarkin]

Sasseeri ..... -_- guh ...