The Theme of Art Finals

[Zeke]

Here's the song that has carried me through painting shoes, drawing 2 room interiors, making a near-life size self portrait, and a mobile...it helps relieve the pressure of upcoming deadlines and I don't ever have to drink anything...I present the Beer Song.

Oh what is the malted liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (BEER!)
Can't get enough of it! (BEER!)
How we really love it! (BEER!)
Makes me think I'm a man!

I could kiss and hug it! (BEER!)
But I'd rather chug it! (BEER!)
Got my belly out to here! (BEER!)
I could not refuse a--(BEER!)
I could really use a--(BEER!)
BEER BEER BEER...

I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve pack with my dad (BURP)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud!
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits.

Drink with your family!
Drink it with your friends!
Drink it til you're fat! Stomach...distends
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you
We like to drink til we spew! EEW!
Who cares if we get fat? I'll drink to that!
As we sing once more...

What is the malted liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (BEER!)
Can't get enough of it! (BEER!)
How we really love it! (BEER!)
Makes me think I'm a man!

I could kiss and hug it! (BEER!)
But I'd rather chug it! (BEER!)
Got my belly out to here! (BEER!)
Golly I adore it!
C'mon dammit pour it!
Do it for me
Brew it for me
Feed it to me
Speed it to me
The most wonderful drink in the world HOORAY!
(BURP!!)

[Figrin D'an]

I prefer this (http://my.execpc.com/~kroken/McCurdy, Pat- Sex & Beer.mp3) one.... :)

It's worth the download.

[Marcus Telcontar]

It's worth the download, I vouch for that!

[Zeke]

It is. :D Verra nice, Figrin.

[imported_Marcus]

Two good things :D

[Zeke]

I could use plenty of the former, but don't really go out for the latter. Though songs concerning either subject are usually quite hilarious.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

haven't found a good beer yet.....other, hmmm.... :rolleyes

[imported_Marcus]

Here's to Brother Zekey
Brother Zekey
Brother Zekey
Here's to Brother Zekey who's with us tonight
He's happy
He's jolly,
He's six foot by golly
Here's to Brother Zekey,
Who's with us tongiht..

Now Drink .mother<smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>er
Drink mother <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>er..

And so on :D Aussie Rallying war cry

[Figrin D'an]

This (http://my.execpc.com/~kroken/Bob & Tom - Tim Wilson - Beer Belly Blues.mp3) one is pretty good, too.

:)

More specific the theme of the thread.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol pretty funny.....

[Aranel Oronrá]

:lol

[imported_Marcus]

Oh, that one is bad in a very funny way!

[Zeke]

TIM WILSON! :D He's hilarious! I've got a whole CD of his stuff. I especially like the part about the "Go To Hell Stores". Hee. :lol

[Figrin D'an]

Yeah, Old Milwaukee's been awefully good to me, yeah...
Yeah, Pabst Blue Ribbon's been awefully good to me...
Yeah, yeast in general's been awefully good to me...


:)

Gotta love it...

[imported_Marcus]

Good thing it's not Fosters

[Figrin D'an]

Here's (http://my.execpc.com/~kroken/Bob & Tom - The Man Song.mp3) one that the ladies will like....

(unrelated to the topic really).

Something tells me that Helenias might appreciate this latest one. ;)

[imported_Marcus]

LOL!!!!! Yes, she would :D

[Zeke]

That's bad!

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol