SWFans Action Figures

[Sanis Prent]

Okay, I just had a thought. What if, in some crazy alternate universe, our RP alter egos became so amazingly popular that Star Wars lisencees decided to make a line of action figures for the characters on SWFans. What would they come with? What special things would they do, etc.

(Rules: do as many as you please, but not one for yourself. Let others have fun)

"Holy Matrimony" Sorreessa Tarrineezi (With :lol action)
-Pull the cord on her back to make her go :lol.
-Comes with:
--Handcuffs
--Knife
--Pre-Nuptual Agreement.

"Man O' WTF" Marcus Elessar (With face-swapping action)
-Press button on top of hood to change faces from Marcus Elessar, Darth Turbogeek, Captain Tohmahawk, and the Shadow Jedi.
-Comes With:
--Force Frying Pan
--Bottle of Beano
--Jedi Toilet Duck
--Can of Fosters

[Aaron Belargic]

A thousand LMAO's :lol!!

[Brena Ducat]

Priceless!!! LOL LOL

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oooh, now this could actually be rather amusing!

Sanis Prent, comes with -

- Running shoes (for those fast getaways)
- Cool sunglasses
- A wardrobe the size of Ken's
- Press the button on his back and he does a pelvic trust

[Sejah Haversh]

"Jedi Relic" Anbira Hicchoru (With flying action)
-Pull trigger to set spring loaded feet. Hours of fun watching him "take off" and "fly" through the air.
-comes with
--Year's supply of Geritol
--Anti-gravity Jedi walking frame
--1980's Cadillac capable of going 55 MPH
--Memory of when dinosaurs still roamed the earth.

[Sanis Prent]

- A wardrobe the size of Ken's

:lol!

And the Caddy! :lol!

[Marcus Telcontar]

The Lady Vader action fighure...

- Comes with genuine leather whip and also 5 press button whipping movements
- Doesnt come with clothes, but has water dissolvable paint and brushes so you can customise her coverings!

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
The Lady Vader action fighure...

- Comes with genuine leather whip and also 5 press button whipping movements
- Doesnt come with clothes, but has water dissolvable paint and brushes so you can customise her coverings!

I'll buy 2!
:mischief

[Sanis Prent]

"DRKZYDE GRRL POWR!!!" Daiquiri (With Ricki Lake "Neck Jive" action)
-Gently tap head to cause it to rock threateningly from side to side.
-Comes with:
--Biker Jacket
--Evil Spice Girl's Maternity wear
--"Girl's night out" Margarita glass.
--Can of Clairol hairspray

[Taylor Millard]

"Smuggler" Loklorien s'Ilancy

-Battle action change into wolf form

Comes with:
-MMU figure
- 2 bottles of vodka
- 12 pack of 'Purple Mynock' beer
-Long Katana

[Sanis Prent]

"Vanity Sith" Vega Van Derveld (Comes with Effeminate-running action)
-Wind up dial on back to 'run in a girly manner'.
-Comes With:
--Red silk jumpsuit
--Matching dog collar
--Lightsaber
--Cosmetic mirror
--Hairbrush

[TheHolo.Net]

:lol

Best thread concept in a long time. Cheers!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

good god :lol :lol :lol

[Alana Stormcloud]

lmao :lol

[Sanis Prent]

SPECIAL ACCESSORY:

Reaperfett Urn (with hidden missile launcher)
-Inscribed with "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto!"
-Open lid to reveal scratch & sniff strawberry stickers of Bruce Campbell
-Button underneath causes secret missile to fire (Don't aim at eyes! Not suitable for children under 5)

[Sejah Haversh]

"Boy Geneuis" Loki Ahmrah (Too young to get any action)
--Comes with blister-pack packaging that reads Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but has been scribbled out with a sharpie and "Loki Ahmrah" has been written below it.
--<strike>Hogwarts</strike>, er, Jedi robe
--The Encyclopaedia Brittanica
--Magic X-ray John Lennon glasses.

[Darius Van-Derveld]

lol @ vegadoll

[Marcus Telcontar]

Dae Tana Jinn Doll
-

* Sorry, not suitible for children. ad censored *

[Taylor Millard]

"Fighter Pilot" Silus Xilarian
Has reversable flightsuit, which turns into dress.

Comes with:
-Issue of 'Pilot's Play Pals' signed by the Monthly Flygirl
-Lightsaber
-3 hats, since he has no many
-Bottle of 'Aphrodisiac' Colonge
-1 blonde wig for his 'Sally ID'

[Vega Van-Derveld]

You forgot to mention his 'Sally' disguise Taylor :D :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ogre Mal Pannis Doll -

-- Comes with authentic axe
-- "OGRE SMASH!" action
-- Also comes with super secret identity change to SW-Fans administrator, with the Ogre Smash turing into a "BAN IDIOT" action
-- Option extras include Ogre Cave, Ogre Chemistry Set and Ogre Torture chamber with additional gory figures for that extra authentic touch

[Sanis Prent]

"Cliche' European Villain" Taylor Millard (with smoke ring action - smoke solution not included)
-Press button on back to hear 12 different phrases in a creepy British accent.
-Pump head down to cause smoke rings to puff from cigar
-Comes with:
--Medal Case (with detachable medals)
--Bottle of scotch
--Political Action Podium (with springloaded missiles)

And coming soon: The Castle Millard playset (not included)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Due to safety concerns, the Itala Marzullo and Lord Gue dolls have been withdrawn from sale.

[Sejah Haversh]

"What did he say?" Jamel Cro'klyn (With Martial Artist Fisting action)
-Press any of his buttons to activate strangely kinky defensive postures.
-Comes with:
--Eye corking reaction that causes pleasurement
--Fully poseable to materlize into a showcase of skill
--Mysogonistic tendancies

*Post decoder not incuded. See Zeke for details

[Marcus Telcontar]

OMG, now that was BAD! :lol :lol :lol

[Sejah Haversh]

*takes bow*

Thank you, thank you.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Bad, but sooo funny :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent

"Holy Matrimony" Sorreessa Tarrineezi (With :lol action)
-Pull the cord on her back to make her go :lol.
-Comes with:
--Handcuffs
--Knife
--Pre-Nuptual Agreement.

handcuffs?

knife? wtf?

:lol

[Loki Ahmrah]

Sejah, that was hilarious! :lol

[Dirjj Mordrai]

:lol great stuff guys!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Thye "Annoy me and you die" Helenias Evenstar doll, comes with ..

-- Preprogrammed motorised limb removal attack on other dolls
-- Super Crotch Kicking action feet
-- Invincible armor renders her completey invunlerable to all attacks, except nuclear bomb.
-- Barbie dress set expansion - includes 20 dress changes for Senate meetings, insult generator pull string and stare of death eyes
-- Comes with life sized elf ears

*Nuclear bombs will be dealt with in Force Crotch Shot manner.
** No elves were permantly harmed in removal of ears

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

The "I'll Pimp Anything With Two Or More Legs" Verse Dawnstrider action figure.

Now comes with 'humping action'

This one of a kind action figure includes over five button-push reactions that are so realistic, it will make your head spin! Such actions include (but are not limited to)

The 'hanky-panky spanky' action!
The 'conjunct' (aka: boop flop) action!
The 'toosh grap' action!
The 'hand through the hair and personal grooming' action!
The 'mack 'er good' action!

Above all else, this toy comes with the most realistic feature of all: the ability to go MIA at the drop of a hat! It's like magic and will surely amaze you.

Manufacturer not responsible for unhappiness with product or the inability to bring toy back once MIA. All rights reserved -- restricted in some territories.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol :lol :lol

[Oriadin]

The "Furry and Cute" Sejah Haversh doll, comes with ..

beer drinking action and the ability to blow things up by pressing the 'force Telekenesis' button.

--Colouring book
--Old second hand light saber
--Book and audio cassette so you can learn to read with Sejah!

For children aged between 3 and 99 years.

[Alana Stormcloud]

:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol does it come with Tevies?

[Marcus Telcontar]

The "Will you marry me?" Xazor Elessar action doll! Now featuring...

-- Realistic weapons, including 3 sabres, 5 guns, 4 swords, 5 thermal detonators, 2 rail guns, bow and arrows, a ravenous kitten and a big stick.
-- A little balck book so you can keep track of all your relationships
-- Authentic Garou coins so you too can make your own Garou braids!
-- A book on anger management
-- a 55 page family tree booklet is also included.
-- Comes with a can of whipped cream
-- Comes with Force Speed Typing action, guarentteed to destroy your keyboard with it's speed or your money back

* No refund will be given if the doll decides it's owned by someone else.

[Xazor Elessar]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

OMG THAT'S HILAROUS!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

she has no action though...oh wait...nevermind... :wings

[Marcus Telcontar]

Her action got added.

Clickity click BOOM!

[Xazor Elessar]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

:lol :lol :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

damn, makes my joke not funny anymore though! :mad :lol

[Chaos Alexander]

I want to get one thinf straight. The "Will Mpimp anythign with two or more legs' thing is dead wrong. I DO have morals..........They are allowed to have only one or none. I don't want to distrimenate on the legless hoes out there.......

[Alpha]

:lol!!! Oh, this is classic! :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol :crack

[Xazor Elessar]

ONE TIME SPECIAL OFFER!!!!

Now for all those young ladies out there, the "NUDE RANGER ACTION FIGURE!" See now, Marcus Elessar in his birthday suit with the press of a button!

Includes:

Lightsaber with hidden sex toy conversion
Pull cord. When pulled, right hand waves before you and real life voice says, "This is not the sex you are looking for".

Special feature:

Now with the press of a button, Marcus Elessar -- Jedi Master and Warlord becomes:

THE NAKED RANGER!

Cover the eyes of children and turn your girls away when you here, "ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!"


Not responsible for excessive nudity at unwilled points of time.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol *sees Dae buying all of them* still wanna know what my knife is for....

[Marcus Telcontar]

:eek

[Kelt Simoson]

hehe :lol

[imported_Terran Starek]

:lol :lol :lol Xazor's "Will You Marry Me" Kit! :lol :lol :lol

(pain of stomach-wrenching, side-splitting laughter)

. . .

(pain turns to realization)

. . .

(realization turns to denial)

. . .

(denial turns to acceptance)

:cry

:D :D

[Lady Vader]

The Lady Vader action fighure...

- Comes with genuine leather whip and also 5 press button whipping movements
- Doesnt come with clothes, but has water dissolvable paint and brushes so you can customise her coverings!

O_o

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[H. A. Ferenczy]

NEWS REPORT: THIS JUST IN: THE "NUDE RANGER ACTION FIGURE" HAS JUST BEEN BANNED BY PLANET EARTH!




SAVE FOR THOSE SICK LIL' BASTARDS OUT THERE!!!!




Great posts.....keep 'em comin!

[Chaos Alexander]

The Xazor "I can't deside on a Last Name" Action Figure

Includes:
1,000+ sigs
UnGodly Long list of Abilities
Sign that says "Flirt with my Daddy and Die!!!!!!"
The following last name plates:
Leo Kama
Leo Dawnstrider
Dawnstrider
Magus
Leo Magus
Elessar
Q'Dunn

Spiecal Features:

Pull string that says the following phrases:
"You can be my padawan. Your number is 1,554, 252. "
"I hate Santhia.........."
"Will you marry me?"
"Can I have your last name too? I goin' for the record!"
"I hate Verse........."

[Morgan Evanar]

Ryla:
With hip shakin' action. Makes the boys hearts go quakin:

Sings "Oh so blue!"
Pull her pants down. "BAD NUP!"

Lightsaber and see through blouse sold seperately.

Figure is fully posable and very flexible ;)

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol @ Chaos!!!!!

ROFLMFAO!!! :lol :lol :lol

Now just in!

Jedi Wannabe-Neverbe Doll! Inspired by, Chaos Alexander Dawnstrider!

Includes:

Anger out the roof
A lightsaber
An array of weapons that change by the minute

Also, a pull string that when pulled, releases the following messages:

"My sister is a beeeeeyotch!"
"Xazor -- you suck."
"My Father is so pimp!"
"Hurry, we need to multiply faster than the Van Dervelds!"
"I love ya Xaz' -- love to hate you!"
"Vega is my buddy."

NOW INCLUDES: Replica tear away left arm!!!

Never leave home without him. Coming soon: belt loop babies! Dolls of the same size, but with hooks for easy hanging on your weapons belt for those long rides home.

CHOKING HAZZARD: Some parts may be too small for younger children -- but, those parts should be the ones left unexposed.

:lol

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
Ryla:
With hip shakin' action. Makes the boys hearts go quakin:

Sings "Oh so blue!"
Pull her pants down. "BAD NUP!"

Lightsaber and see through blouse sold seperately.

Figure is fully posable and very flexible ;) Slogan on box:

"Now you too can finally get the answer to the question that has plagued so many. Is she blue all over?"

[Chaos Alexander]

::Smiles evilly::

"I feel a war comin' on."

[Sanis Prent]

"True Love Waits" Navaria Tarkin figure
-Comes with:
--Lightsaber
--Ghosty Daleethria mini-figure
--Super Durasteel Chastity belt

[Morgan Evanar]

"Now you too can finally get the answer to the question that has plagued so many. Is she blue all over?" Bwhahahahha.
--Super Durasteel Chastity belt

Poor Sanis. Install mariage. Problem solved.

[Morgan Evanar]

Akrabim:
see through glow eyes action. Also with posable illusion accessories.
Includes:
Quantum Katana (actually sharp. No children under 10)
Shruikens.

"I'll sneak in and stab them."

WITH NINJA STABBING AND SNEAKING ACTION

[Nathanial K'cansce]

:lol!!

Funny junk here. :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

The "Did I break your concentration" Morgan Evanar doll now includes..

-- retractible claws that actually slice and dice
-- Glowing green eyes
-- Freaky tattoos
-- Pull string that quotes "kekekekekeke, Ar in yur base, killing yur d00ds"
-- A guass gun with added spring loaded projectile
-- And now with added Jedi Smiting Action, to deal with all those annoyign pests who persist in hanging around.

[DarthHERA]

You lot are so funny! This thread is great :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

OMG this thread is out of control!! I love it! :D

[imported_Cyrus Haman]

The "I take no gup from anyone" Hera Drenkast action figure

Complete with-

Bite marks on the neck from SAURRON
Heart melting eyes
Belly button piercing
Bottle of Rum
Double-bladed Lightsaber
Pet Dragon, Hephaestus
Mini-Business Card which says, "Nasty Girl Enterprises"

She's also fully-poseable for all those games of 'Strip Sabacc'

And press the button on her back and get the following sounds:

"Cyrus get in here!"

"NASS! What did you do with Cyrus!"

"I want it ALL!"
;)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Doesn't surprise me Nav has a chasity belt.... with all the things that Ogre and I hav....

:|

Nevermind :D

[Aurelias Kazaar]

The "I'm innocent unless I'm around Aurelias" Estelle Russard figure.

Comes with:
Lightsaber
Stick on tattoos, so you can have grown up and young Estelle.
Jedi Robes
Belly button stone
Issue of "Cizerack Men Undressed"
Issue of "Bounty Hunters Galore"
Petite Cigar
Innocent Look

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Helenias Evenstar]

Excuse me while I recover from laughing so hard.

:lol :lol :lol

[Wei Wu Wei]

These are just great. This is a very cool thread idea. I'll have to think of one eventually.

[Ansatsu]

The Ansatsu doll:

Comes with:

Robotic arms and legs the size of a buick.
Too manu gadgets to count.
Side-changing action
Small Kwiet figure
Red sash
Quad-Saber that could never exist
And even comes with the super ultra rare complaining action phrases! Including:

"I don't like this ct, change it!"
"Sometimes I think you guys just don't like me!"
"Why do I try?"
And, "My characters are never liked, but I'm an idiot cuz I don't realize they really are!"

I'm pickin at myself, but I think most will find that accurate. Yeah, that was fun. Feel free to laugh.

[Da-ku Etanial]

The "I'm only dumb to get what I want" Wei Wu Wei Doll (no insult intended)

Includes-
One Wedding Band
15 Different Chinese/Japanese Style Robes
Green Light Fan (only for Defense)
1 Lightsabre
And a bag full of apples

--Wei family Cart not included--

*dusts hands and walks off*

[Evil Hobgoblin]

Catelogue item #5547: "Let's do battle" Zeke action figure!

- Comes with lightsaber dispenser so all your Jedi can have at least two weapons during battle!
- Special scissors and mousse to imitate Zeke's unique hairstyle!
- Also has six red "creature capture" balls and custom hat!
- Comes with the following sayings!

"Let's battle!"
"I'm gonna win!"
"I've gotta do it!"
"We need to go save Misty!"
"Pikachu, I choose you!"

- Also comes with "Zeke the Happy Happy Joy Joy Nice Boy Freunlaven!" miniature, plus real valium and prozac tablets to make those flashbacks just as good as the real thing!

Temporarily out of stock because Sorr couldn't get enough Inu-Aku actions figures, so she had to settle for these.

[Evil Hobgoblin]

Catelogue Item #12345: The "It's Possible to Be Both Good and Evil at the same time" Alpha!

- Comes with reverseable "evil suit" and multiple group ID pins for each day of the week!
- Has special disappearing/reappearing fleet!
- Has attachable beard that transforms the figure into "Old Satine" at will!
- Has accompanying "Sidar Kondo" action figure joined at the hip!
- Also includes tradeable Magic the Gathering card that has the following game statistics!

Cost: 3 colorless, 2 red mana (red card)
Power: 4
Toughness: 20
Jedi Legend
Game Text: At any time, a character with power greater than 0 may tap to give Alpha a "beating counter" and tap him. Alpha is +0/+1 for each "beating counter". Sorsha Kasajian may tap to take control of Alpha at any time. Alpha may tap to reverse the letters "er" to "re" in any post.
7 red: Promote Alpha to "Jedi Master Satine" giving him immunity to further "beatings" and restricting his participation in RP.
Flavor Text: "Oh, no, not again. Just don't hit the kidneys this time, guys."

[Wei Wu Wei]

Originally posted by Da-ku Etanial
The "I'm only dumb to get what I want" Wei Wu Wei Doll (no insult intended)

Darn! You figured out my strategy! :mad :p




--Wei family Cart not included--




Family Cart playset coming soon! That means I'd have to make action figures for Wei's mom and dad too. :D

Miss Te action figure with real over excited action!

Comes with 5 phrases!

Let me help you with that, sweetie!
Oh, aren;t you just the sweetest thing?
Now, don't you back talk me mister!
Did I raise you in a barn?
Come here and give me a hug!

Comes with various cooking supplies.

P'u action figure with real sitting around and doing nothing action!

Chuckles with the press of a button.
If you leave it for alone after pressing the button, it snores for a second before going back to sleep

Special Family Cart P'u action figure!

Says, "Get on mule!" When you press a button.


Grandpa action figure coming soon.

[Dasquian Belargic]

LMAO @ Hob and the Xazor figure :D :D

moremore :rollin

[Xazor Elessar]

Coming to a store near you:

Lethargic Belargic: The Original Dasquian Doll!

Now includes a pull string with the following lyrics from songs that could be sung by him, Lethargic Belargic!

"All bbby myseeeeelf, don't wanna be -- all bbby myself."
"I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back."
"Nobody wants to be lonely -- nobody wants to cry!"
"Now that you're gone -- who am I without you now?"

And for those days when he's feeling PERKY:

"It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up, everything is FRELLed, everybody sucks!"

We know you'll appreciate all of his accessories too!

Hairbrush
Comb
Hairspray
Barettes
Earings
Necklace
Bracelet

And for those little girls out there who can't get enough of his SECRET WARDROBE:

The all new "Night On The Town" party dress! This black satine garment now comes in your size too so that you can look just like your Dasquian Doll!

But that's not all, for a minimal fee, you can have: MY SIZE DASQUIAN! He comes equipped with accessories that you too can use and wear! It doesn't get much better than this! Call now to get your Lethargic Belargic doll!


Not responsible for homosexuality in young boys.


sorry Mr.Net -- just writing without thinking. It was a song lyric and it just happened to get put down. :( I fixed it now. :)

[TheHolo.Net]

No setting off the censor under any circumstances! No exceptions. Thread warned.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Now includes a pull string with the following lyrics from songs that could be sung by him, Lethargic Belargic!

"All bbby myseeeeelf, don't wanna be -- all bbby myself."
"I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back."
"Nobody wants to be lonely -- nobody wants to cry!"
"Now that you're gone -- who am I without you now?"

I resent what those songs imply...

... :cry :cry


Not responsible for homosexuality in young boys.

:x

(:lol ;) nice one)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Evil Hobgoblin
Catelogue item #5547: "Let's do battle" Zeke action figure!

- Comes with lightsaber dispenser so all your Jedi can have at least two weapons during battle!
- Special scissors and mousse to imitate Zeke's unique hairstyle!
- Also has six red "creature capture" balls and custom hat!
- Comes with the following sayings!

"Let's battle!"
"I'm gonna win!"
"I've gotta do it!"
"We need to go save Misty!"
"Pikachu, I choose you!"

- Also comes with "Zeke the Happy Happy Joy Joy Nice Boy Freunlaven!" miniature, plus real valium and prozac tablets to make those flashbacks just as good as the real thing!

Temporarily out of stock because Sorr couldn't get enough Inu-Aku actions figures, so she had to settle for these.


:lol *hides all action figures*

[Zeke]

Originally posted by Evil Hobgoblin
Catelogue item #5547: "Let's do battle" Zeke action figure!

- Comes with lightsaber dispenser so all your Jedi can have at least two weapons during battle!
- Special scissors and mousse to imitate Zeke's unique hairstyle!
- Also has six red "creature capture" balls and custom hat!
- Comes with the following sayings!

"Let's battle!"
"I'm gonna win!"
"I've gotta do it!"
"We need to go save Misty!"
"Pikachu, I choose you!"

- Also comes with "Zeke the Happy Happy Joy Joy Nice Boy Freunlaven!" miniature, plus real valium and prozac tablets to make those flashbacks just as good as the real thing!

Temporarily out of stock because Sorr couldn't get enough Inu-Aku actions figures, so she had to settle for these.

Not sure if I should be offended or not, but I'm grinnin' at least. These are excellent. Would like a remake on the Zeke, and wondering if someone would do an Inu figure? I'll post some of my own when I get the inspiration...

[Evil Hobgoblin]

They were but caricatures, dude. No offense intended.

I was looking through the thread and happened upon Ansatsu's Wei action figure description and I thought "Well, shoot, I've gotta make one for Zeke so they can both have one." Then I went back to what I could remember about your character and your tendency to get into fights coupled with your avatar's similarity to Ash from Pokemon was what got you that nod. :)

Alpha's came from his tendency to switch sides from a couple of years ago, his old M:TG fetish, and his recent aging spurt. :)

[Zeke]

None taken. :) Just that some people have multiple action figures...I WANT MORE! :mad

[Evil Hobgoblin]

You're talking to a guy who's been around these boards for almost three years, but who does not yet have even one action figure description. :p

If this keeps up, I'll have to make my own. I definitely think Pierce ought to come with Kung-Fu grip, and Hob's should have warnings about potential BO and after-midnight feedings...

*Starts working on his own caricatures.*

[Sigil Roland]

Ehhh... Why not....


Spaceballs the Flame Thrower!

[Ryla Relvinian]

Not responsible for homosexuality in young boys. :lol


Lightsaber and see through blouse sold seperately.

What, no leather pants??


Figure is fully posable and very flexible. That's more like it.

These are great! I am so amused. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Original first edition "Sniper Dude" Pierce Tondry doll, very rare

Comes with

-- Rifle that has been hand crafted by dedicated artists out of durasteel
-- A display set that has a beautifully made tree that the figure can lean against
-- a cigaretta that actually emits smoke
This rare first edition also comes with several interchangeable disguises

Option extras include a Jax doll with nappy that can be changed

Doll has 50 preprogrammed phrases it can speak including "It's the kickback I love the most. Makes me feel alive. Makes my target dead", plus kung-fu grip, punch and throw action.

Plus, if you throw this doll, it will never miss it's target!

* No refund will be given if doll suddenly disappears for extended periods of time.

[Dirjj Mordrai]

:lol :lol :lol @ Pierce doll

[Xazor Elessar]

Mr.Net -- I edited my post so the cursing was gone from it. Sowie. :\

[Alpha]

Originally posted by Evil Hobgoblin
Catelogue Item #12345: The "It's Possible to Be Both Good and Evil at the same time" Alpha!

- Comes with reverseable "evil suit" and multiple group ID pins for each day of the week!
- Has special disappearing/reappearing fleet!
- Has attachable beard that transforms the figure into "Old Satine" at will!
- Has accompanying "Sidar Kondo" action figure joined at the hip!
- Also includes tradeable Magic the Gathering card that has the following game statistics!

Cost: 3 colorless, 2 red mana (red card)
Power: 4
Toughness: 20
Jedi Legend
Game Text: At any time, a character with power greater than 0 may tap to give Alpha a "beating counter" and tap him. Alpha is +0/+1 for each "beating counter". Sorsha Kasajian may tap to take control of Alpha at any time. Alpha may tap to reverse the letters "er" to "re" in any post.
7 red: Promote Alpha to "Jedi Master Satine" giving him immunity to further "beatings" and restricting his participation in RP.
Flavor Text: "Oh, no, not again. Just don't hit the kidneys this time, guys."


OMG!!! :lol that is hilarious!

*goes and rummages in his closet for his younger self, Kondo, and his fleet* :)

[Dae Jinn]

My sister told me about this thread today...and har har Mr Marcus.


Daetana Jinn action figure -- shirt not included :mischief

*skips off to buy Naked Ranger figures*

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Xazor Elessar
Mr.Net -- I edited my post so the cursing was gone from it. Sowie. :\ Thank you. Thread warning status removed.

[Xaz']

:D Won't let it happen again -- at least I'll try to remember. Tis very difficult!

[Sean Piett]

I rollerblade.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Marcus Elessar
Original first edition "Sniper Dude" Pierce Tondry doll, very rare

Plus, if you throw this doll, it will never miss it's target!

* No refund will be given if doll suddenly disappears for extended periods of time.

:lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Speaking of people with no action .........figures!!

;)

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

Catelogue item #1530: "I am so totally evil" Lilaena De'Ville action figure!

- Comes with detachable hair for that extra-special "lightsaber-cut" hairstyle!
- Comes with baby carrier and baby starship seat - both with hidden weapon holsters built in! Baby sold separately, if you can find it.
- Comes with death warrants from twelve systems!
- Automated "hiss and attack" action feature will activate once the figure is brought within seeing distance of any figure she doesn't like! Optional "withering insults" mode provided for more delicate missions.
- Detachable armblades! Bonus action feature: Detach both armblades and figure will "grimace with unhappiness"!
- Spring-loaded feet for special "Force" actions!
- Two apprentices of your choice included!
- Comes with the following sayings:

"Sithspawn!"
"Frell!"
"#$&@!"
"Sithspawn!"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Dirjj Mordrai]

:lol

[Sage Hazzard]

This thread should be put in a museum. :lol

[The Preacha]

:lol :lol :lol Says it all.

[Salemn Lysce]

"Stuttering Salem" Action Figure Doll

This action figure brings both joy and heartache to those who purchase it. With black robes, 'stumps' on the back and that cute speech impediment, Salem Ave is the perfect gift !

Some bonus features are:

- Talons that will latch onto anything once closed
- Black eyes that will hypnotize you
- A detachable lightsaber
- A mini library of real magick books that are fun for all ages !
- A string that, once pulled, you'll hear five stunning phrases:

"Love isss when you fearrr sssomebody"
"Thessse robesss arrre too tight."
"I vant to vuck yourrr vlood."
"Fearrr me (coughing)"
"If only I could fly - aha! Wherrre did I put my jointsss?"

Complete family fun for everyone ! The manufacturers of this toy are not responsible for any 'Child Play' deja-vu

[Dasquian Belargic]

LOL Yay :D I want one now!

[Evil Hobgoblin]

*Note: company not responsible if Lilaena's apprentices vanish with no apparent reason for several months.

:D

[imported_Terran Starek]

Announcer: Hey kids! Wanna check out the NEWEST craze on the playground?

Group of random kids: Yesssss!

Announcer: Well then, cry, beg, and lie to your parents to get them to buy you this:

The New Evil Hobgoblin Action-Figure!

This cool new figure will keep you Hobbin' all day long!

Group of random kids: Yaaaaay!

Announcer: Hob comes with:
Super-cool levitating action!
Sweet electronic Real Electricity Force Lightning Shooter(TM)
(not suitable for children 17 and under)
Grumpy temperament and picture of Grumpy of the 7 Dwarfs
Radical catch phrases like:
"Ye" and "Might'n"

Group of random kids:(amazed) Woooooooooow!

Announcer: Wake your parents up RIGHT NOW and you will recieve this tubular special bonus:

Hob's Gary Coleman Super-Sidekick! Now you can have Hob's favorite dwarf friend! Gary comes with:
Hug action for Hob when he's discouraged about his height
Awesome catch phrases like:
"Whatchyoo talkin' bout, Hob?"
and
"No, I was not Webster, moron!"
Ultra-powerful bankruptcy ray for the big business foes

One kid from the Group of random kids: This is toooo much! (kid's head explodes!)

Announcer: Disclaimer: Cheesmo Toys not responsible for delicious, poisonous parts Must be 88 to order Offer not available anywhere Not suitable for children or parakeets under the age of 16 Offer expired 6 weeks ago "Gary Coleman" is entirely fictious and any representation to any public figure is coincidental Three Blind Mice Three Blind Mice See How They Run See How They Run I'm still talking and I don't know why Please shoot me.

[Sanis Prent]

You forgot "They're always after me lucky charms!"

[AmazonBabe]

You forgot "They're always after me lucky charms!"

And I just about almost choked on MY bowl of Lucky Charms just now! :lol:lol:lol

[Severen Morkonis]

:lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

*Note: company not responsible if Lilaena's apprentices vanish with no apparent reason for several months.

Haha, I thought of that, but decided not to mention it.

[Gabran Darkysa]

O_o

[imported_Cyrus Haman]

***Special Two Pack***

Denali and Dakota Twice the Trouble!' Gue

Comes with:

Two Shopping Bags
Eight Pair of Shoes (6 Pairs are high heels)
Skin tight Black Leather Bodysuit (for Ko)
Skin tight Flower Bodysuit (for Ali)
Bloomingdales Credit Card
A copy of "Mindless Jedi Uncensored"
Lipstick
And a dog called 'Mattie' (with black jumpsuit)

Press buttons on the back and get:

From Dakota:
"Let's go shopping!"
"I'm flexible...everywhere"
"Good to go!"
"Oh Mattie you're so cute!"
"Ali your poor shoes!"

From Denali:
"I know, Ko, I shoulda worn flats"
"I..am a genious."
"I'm here to make your small life miserable."
"Kamakazis. Mmmmm..."
"Your lipstick doesn't match your dress."

Soon to come, "The Denali and Dakota Fashion Complex"...don't blame us...if your credit card disappears as the fashions appear.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Angelica Shin action figure.

Comes with a lightsaber, and an attitude the exact opposite of her husband's.

WARNING: As with other toys from the SWFans line, Anglica Shin is also prone to disappear without warning.

[Angelica Shin]

*Appears out of nowhere and kicks Wei in the pants*

:D

*vanishes*

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

O_o :lol still thinking we need an Inu one.....;)

[Evil Hobgoblin]

*Covets his Lucky Charms.*

Meddling juvenile delinquents...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Ro McCloud]

"P'O'ed Puppy" Inu Aku Doll!

Press a button on his back and hear these action phrases!

"Do we have to honey?"
"WALKIES! NOW!"
"Grrrrrr! Woof!"

Comes with a real Katana!

<font size=1>Warning! This doll is not suitable for ANYONE, may cause children to act like dogs.</font>

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*baps Aki* rude!

[Ro McCloud]

:mneh

not rude!

Well maybe, but I think it's sorta funny.

I forgot to add this-

May cause children to grow rapidly and be an adult within a week of their birth.

[Dasquian Belargic]

May cause children to grow rapidly and be an adult within a week of their birth.

That's nothing new. It's been available with the Van-Derveld figures for ages now :mneh

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

plah..*baps Aki again* make it humorous not rude....the point of the thread is not to bash....

[Zeke]

I think it's quite funny. Suits the dog man well, it does. :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

OMG Shaed and Hob that was hilarious!!! :lol:lol


Baby sold separately, if you can find it Ain't that the truth!

[Marcus Telcontar]

The now you see her, now you dont Beldarine Lurking Doll!

-- Abpart from Huge traits of land, I'm not sure what it comes with. But I assure you, it is very rare and hardly ever seen!

[Beldarine]

o_O
O_o
-_-

he he he

[Marcus Telcontar]

:p

:D

Hi there ^_^