N-vITaTioN

[Mr. Happy]

A man dressed in a white lab coat, and a set of Groucho Marx glasses, nose, and moustache walked conspicuously up to the Bar & Grille. Everytime he passed somebody, he'd open up his jacket, and those around him would gasp in shock, as there appeared to be nothing on beneath his labcoat. He stepped inside the bar, and opened his coat up for all to see. He wore nothing on the inside...except for a sign, tied around his waist to conveniently hide his unmentionables.

[Kelt Simoson]

' Err, Sir would you mind leaving this establishment and coming back when you dress yourself a little more appropriate?...' A voice said from the guys left, Kelt Simoson stood there with a can of soda in his hand looking rather worried, but showed only a smile to the gentleman.

[Mr. Happy]

Under strict orders to deliver the message, the henchman didn't waver in the slightest. He ran around the bar, flashing everyone.

<font size=5>WOOOOO!!!! RECITAL!!! WOOOO!!!!</font>

[Kelt Simoson]

' Excuse me sir if you do not stop breaking the law and ruining these peopes evening i will be forced to call the gaurds!' Kelt yelled over to the prancing lunitic.

[Mr. Happy]

<font size=5>WOOOOO!!!! RECITAL!!!!</font>

He continued running, hopping up on tables and jumping over customers, to ensure the advertisement got maximum exposure.

[Kelt Simoson]

Suddenly and swiftly the man was gripped from behind. The Jedi grabbed the back of the flashers lab coat, his other arm gripped the man arm and bent it backwards and up giving the man a slight pain in his arm. ' I asked you to leave and so you shall...'

Kelt applied a slight more pressure to the man arms and started to lead him to the door, clapping and cheering burst from many of the people and on lookers. The gaurds simply laughed.

[Mr. Happy]

:lol!!!!!

<font size=3>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!</font>

The man seemed oblivious to the painful hold that Kelt had on him, and was seized by a fit of laughter.

<font size=3>AAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</font>

His face started to turn red, and he doubled over.

<font size=3>HOOO-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!</font>

Soon, he started turning purple...and fell to the ground. Dead.

[Kelt Simoson]

' What the?....' Kelt had to let go due to the mans body weight. The man simply fell to the floor and clearly he was dead. Kelt was quite shocked infact and bent down to exsamin the mans body, nothing out of the ordinary, a sign over his genitals but a completely nakid body otherwise.

Although Kelt was a healer the man couldent do anything to help this guy, of course he broke the law but he would still help him. His life was gone and Kelt felt nothing from him. He couldent see no needle marks, no drug markings, nothing.It was strange and the whole situation seemed a little more sinister than it looked, Kelt felt it.

[Kelt Simoson]

Suddenly Kelt had a thought, the sign that coverd the mans genitals looked rather odd. The writting looked very messy and hardly understandible. But perhaps if he turned it over something might be hidden, the cause of his death perhaps.

Kelt carefull flipped the board over and there taped to the back of the sign was a envolop addresed to a Miss Rie Mysst. Of course he knew who that was it was Amazon Babe but why would a nakid madman what anything to do with Amazon babe?. Kelt left the envolope there for a moment deep in thought.

[Mr. Happy]

Muffled laughter could now be heard...seemingly coming from the envelope.