I just ran my shaver over my tongue

[ReaperFett]

It feels tingly :)

[Zeke]

Why would you do such a thing? :lol

[ReaperFett]

Well, I was shaving (I do it at night sometimes, as that way if I dont have time in the morning it is more or less done), looking round on the internet. My tongue has a slight white colour. Now apparently, I need to get one of these tongue scrapers you can buy. But I had a shaver in hand, so tried that. Aside from feeling tingly, it did nothing :)

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Wow, amazing! Now go try to shave other body parts! Teeth, stomach, feet, ears! You can make a TV show with it.

"Shaving with the Fett Man! What will he shave this week?"

[Dae Jinn]

At least it didn't cut you. :) Why didn't you just brush your tongue tho? lol

[ReaperFett]

...teeth? :)

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Teeth, Yes Teeth! Maybe scrap off all the plauqe or whatnot.

I sure can use it... No Cavitys yet, but my teeth ain't no sparkly white either.

[Tyrn Sairvel]

Originally posted by Zakatiel Rhinehart
Now go try to shave other body parts!Hmm... be careful. A slip could be nasty.

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Yes it could... Fellow Follower of Chaos Legion

[Darth Viscera]

Mr. Bean did that.

[Sanis Prent]

Fett...you've just doubled on the insanity meter. I can't believe you did that.

[Alana Stormcloud]

You people scare me :p

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Yet, you love us at the same time.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

still find him scanning his face funnier.... :lol

[ReaperFett]

Pictures of the hole in my gum were quite funny too IMO :)

[Alana Stormcloud]

:lol gotta love the peeps of this board... Who else matchs insanity for insanity but here :) Scanned his face??? oooo I wanna see hehee

[Sigil Roland]

Well, there are worse things he could scan...

But running your shaver across your toung takes guts. And means he can now eat the Doritos because he's both Bold and Daring.

[ReaperFett]

The link (http://sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=459325&highlight=head#post459325)


:)

[Alana Stormcloud]

:lol I still like the shaving of the tongue thing... That had me cracken up lol

[Sigil Roland]

So Fett looks like that guy from A Clockwork Orange...

[ReaperFett]

Erm...who? :)

[Sigil Roland]

I'll have to look it up, I have not seen that movie in years.

[ReaperFett]

Be sure to :)

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

If youre talking about the big burly guy, thats David Prowse :D

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Most of my insanity comes from being Random... And boards ain't no good at showing how random I am.

Either Love me or Hate me, I am here, and won't go away. Unless you offer much money for me too.

[AmazonBabe]

o_O

You shaved your tongue?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? O_o

...

Wait... were you EVEN thinking? :lol:lol:lol

[Sage Hazzard]

So was this hair on your toungue or did you think the shaver would clean it off? :lol Now if you have a hairy toungue... I could see you doing that...

[ReaperFett]

I dont think it is actually hair. I just tried it :)


And no AB, I wasnt thinking, obviously ;)

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

You know, sometimes I wish I could be that stu-
wait, never mind. I don't.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Shaving tounge = Dumb.

[Darth Viscera]

Well, if he was using the Remington SF3, then I imagine the risk was only marginal. As you all know, the patented Advanced MicroScreen shaving technology allows for 56 cutting edges adjusting to facial contours for a close, comfortable shave.

[Marcus Telcontar]

... Did you make that up, or are you a Remington Shrill?

[Darth Viscera]

No, I really like my cordless Remington shaver. The thing eats up pubes like no tomorrow, and whatever other hair you can possibly throw at it. You could shave your eyeballs with it, though I don't think I would recommend it.

[ReaperFett]

Ive never cut myself with it :)

[Darth Viscera]

Keep trying!

[ReaperFett]

On the tongue? :)

[Darth Viscera]

Tongue is for wussies! Shave your eyeball!

[ReaperFett]

hmm...........no :)

[Darth Viscera]

*flaps arms in a manner which is representative of a fowl*

Bock-back-bock-back-bock-back-bock-back-bock-back-bock-back-bock!

[ReaperFett]

Lay us an egg then :)

[Darth Viscera]

ahem. It could be inferred by my manner that I was suggesting that YOU were a fowl.

[ReaperFett]

Could be, but we know better, eh? :)

[Darth Viscera]

Blast! You have foiled my attempt at depicting you in a negative manner.

[ReaperFett]

ha-HA! :)

[Darth Viscera]

:grumble

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Electric? You used a Electric Razor?!?! Ahhhh, and here I thought you where cool and used a real bladed razor. Now that would of been interesting. Like, use my Mach 3, and tape it. THAT would be awesome.

[Sanis Prent]

Now you won't be able to distinguish between mince pies and cow pies.

[ReaperFett]

Im stupid, but Im not stupid! ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

>_< LMAO to this entire thread.

[Wei Wu Wei]

And after all this, there is no Can?

[ReaperFett]

Why? What is so WTF about putting a shaver on your tongue? :)

[Darth Viscera]

you could end up hurting your tongue, you FOOL!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, the can may appear if someone summons it

[Wei Wu Wei]

Very well. I think putting a shaver on your tongue for the hell of it is very much a WTF.

[Deep, cosmic voice]I SUMMON THE CAN![/Deep cosmic voice]

[ReaperFett]

BAN THE CAN!

And it wasnt for the hell of it. I wanted to make my tongue less white :)

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

When I finish my Illustrator Image, then the WTF Can better watch out. The Can of Whoopass is crazy insane.

[Nevlonniel]

Dear lord... you mean there will be TWO cans???

And I thought one was bad enough! :lol

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Wei Wu Wei]

Ever notice how most of Sorr's posts are just the laughing smiley?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:mneh tis why i got voted most likely to :lol at Fear's Womb....

[Sanis Prent]

Well, I do have a 64 ounce bottle. I could create the bottle of STFU.

[Wei Wu Wei]

I bet Fear's kids are ugly. :)

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
Well, I do have a 64 ounce bottle. I could create the bottle of STFU.

what?

[Liu Fong]

The Bottle of STFU. For when people are going on and on endlessly spamming/flaming/etc.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Sorreessa Tarrineezi
what?

STFU="shut the **** up"

[Sanis Prent]

or Frell, depending on usage

[Zeke]

WTF is frell? Where did this originate from? It grinds my nerves to no end.

[Sanis Prent]

Farscape

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Its a good word. I like it. You don't have to ever use it if you don't like it.

[Marcus Telcontar]

It's cup of STFU, I also have a can of Whoopass already. and as for the can.....

SUMMON! THE CAN!

[Can of WTF]

:: The CAN rolls in and reads thread - which is pretty mind boggling considering lack of eyes ::

h3y! j00 pwnd j00 4zz! ph34r /v\3 4 ][ 4/v\ WTF!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Actually if you want to get technical and use a movie quote:


"How about a nice glass of shut the hell up?! Read the name tag. You're in my world now, Grandma." I love that movie :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

What moive is it out of?

[Zeke]

CAN! ^___^ What is that movie, btw?

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

This is the Whoopass Can so far... Now remember, I have 2 more weeks to make it into a final masterpiece. (I suck at Art) But It still good enough. (Going to add WTF stuff on the Blue Can)
The boots will be fixed up, the other hand, etc. etc.

http://216.73.105.30/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=488898

[Zeke]

[Can of WTF]ph34r th3 r3d X![/Can of WTF]

[ReaperFett]

phear the unfunny can :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

phear the unfunny Fett :p

[ReaperFett]

More laughed at me today than the can. Scroo Yoo :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Happy Gilmore.

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Can of WTF
h3y! j00 pwnd j00 4zz! ph34r /v\3 4 ][ 4/v\ WTF!

OMG! I can read that now! It reads:
"Hey! you owned you <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>! fear me for I am WTF!"

You owned you <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>?! O_o

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Ok, so this is the can a little more done... Soon it will be complete! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(That Gun took me a while to make... Whooo, you should see all the paths in it!) still working on the hands, and next step, add details to the Can itself. (Along with the WTF Can)

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/WhoopassCan.gif

[Sorsha Kasajian]

Originally posted by Zakatiel Rhinehart
Yes it could... Fellow Follower of Chaos Legion

Chaos Legion? :wings

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

PS2 Video game in the works. My avator and sig charachters from it.

[ReaperFett]

That can rules. KILL THE WTF! :D

[Wei Wu Wei]

Battle of the Cans...and the end of life as we know it. Prepare to have everything as you know it ripped to tiny shreds in the wake of the Cans' power!

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

It looks better if you have the white default style on. I gotta make it a Jpeg and into a sig soon.

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

Last Image before I leave School

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/NinjaWhoopass.jpg

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Sorsha Kasajian]

Originally posted by Zeke
WTF is frell? Where did this originate from? It grinds my nerves to no end.

Frell you :D ;)

[Zakatiel Rhinehart]

if I remember, frell was more of a... "Oh Frell" kinda word, like saying "Oh Shiit"

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

more of the f-word really at least when I use it.....