this just in

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

http://www.boomspeed.com/owoutcast/beer_study.jpg

[Nathanial K'cansce]

mmmm... getting flubbered.

Nice knowning ya, but you'll soon be killed by our female friends here. :) Enjoy the rest of your 3 hour life. :)

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

bah I'm not worried snack well with the exception of LD, Daiq, Jenny, Dar, Dale, and Dae but they already want to kill me for various other reasons. :D

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Dude, that is the funniest thing I've seen all week! I hereby grant thee diplomatic immunity, because you are right!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

:lol point taken.

*snickers at the study and runs off before the femalesstart biting me*

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

thanks. :)

[Inu]

I'm going to choose not to comment. Instead, I shall simply sit by to distribute weaponry as the girls come in to get their retribution. :D

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Wha? Like they would!

If I wasn't a better cook than all of them, I'd tell them to get in the kitchen and make me a pie.

[Shanaria Fabool]

Umm...I think they just wanted to get 100 men drunk in the name of science....

*looks at Darth Snack, likes her lips, and bites him.*

[ReaperFett]

Oh, you're dead :)

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

I like to think of it as "safely diluting my manliness"

Otherwise, my masculinity would just continue to accumulate and accumulate, until it reached lethal levels of Stud.

[Shanaria Fabool]

So thats your excuse to get pissed, and act like an idiot?

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

I'm quite well-mannered when I drink. There are only a few well-hidden poker tells that will let you know that I am drunk. If I rub my face, that's about the only indication you'll get, before I pass out.

[Shanaria Fabool]

Well then your better than 90% of the men i've seen drunk.

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Its taken years of practice. I can drink a half case of beer in a single session and not be drunk. This is not a good thing. It is very expensive now.

[Shanaria Fabool]

I can't see why anybody would even think of drinking half a case of beer!

[imported_Jackson Mcgraves]

its something to do.

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

You'd be suprised. Its difficult for girls to understand. Their bodies generally have less tolerances than guys...especially when you've been at it for a while. Twelve is barely excess now. Barely. Its getting to the point where I can drink beer and not be concerned of the possibility of getting drunk. Which can be a good thing, since now I usually just drink beer as a conoisseur thing. I've evolved past the drunkard phase of my life, thankfully.

[Shanaria Fabool]

I'm glad to hear you have reformed, but Still I can't beleave that so many men can't have anything better to do than get Drunk... And then come over and try to look attractive at that...Sheesh!

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Try? I am attractive. What is this try?

[Shanaria Fabool]

I don't think anybody is attractive when they can't talk and are vomiting in my lap.

[Vampyre Dalamar]

As a great master once said, "Do or do not there is no try!!!" You know Yoda got drunk that little Jedi bastich...:smokin

[ReaperFett]

I don't think anybody is attractive when they can't talk and are vomiting in my lap.

How about not drunk and not vomiting, but cant talk? ;)

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

That simply means they can't handle their drink. If so, you're better off without those types of guys.

[Wei Wu Wei]

I don't drink beer. I can hardly stand the smell of it. i don't get headaches or anything from it, I just don't like it. But other people can drink it all they want.

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

You don't get headaches after sipping, Wei :)

And I didn't like beer at first, either. It grows on you :)

[Shanaria Fabool]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
How about not drunk and not vomiting, but cant talk? ;)

That's fine, just don't be a jerk.



Originally posted by Keerrourri Sarrtarroa
That simply means they can't handle their drink. If so, you're better off without those types of guys.

I know that why do you think I'm sick of them comming over and hitting on me.


Originally posted by Keerrourri Sarrtarroa
I didn't like beer at first, either. It grows on you

Ya, it grows like a fungus...You try to get rid of it, but after a while you except that it is there and ignore it, This is also work for my brother!

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Not at all. Beer is a wonderful, wonderful thing. Its one of the cornerstones of human civilization, and has been with us since the cradle of civilization in Mesopotamia (Thats present-day Iraq, for you laymen). Up or down, thin or flush, beer has helped mankind throughout the ages. As Benjamin Franklin once said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Every civilization on earth (with the exception of Russia's barbarian hordes) brews beer to some degree.

[ReaperFett]

That's fine, just don't be a jerk.
Dang!



:)

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Correction - Even Russia brews beer. Wow. Now I must go sample more!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'd rather have a guy that couldn't handle his drink than one who preferred to drink excessively just to be drunk.

[Shanaria Fabool]

*sarcastic* Oooh Yum, barley and hops, shoved into water, with yeast, and left to ferment for a while! I really think that sound good!.....NOT!!

The stuff tastes Awful, Smell Awful, makes you fat, Removes the ability for your body absorb water into your system, and is a cheep way to get drunk....So What makes it so wonderful?

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Ask the same about coffee. Burnt beans, ground into powder, and strained through hot water. Has a bitter taste, smells like ash, makes you a hyperactive freak, is a diuretic, and is an expensive and less healthy substitute for sleep.

And you're quite misinformed. Beer is marginally much more expensive to get drunk off of than liquor. Don't believe me? Take a night, do shots. Take another night on beers. Shot vs Bottle, liquor is much more efficient for your money...especially if you go for specialty brews. This is one reason I don't drink to excess.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

don't see the draw myself, of the few times friends tried to get me drunk, all I got was a buzz which bugged and they still couldn't get me drunk, ah well....

[Shanaria Fabool]

Well I completely agree with the coffee stuff, I hate that As much as I do beer. In a bar beer is more expencive or as expencive as the other stuff, but if you buy a case of beer in a store then buy the same volume of rum. the rum will be alot more expencive.

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

They were weak. Join me, Sorr...I can get you wasted >D

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

The same volume, of course. However, you don't drink the same volume and expect the same results. Liquor will bust you up in a heartbeat! For instance...I could drink a pint of Kentucky bourbon, and it would have the same effect on me as a half case of beer. 1 pint (16 oz) vs a 12 pack (12x12 = 144 ounces)

I can get that pint for about 4 dollars less than the half case.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

Originally posted by Keerrourri Sarrtarroa
They were weak. Join me, Sorr...I can get you wasted >D

ano, kowaii desu....iie.....

[Shanaria Fabool]

Well then you haven't met some people I know that Try to drink the same volume.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Its all about vodka. >D

And since when did a buzz BUG anyone? o_O Buzz's are great :D

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

P&A, 3-Man, Circle of Death, FUB, The 21 Gun Salute, Sigma JB, Power Hour, Century Club, Dueling Handles....done it all :) Of course, I was a younger buck with a lower tolerance back then, so...go figure.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

annoyed me it did.....my friends tried a bit to get me drunk but didn't work....and something about getting drunk with Charley is scary dunno why....

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

VODKA? BLEAARRRRGH!!! hack-wheeze...

Glorified communist rubbing alcohol! How on earth can you like it? I can understand if you're talking about in a mixer, like a Kamikaze, Screwdriver, or Long Island. There, its average...but as a stand-alone liquor? NO! Clear liquor is of Satan.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Well, I only drink mixed drinks. :) But I'd love to do vodka shots. :)

[Shanaria Fabool]

I use one shot of Vodka as cough medicin...It works and doesn't taste ThaT Bad! It's better than that cherry Crap cough medicin you get in the store.

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

o_O oddness

[Loki Ahmrah]

That article was excellent. Very funny indeed. :)

[Shanaria Fabool]

What's so odd about it Sorr?

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

*shrugs* just seems odd....

[Shanaria Fabool]

Well it does really work.... Plus I'm alergic to most coventional Cough medicins.. So I use Vodka!:)

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

I used Maker's Mark fine Kentucky bourbon to get over bronchitis this past weekend. Liquor does miracles that cough medicines cannot.

[Shanaria Fabool]

It can do miracles ...But there is a point when it starts to harm rather then help.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Originally posted by Shanaria Fabool


*looks at Darth Snack, likes her lips, and bites him.*

I wonder if I'll turn blue now....


:cool

[Sameer Aryan]

Originally posted by Keerrourri Sarrtarroa
I used Maker's Mark fine Kentucky bourbon to get over bronchitis this past weekend. Liquor does miracles that cough medicines cannot.

Damn true! :lol I actually know some parents that give that to their kids instead of cough medicines!

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Of course, I did this while playing a drinking game to Attack of the Clones. Others drank Margaritas and beer. I...had straight whiskey. They had to drink whenever someone said "Force," or "Jedi."

I had to take a shot whenever someone said "May the Force be With you" or whenever there was a scene with Jar Jar.

I finished half a liter of Kentucky's finest bourbon whisky before Yoda even made it to Geonosis.

:x

[Morgan Evanar]

We HAVE to do this next time I'm up.

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Sounds good. Though if we do that, we're better off buying a handle of Jim instead. A liter of Makers is 25 bucks :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey I wanna too!

[Silus Xilarian]

I am SO in on this one.....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

When am I coming to Alabama, again?

[Silus Xilarian]

the next flight out, I believe is what you said :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*checks schedule*

Um...well I technically COULD if I quit my job. Anyone want to pay me to come to Alabama?


..actually don't answer that...