A happy little song.

[Miryan no Trunks]

I don't know how well this'll be appreciated here, but I just got it in an email the other day, and I think it's great myself ^_^

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Read this in the style of "If you're happy and you know it...."


If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.

If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.

If the terrorists are frisky,

Pakistan is looking shifty,

North Korea is too risky,

Bomb Iraq.


If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.

If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections,

Let's look tough for the elections,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq.


It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.

Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.

They've got weapons we can't see,

And that's good enough for me

'Cos it's all the proof I need

Bomb Iraq.


If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.

If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.

If you think Saddam's gone mad,

With the weapons that he had,

(And he tried to kill your dad),

Bomb Iraq.


If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.

If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.

If your politics are sleazy,

And hiding that ain't easy,

And your manhood's getting queasy,

Bomb Iraq.


Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.

For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.

Disagree? We'll call it treason,

Let's make war not love this season,

Even if we have no reason,

Bomb Iraq.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hell, that is one good song,

Iraq needs to be made an example of, or others, Like N. Korea (who responds to power) will see us as weak and say "Screw you! We nuking everyone."

Just read the Newspapers! The N Koreans Are creating delays! Why? CAUSE THEY WANT US TO BOMB IRAQ!!!

If the Price of Fuel is Rising, Bomb Iraq
The oil's disappearing, Bomb Iraq

If you want all the oil
Then put Saddam on the boil
If you want all the oil, INVADE IRAQ!!!

[Sean Piett]

A lot of the rythming was pretty mediocre, which is bothersome.

[Figrin D'an]

I know it probably wasn't your intention Miyran, but this thread is a wreck waiting to happen... expressing political views is fine, but this could be construed pretty blatantly inflammatory.

[Zeke]

I take it for what it is: A humorous song. Nothing more. :)

[Figrin D'an]

I wasn't speaking from my personal views... I'm just saying that someone could find that rather inappropriate, and turn this into an ugly situation.


But, I'm not going to cause a scene either... so, I'm done. :)

[Miryan no Trunks]

Quite true Figran, but I wasn't even so much displaying my political views with it (I think Saddam Should be executed in a humiliating manner) I just think the song's amusing =)

I guess I just have faith that everyone here will be able to accept it as just the light-hearted poking of fun, if anything ^_^