At Long Last, I Speak!

[Guest]

Too long have I remained silent, lurking in the dark and hogging space in the Who's Online column. Tonight, I speak!

I will continue to lurk in the forums, reading your threads, watching every move you make, and digging up old threads you forgot even existed....

I am everywhere! I cannot be stopped!

Hear me and tremble, for I am Guest!

[Soen Spellflinger]

:lol About damn time!

[Guest]

I could not sit idly by and be ignored. For I am here always, and I know all.

Well, I read all, but I forget most of it....

[Chee]

And yea, I do too, for I have watched for a long time. I am... Lurker!

[Guest]

Ah-HA! But you, you do not have the courage to be known in your lurking! You are a coward, Lurker! A cow-ward!

[Marcus Telcontar]

0_0

I think this is called for.

I SUMMON THE CAN!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I liked Guest better. :mneh

[Can of WTF]

:: The Can rolls in, takes one look and i WTF'ed ::

j00 pwnd!!! ph34r /V\3! wtf!

[Zeke]

:eek

It's the CAN!

[Guest]

Ahh, my good friend, The Can. So many times you have saved a horrid thread wreck from certain disaster.

Wait, no, you never stopped anything! It always kept going! Take this, Can!

*Opens the can and drinks it, crushing the empty aluminum vessel on his forhead and tossing it away before belching loudly.*

[Pilot Akito]

*Walks in.*

Lurker... Muhahahahahahaha! Thats so funny... Like MLurker...

Oh wait a second.....


You copied my idea!! You TOOTY FRUITY ROLL UP!
*Akito grabs Lurker and begins to take off Scooby Doo Mask.*
Get off of his head you stupid mask....

[Vampyre Dalamar]

Dalamar always sensed there was another. More powerful than himself. His might always at the fringes of his vision. I bow to you Guest. You are worthy.

Side's you whooped the can of whoop. Never before seen or done. All hail Guest. :crack

[Guest]

Yes, hail me in my glory as I sit upon my throne of porcelain!

Even the allmighty Soth can recognize my supreme lurking power! Look, I've multiplied myself in the "Who's Online area for your amusement!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Um...that isn't Soth.

I think the Guest needs glasses. :mischief

[Guest]

The Guest does not need glasses! He does not care who you are, for you are insignificant and I read your posts!

You will all be gone someday, and I shall remain!

And, sorry Dalamar, heh, my bad....

[Guest]

The Guest does not need glasses! He does not care who you are, for you are insignificant and I read your posts!

You will all be gone someday, and I shall remain!

And, sorry Dalamar, heh, my bad....

The Guest can even post in STEREO!

[Zeke]

A double post! Twice the WTF, one with a misspelling...until it was edited.

[Guest]

You dare to mock the Guest?! Find a misspelling, I do dare you!

The Guest has amazing editing powers!

[Pilot Akito]

*Still trying to get Lurkers Mask off.*

Grr!!!

Ugghh!!!

[Zeke]

::helps Akito with the mask removal::

It's stuck!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*hands them a chainsaw* Try that. :D

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol *claws it off* opps, took some face wjith jit....

[Leeloo Mina]

Always wondered how long it'd take someone to take the name "Guest"

[Sene Unty]

Pretty long time apparently. :D

[Leeloo Mina]

Maybe not!

How many times have you clicked on "Guest" in who's online to see if htey have a profile? :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Um...never?


:)

[Leeloo Mina]

I thought so!!

:D

I've done it by accident before ^_^;

[Alpha]

Hmmm...Since the Can of WTF is gone, does that mean the can of <smallfont color={hovercolor}>-Censored-</smallfont>-whooping is gonna pay a visit? :)

[Leeloo Mina]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-whoopass.jpg

[Destiny Stormrider]

ROFL :lol